I am your natural enemy

"Tell me, what's your name?"

"My surname is Zhao. I forgot my name. They all call me Lao Zhao."

"Who sent you?"

"No one sent me."

"Then what are you here for?"

"Coming to cause trouble."

"Huh?" Wen Yan was startled, such a direct and arrogant answer.

Lao Zhao was startled, feeling the hot yang energy far beyond that of ordinary people. If he wasn't careful, it would definitely burn him to death, so he quickly threw the blame away.

"No, no, it's not me who wants to cause trouble, it's the five brothers who want to cause trouble.

Originally, the weekend offerings included plain-cut chicken, but there was none today. They were unhappy and insisted on causing trouble.

It’s not that I want to cause trouble...ah..."

Before Lao Zhao finished speaking, he felt as if his head was baking under the scorching sun at noon, and he screamed involuntarily.

Wen Yan's face turned dark and he gritted his teeth.

"Do you think I'm stupid?"

"Really, really, boss. If you burn it again, you will be burned to death. Please show mercy. It's me, it's me. I feel like I'm clinging to this barrier and want to drive you away."

When Lao Zhao said this, Wen Yan restrained his yang energy.

"You have already admitted it. Tell me, what happened to the building behind?"

Lao Zhao was so aggrieved that he burst into tears. He told the truth, why didn't he believe it?

"I don't know, but I woke up one day and was in that house. I saw someone offering incense, so I ate it, and then I lived here.

I heard from the people in front that they were the same and woke up inside.

They said that this place turned out to be wasteland and so many houses were built, so our graves might have been here before.

I would rather live underground, but there is a lot of filth and smell underground.

I can only live in that house, the only place where I don't feel uncomfortable during the day. "

Lao Zhao was trying to be sincere, and to be honest, he was really a little scared.

It's not that no one has been here before, but as long as there is someone who doesn't look easy to mess with, or someone wearing a Taoist robe, he will hide underground immediately. The underground just smells a bit, but he won't die. He will come out after the people leave. .

"How many people like you live in that villa?" Wen Yan frowned. He had heard that there would be ghosts from time to time before, but he didn't expect there to be so many behind them.

"Everyone who appeared before has left, and the new ones who appeared today have also left. Only those five idiot brothers and I have stayed."

"Why didn't you leave?"

"I...I don't even know all the words now. I have worked hard for a long time to learn the words now. I am not used to anything outside, so I can only live here..."

"Go and call those five brothers you mentioned."

Wen Yan held Lao Zhao's head and walked out.

"My body is still here..."

"Your body is kept as a hostage."

Wen Yan lifted Lao Zhao's head out of the backyard and threw it towards the villa opposite the backyard.

Just as he was about to land, Old Zhao's disheveled hair was twisted into five or six strands like a living thing, supporting his head to fall steadily on the ground. Several strands of hair, like spider legs, moved forward alternately and quickly came to the door. forward.

"Open the door quickly, open the door quickly."

The door didn't move at all.

Beside the window, the five brothers, Wai Gua Pi Zao, gathered together and looked at the heads outside the window, but no one came to open the door.

Lao Zhao was a little anxious. He felt very clearly just now that Wen Yan really wanted to kill him.

His hair supported his head, he jumped up, hit the wall next to him, and was bounced back. He jumped again, his hair grabbed the window edge, climbed to the window, and looked at the five brothers inside.

"Hurry up and open the door and follow me. The person in front said that we will all be neighbors from now on. I'll treat you to plain-cut chicken!"

As soon as Lao Zhao finished speaking, he saw a gust of wind blowing by, and the five brothers, Waigua Split Zao, had already surrounded him.

"Are you serious?"

"You will die a good death if you lie to us!"

"He had to die a good death."

"Yeah, they were all torn apart by the car, and they died miserably."

"He is so stupid. He can't even learn to speak faster than us. How can he have the brains to lie to us?"

"Oh, that's true."

The five brothers lined up in a row, and the eldest brother solemnly held Lao Zhao's head and walked forward.

Wen Yan looked at these five brothers and was shocked. They were too ugly. They were so thin. They walked with their arms crossed, their mouths and eyes were crooked, and they didn't look very smart at first glance.

He opened the door to the backyard, and these five guys walked in with their heads held high.

"Where's the plain chicken?"

"We're going to eat plain chicken."

“No weekend is complete without plain-cut chicken.”

"This guy looks pretty good."

"Yeah, they're not afraid of us."

Wen Yan looked at Lao Zhao, who had a pleading look on his face, indicating to Wen Yan not to say that he didn't cut the chicken for nothing.

Wen Yan thought about it and realized that when Feng Yao came, the takeout he brought for him included plain-cut chicken, so he didn't order it.

Now he really believed what Lao Zhao said. The five weird guys in front of him might be what Lao Zhao said. They came out to cause trouble because they didn't get the plain chicken.

He opened the door himself, led these guys into the living room on the first floor, and took out the remaining plain-cut chicken takeout from the refrigerator.

"In addition to plain-cut chicken, there is something else. Do you want to eat it?"

"Eat." The five brothers said in unison.

Three takeout boxes were placed on the round table, and the five brothers stretched their necks and sucked at the leftovers.

The vegetables in the take-out box dried up and rotted at a speed visible to the naked eye. In an instant, only some chicken bones were left, which were clean and not a trace of meat was left.

The five brothers all let out a sigh of relief, looking satisfied.

"He's really nice."

"Yeah, they're not afraid of us, and they don't call us ugly."

"And treat us to plain-cut chicken."

"It's nice to have him as our neighbor."

"I feel so too."

The five brothers sang in harmony, and Lao Zhao on the side couldn't hold back and choked out a sentence.

"Didn't you say before that no one will ever live in front of us?"

"You are spitting blood!" The boss was shocked and immediately spat back.

"You're talking nonsense, do we care about this?"

"Those living people living in the building don't even care if someone poops on their heads!"

"Yeah, I don't care about anyone alive, so what do we care about?"

"What's wrong with living in front of us! Lao Zhao, you're such a bad person! You talk about people blocking your feng shui every day!"

Old Zhao looked at Wen Yan. Wen Yan obviously felt that these five not-so-smart guys were telling the truth. He decisively shut up and never refuted again.

After the five brothers ate, they gathered together in a circle as if no one else was around. They sang and murmured for a long time. Then the eldest brother stood up and said with his head held high.

"Will you treat us to plain-cut chicken next week?"

"Okay, I'll treat you to food next week." Wen Yan agreed casually. He didn't pose a threat to this kind of ghost, didn't look aggressive, and didn't have a very good mind. He didn't have anything to shout about. thought.

If you treat them to a plain-cut chicken, they can live in peace, which Wen Yan thinks is worth it.

Moreover, he inexplicably felt that the villa behind, with a few harmless ghosts living there, would be more psychologically acceptable to him than a pure ghost house.

If something really lives in it, it's just that the neighbors are special.

"Really?" The five brothers were surprised and happy.

"real."

"Okay, then we can't eat your plain chicken for free." The boss stretched out his hand and pointed to the west.

"There is someone in the house next door who is watching you and came with you."

"Then, there are people watching you from about... about a hundred feet away in the south."

"Then, there are people on the east side, in the farthest house, staring at you."

Wen Yan's smile slowly faded, because he really knew that someone from Lieyang Department was watching this villa area from a building in the south. Feng Yao told him that this was a necessary safety measure, and this villa area The district itself also needs someone to keep an eye on it.

In other words, the other two directions should also be true.

Wen Yan asked calmly.

"Do you know who it is?"

"How can we know? We have never met." The boss said confidently.

Wen Yan saw that these five living treasures started to mismatch their words again, so he kindly sent them back.

"Don't make trouble, I promise, you will have plain chicken to eat every week."

"Promise not to cause trouble!" The five brothers immediately held their heads high, as if they had issued a military order, and returned honestly.

Wen Yan returned to the villa and looked at Lao Zhao's head, which secretly returned to his own body. Wen Yan reached out and took off his head again.

"Do you think you sneaked into my bedroom in the middle of the night and wanted to have sex with me, and this matter can just be forgotten? I am a member of the task force of the Lieyang Department. Your behavior is even more egregious in nature. It is more sinful than guilty. Wait, if you don’t say anything, you’ll be beaten to pieces.”

"What do you want!"

"If I remember correctly, no one lives in the building to the west of me. Go and help me find out who is watching me. After doing this, the previous affairs will be wiped out. Let's live in harmony. As a neighbor, I’ll also treat you to plain-cut chicken.”