I am Vardy

After this night, Vardy vowed never to go out alone with Rooney again. This is definitely the scariest thing.

What I have been subtle about Rooney is teasing, but I feel that Rooney is a little bit off track, a little bit in the direction of horror, this is so noisy!

When he came to the training ground the next day, Vardy didn't give Rooney a good face, making others think that Rooney forced Vardy again last night.

But Vardy was not happy seeing Ronaldo's proud appearance on the vernal equinox. Last night he left them and went on a date, but he was scared to death by Rooney. How could Vardy feel balanced in his heart.

So early in the morning, there was a happy daily routine of tridents fighting with each other on the training ground.

Enough of the fuss, the three of them don't need to warm up, they can directly participate in the cooperative training.

Manchester United's opponent in the next game is the Magpies Newcastle, an opponent who is either strong or weak.

10 seasons ago, Newcastle was still Manchester United's biggest opponent to win the English Championship. Halfway through the season, Newcastle even led Manchester United by 12 points.

But the Magpies collapsed inexplicably in the end, and were reversed by the Red Devils. Since then, they have been in a slump, unable to hold their heads up again, and even relegated to the British Championship twice.

In front of Manchester United, which has gradually revealed its champion appearance, the current Newcastle is really not enough. Even if the miners are clamoring to give Manchester United a good look, in fact, even the miners themselves think it is a bit nonsense.

At the beginning of the game, Newcastle still had a bit of momentum to fight against Manchester United, but after playing for a while, they found that they couldn't stand the output of Manchester United.

In the recent stage, Manchester United's games basically followed this rhythm. The opponents wanted to wrestle with Manchester United at the beginning of the game, but they kicked and kicked, even if they were unwilling, they would be slowly pushed back by Manchester United.

Newcastle don't believe in evil,

Then he was taught to be a human being again, so he could only fight back honestly.

But having said that, there are not many teams that can withstand Manchester United's crazy output.

Manchester United took the lead in the first half, and it was Carrick's long-range shot into the world wave, which was also Kashen's goal for Manchester United.

Although Vardy did not score in the first half, he contributed two goalposts. Even if the goalposts are not counted as goals, the shock to the opponent is definitely not less than the goal.

Vardy is also a little depressed about the fact that his goalposts are always against him.

Maybe I hated the goalpost a lot in the past, and the goalpost also held grudges. Even if the goalpost secretly moved a few centimeters left and right to block Vardy's shot when Vardy shot, he still felt disgusted by Vardy.

This is embarrassing!

Now many fans call themselves the percussionist on the green field, duang, duang, duang non-stop, after a season, maybe they can really get enough drums for a song.

Well, Vardy might be a musician put off by football.

Vardy may have smashed more goalposts in a season than any other top striker in a season. Speaking of which, this is definitely a sad story.

Of course, everyone understands the principle of repeating again and again, and this sentence is also very popular in the goalpost circle. The goalposts all know that they can joke with Vardy, but they can't make Vardy anxious.

There are at most two goalposts for Vardy in a game. If there are more, Vardy will really go crazy and the goalposts will not be able to stop him.

With Vardy's amusing level, what else can't be done?

Maybe this guy just pulled up the goal post and threw it into the stands. Even if he couldn't pull it out by himself, he could still call his teammates to come together.

Therefore, in the absence of mischief by the goalposts, Vardy scored a goal at the beginning of the second half, and it was a very direct and effective goal.

Ronaldo made a pass from the right, Rooney made a ferry, and Vardy suddenly stepped forward and scored.

This is the most tacit cooperation among the tridents. Even if everyone's division of labor may not be their own strengths, the power produced is still explosive.

If it was before, such a cooperation between the three would definitely make people speechless in amazement.

The reliability of Ronaldo's crosses is almost as reliable as that of the FA;

Rooney's height is flawed, and it is a bit difficult for him to play for his teammates like a tactical center;

And Vardy has never shown his ability to grab points before the last game, and he can only play the role of a mascot in the penalty area.

But today, Manchester United's trident cooperated in such an incredible way to score a goal. What does this mean?

It shows that the three top talents are gradually maturing and reaching their peak, and they are ready to lead Manchester United to glory.

The trident hugged and celebrated the goal, which Vardy loved very much.

Originally, Manchester United firmly controlled the game situation, and now they are leading by two goals. Newcastle, who are playing away, feel that they can clock out of get off work early.

But can Manchester United let go of Newcastle so easily?

Rooney and Ronaldo, who are eager to score, will not agree.

Don't look at the Manchester United Trident is a good friend, and they cooperate tacitly on the court. They will never be stingy with feeding each other, but everyone is a forward winger. , who can do this?

So under the constant mention of Ronaldo and Rooney, Manchester United looked like a lagging team storming Newcastle's goal.

In the 67th minute of the second half, Scholes' through ball gave Rooney a chance to face the goalkeeper. The little fat man did not waste this good opportunity and sent the ball into the Magpies' gate.

This time Rooney was happy and scored a goal himself. At least his performance in this game was no worse than Vardy.

But seeing that Vardy and Rooney both scored goals, but he was still empty-handed, Ronaldo was even more unbalanced, so the Portuguese started more personal dribbling, acting as if he had just arrived at Manchester United.

For Manchester United players, if the game situation is stalemate, then Ronaldo's style of play will definitely be disgusting, but now that Manchester United has secured the victory, Ronaldo can play by himself if he wants to play, anyway, even if they are asked to rush forward, they will not I don't want to rush forward.

Vardy felt that he should help a bunch of Ronaldo, otherwise this guy is really pitiful, and he didn't want to face Ronaldo crying after the game.

After dribbling from the right, Ronaldo suddenly cut inside, but instead of shooting, he distributed the ball to Vardy. According to the tacit understanding between the two, Vardy rubbed the ball directly past Newcastle's defense without stopping the ball. c Luo Fan got the ball offside and then shot. This is the routine used by the two.

Vardy really wanted to tease Ronaldo. After Ronaldo started running, he dribbled the ball without passing it, and finally shot himself.

But it is estimated that if I do this, Ronaldo will be able to fight myself desperately after the end.

So think about it, forget it, pass the ball to Ronaldo honestly.

But sometimes things don’t work out, Vardy just wanted to rub the ball over the top, but Newcastle’s defensive players dribbled the ball and directly put Vardy on the spot.

While getting a yellow card, he also gave Manchester United a free kick in a pretty good position.

Vardy got up and was about to set the ball when he saw Ronaldo's eyes eager to score.

Come on, come on!

Originally, the three of them discussed who would take the free kick for Manchester United. Now that Vardy and Rooney have both scored goals, if they still grab this free kick with Ronaldo, Ronaldo will definitely break up with them directly.

Doesn't anyone want to ask what it means to break up friendship?

At this time, Ronaldo has already practiced his own compass shape. Perhaps according to Ronaldo, this posture can make him run better, but in Vardy's view, it is just a concave shape.

The legs are spread apart as if two compasses feet are planted on the ground, and they stare at the goal motionlessly, waiting for the referee to blow the whistle.

Vardy looks at Ronaldo as a pretentious offender, it hurts a bit, take a good penalty for your free kick, what kind of shape is concave, I hate people who are more handsome than me.

No, you have to grab Ronaldo's limelight.

So Vardy walked to the side and rear of Ronaldo in two steps, and suddenly put on the same compass shape as Ronaldo, and even imitated the expression very similarly.

The fans burst into laughter all of a sudden, choking on Vardy's sudden spoof.

You're so naughty, aren't you afraid that Ronaldo will beat you up?

The sudden burst of laughter from the stands of the stadium made Ronaldo a little confused, so he quickly checked himself from the top to see if he had revealed any problems that should not be revealed.

Confused, could it be that the little pink erotic underwear I was wearing today was exposed?

What is even more amazing is that the referee on duty was also naughty once, and he learned from Ronaldo with Vardy next to Vardy, and the three compasses just stood there quietly, using the stadium as a stationery store up.

When Ronaldo saw two compasses behind him, his face turned green. What the hell is this?

He is very clear about the virtues of his good friend Vardy, and he often teases you without the slightest preparation, but you, the referee, have to go to heaven?

No, at the end of the game, you must complain to the FA and the referee committee.

C Ronaldo's movements are very classic. It is estimated that he designed the shape, but it is estimated that Vardy and the referee made such a move today. In the future, Ronaldo will be embarrassed to put on this shape again!

Valdy is indeed very powerful, even the referee has been influenced by him invisibly, obviously today's referee is also funny!

Valdy's funny gene is too strong. If things go on like this, I am afraid that there will only be two kinds of people in the world football in the future, one is ordinary people, and the other is the funny comparison based on Vardy, and the latter kind of people will become more and more. There are many, and the scope is getting wider and wider!

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Ronaldo already felt ashamed. Amidst the laughter, the elevator ball turned into a sky cannon and went directly to the stands.

Looking at Ronaldo's eyes full of resentment, Vardy spread his palms and showed a helpless expression-it's really not my fault!

You still go to the referee to settle accounts!

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