I am Vardy

Ferdinand was blindfolded alone, groping around in the empty hall, and from time to time, a sentence came out of his mouth, which made people blush. This scene is really weird enough.

But Rooney quickly patted himself on the forehead, and he was so preoccupied with having sex that he almost forgot what he was planning!

But at this moment, Ferdinand heard the sound of the door opening, and rushed over briskly, thinking that this time I will catch one!

Rooney was so frightened that he quickly went back to the room and closed the door again. Well, let Ferdinand continue to fumble!

It's just that Rooney may have forgotten that he still has a female companion, so he was locked out at this time.

Fei Pengpeng grabbed Rooney's female companion, was overjoyed, and couldn't help but started to do something. After working so hard for a long time, his efforts were finally not wasted. This feeling was really exciting.

And Rooney's female companion, who had been messed up by Rooney just now, was so touched by Ferdinand that she moaned and panted, and she almost collapsed.

How could Ferdinand hold on, he lifted the blindfold, wanting to see who he was catching.

Uh...it seems a bit old!

But turning around and looking around again, Ferdinand was dumbfounded, why is there no one in this hall.

The number of his poor brain cells is not enough for him to think about what this means. Anyway, he only knows roughly that he may be played.

So, what is going on with this woman in front of me?

Well, it must be because she secretly promised herself that she couldn't bear to tease herself with everyone, so she stayed to save herself from embarrassment.

It must be so.

At that moment, in Ferdinand's eyes, the woman in front of him had become a goddess.

What's more, the arrow has to be fired, and Ferdinand is almost unable to stand it anymore. The older he is, the older he is, it's good to be able to hurt others.

As soon as Ferdinand picked up the woman, he went upstairs and got into a room at random. Within two minutes, he could already hear the sound of their sprinting!

At this time, Rooney suddenly remembered that he seemed to have forgotten his female companion, so he carefully opened the door and looked out. After searching carefully for a long time, he only saw the empty hall in the end.

Where is this woman?

I also plan to score twice!

This night, most people had a good time, even Ferdinand, who should have been tricked, had a good time. This time he finally understood why Rooney likes older women.

Only Rooney is sullen, not having a good time!

 …

Gathered at the training base on the morning of the third day, most of the people were in high spirits, and even Ferdinand seemed to be nourished, and his spirit was high.

The big guys are very puzzled, shouldn't this guy become angry after being teased, and then put on a dozen or so good shows on the training ground, why is he smiling all the time now?

Are you fooled by them?

Now Rooney's mastermind of this plan is sullen, as if he was the one who was being teased.

No one can figure out what unknown things happened here, even Vardy can't figure it out.

It's just that this game will become a repertoire at the Manchester United gang party in the future, which is indeed exciting enough.

Ferguson is already used to this kind of partying behavior of Manchester United players. At least these bastards have a bit of a limit, they won't party all night, and this kind of internal party is better than players going to the bar to fool around, so many times he just keeps his eyes open. Close one eye, not too tight.

Of course, there are some things that Ferguson should say or have to say, the team has entered the final sprint stage of the season, similar parties, if you can, try your best not to have them!

Next, Manchester United has indeed entered a period of intensive schedule. They have eight games to play in April, and there is one game in less than four days on average. This frequency is enough to turn a physical madman into a weak girl.

So Ferguson adopted a huge rotation. At least at this stage, Manchester United cannot be defeated on both lines.

In the 32nd round of the league, Manchester United challenged Portsmouth in an away game. The Manchester United Trident started and each contributed. Vardy made a pass and shot, Rooney contributed a wonderful barb to score, Ronaldo scored a direct free kick, and also scored an assist. , Manchester United beat their opponents away.

After this round of the league, with the last six rounds left, Manchester United leads Chelsea by 8 points. This advantage is already very obvious. Even if Chelsea regains the strength of last season, the remaining time may not be enough for them to surpass Manchester United .

Moreover, Manchester United's performance is not inferior to the Blues last season, and even scored more than the Blues in the same period. If Manchester United can win the remaining six rounds, then Manchester United will record 100 league points.

Of course, it may not be easy to win all six rounds, but it is enough to prove Manchester United's dominance.

In the Premier League scorer list, Vardy, who scored a goal this round, has broken through the 30 mark in the total number of goals. This number has not been reached in many seasons.

The Premier League's current scoring record in a single season is 34 goals, shared by Andy Cole and Alan Shearer, who accomplished this feat in the 93/94 and 94/95 seasons respectively.

Now it seems that the long-standing record may be broken by Vardy this season. With Vardy's scoring efficiency, scoring five goals in six league rounds seems very easy.

Don't forget that among Manchester United's opponents in the last six rounds is Chelsea, Vardy's favorite opponent. Every time Vardy faces Chelsea, he may feel sorry for Chelsea if he doesn't score two or three.

In the other few games, he entered a few casually, breaking the record properly.

Vardy, a 20-year-old genius, has broken countless records. Similarly, there are more records waiting for him to break. In front of Vardy, there will never be a limit.

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Next is the second leg of the Champions League quarter-finals, with Manchester United hosting Roma.

Although there are superstars like Totti in the Roma team who can change the situation of the game by themselves, it is obvious that Manchester United has more real superstars.

And the most important thing is that Manchester United beat their opponents away, and the 3:0 sinkhole was at Manchester United's home court. Roma didn't know what to fill it with.

So in this game, the old man hid the trident again, Vardy and Rooney sat on the bench, and Ronaldo didn't even make the squad.

Seeing Manchester United's conservative starting lineup, the Roma coach collapsed again, and looking at Vardy and Rooney on the bench, Spalletti knew that Ferguson must be pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger again. Really played a wonderful game, then immediately these two guys will play a wave and take the game away.

Not everyone can score 6:1 in the second round. Without the help of UEFA, Roma just dig a hole and bury themselves in Old Trafford. Besides, why didn’t UEFA help Manchester United instead? Help you Rome!

Sure enough, the first half of the game was still uneventful. Roma's offensive seemed to be very strong, but in reality there was a lot of thunder and rain, and it did not pose too much threat to Manchester United. Only Totti's inside shot was a test of Van der SA.

Roma, who did nothing in the first half, had no fighting spirit. This time, even Vardy and Rooney didn't have to be ordered in danger.

Of course, after 70 minutes, Ferguson still let the two of them play to find the feeling of the game, but for Rome, it was death.

Even Ferguson didn't expect that Vardy and Rooney, who just came out for a stroll, couldn't help but start killing again.

In the 78th minute of the second half, Vardy made a pass from the left. Rooney actually overwhelmed the Roma central defender and shook his head to break the Roma goal, showing his arrogance.

Two minutes later, Vardy broke into the penalty area and was tripped by Mancini. The referee really awarded a penalty. Rooney faced Doni overnight and scored twice.

The Roma players are already numb, and this result is really beyond what they could have imagined.

Obviously, in the last game, Manchester United took them away in a wave of understatement, making them doubt their lives for a while, and this game is the same routine, obviously adding salt to their deep wounds, too Nima It hurts!

With the trident, Manchester United has the ability to break through the gate of any team in the world at any time, and Rome is just one of thousands of victims.

In this era where the winner is king, no one cares about the humbleness of the loser. When everyone is cheering for Manchester United, Roma left Old Trafford sadly. The atmosphere is so sad!

In the two rounds, Manchester United eliminated Rome cleanly with a total score of 5:0, leaving no chance for the Romans.

In the quarter-finals matchup, they were able to dominate the game so perfectly. The shocking dominance shown by Manchester United made all the giants feel impeccable. This Manchester United team may not be perfect, but it is the most powerful.

In the other three duels, Liverpool defeated PSV Eindhoven without any suspense, AC Milan eliminated the overlord Bayern, and the two teams met again in the Champions League, but this time it was not in the final.

Needless to say, Manchester United eliminated Roma. In the unfavorable situation of Chelsea being tied by Valencia in the first leg at home, Mourinho's team completed the lore in Mestalla, eliminating the Bats and advancing to the semi-finals.

In this way, Manchester United's opponent has also been determined, and it is the Blue Army Chelsea who are competing with them for the championship in the league.

Three Premier League teams advanced to the semi-finals and surrounded AC Milan. The strength of the Premier League has become unstoppable.

For such a result, many people actually expected it early. After all, apart from AC Milan and Bayern, the other teams are all strong and weak, and there is no suspense for the top four teams.

And then, is the real most exciting game.

Especially Manchester United and Chelsea, the two teams will have a life-and-death contest in the Premier League and the Champions League, and it is still unclear who will win.

But what is interesting is that many Chelsea fans have begun to deliberately promote such an argument: We will give up the league title to Manchester United, Manchester United will give us the Champions League title to Chelsea, everyone will win the championship, everyone is happy.

For such an argument, Manchester United fans can't help scoffing.

Do you still need Manchester United's league title? You have the ability to surpass us!

Still want us to give you the Champions League?

Think beautifully! 74

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