I am Vardy

Newcastle can be regarded as a down-and-out rich family. Of course, down-and-out is right, but the nobles are a bit reluctant.

A few seasons ago, they could compete with Manchester United for the Premier League title, but now they are reduced to being with the relegation team. Many Newcastle fans find it unacceptable.

However, Vardy felt that they had better accept it, because later developments proved that this was by no means the worst time. In the year of rebirth, Newcastle had already gone to the British Championship to suffer.

So in order to avoid too much gap, it is best to accept the reality!

It's like now, Newcastle is obviously only hovering above the relegation zone, but they still regard themselves as super giants. They feel that apart from Manchester United and Liverpool, they are all fat, and their playing style is always trying to suppress their opponents.

If it is another team, it may be better. Now Everton is ranked fifth in the standings. In Newcastle's mind, Everton is a typical villain who has achieved success. He must learn a lesson. This position should be occupied by Newcastle.

So at St. James' Park, Newcastle had no intention of letting Everton leave alive from the beginning, and the attack was ferocious.

In fact, Newcastle's lineup is still very strong. The two forwards Alan Shearer and Kluivert on the front line are enough to be envied by others. Unfortunately, they have to be at their peak.

Alan Shearer is old, and Kluivert has no spirituality. Even if their fame is still there, their real combat effectiveness may not be as good as Everton's striker. At least when it comes to counterattacks, no one can stop Vardy from rushing. live!

For Newcastle's desperate style of play, Everton is the most happy to see it. If every team faces Everton with such warmth, I am afraid that Everton may win the championship.

Vardy patiently waited for the opportunity, looking at Cahill's fake headgear from time to time, snickering in his heart.

Really looking forward to the moment when the answer is revealed!

Newcastle took the initiative, but the attack method is a bit too single, nothing more than a long pass plus side kicking. Both Alan Shearer and Kluivert have become point-grabbing machines, but these two machines have not been maintained for too long , rusty!

In the 21st minute of the first half, Vardy brought down Jermaine Jenas when grabbing the ball from the right wing, and Newcastle got a set kick.

In order not to give Newcastle a quick free kick, Vardy stepped on the ball and stood there, waiting for his teammates to take their positions.

If it was Dyer and Bowyer, the two bad boys, Vardy would not dare to be too presumptuous, but now it is Jermaine Janus in front of him, it doesn't matter, his combat effectiveness is far behind those two Titans.

Jermaine Jenas wanted to push Vardy away, but at this time, in order to avoid conflicts, the referee signaled Newcastle to listen to the whistle and then make a free throw.

Newcastle's central defender stepped up, and the players of the two teams began to move in the penalty area and engaged in fierce physical confrontation, trying to grab a good position.

Seeing Jermaine Jenas standing in front of the ball and looking back, waiting for the referee's whistle, without paying attention to himself in front of him, Vardy had an idea and squatted down.

Pretending to swing the ball, after putting the ball down, he suddenly stretched out his hand and quickly untied Jermaine Jenas's shoelaces, the movement was as fast as lightning, and few people noticed this scene.

Even Jermaine Jenas didn't feel that his shoelaces were untied, he was still waiting for the referee to blow his whistle!

Fortunately, Janus didn't notice, otherwise he lowered his head, Vardy looked up, and the two looked at each other, the atmosphere was weird, it would be too embarrassing!

Flick off your clothes when it's over, and hide your achievements and fame!

With a secretive smile, Vardy turned and ran away, away from the scene of the accident!

The fans in the stands didn't see it, but this scene happened to be captured by the broadcast director, so when the game stopped, the scene of Vardy untying the opponent's shoelaces repeatedly appeared in front of the TV in slow motion. ,

The fans watched this absurd scene dumbfounded,

The mouth opened wide, and finally couldn't close it with a smile.

This guy can't tie his shoelaces, but he can untie his shoelaces very fast. I didn't even see him clearly before I finished the action!

It's too sneaky, I think he may come from a family of thieves!

Can't this guy play football quietly?

I said it a long time ago, this is a man who can play with rope!

I'd love to see Jermaine Jenas free throws for a while now.

Call an ambulance first, I think the Newcastle players will definitely fall into a vegetative state in a while!

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Jermaine Jenas still didn't look down, he stared at Everton's goal, and the players on both sides fighting for positions in front of the goal, thinking about which point he should find better.

After the referee whistled, Janus started to run up. Because he had to pass the ball with a relatively high arc, his run-up was very hard.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, Jermaine just stepped on his right foot, and suddenly exerted force, but stabbed it, and the foot went out, but the shoe stayed where it was.

Fortunately, the run-up was actually only two steps away, and the speed did not pick up. Janus staggered and stood still without falling.

Turning his head to look at the shoes he had left in place, Janus' mind was blank for a moment.

Although they are their own players, the Newcastle fans in the stands still smiled happily after seeing this rare scene.

As for the fans in front of the TV, they were even happier. They knew exactly why this happened. The only regret is that Janus didn't fall!

If Janus comes back to give the perfect fancy fall, then it will be perfect!

Vardy was holding his stomach and laughing so hard that he was about to cramp, and the TV broadcast quickly cut to his camera, and his smirk made the fans very speechless.

Don't you think that everyone doesn't know that you did a good thing, and you are still laughing there?

With an offbeat way to end Newcastle's attack, Vardy may have started a new genre...  

Maybe Jermaine Jenas couldn't figure out how his shoelaces would untie until he died. Maybe he should ask Detective Sherlock Holmes to help find the truth. In fact, he just asked any fan who watched the broadcast, and he would Can get the answer-Valdy did it.

The game is still going on, maybe Vardy is a bit of a loser, and the long passes of his teammates in several counterattacks are not in place, so that Vardy is difficult to deal with and hardly does much.

At the end of the first half, the score was still 0:0, but what you may remember is not the game, but the shoe that was forgotten on the field...

When walking off the court, Vardy walked over and chatted happily with Jermaine Jenas, looking like a good brother, but if Janus knew who untied his shoelaces just now, he probably Can fight hard with Vardy!