I am Vardy

System task: In the UEFA Champions League final against Milan, carry forward the classic joke of single-handed thinking about life.

After entering the system, Vardy was thrown into a daze by the first task!

Nima!

The system paralyzes you!

If you talk to me again about thinking about life, I'll fight you hard!

Originally, I wanted to enter the system to draw a lottery, so I used all the chances I had accumulated recently. After all, arming yourself before the competition can improve your combat effectiveness to some extent.

But he never expected that the system would start messing around again.

Speaking of the system, it's too shameless. Before, I got rid of the task system by myself, and actually made a restricted task. Now it's good, even the most basic cover-up is gone.

This is the Champions League final!

Any tiny mistake may cause the balance of victory to tilt. If there is a single chance, why don't I score a goal and think about life?

The purpose of my completion of the system tasks is to improve my strength and win more championships. Now that I can win the championship, why should I turn a corner?

quit!

Never do it!

Change my mission! Vardy roared at the system angrily.

It's a big deal for everyone to break up, anyway, now that I have made so much money, I don't need to worry about my future life. Even if I can't play football, can I buy a football team to play?

I don't believe it, how dare you kill me directly!

With this mentality of dying together, Vardy decided to fight the system to the end.

But what he didn't expect was that the system frightened him instantly! So much so that I began to wonder if what I encountered today was a fake system!

System task replacement, please wait...

System task: Unplug Milan's goal in Milan's Champions League final...

Change again! Vardy roared again before the mission description was fully released.

System task replacement,

please wait......

System task: In the Champions League final against Milan, attacked the referee's ass twice...

Change again!

System task: ...

Change again!

System task: ...

Change again!

 …

System prompt: The data in the system task library is exhausted. Please choose among the above tasks. You can choose more than one!

Vardy didn't even expect that he had nothing to say about the system!

It turns out that the system is not as high-end as I imagined!

Although it is uncomfortable to be forced to issue tasks by the system, since the system allows me to choose, I have a lot of room for maneuver!

So Vardy rummaged through the long list of tasks.

System task: In the final against Milan, let Ancelotti feel the bitterness of being reversed again!

This task is very good. Ancelotti's coaching career is habitually reversed. He is simply a tragic figure. I can definitely make him work harder.

It's just why you want to reverse and win, just crush it, okay?

So, pass it!

System task: In the Champions League final against Milan, dance with the streakers!

This is possible, but the premise is that there must be a streaker, you can't arrange one in advance, can you?

System task: Hug Kaka more than four times in the Champions League final with Milan!

Seeing this task, Vardy felt that the system had developed from the funny direction to the gay direction. In the future, you don't need to call it the big funny system, just call it the gay system!

This is not Vardy's complaints. From the very beginning when Gerrard and Alonso kissed the whole world, to letting himself and Lampard fall in love and kill each other to pick up their underpants, now it has become even worse, letting himself and Kaka embrace passionately, And still four times...

Even if I am willing, is Kaka willing?

However, compared to those weird and unreliable tasks, this task is relatively easy to complete.

Hug before entering the field. After all, the two are peerless twins in world football. It is normal to greet each other with a hug;

Before the game, the two sides shook hands and then hugged, which is not too abrupt;

After the game, I hugged Kaka myself to show comfort, nothing wrong;

As long as he finds an excuse to give him a hug in the middle of the game, the task will be completed properly.

Well, fortunately, the system does not specifically require Princess Hug, otherwise it would be too embarrassing!

Ok, that's it for this task!

Mission reward: the power of hugging (when teaming up with Kaka, the ability will increase by 5% in all directions), free feature points +2

Before accepting the task, Vardy glanced at the task rewards and found that the rewards were not bad.

If he gets this reward, it seems that he will really find a way to play football with Kaka in the future. The system clearly wants to make trouble!

It's just that Vardy still has a little doubt, the ability to improve in all directions, does it also include that aspect of ability?

Speaking of which, how do you team up with Kaka in this regard?

It's too spoof!

But no matter what, Vardy will take over this task just for the next two free feature points. After all, this is the hard currency he desperately needs.

After taking this task, Vardy suddenly realized that the system seemed to say that multiple choices could be made?

Um, then do you want to take on a few more simple tasks?

As the saying goes, expensive essence is not expensive, so many tadpoles at a time, won't only one tadpole become a human in the end!

It's troublesome to take too many tasks. When it comes to the game, I think about this and that, and finally lose the game. That's a lot of fun!

So Vardy didn't hesitate at all, and directly gave up the idea of ​​continuing to take on the task.

Of course, Vardy has not forgotten what his original purpose of entering the system is - lottery.

Speaking of the task system, Valdy felt that the system was becoming more and more profiteering. The lottery was a mess, and all kinds of messy things were stuffed into the prize pool. Last time, Valdy drew a piece of Durex, which is still in the system bar It's stored in the bit, but I haven't had time to use it!

Although I don’t hold out too much hope, it’s better than nothing. If the system really finds out, or the program is simply out of order, and I just draw a spark, that’s great!

For the four accumulated lucky draw opportunities, Vardy directly came to a four-in-one draw, but unfortunately there was no discount.

Repulsive force field: Repel the football close to the host, the repulsive force is constant! The effective time is five minutes.

Negative ion purified water*3: delicious, and especially thirst-quenching.

Goddess Encounter Card: Randomly select top goddesses to create a romantic encounter with the host.

Offensive Trait: Deadly Corner

Looking at the four things in his hands, Vardy felt like he had won the lottery, er, this is already a lottery, okay?

What the hell is this repulsive force field?

If you play football on the court by yourself, if you repel the ball, will you still play wool?

Teammates pass the ball to themselves, but no matter how they pass, they can't pass it. It is estimated that the teammates are beeping the dog.

There is also the pure water of Lao Shizi, no matter how delicious it is, it is pure water. If you insist that some water does not quench your thirst, then you are considered amazing.

The first two things made Vardy feel like bullshit. I don’t know which garbage dump the system came out of and threw it into the prize pool to fool people. It’s completely useless!

Fortunately, the latter two things gave Vardy a big surprise.

The Goddess Encounter Card is a product that Valdi came across when he entered the system store for the first time, but at that time, Valdy was so poor that he didn’t even have any pants, so he could only be greedy. When he got rich later, this thing never appeared again However, it really made Vardy regret it.

He wanted to know to what extent the Goddess Encounter Card would allow him to meet a goddess?

You can't really transform Athena into yourself, can you?

This time is good, the lottery is drawn directly, then I will not be polite!

Goddess, here I come!

It's just that now that the Champions League final is approaching, Vardy really doesn't have the heart to cheat, so he can only put the goddess encounter card into the system column with tears.

In fact, Vardy really thought too much, Encounter, just Encounter, want to do something, how can it be done without recharging?

The last prize, from a strategic point of view, definitely far surpasses the Goddess Encounter Card. After all, the Goddess Encounter Card is useless on the court. Can you still count on the Goddess Encounter Card to send you a streaker girl on the court?

Such a goddess, don't mind!

The deadly corner feature can really improve Vardy's ability, this time it is the main purpose of his lottery.

Well, Vardy admitted that the Goddess Encounter card is more attractive to him.

No kidding, Vardy didn't hesitate, and directly added the two free feature points he secretly praised to the new feature. The battle is coming, and this feature is likely to bring additional surprises to Manchester United.

The role of the deadly corner feature is also very simple, it is to increase the power of the host's corner kick in all directions, and there is a certain chance of directly causing a goal.

So sharp!

The probability of the Premier League's corner kick attack directly causing a goal may be less than 5%. Presumably the system produced is not so rubbish, and the third-level characteristics can at least add to more than 15%.

Although football cannot be regarded as a simple arithmetic problem, probability and big data have certain reference significance after all.

If the conversion rate of corner kicks can reach more than 15%, it means that 6 or 7 corner kicks may lead to a goal. This is by no means a probability that can be ignored.

Not to mention that there is a certain possibility of directly breaking the door, thinking about it, I feel like bullying!

Originally, Vardy was not very reliable in serving corner kicks, so this job is usually not related to him.

With this feature, then Manchester United's corner kicks can be contracted by Vardy in the future.

In fact, Vardy has another stunt, the violent grenade, a stunt that can be used as a corner kick, and now with a deadly corner kick, it is estimated that Vardy can rely on these two features alone It is no joke to win the title of assist king.

How does Vardy feel that his best partner is not Ronaldo and Rooney, but his best partner is definitely Drogba. With this prehistoric monster, his two stunts are really stunts!

System, in fact, you should let Dehua and I fall in love and kill each other!

When leaving the system, Vardy, who was already confident, seemed even more confident. There was no way, there was a system, and there was confidence.