I am Vardy

Speaking of it, Rooney is really a bit of a Valdick star at Manchester United. After all, a big fist is enough to speak.

When a scholar meets a soldier, it is reasonable to say that this is probably what it means!

However, Vardy can firmly accept Ronaldo. After all, Ronaldo and Rooney have different pursuits. Ronaldo wants to take the route of Beckham. Vardy’s characteristics can just help Ronaldo win more attention. .

Between Ronaldo and Rooney, Ronaldo is more like a domineering president, and even Vardy can't tell why.

Therefore, the Manchester United Trident is a bit of a cycle of offense and defense.

Watching Rooney snatch his water bottle, and then suffocate to the end, Vardy has an urge to break up with Rooney.

At that moment, Vardy felt as if his facial muscles could no longer move.

That kind of life without love, that kind of desolation, like a puppet who has lost its direction in life, it makes those who hear it feel sad and those who see it cry.

Rooney looked at Vardy's sad look, put his arm around Vardy's shoulders indifferently, and dragged him onto the field.

Isn't it just drinking your bottle of water, what's the big deal, as if my girlfriend was robbed by me?

Vardy felt like crying.

Don't be ashamed, if someone like you can snatch away a girlfriend, you can spend money to have some fun!

Besides, is this a bottle of water thing?

Are you paying me for my mission?

If you are really limited in your ability because of this,

I'll fight you hard when I turn around!

Write your phone number on the toilet doors of all the gay bars, and you'll meet all the gays in England...  

But it was too late to say anything at this time. I was already on the field and had to compete. I could only think about the mission later.

It's not like there is no chance of a dead ball!

Vardy is only upset because Brown and Rooney ruined his mission, but he is not desperate.

There is no suspense about the outcome of the game, and I also scored a goal. It seems that my only pursuit in this game is to complete the task.

Of course, Vardy doesn't mind if he can score another goal.

It's just that time is running out, maybe the old man will replace himself at some point, and Vardy is really anxious.

And when Vardy was very restless, another accident happened on the court, and this accident was the first time that Vardy felt that he would not let himself collapse...

There are automatic watering equipment in modern stadiums, which are arranged under the turf. When watering is needed, it will automatically stretch out and sprinkle water everywhere.

For some reason, the automatic watering system of the Stadium of Light was suddenly activated. While the game was in progress, a lot of probes suddenly protruded from the stadium, which were actually faucets for water.

So the scene where people were stunned and couldn't help spraying rice appeared, these faucets started spraying water everywhere together, the scene was as leisurely as before the game.

The fans in the stands opened their mouths wide, not knowing whether to boo or laugh.

The fans in front of the TV were already laughing and slapping the table. It's been a long time. After watching the game for so many years, it's the first time I saw someone watering the stadium during the game.

As for the players on both sides, they felt even more confused because of the close contact with the automatic watering system.

What is the situation?

We are still competing here, okay, you actually started watering?

Do you want to be so spoof?

The referee on duty immediately stopped the game, and then ran to the sidelines to negotiate with the fourth official and the stadium staff. Even if the referee is well-informed and grows up, he has never seen such a nonsensical thing.

Vardy was also taken aback. He felt that he was funny enough, but a mountain was still higher than a mountain, at least now he looked at him with admiration.

Suddenly, it was as if a bolt of lightning had struck through his mind, and Vardy froze on the spot.

That's right, don't you want to complete the task?

This automatic watering system is simply a pillow for myself!

Vardy smiled and walked to the nearest faucet.

The field was so chaotic that no one noticed Vardy's actions, and even if they saw it, no one would take it seriously.

Vardy stood in front of the faucet and let the water pour on him. In a few seconds, the jersey in front of him was soaked.

At this time, no one saw Vardy's actions, and he was confused by him.

What do you mean? Why did you get yourself wet?

What can't you think about?

But at this moment, Vardy suddenly turned around and turned his back, and pointed his back at the water flow. Within a few seconds, Vardy's back was completely soaked.

Wet body skill get!

Then, it's time to seduce!

Vardy actually didn't know how to seduce him, he couldn't be as sexy as those girls in the nightclub, and then make a fascinated expression, right?

If you do that, it might not be called temptation, it's called disaster, it's just eye-catching.

After thinking about it, Vardy felt that it was better to come here casually, morality matters.

With both hands clenched into fists, one hand raised to the side of the ear, the other hand hangs down, pulling back and forth in the same direction, Vardy in the center of the Stadium of Light, impressively made a set of movements of taking a bath and wiping his back.

Wiping and rubbing, Vardy has fully entered the scene, as if standing in the bathtub at home, wiggling his butt from time to time, looking completely excited after taking a bath.

The fans burst into laughter when they saw Vardy's sudden teasing.

No wonder I insisted on pouring myself wet just now, so I didn't want to take a bath!

Valdy may regard himself as an ordinary grass in the lawn, enjoying the moisture of air and water. Seeing his expression of closing his eyes and enjoying, I really want to spray him with herbicide!

I think he may still need lotion and shower gel, otherwise he won't be able to wash himself clean!

It's nothing to take a shower if you don't take off your clothes. You don't care about acting at all. Take off your jersey and shorts quickly!

Whose automatic watering system is used in the Stadium of Light, everyone should pay attention in the future, and don't buy such inferior products!

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The black lines on Ferguson's face, at this moment, he really has no waves in his heart about Vardy's teasing.

If Vardy doesn't give you something to do in a game, then you have to worry about whether Vardy needs psychological counseling, which is even more worrying...

After wiping his back, Vardy felt that it was not safe, so he simply imitated the water washing commercials in the TV commercials and performed the following performances.

In the commercials, sexy girls, often female stars, have their hair soaked in water, then suddenly raised their heads and flicked their wet hair behind, and in the process, they had to stroke their faces with their hands. It's like stroking the water off your face, and finally revealing a delicate face...

Of course Vardy doesn't have that show, but the power of the unkempt hair is really not small, and the focus is not on the head, but on the charming expression on the face.

It is said that the temptation is the greatest when a beauty comes out of the bath, and Vardy also went all out today, so a beauty came out of the bath.

With a shake of his head, his hands brushed across his face, and he shook his head slightly during the process, feeling immersed in the beauty of bathing.

I have to admit, this scene is really... spicy eyes.

Countless fans had the urge to smash the TV when they saw this scene, it was disgusting, it was ugly!

In fact, Vardy himself can't bear it a bit. If it wasn't for the requirements of the system task, he would never do this so-called seductive action.

But what makes Vardy happy is that his long-term subtle influence has made him not alone.

Seeing Vardy playing tricks here, several good friends couldn't help but rushed over and joined the ranks of taking a bath, scrubbing their backs and shampooing their hair.

It was enough to irritate the eyes, but now I can't watch it directly!

It is conceivable that a group of foot-picking men are posing and coquettish in front of a faucet, how wretched and wretched it is.

The Benfica fans in the stands had already forgotten to boo the Manchester United players, and they were all so overwhelmed that they could speak directly.

The referee had just finished negotiating with the staff, and was preparing to restart the game after a water stop for a while, but when he saw the Manchester United generals hesitating there, they immediately began to doubt life.

Am I in the wrong place?

Why do you feel like you have come to the studio where you are filming a water wash commercial?

And which brand is so tasteless, finding such a group of stingy men to shoot advertisements, isn't it waiting for bankruptcy?

Finally, the hot eye scene ended after the automatic watering system of the Stadium of Light returned to normal, and the fans finally did not have to worry about their eyes being more severely irritated.

According to incomplete statistics, after this game, the sales of eye drops in major pharmacies broke historical records, causing many pharmacies to sell out of stock.

The pharmaceutical factory that received the news even felt that it seemed a good choice for Vardy to be their spokesperson. They don’t even need to shoot commercials. As long as he often makes such eye-catching moves during the game, it will be enough for them to eat. up.

Hearing the notification sound in the system, Vardy knew that he had completed the task. Although he blushed a little because of his actions just now, he didn't care much about his image because his skin was thick enough!

Do you have an image?

If there is, he doesn't believe it himself!

The game is over. Manchester United defeated Benfica by two goals in the away game and won two consecutive victories in the Champions League group stage.

Ronaldo, who originally scored a goal, should be the focus of this game. After all, Ronaldo and Benfica, who debuted in Sporting Lisbon, have a natural hostility. This can be seen from the attitude of Benfica fans towards Ronaldo. The boos and insults against Ronaldo have never stopped.

And Ronaldo helped Manchester United set a record in the game, and used his performance on the court to shut up the Benfica fans, and brought them the heaviest blow. It can be said to be a very good hype theme.

But all of this was driven to an unknown corner because of Vardy's scrubbing, and no one cared about it.

The automatic watering system of the Stadium of Light gave Vardy a natural opportunity to be funny, and this product did not live up to everyone's expectations. It was not a waste at all to take a bath, wipe his back, wash his hair, and make a pose.

What a joy to take a bath!

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