I am Vardy

Boom!

At that moment, Vardy felt a pain in the face for the Copenhagen coach.

Many coaches have the habit of standing on the sidelines and directing the team, which is really normal.

But now Copenhagen is about to be kicked out. If Vardy is the coach of Copenhagen, then he must be sitting on the bench honestly, with no face to come out.

However, sometimes if a person wants to kill himself, others can't stop him even if he wants to.

Probably because Copenhagen was attacking, the Copenhagen coach walked to the sidelines, waving his hands and shouting non-stop. In the eyes of the Manchester United players, this guy is basically blind BB.

When the Copenhagen winger wanted to pass the ball just now, he was beside him, and the positions of the three were basically a triangle.

Vardy blocked the Copenhagen player's pass, the two paired their feet, the ball lost control, and the ball shot out from between their feet like a cannonball, but no one could control this direction.

So the Copenhagen coach was unlucky. He was hit by a shell and looked up to the sky. If it weren't for his twitching feet from time to time, people might suspect that this guy has died...

The entire stadium was in an uproar, with exclamations one after another. No one expected that such an incredible scene would appear.

Vardy and the Copenhagen winger froze in place, staring wide-eyed. They never imagined that a fierce collision between the two would produce such a terrifying spark.

He shouldn't be dead, right?

Vardy felt a little uneasy.

Although I have had headshots before,

But at that time, he might not have used his full strength, and in order to ensure accuracy, he had no way to use his full strength. In addition, the distance was too far and the kinetic energy wasted, so the lethality caused was really limited.

But now it's different, one has been accumulating energy for a long time, and the other is bursting out suddenly, under the two people's feet, they have used all their energy.

Accumulating force, squeezing, rotating, all the factors that can make the ball generate greater momentum are complete, and coupled with such a short distance, even if it is hit by a heavy truck traveling at 6o kilometers per hour, it will only have a similar impact force Bar!

In other words, although I have seen players who died suddenly in the game, but I have not seen a coach who died suddenly. Could it be that the Copenhagen coach will become the first coach to die suddenly in a game?

If the prosecution accuses me of murder after the match, will I be sentenced for it?

I'm so confused!

The Copenhagen winger next to Vardy was even more frightened and speechless. Compared with Vardy, his responsibility seems to be a little bigger.

If he didn't have a big foot, Vardy wouldn't block it, and nothing later would happen.

Uh, it's better that something happens to the coach, otherwise he will definitely kill me when he wakes up.

This is the true inner thinking of the Copenhagen winger.

The game could not go on, the referee hurriedly suspended the game to check the injury of the Copenhagen coach. This is at least a moderate concussion, and it is possible to become a vegetative state.

Seeing this scene, none of the fans in front of the TV was overwhelmed with sympathy, and they were all muttering-Valdy's amusing surprise aura worked again.

After the referee, the opposing coach will become the hardest-hit area for Vardy. Here I sincerely remind Manchester United's opponent coaches, please cherish your life and stay away from Vardy as much as possible!

Normally speaking, Vardy shouldn't be blamed. He doesn't know which direction the ball will fly behind the two of them, but why do I feel that everything is under Vardy's control?

Valdy has become a plague god, and he will bring bad luck to everyone!

I finally know that Vardy and doctors are a perfect match. Doctors are not for Vardy, but for Vardy's opponents!

 …

This is really something that no one expected. Until the game restarted, it seemed that everyone hadn't recovered yet.

The Copenhagen coach was checked and found that his life was not in danger, but his head was still confused and he couldn't continue to command from the sidelines, so he was taken to the hospital by ambulance.

When the family members left, the Copenhagen players really lost all fighting spirit. They simply returned to their own penalty area, hoping that the game would end quickly.

Should our scoring game continue? Ronaldo swallowed and asked.

Why don't we continue? What does it have to do with us if their coach goes to the hospital? Rooney said nonchalantly, as if he felt that he had a chance to win.

Ronaldo shrugged, it doesn't matter!

I sent the opponent's coach to the hospital, should I add a goal? Vardy said jokingly.

Goals are easy, but headshots, especially the opponent's coach, are not easy.

If it's a group performance, why should a chicken leg be added?

cut!

Then Vardy received contemptuous looks from Ronaldo and Rooney!

Next, the three of them worked even harder. Everyone wanted to win in the scoring competition. Even if you don't want to make things difficult for others, you can't help others want to make things difficult for you!

When they think about how others will torture themselves after losing the game, they feel palpitations and shudders.

For the sake of life safety, we must win!

The indiscriminate bombardment around the Copenhagen penalty area seemed to be able to completely suppress the opponent with just the three Tridents. Vardy estimated that even if Van der Sar went to the Copenhagen penalty area to grab points without doing business, the goal would probably be very safe.

Gary Neville made a pass from the right. This pass is very characteristic, half-high, very flat, and directly penetrates the front of Copenhagen's penalty area like a knife.

Seeing such an ecstatic cross, Vardy couldn't help it.

If I didn't kick a shocking barb, I would be sorry for Gary Neville's good intentions.

So Vardy leaned on the opponent's player, pouted his big butt, and took advantage of the favorable position. He jumped high, his body gradually leaned back, and his right foot twitched violently.

Shocking barb!

The Shocking God Hook Reappears!

If you ignore the problem of Vardy's kick, then this must be a shocking barb. It is beautiful and wonderful, and people can't help but praise it.

But the problem is that Vardy put on such a big posture, but he didn't kick the ball!

When the body fell, Vardy felt like beeping a dog, blushing extremely.

How about being so embarrassing, the bull was blown out, but in the end it didn't kick!

The exclamation of the fans seemed to be the most ironic mockery of him, which made him feel ashamed and even a little bit embarrassed.

If I was caught by a beautiful girl when I relieved myself to pee on the side of the road, if the embarrassment level is 1, then Vardy's embarrassment level is at least five times higher now.

pia!

pia!

Just when Vardy was too embarrassed, the sound of two heavy objects falling to the ground came from beside him, and this sound was very familiar to Vardy, wasn't it the sound of his barb falling to the ground just now!

Turning around, Ronaldo and Rooney also fell to the ground, with embarrassing expressions on their faces, even feeling more ashamed than themselves.

What did these two guys do?

At this moment, the fans in the stands burst into laughter. Did Manchester United come to make a joke today?

It turned out that in the face of Gary Neville's coquettish biography, Vardy was not the only one with itchy feet. Ronaldo and Rooney also failed to control their urge to coquettish.

Vardy leaned back with a barb, and it happened that Ronaldo and Rooney also had the same idea, so there was such an incredible scene that was rarely seen in a century.

Vardy flew with a barb, missed the ball and fell to the ground;

Ronaldo flew with a barb, missed the ball and fell to the ground;

Rooney flew the barb, missed the ball and fell to the ground.

Ronaldo and Rooney in the back seem to have copied and pasted Vardy's movements. The three of them made flying barb movements one after another. The visual effect is extremely gorgeous, and it is simply exciting.

But the problem is that Vardy didn't touch the ball, Ronaldo didn't touch the ball, and Rooney didn't touch the ball.

This is very embarrassing.

Putting on such a big posture, but nothing happened, is there anything more embarrassing?

Vardy, as the guide, instantly felt less ashamed. It is better to have more people for teasing.

Think about it, if only Vardy missed the ball with his barb, it would be too embarrassing. Now that Ronaldo and Rooney help him share the laughter, the damage is at least halved.

The three musketeers sat on the ground, looking at each other, smiling so heartlessly.

At this time, the fans in front of the TV were about to be overwhelmed by the Manchester United trident.

One barb kick is a mistake, two barb kicks are an accident, but all three are kicked, I think this is the routine of the three people, other than that, I really can't think of a better explanation!

I just want to know how embarrassing the Manchester United trident is now!

Have you ever thought about the feeling of the goalkeeper in Copenhagen? One barb makes his back cold with fright, one barb makes him want to pee, three barbs come down, it is estimated that this guy will not be able to stand up!

 …

The game was still going on, but after being messed up by Trident, no one was very interested in continuing to play, even Trident was a little bit less interested.

There's no way, just lost such a big face, who would have the nerve to continue to show off.

Manchester United leads by three goals, just wait for the end of the game. The three-game winning streak in the Champions League group stage has been firmly secured, so just clock in and get off work.

But just when everyone thought the game would end peacefully, no one thought that something unexpected would happen again.

This time it was really an unwarranted disaster, and even Vardy felt that he was really unlucky.

Manchester United slowly turned their feet in the backcourt. Vardy stood in the middle without provoking anyone. Suddenly, there was a strong wind blowing in the stadium, which surprised Vardy very much.

Copenhagen's home stadium is a modern one, surrounded by stands on all sides, even if there is no ceiling on it, it shouldn't be so windy inside the stadium!

Just when Valdi was slightly surprised, he suddenly caught a glimpse of a very large object moving towards him from the corner of his eye.

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