I am Vardy

The match lasted only 20 minutes, Villa had already used up all their substitutions, and the tragic situation of the three players being sent directly to the hospital by the ambulance left all the fans dumbfounded.

This is what happened to them when they provoke Vardy?

The first player was bombed consecutively, and finally was blown to pieces by Vardy's kick. If this guy didn't have the foresight to freeze his sperm, then if he gave birth to a child in the future, he would definitely be green!

The remaining two players were also miserable. It felt as if two trucks collided head-on at the highest speed, and the front of the car was completely destroyed.

Vardy's showmanship was extremely sharp, and he flashed out when he was about to collide. As a result, his teammates collided with each other.

If it was really designed by Vardy, most people would not believe it. After all, this is a football game, not a suspenseful blockbuster.

But if you say it's a complete coincidence, it's a bit unexplainable. It's a coincidence once or twice, but it's always like this, and the coincidence has become inevitable!

I'm afraid, the funny halo may really exist, and there is still a strong sense of existence, so that the guy who provokes Vardy is affected by the halo and has no good end.

It's like an evil sect. Vardy used teasing sacrifices to curse all the guys who provoked him, and then these guys will be unlucky!

In the minds of fans, Vardy is wearing witch clothes, with a gloomy face, chanting spells in a dark and windowless room...

It seems that this is not in line with Vardy's usual funny image, so how should this be explained?

Or, it would be nice to use Son of God to describe Vardy.

He is his own son, you have to make trouble for yourself,

Then God didn't kill you?

Of course, it can also be explained in this way, girls who love to laugh will not have bad luck, and Vardy who loves to be funny will not have bad luck...

 …

Vardy does feel his goal is great.

If you want to terminate a game early, in addition to force majeure, if there are less than 7 players on one side of the field, the game will also end early.

That is, seven people can race, and six people must stop.

In other words, Vardy still needs to end the unnamed opposing player in order to achieve this goal.

Coupled with the three people that Vardy got off the field before, Vardy will have to get rid of the opponent's eight players in a game.

Do you think this goal is great or not?

Of course, Vardy has another task, which is to score as many goals as possible, which he will never forget.

Even if there is no system task, he will choose to do so. If he can turn the game into a basketball score, then Villa will never be ashamed to be a human again!

And I can still score goals, so I can't be too happy!

If this is the case, then Vardy can't just want to kill the opponent's players. At least before killing the three, Vardy must score as many goals as possible.

If you really make the other party desperate, they won't play with you anymore, and you apply for a red card to end the game, then Vardy will have no place to cry if he wants to cry!

The revolution has not yet succeeded, and Vardy still needs to work hard.

 …

After the game restarted, the players on both sides actually looked at Vardy differently.

Maybe others don't know the inside story, but just now Alan Smith and Fletcher did what Vardy asked, and then the two Villa players knelt down. There is absolutely no such a coincidence!

They know that they have become Vardy's accomplices.

It's just that they don't know how Vardy did it.

Even if Vardy suddenly dodges when he is about to collide, it is entirely possible for the two Villa players to make the same action. How could the collision be so tragic?

The image of Vardy in their hearts has become mysterious.

The Villa players looked at Vardy with vigilance and fear, and even dared not look at Vardy to a certain extent.

They are really afraid that Vardy will regard them as the next target.

Even if they believe that these are accidents, who can guarantee that there will be no accidents when it is their turn?

No matter whether it is egg explosion or headshot, it is not what they want. They are just here to play football, not to work hard.

The funniest thing is that when Vardy passed by them, the Villa players ran away like frightened birds, as much as possible.

When Villa players faced other Manchester United players, their performance was still normal. They should defend and fight against each other, as if they wanted to regain the face they lost when facing Vardy;

But when facing Vardy, these guys can't wait to play a hole and get in, and shrink their heads first.

The Manchester United players also saw the clues, but they never thought that a player could bring such great fear to a team.

Since they dare not defend Vardy, they should just feed Vardy the ball.

So, in the next ten minutes, Vardy scored two consecutive cities, completed a hat-trick, and also helped Manchester United gain a 3-goal lead at home.

The game has been played so far, it seems that it has completely become Vardy's exhibition game, the big devil comes, and the little devils retreat, Vardy is not too easy to play.

So much so that Vardy began to feel bored, as if in such a game, it was a waste of energy to let himself shoot.

Well, now it should be time to move on to Villa.

Villa, don't be cowardly!

Under everyone's gaze, Vardy rushed to the front and stood with Villa's last central defender. He was not offside and seemed to be able to grab points at any time.

The central defender from Villa's back was instantly excited, his pores dilated, his hairs stood up, and he was immediately surrounded by fear.

How did Vardy come to me?

He's going to attack me?

Egg or headshot?

Why do I feel like death is coming?

No, I can't die here, I haven't lived enough!

Let me tell you, don't underestimate the will to survive of people in desperate situations, and don't underestimate the ruthlessness of people in despair.

If you come closer to me again, I will die with you!

The Villa players were ruthless, and mustered up the courage to glare at Vardy, as if the hatred was irreconcilable.

Vardy wondered, the information leaked?

This guy knew he was going to fuck him?

But the problem is, no matter how fierce you are, it's useless!

So Vardy didn't care about his unkind eyes at all, acting as if he didn't take him seriously at all.

The Villa central defender felt light all over, and seemed to be relieved. It seemed that Vardy didn't seem to have any intention of messing with himself!

But if a person suddenly relaxes in a tense state, accidents are prone to happen, just like now, this guy is a tragedy!

I took a step, clicked, sprained my ankle!

With all his attention, he didn't pay attention to whether his ankle was loose or not. He rolled over and put his weight on it, almost twisting into a folded state.

With a strange cry, Vardy saw the big living person in front of him just now disappear, and when he looked again, the guy had fallen to the ground, clutching his ankle and screaming in pain.

I crack!

I haven't done it yet?

How did you fall down by yourself?

Are you a Porcelain too?

Conscience, I really didn't touch you!

Vardy didn't see the scene where this guy sprained his feet, so he couldn't help being surprised, but after thinking about it, this guy couldn't be cheating and wanted to leave the field, right?

high!

It's really high!

The accident that happened on the field made everyone stunned. What did Vardy do?

At this time, the Villa team doctor had rushed into the field and began to check the Villa central defender.

Vardy has also discovered that the ankle of the Villa central defender is almost swollen at a speed visible to the naked eye. This is not a fraudulent injury.

Regardless of the life and death of the Villa players, Vardy hurriedly asked the system, if this guy leaves the field, is he to blame?

System prompt: Because the host has a deep fear of this Villa player's mind, the accident of spraining the ankle happened, so this head is counted as the host's head!

Relieved, Vardy exited the system contentedly.

But while he was happy, he kept complaining in his heart. This guy is too cowardly, he can actually scare his ankles. If I really give him a death stare, he won't be able to diaper his pants?

Well, it seems that I have the potential to become the devil of the stadium. Is it possible that I will repeat my old tricks and scare the players on the field of Villa, so that these bastards will kneel down?

I guess not everyone is so cowardly!

The fans are already looking at Vardy with the eyes of God. Even if Vardy didn't do it, such a thing is too incredible.

At this time, the Villa central defender with a sprained ankle had been carried to the sidelines on a stretcher, but Villa's coach felt as if ten thousand beasts were pooping happily in his heart.

Nima!

The quota for substitutions is over in 20 minutes, and now he is injured again, what should I do?

He glared at the central defender lying on the stretcher, wishing he could peel off his skin to relieve his hatred.

If you look at other people, they were either egged or headshot, and they died heroically. If you look at you, you were so frightened that you sprained your ankles.

What's the use of you bastard?

In the future, you can wait to play as a substitute for a lifetime!

The Villa central defender looked at his coach aggrievedly, what can I do, I am also very desperate!

Be angry, be angry, but there is no substitution quota, and the Villa coach will not be able to make substitutions.

Huh?

Otherwise, you go into battle with injuries?

Anyway, you are also disabled, you just stay in front of the goal, and when Manchester United shoots, you block it with your body, which can be regarded as blocking a part of the shooting space.

The Villa central defender was lying on a stretcher and was about to cry!

What is this Nima called?

It’s okay if I’m already injured, I have to go back to the field and die again, right?

I'm telling you, don't come here, be careful I'll bleed you all over!

In the end, the two stalemate for a long time, and Villa's central defender couldn't go up after being beaten to death. In the end, the Villa coach could only compromise.

Therefore, in the 25 minutes of the first half, Villa will have one less player on the field after running out of substitutions.

And Vardy's achievement is, scoring a hat-trick, and the useless player's big four!

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