I am Vardy

Vardy was really afraid that his excited teammates would push him to the ground to play stacking arhats and rub against him repeatedly. His body was probably too dirty. Without the end of the game, he could declare the mission failed now.

After thinking about it, Vardy had no choice but to run away. Anyway, his teammates couldn't catch up with him, and they saw him run away, so they probably wouldn't chase him forever.

So there was a scene on the field similar to the scene where several armed policemen chased and intercepted the thief, but the thief was too much of a thief, and the armed policemen were too tired to vomit blood and failed to catch him.

Fans have long been accustomed to Manchester United's nonsensical daily life. It would be strange if they celebrated their goals in a serious manner.

It's just that for Vardy, this is still something he doesn't want to happen, because in this short period of time, his sweat is actually more than that of running during the game!

After the game finally restarted, everyone looked at Vardy with weird eyes. Anyway, Vardy is absolutely abnormal today.

But although it was abnormal, Vardy still scored, and that was enough.

Even Ferguson has no reason to replace Vardy.

Maybe Vardy today is an opportunist, similar to Inzaghi, maybe you can't see where he is throughout the game, but at the critical moment, he stood out from the crowd and scored a goal.

Vardy's performance today has the same effect. Even though he doesn't run much, the oppression he brings to Lille is still not small, especially in the front position. No one will let Vardy lie in ambush here, so he came , In the ribs and wings, Manchester United can get more space and opportunities.

In other words, Vardy has a thousand ways to help Manchester United win.

It's just that our protagonist really didn't think so much. He just wanted to sweat less. At least now, his body is only slightly sweating, which is far from the level that other players are sweating profusely.

Well, Vardy thinks it's best to say his prayers when he's free, and pray that there won't be too many accidents on the pitch.

For example, last time in Benfica, the watering system of the stadium turned on by itself. If it happened like this today, would I still be clean?

At the end of the first half, Manchester United had already led Lille by two away goals, and Ronaldo's in-cut shot caused a big blow to Lille.

The gap in strength made Lille a little depressed. I originally thought that it could cause some troubles for Manchester United at home.

But apart from being able to compete in the midfield at the beginning of the game, the rest of the time was more suppressed by Manchester United, which is hard to accept.

If they don't want to advance, it doesn't matter what they do, but the greater the hope, the greater the disappointment. They still want to step on the corpse of Manchester United to advance to the quarter-finals of the Champions League, but now they are beaten into such a virtue, no one feels good .

The Manchester United players have all entered the locker room. Vardy just wanted to go back to the locker room with the big team, but he immediately realized that he couldn't go!

These bastards are so unscrupulous in the locker room, and I am acting so strange today, God knows what kind of joke these bastards will play with me.

For the sake of the mission, you must never go back to the locker room.

So Vardy simply stayed on the sidelines, ran to the away team fan area, and interacted with Manchester United fans who came from afar.

The game in the second half was basically uneventful. Lille stepped up their offense, but they still couldn't help Manchester United's goal. When Vardy didn't work hard, Manchester United's counterattack efficiency was not so high, so it continued until the end of the game. At that time, the score on the field was still Manchester United 2:0 ahead of Lille.

But just when everyone thought the game would end smoothly, an accident suddenly occurred on the field. As everyone expected, where there is Vardy, there will never be peace.

A medium-sized dog suddenly rushed into the arena from an unknown corner, and started running like a child. Maybe it didn't have such a large space for movement at ordinary times, so it was extremely excited.

Vardy has two little dogs at home. Of course, they should be called big dogs now. He is still very interested in dogs, but he didn’t recognize the breed of this medium-sized dog. It seems more like England. pastoral dog.

With such a living creature rushing into the arena, the game would definitely not be able to continue, so the players on both sides stopped and watched the dogs run happily here.

The referee called the stadium staff through the microphone to quickly enter the field to remove the dog, and then the game can continue.

And when the dog runs towards any player, the player must avoid it. God knows if the dog is a rabies carrier.

But judging from the dog's performance, it just wanted to play with everyone and didn't seem to intend to bite, so everyone was relieved.

Rooney was very bold. When the dog ran to his side, he hugged the dog in his arms, and then walked off the field. Since the staff can't do it, he can do it himself!

However, the little fat man underestimated the dog's strength, and within a few steps, the dog broke free, and the dog began to have fun in the field again.

After a while, the football game on the field turned into a chase between the staff and the dogs, but without Vardy's speed and flexibility, these staff were almost vomited out of lunch by the dogs, but Still failed to catch the puppy.

The absurd scene made the fans laugh very happily, and the home fans even forgot that they were about to lose the game.

At this moment, the dog suddenly ran to Vardy. Vardy knew that it might not be useful to pick up the dog, so he simply stood there and waited for the staff to come.

However, I don’t know if it’s because Vardy’s motionlessness gave the dog an illusion that it turned out to be a telegraph pole!

Then, an amazing scene appeared. The dog sniffed Vardy's shoes, and then Shi Shiran gracefully raised one of his hind legs.

Wow!

Take it, it's yours!

Although Vardy focused on the dog, he didn't expect that the dog would use this kind of action to desecrate himself, and he was stunned.

Fortunately, he quickly realized that when the dog was peeing halfway, he jumped out for a long distance, but when he looked again, his shoes were useless.

In fact, the dog was also very upset. Vardy’s actions made the dog terrified. If he couldn’t do it, there would be prostate problems in the future, so the dog angrily barked at Vardy a few times, expressing own strong dissatisfaction.

Why don't you have the consciousness to do a good job of electric poles!

Vardy is also disheveled, but now he really doesn't care about the dog, he knows that the mission is over.

It never occurred to him that he spent so much effort to keep himself clean, the whole game was almost over, and he was about to receive the reward, but was messed up by the dog peeing.

Are you forcing me to stew you?

Nima, what should we do now?

Although I feel that the cleanliness of the sneakers is not a big problem, it is estimated that the system will definitely not accept this smell.

Hurry up and change your shoes, well, it's better to change your socks and wash your feet.

At this time, the dog had been caught by the staff, and a few people were carrying it to the end. Vardy was almost speechless, and you came on the stage just to pee my shoe?

But before Vardy rushed off the field, the substitution sign on the sidelines had already been raised.

Exit Vardy, enter Saha!

When the game is over in a few minutes, this is not a tactical adjustment, or just let Saha play to feel the atmosphere, and now that Vardy’s shoes are like that, I definitely don’t want to continue playing on the court, so Ferguson is very considerate Vardy was replaced.

Well, Vardy should thank himself! Ferguson thought with a smile.

However, in Vardy's heart, he really had the idea of ​​fighting Ferguson desperately.

Is it just a few minutes away?

Can't you wait for me to change my shoes before changing me out?

It's all you, the missions are all messed up!

Why is it so difficult for me to do this task!

With a dark face, Vardy walked off the court with his head bowed, and just when he just crossed the sideline, the system prompt sounded in his mind.

Needless to say, this must be the notification sound of mission failure.

Bad luck!

If Ferguson came to shake hands with me, I would definitely give him a big hug so that he wouldn't be overwhelmed! Vardy thought so viciously.

However, what made him desperate was that Ferguson was far away, and he had no intention of coming to comfort him at all.

That's right, there is dog urine soaking in this guy's feet, who wants to come and smell it!

What's even more irritating is that when I walked to the bench, those bastard teammates held their noses and felt extremely disgusted with me. I really wanted to snatch the dog over and hug it to the animals on the bench. Take a dip.

Forget it, go back to the locker room by yourself, so as not to be depressed.

But when he was about to walk into the player tunnel, there was a burst of laughter and ridicule in the stands, all of which were aimed at Vardy by the home fans.

Vardy looked up and glared, gloating, right?

After thinking about it, he took off the shoes on his feet and threw them on the stands.

go you!

Whoever grabs it counts you as unlucky!

Then after Vardy walked into the player tunnel, the stands were about to riot!

It's mine, don't grab it!

Nonsense, that's what Vardy threw at me!

Let go, don't let go and I'll kill you!

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According to media reports after the game, 5 people were injured in this stand because they snatched the shoes that Vardy threw up. In the chaos, two female fans were molested by salty pigs. Indecent, and the last lucky one got Vardy's sneakers, went home and immediately auctioned them online, and sold them for 2,000 euros, earning back the season tickets for one season!

Vardy didn't expect that the sneakers he peed on were so valuable. At this time, he was depressed because of the failure of the mission!

In the next game against Lille at home, I will be limited in my strength. Although I don't know which two characteristics will be temporarily blocked, it is not something to be happy about.

What's more, he can't get the free feature points rewarded by missions. What he lacks most now are feature points, which are good things that can't be bought in system stores.

Hmph, when I get home, I will cut off the food for the two dogs at home, let me vent my anger first!