I am Vardy

Chapter 47: Killing Matt

It should have been a very good night, but unfortunately, everything was messed up by damn Grace.

I curse you that you will never find a boyfriend in your life!

I curse you that you can only solve it with cucumbers for the rest of your life!

I curse you the best cucumber is broken in it!

Huh? The last one seems a bit cruel!

It doesn't matter, anyway, stay away from her in the future.

Back home, Vardy felt bored lying on the bed, and wanted to enter the system to have a look, but he knew that the League Cup games were not included in the statistics of the system rewards, so don’t look at his scoring against Sheffield Wednesday. In the end, he won the best of the game with two goals, but he still couldn't get the ass, so he didn't have to go in and make himself upset.

However, how to quickly implement the funny behavior to gain characteristic points also made Vardy a little worried. This is really a hurdle that cannot be passed!

Turning on the TV casually, the picture that appeared gave Vardy a sudden flash of inspiration.

In the above circus show, the hats worn by clowns are nice and colorful.

Vardy was not interested in the clown hat, but inspired.

Why can't you also dye your hair colorful?

Uh, in the previous life, the shape like this seems to be called Sha Matt, right?

Although my hair is not long enough, I can barely make do with straightening them. The key is not here, but the colorfulness.

Thinking of this, Vardy couldn't lie down anymore, got up and went straight to the barber shop.

I'm sorry, Mr. Fan, I'm going to do some styling!

The stylist in the barber shop faithfully carried out Vardy's request. After straightening his hair, he dyed it colorful, as if he had a head of bird feathers.

Are you sure you like this design? The stylist was ashamed after finishing his work. This ruined look was like smashing his own brand!

However, Vardy admired his new look through the mirror with satisfaction.

Although I also feel that I can't accept it, I feel that there is not much difference from a brain-dead, the key is to be funny!

As long as he can gain characteristic points for himself, he will work hard!

On the second day, Vardy rode his bicycle directly to the training base, passing by like a gust of wind, and the paparazzi squatting at the door didn't even understand what was going on.

What just passed by? Birdman? A paparazzi opened his mouth wide and muttered to himself.

I'm stupid, call the police. The Everton training base has been attacked by unknown creatures, it seems to be aliens! An impatient paparazzi has already picked up the phone and wanted to call the police.

And a paparazzi with better dynamic eyesight immediately stopped him, and said a little uncertainly: Why does it look like Vardy to me?

In fact, not only the paparazzi were frightened, even the old man at the Everton training base was frightened and almost had a heart attack.

When Vardy walked into the locker room, his teammates were changing clothes while chatting about beauties. The atmosphere was intense, but when they saw Vardy, the entire locker room fell silent.

Nima, what the hell is this?

What's all this on top of your head? Gravesen finally recovered from his shock and asked in horror.

The teammates also looked frightened, and even Carsley, the funny guy, quickly picked up his clothes to cover his naked body, with a look of scaring.

Vardy fumbled with his hair, wondering if it was so lethal?

Isn't my new look handsome? Vardy put on a pose that he thought he was handsome, and laughed.

The next thing that greeted him was the clothes thrown by his teammates...

How did you get such a brain-dead look? Did you take too many drugs and haven't woken up yet! Carsley came over and rubbed Vardy's head.

Other teammates also came over,

Take a tour around Vardy.

Idiots are common, but they have never seen such an idiot.

Vardy pushed Carsley away, and said unhappily: How can you middle-aged and elderly people understand the psychology of young people? Just look at it, I will lead a generation of fashion trends, and this look will soon become the trend of this autumn and winter. The most popular look!

The teammates raised their middle fingers at Vardy in unison.

Come on, Chadwick, you are also a young man, tell me, can you accept this birdman look? Gravesen asked the 21-year-old forward Chadwick, as if to prove that Vardy Just stupid.

Chadwick was a little afraid of Gravesen, a bald man, so it didn't matter whether he could accept it.

I'm really sorry, I think this look is inferior! Chadwick shook his head and said solemnly.

Everyone thought that Vardy would be very depressed, but they were all wrong. The more everyone couldn't accept it, the happier he was.

If everyone agrees with this hairstyle, what is it called funny?

Very good, this is very good!

However, Vardy didn't want to show timidity in front of his teammates, and still said forcefully: I think you are just jealous. Even if you want to dye your hair, you can't dye your big bald head!

Then...these words aroused public outrage, and the skinheads headed by Gravesen and Carsley beat Vardy violently in the locker room.

On the training ground, Moyes is thinking about the next game against the Middlesbrough coach. The team is doing well now, and we must maintain a stable state as much as possible.

When the players came out, Moyes, who was so focused, didn't even notice. When he came back to his senses and wanted to give a lecture, he was so shocked that his eyeballs were about to fall off.

Fuck!

What is this stuff?

Are the birds invading?

If he hadn't seen Vardy's face under the colorful colors, I'm afraid Moyes would be scared to pee.

After finally recovering from the fright, Moyes didn't get angry.

Seeing the players holding back their laughter, Moyes' face was about to flush.

Jamie! Moyes stretched out his voice, Do you feel that the amount of training recently is not enough?

Vardy shook his head hurriedly, feeling the urge to turn around and run.

Then why are you still in the mood to dye your hair, and why did you dye it in such a horrible way? It seems that I really want to increase the amount of training for you, so as to save you from doing these messy things when you still have time!

Vardy wants to cry but has no tears!

It's hard to be funny, isn't it!

This is destined to be a road of thorns and thorns, even if Vardy dies, he must go on!

Of course, Moyes will not really punish him. After all, he will rely heavily on Vardy in the weekend game, otherwise he would not have replaced him in the first half of the game against Sheffield Wednesday.

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