I am Vardy

During training, it may be possible to complete a hundred times and only a few of them can be scored. This is already a very good scoring rate.

But what no one expected was that today he actually succeeded in the competition once, which is almost as likely as winning the lottery.

It's no wonder that Rooney is excited. Such a goal, even if it saves him two years of life, he is probably willing.

Vardy thought for a while, and instead of rushing to celebrate with Rooney, he walked up to the referee.

Sir, can you lend me the red card, I promise it's just to celebrate the goal with Rooney, just kidding!

Vardy looked at the referee and said sincerely.

The referee was stunned for a moment, and didn't understand what Vardy meant at the first time.

Borrow a red card?

Does the referee borrow a red card?

What are you going to do?

However, Vardy said that he was joking, so he probably was really joking. It is impossible for this guy to just receive the red card and then shine at himself!

Unless he is tired of life crooked!

His own red and yellow cards symbolize the majesty of the referee, how could he easily lend it to players for fun?

If any other player came to him for an inexplicable red card, he would definitely let him go.

But the problem is that Vardy, who is standing in front of him now, makes him very entangled.

Where is Vardy an ordinary player?

This guy comes with a funny halo, even if he doesn't want to be funny, there will still be a series of accidents around Vardy in every game, which has become a theorem in world football.

If I don't lend the red card to Vardy, even if Vardy doesn't hate me, the funny halo may not be able to let me go. If Vardy tries to retaliate against me, then I may not be able to walk off the court alive.

Think about the referees who have had accidents under Vardy so far, and think about their tragedy. If you reject Vardy, you must follow in their footsteps.

So even if they are unwilling, the referee has no way to directly reject Vardy's request.

However, if I just handed the red card to Vardy in public, I will definitely be criticized after the game, and the referee committee may punish myself.

So what should we do?

The brain was running fast, and the referee really thought of a good way.

He took out the red card inadvertently, as if he didn't hold it on purpose, and the red card fell to the ground. When Vardy was a little dazed, the referee winked at Vardy with a wink.

Vardy understood in an instant, it turned out to be this meaning!

Quickly picked up the red card. When the referee deliberately blocked it, Vardy ran all the way to Rooney who had just finished celebrating his goal.

Under the watchful eyes of all the fans, Vardy held up the red card and showed Rooney!

Wayne ouT!

You are too strong, you must be given a red card, or the opponent will not be able to kick!

Vardy said to Rooney pretending to be serious, but just after finishing speaking, he broke his work in a second, bent down and laughed out of breath.

To be honest, Rooney was a little confused when he saw Vardy give himself a red card.

What do you mean?

But a second later, he realized that Vardy was joking with himself.

This bastard actually made such a joke.

So the boxing performance started on the court, uppercut and lowercut combined punches, and Vardy, who turned into a sandbag, almost died on the spot.

After finally making enough trouble, the referee also walked over at this time, snatched the red card from Vardy pretending to be angry, and then took out the yellow card to show Vardy.

Yellow card.

Vardy blinked and looked at the referee, full of doubts, isn't the script like this?

Hey, no wonder you threw the red card on the ground instead of giving it to me directly, so you are waiting for me here!

It's so obscene!

But Vardy actually blamed the referee wrongly. If Vardy snatched the red card from the referee abruptly, then Vardy would definitely be sent off by the red card directly, and pick up the red card dropped by the referee like now. A yellow card is enough!

Vardy didn't understand the referee's painstaking efforts at all!

The fans in front of the TV were extremely happy. This series of plots made them reluctant to blink.

Rooney's long-range volley goal is definitely the best goal in European football this season, I am almost climax!

Cut, what is that? If it weren't for throwing the ball directly into the goal, Vardy would have thrown a grenade into the goal by himself!

Didn't Rooney get sent off by Vardy's red card, why is he still on the court?

Nimma, this referee is really enough. He actually acted with Vardy. I clearly saw this guy winking at Vardy!

Valdy: Referee, didn't we agree, why did you give me a yellow card?

 …

Although Ferguson was still shocked by Rooney's world wave just now, Vardy almost made him suffer from a heart attack in a blink of an eye.

Damn, can't this guy stop for a while?

Another yellow card!

This guy has more cards than defenders!

Enough has been made, and the game can be restarted, but at this time, everyone actually doesn't have much thought about the game.

Only Vardy is a bit disturbed. I am busy doing tasks to make wedding dresses for others in this game, and I haven't scored yet. As a top scorer, how can I not score in such a scoring game!

So Vardy became the most active one in the Manchester United team. Even if his teammates didn't want to attack, Vardy used his actions to drive them forward.

During the period when the rhythm could be slowly controlled to save energy, the rhythm was driven by Vardy for a long time. The Manchester United players on the field were really suffering.

Alan Smith couldn't see it, so he might as well let Vardy score, or when will such a day be the end.

After getting the ball, Alan Smith suddenly dribbled the ball forward from the midfielder position, attracted double-teams and then knocked the ball horizontally to Vardy's feet.

Hurry up and score!

I beg you!

Manager Vardy did not live up to Alan Smith's expectations. He shot through Fulham's goal with a burst, and finally he was offended!

After scoring the goal, Vardy was finally satisfied, but he must thank Alan Smith who fed him the ball.

So Vardy rushed to Desperate Saburo in a few steps, jumped up, threw himself on Alan Smith, and gave him a bear hug.

Alan Smith belongs to the kind of character that is cool on the outside but weak like a woman on the inside. When he sees Vardy who is like a wolf, he wants to hide unconsciously.

Although he didn't dodge, the moment Vardy pounced, Alan Smith didn't support himself hard, and his body was carried forward by Vardy's weight.

The moment Vardy threw himself on Alan Smith, he and Alan Smith started to lean back. He didn't react at the first time, thinking that Alan Smith was playing with him.

But as the body gradually fell, the acceleration of gravity gradually increased, as if the wheel was round and hit the ground, Valdy felt that something bad was going to happen.

shield!

shield!

shield!

I want to use a shield!

 …

Boom!

 …

The moment his head hit the ground, Vardy felt as if there were countless chicks chirping around his head!

who I am?

Where am I from?

Where am I going?

Once again, these deep philosophical questions lingered in Vardy's mind.

He was so stunned!

A large lump protruded from the back of the head at a speed visible to the naked eye, as if a mushroom had grown, or a poisonous mushroom...

Alan Smith quickly let go of his hand and put Vardy's body on the ground. He knew that he might have gotten into trouble!

Wake up!

You don't die!

I did not do it on purpose!

At first, the fans in the stands just laughed happily, but soon they realized that something was wrong, because Vardy was already lying there and rolling his eyes!

Even if it's turf, a hit on the head is enough!

Vardy told everyone this truth with personal experience!

Goals are risky, celebrate with caution!

The team doctor rushed into the field, and Vardy was carried out of the field on a stretcher for examination and treatment.

After finally waking up a little bit, Vardy felt a terrible headache. Can this big lump not hurt?

Lying on a stretcher and being manipulated by the team doctor, Vardy began to wander.

This is not scientific!

He obviously used a shield, how could he still be knocked so badly?

System, come out for me!

System prompt: Sorry, the shield has expired, and the timeliness of triggering has deteriorated. You have already kowtowed just now, and the shield will take effect!

Vardy gasped!

mmp ah!

I knocked out a big bag, you tell me the shield will take effect!

That's a fart!

System I x your whole family!

Feeling like beeping a dog in my heart, Vardy felt that he might be played by the system again!

It is said that the products produced by the system must be high-quality goods, ya high-quality goods still have a shelf life?

I feel like I was fooled like a fool!

But at this time, Vardy also suddenly realized, no wonder the system gave him such a task to play the whole field, so he was going to be injured at this time!

It seems that Alan Smith really can't be blamed, it must be the black hand of the system that has manipulated everything invisibly.

Then, the shield is invalid, and I have knocked enough, can I continue the game.

Vardy looked at the team doctor, hoping to get an answer from his expression.

Sir, can I still play the game? Vardy asked eagerly.

The team doctor continued to administer the medicine to Vardy, and said with a smile: It's best to rest and rest. The initial diagnosis is a mild concussion. It's best not to play again!

Vardy became anxious when he heard it, and hurriedly said: I'm fine, I'm really fine, you see, I'm as strong as a cow, and my head doesn't hurt at all. You tell the boss quickly, just say I'm fine! I Let's keep playing!

The referee shrugged and smiled and said, It's not a serious problem. If you don't want to rest, you can play the game!

Vardy is very happy, although he is really confused, but now Manchester United has a sure chance of winning, and he returns to the field, even if he stands there playing soy sauce, as long as he survives the end of the game, he can complete the task by himself, why not?

Then I will trouble you, tell the boss quickly! Vardy said excitedly.

However, the team doctor's next sentence seemed to pour a basin of cold water on Vardy's head, which almost didn't make Vardy feel bad.

It's okay to tell him, but when you were confused just now, Mr. Ferguson had already completed the substitution!

Nima!

Vardy rolled his eyes and passed out!

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