I am Vardy

There was a big oolong, the cute little girl wanted to earn some pocket money, and her parents were always with her in the coffee shop next to her, she was not a criminal gang associated with Valdy at all.

It was very embarrassing, especially when Olivia heard the little girl say this uncle is really picky, Olivia almost broke her bone laughing next to her.

I'm sorry, Mr. Vardy, children are not sensible! The little girl's father hurriedly apologized to Vardy. Even if he is not a fan, he will definitely recognize Vardy in Manchester.

Why do you have to apologize? This uncle is really stingy, and he doesn't even want to give a flower to his sister! The little girl said to her father angrily, obviously deeply contemptuous of Valdi's behavior of not buying it just now .

On the way home, Olivia covered her mouth and snickered from time to time, making Vardy's head full of black lines.

I don't know what your job is yet. Vardy quickly changed the subject, and Olivia couldn't bear to laugh anymore.

I'm still in college, majoring in psychology, and I'm about to graduate soon! Olivia answered Vardy's question with a smile.

Psychology?

Vardy was surprised, is she a future psychiatrist?

I don't know why, but in Valdy's heart, he doesn't have a good impression of the so-called psychiatrist, and even thinks that this is not a proper profession.

The male psychiatrist is mature and experienced, dressed in a dignified manner, and then hypnotizes the female patient to be extremely obscene;

Female psychologists are beautiful and intellectual, fascinated male patients, and even use their bodies to treat psychological problems;

This is Vardy's impression of the psychiatrist. Of course, it may also be that he has watched too many small movies...

But looking at the cute girl around him, Vardy really couldn't connect her image with the psychiatrist.

But before he got to the bottom of this issue, he suddenly thought of another possibility, which immediately made him extremely depressed.

The people people interact with are always closely related to their work. Teachers and students get along the most, drivers and passengers have the most contact, and doctors and patients have the most contact.

Teachers may often take the initiative to talk to students to understand their psychological activities, and doctors may often study patients to find treatments.

So,

Why did Olivia take the initiative to contact herself?

Is it just to study yourself like a research subject, and you are like a mental illness?

Well, in the eyes of many people, there may be only a thin line between teasing and mental illness.

Thinking of this, Vardy felt extremely frustrated. It turned out that the little beauty was not attracted by herself, but by her own psychopathic physique. This is really a sad story.

After delivering it to Olivia's door, the two suddenly found that Olivia's dog was squatting at the door of her house, eagerly looking forward to the return of its master.

So, Vardy would like to ask, what on earth did he go out on this Valentine's Day night!

It's just that Vardy, who was in grief, didn't notice the emotion in Olivia's eyes when she looked at her back.

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When he came to the training ground the next day, Vardy seemed to have fallen to the bottom of the valley, which was in stark contrast to the complacent appearance of his other teammates after wagging their tails.

In fact, it is not necessarily true, Vardy also has companions, such as Rooney, such as Fletcher...

Rooney was raped by Colleen last night, and he yelled Don't come again! at the top of his voice all night. At this time, not only did he seem to have been squeezed to death, but his voice was also hoarse.

Fletcher was even more unlucky, completely caused by man-made disasters.

This little novice doesn't have much experience in chasing girls, and most of the time to solve personal problems is to fish in troubled waters at parties.

Recently, Fletcher finally met the goddess in his heart, and planned to take advantage of Valentine's Day to win in one fell swoop, saying goodbye to being a single dog.

It’s just that the bad thing is the lack of experience. Brother Xiao Chu thought, the big guys in the team are all experienced soldiers, and various methods and tricks are constantly being refurbished. Next.

Therefore, Fletcher entrusted his teammates with carte blanche to help plan the plan.

You know, all the animals in Manchester United are people who watch the excitement and don't think it's a big deal. Letting them intervene now, it would be like making a scene in heaven.

The sea of ​​roses, the candle ecstasy array, the confession of thousands of people before, and the sudden surprise are all too old-fashioned. If you want to play, you have to play something fresh and energetic.

Thanks to the brains of these animals, Fletcher actually pissed I love you on the snow in front of the goddess' house.

Although Fletcher felt that it was a little inappropriate, he couldn't hold back his teammates to sell their ideas in every possible way, and finally decided to do so.

Then tragedies happened one after another.

Throughout the afternoon, Fletcher kept pouring water into his stomach, and his bladder was about to explode. Finally, at night, Fletcher ran to the open space outside the gate of his house and started to create.

At the beginning, the energy was quite strong, and Fletcher was full of joy, but at the beginning of love, Fletcher felt that the energy reserve was insufficient, and his face turned green at that time.

Sure enough, a tragedy happened. The love had just ended, and before he had time to urinate, there was no ammunition in his bladder.

What's wrong with this?

Just when Fletcher was dumbfounded, the patrolling police drove by here and found that someone was urinating at someone's door, so they took Fletcher away.

After interrogation for a long time, it was finally realized that it was a misunderstanding, and Fletcher was finally let go.

Fortunately, no paparazzi took pictures of the whole incident, otherwise today's news must be news like Manchester United players exposed in public....

What really broke Fletcher was that the Goddess called him in the morning and said that there was a pervert who urinated in front of his house last night. If this pervert was caught, he would definitely let him drink the urine... ..

I hope the goddess will not know about this!

Anyway, Valentine's Day is over, there are joys and sorrows, at least the wave is over, and the players can focus on the next game wholeheartedly.

In the next two rounds of the league, Manchester United won consecutive victories against Charlton and Fulham, firmly maintaining their advantage in the standings, and because Chelsea lost the chain again, the gap between the two teams has reached 9 points.

With the mature Manchester United system and the trident that has almost reached its peak, no one can resist the impact of Manchester United, at least these two teams cannot.

Vardy contributed a goal and an assist in the two games. If Vardy hadn't been replaced in the second half against Fulham, I'm afraid Vardy would have stabbed twice in Fulham, which had already collapsed.

Why was Vardy replaced?

The reason is very simple. The next game is the knockout round of the Champions League round of 16. Manchester United will play away against Lille. Manchester United needs to stay strong and get a good start.

The strength of Ligue 1 is really not worth mentioning. Although it is also counted as an internal member of the five major leagues, its ranking in UEFA is not even as good as Portugal and the Netherlands.

Especially during this period, Lyon, the overlord of Ligue 1, dominates Ligue 1. As a figure like a class bully, if he can't make a breakthrough in the Champions League, then Ligue 1 will have nothing to show for it.

Although Lille still has a certain strength in being able to break into the top 16 of the Champions League, compared with Manchester United, it is really not enough.

What surprised Vardy was that he, who hadn't received a system task for a long time, actually received a task issued by the system before this game.

System task: Please ensure the cleanliness of the competition equipment on your body when you leave the field at the end of the competition.

System Rewards: Rewards are distributed according to the plot of the game equipment. The characteristic points range from 0.5 to 3. Unlock the characteristic shielding restrictions for the next home game against Lille.

System Penalty: Shield Unlock Failed (Lille)

Regardless of the content of the mission, is the system so frenzied that even the Champions League knockout matches have to restrict features?

Although Lille is not considered a wealthy team, it is also a top 16 team in the Champions League. Is it a bit too much for you to do this?

Or is it that the system thinks that Lille has become such an underachiever?

After complaining, looking back at the task content, Vardy said that he was at a loss.

What does it mean to ensure the cleanliness of the competition equipment on the body when leaving the field at the end of the game?

After a normal game, it's not bad to have a dirty piece on the left and right, and sometimes it may even seem to have just crawled out of the mud.

The system actually keeps itself clean?

Then what else do you play!

Which player can guarantee that he will not fall during the game?

Even speaking, if you run out of sweat and have sweat stains on your clothes, it's not considered clean, right?

According to Vardy's estimation, if the jersey can't keep the appearance when it entered the field, then it may be 5 stars for cleanliness, and if it looks like it crawled out of the mud, it may be 1 star, dirty left and right One piece, maybe around 3 stars.

According to the nature of the system, if you have a left piece and a right piece on your body, then you don't have to think about unlocking the feature in the next game, it's absolutely impossible.

Then what should I do?

Prepare a few more sets of jerseys, and change them at any time when they are dirty?

It feels a bit nonsense, who has seen players frequently run to the side of the field to change clothes when they enter the game?

Even Beckham and Ronaldo are not so flamboyant!

Also, sneakers and socks should also be considered game equipment, can these also be changed?

Well, at least this is one-handed preparation, get more jerseys, and be prepared.

It seems that after all, I still have to rely on myself and use my own care to keep the cleanliness of the competition equipment, and must not fall into the pit dug by the system.

Sweat less, fall less and touch nothing, these are the principles that Vardy intends to follow in the game.

It turns out that I ran 10,000 meters in a race, so can I run 7,000 meters in this race?

If you sweat less, there will be less sweat stains above the ball, at least it should have some effect!

Don't even think about confronting others. A big man covered in sweat kicks at you. It's easy to push you down, and rubs against you dirty. This is not a good thing.

Well, it's man-made, it really can't be done, if it is really restricted in the next game, in fact, Vardy can't accept it!

We'll see!