I am Vardy

(It is recommended that you don’t watch it when you are eating, and watch it later, trust me)

(There was a mistake in the last chapter. In fact, Ronaldo lost. It has been corrected. Sorry)

Vardy was very curious about Rooney's request to Ronaldo, and Rooney was also curious about what Vardy wanted Ronaldo to do. The two people who were afraid of chaos in the world got together and laughed earth-shatteringly.

And the only meaning revealed in the smile is - Ronaldo is dead!

The creepy Ronaldo also probably feels that life is just so gloomy, and there will be no day for the sun!

On the second day, Manchester United had a simple training on the hotel grounds, and then in the afternoon they trained more in the gym. For Vardy and others, they didn't need to play in the first game, they just needed to rest well up.

At night, Ferguson naturally couldn't restrain these energetic guys. Probably the only request the old man had for them was not to go to the red light district to find young ladies.

In fact, it's hard to say whether others violated the rules or not. After all, when there is no competition, the energy of these bastards is already so strong that they have no place to vent their energy.

But Rooney will definitely not make such a mistake, because he doesn't like Miss Sister at all.

If Vardy and Ronaldo weren't together, this guy would definitely not know which unknown red light district to go to, and then order the famous Mama Sang, wouldn't it be fun.

But now that Vardy and Ronaldo are by his side, even if he wants to go, he has no chance.

Ronaldo is very worried, how are these two bastards going to concoct themselves?

I always feel that I have a sense of doom that I am about to be burned!

But it is strange to say that in the island country, the red light district is very inconspicuous. If you do not have certain life experience, you will not find it at all.

What's more interesting is that on the billboards hanging outside many buildings, there are all pictures of ducks that are too handsome. It feels more popular than celebrities. Local stars too!

Seeing Rooney's puzzled eyes, Vardy explained to him: In island countries, prostitution is very popular, and it feels even more legalized. This industry is not even inferior to the entertainment industry!

These ducks are knowledgeable and witty, and they often fascinate those rich women. Just a gift from a rich woman can be worth the struggle of the working class for several years!

Rooney was taken aback.

I never thought that there would be such a happy job!

In Europe, there are basically few ducks.

If I choose this profession, I'm afraid I'm earning more than playing football! Rooney opened his mouth wide and couldn't help muttering to himself.

Ah, how did I speak my mind! Rooney covered his mouth and looked at Ronaldo and Vardy in horror.

Vardy and Ronaldo curled their lips in disdain, you really think too much!

Fortunately, you chose to play football. If you really chose the wonderful career of duck, I am afraid that you would be too poor to beg for food by now.

No bullshit, rude conversation, not tall enough, not in good shape, and fucking hair loss, and most importantly, read to me-you are ugly!

Well, to sum up, you just have to be your consumer honestly.

And I'm afraid that a consumer like you won't be able to satisfy the ladies and sisters, and you will be on the same level, so I will only have sex with you for the sake of money...

What on earth do you want me to do? After walking for a long time, Ronaldo asked a little timidly. This expression appeared on Ronaldo's face, which is really rare.

But only Vardy's secretive smile answered him.

Finally, the three of them came to a very secluded restaurant in the island country, which looked very retro, like a building from the Warring States Period.

Before the three of them walked in, they saw a few potbellied men walking out talking and laughing. Judging from their aura, they should be big shots.

It seems that this should belong to the kind of private kitchen or other place, it is specially for VIP reception, and it is usually closed.

Ronaldo felt a little relieved. At this time, he felt that Vardy was just drinking himself a few bottles of wine. Could he still let himself striptease in public?

In other words, even if she does a striptease, I really don't care!

I have to say that Ronaldo is completely debauched!

Walking into the cubicle, the three of them sat on the futon with no image. Vardy clapped his hands to the hostess, indicating that it was time to start preparations.

The mysterious appearance made Ronaldo feel a little itchy.

Soon, the waiter opened the door and served a lot of Japanese dishes, which looked very delicate and very appetizing.

But for Ronaldo, this is nothing new!

Jamie, what kind of tricks are you doing? Could it be that the one thing you said to do according to your requirements is to eat Japanese food? The president asked puzzledly. If this is the case, it would be no difficulty at all!

Vardy shook his head, smiled slightly, but did not speak, because at this time, the waiter brought the real highlight.

A small plate filled with about a dozen golden pill-like balls, which looked like the elixir of immortality that Qin Shihuang had taken.

Is this the elixir Vardy prepared for Ronaldo?

Obviously not.

Ronaldo and Rooney looked at the plate, not knowing what was going on. Although they didn't know what it was, it looked very unusual.

This plate of golden balls and the last dish are prepared for you. What I want you to do is to finish these two dishes!

Vardy said to Ronaldo with a smile, but what was revealed in his eyes made Ronaldo feel like a sheep is in the mouth of a tiger.

It seems that this requirement is not difficult!

Although I don't know what this dish is, but in any case, this dish is served in a regular restaurant, and it will definitely not kill anyone.

The most is to add a lot of mustard, at worst, I will feel uncomfortable, and it will pass!

Thinking so, Ronaldo scooped one up and stuffed it into his mouth!

Vardy's expression instantly became weird. Although Rooney next to him didn't know what Vardy was doing, he still felt that he should observe a few minutes of silence for Ronaldo.

Cristiano Ronaldo chewed it. Although the taste was a bit weird, it was an ingredient he had never eaten before, but at least he could accept it.

There is no wasabi and horseradish in my imagination, nor the hottest devil pepper in the world, nor weird insects, so I feel no pressure to eat it!

Not bad, the taste is very good, the outside is burnt and the inside is tender. This is probably made of some kind of ball, then fried in oil, and finally coated with gold powder. It's a very good idea!

While chewing, Ronaldo made a serious comment.

Vardy continued to smile secretly, and made a gesture of please, letting Ronaldo continue to eat!

Rooney looked at Vardy and Ronaldo suspiciously from the side, full of incomprehension.

This rhythm is wrong, shouldn't it be that Ronaldo sipped it down and then spit it out again, looking for water?

Why do you feel that he tastes quite delicious?

So he gave Vardy a searching look, and quickly explained, what is this?

Vardy would give Rooney a look to signal him to be calm.

The entire cubicle was quiet, only the sound of Ronaldo eating golden balls.

I have to say that the ignorant are fearless. Ronaldo ate very well, and Vardy couldn't stand it, and his stomach began to churn again.

What makes Vardy feel even more helpless is that Rooney, a foodie, seems to have no reaction when he sees Ronaldo.

Vardy felt that he had to stop Rooney. You must know that Rooney has boxing skills as a basis, and he has always been unreasonable. If the little fat man knows what he is eating, then he will not blame himself for being greedy. Instead, push all the faults on Vardy, and then a violent beating is inevitable!

Soon, Ronaldo finished eating a plate of golden balls, but nothing happened. Ronaldo couldn't help but burped.

He was surprised that nothing happened to him. Could it be that Vardy's plan was to support himself to death?

Rooney also looked at Vardy with a bad expression, and he didn't let me eat delicious food. If you don't give me an explanation, then I will never end with you.

Vardy finally stood up and clapped his hands. At this time, a young girl walked in from the door, wearing a traditional island kimono, and bowed to the three of them.

What do you mean?

Are you full and want to sleep?

This is not embarrassing Ronaldo, this is clearly a dragon for Ronaldo!

Ronaldo's smile suddenly became obscene. He was satisfied with Vardy's thoughtfulness. How did Vardy know that he wanted to taste the taste of an oriental woman!

If Vardy knew what Ronaldo was thinking at this time, he would definitely laugh.

That's right, Ronaldo has really tasted the taste of Oriental women.

At this time, the girl spoke, and she spoke Japanese, which was soft and glutinous. It sounded very seductive to Ronaldo.

But the problem is, Ronaldo doesn't know what it means!

It doesn't matter, the hostess then translated them into English.

It's a pleasure to serve you, are you satisfied with my golden grain meal?

Ronaldo nodded hurriedly!

Satisfied, very satisfied!

I am not only happy with your golden grain meal, but also with your person!

And at this time, Rooney was about to explode beside him. He felt that compared with Ronaldo, he was definitely not Vardy's biological friend. How could there be such a big difference in treatment!

He also wants this kimono lady!

That's good, I'm glad you like it. Since it's the first time you want to use golden grain meal, I will tell you the whole process of making golden grain meal in detail!

First of all, we will choose among all the beautiful girls who will not be popular in the next ten days. Of course, we must all be virgins!

We will exercise, eat, drink and live according to the detailed requirements every day. After a week, the restaurant will select the excreta that best meets the requirements as raw materials, and then steam them with expensive seasonings before frying them. It is shaped according to the standard of craftsmanship, made into the shape and size of a Chinese medicine ball, coated with gold powder, and the gold grain meal is done!

The golden meal you tasted was refined from my excrement, thank you for your appreciation!

Finally, please wait patiently for the more complicated golden grain meal!

After finishing speaking, the girl bowed again, then walked away following the waiter with small steps.

At this time, the three people in the room had different expressions.