I am Vardy

In the half-time contest, Manchester United already knew very well the strength of Benfica, just as imagined, it's really not very strong!

Although Manchester United only led by one goal, don't forget that Manchester United created many good opportunities throughout the first half, but they were all blocked by the opponent's targeted defense because everyone insisted on passing to Ronaldo.

Moreover, Benfica did not pose too much threat to Manchester United at all. Several counterattacks were silent and did not cause any waves.

So Vardy doesn't have to worry about the result of the game. The important thing is, don't forget the task.

Wet body youhuo, I was so busy in the first half that I didn't have time to do it, so let's finish the task first at the beginning of the second half to avoid any accidents later.

Vardy didn't want the old man to suddenly replace him when he was about to complete the task.

It's not that such a tragedy happened last season. Vardy will never do stupid things.

Walking onto the court and preparing to start the second half, Vardy has made up his mind that as soon as there is a chance of dead ball, he will immediately pour a bottle of water on his head from the sidelines.

Of course, if you just get your body wet, the system may judge that the task has failed. After all, there is only a wet body, no temptation.

It's easy to solve, as long as I twist a few times coquettishly, it doesn't matter whether it looks good or not, after all, I am a pure man, not a big guy in women's clothing.

After the start of the second half, Manchester United still firmly controlled the rhythm of the game. Although Benfica wanted to take advantage of the opening wave, they were beaten back unreasonably before they could pose a threat to Manchester United!

You know, Manchester United's lineup now has double midfielders, which not only liberated Scholes, but also greatly improved the team's frontal defensive strength. It is not easy for Benfica to make a fuss in the middle.

As for the Portuguese super giants wanting to open up the situation on the wing, it can only be said that they are too naive.

With Vardy and Ronaldo, a pair of side madmen, Benfica's full-backs dare not attack too high. Just one full-back is not enough for two people to bite their teeth!

But don't look at Manchester United controlling the situation, but Vardy is a little absent-minded. Ronaldo on the right is as active as ever, but Vardy here feels very quiet.

Why is the ball still not dead!

Hurry up and give me a chance, let me lose my body, ah no, let me get wet,

Whether he is tempted or not!

Just as he was worrying, Carrick passed the ball to Vardy's feet. Vardy subconsciously stopped the ball and turned around. Looking forward, he almost didn't laugh out loud.

Because Ronaldo is too active and he is relatively quiet, Benfica's defensive formation has unknowingly tilted seriously to the right. There is only Benfica's right back in front of him, and even his ribs are empty and unguarded.

If such a good opportunity is passed, Vardy would be ashamed to say that he is a super striker.

So Vardy suddenly took the ball to speed up and went directly to Benfica's right back.

Vardy's raid shocked the players on the Benfica field. They never thought that the center of gravity of their defense line had been mobilized!

Looking at Vardy's eyes is already full of resentment.

You said that you are so strong, what kind of conspiracy and tricks are you playing, and you are still hiding and playing sneak attacks. Are you worthy of your status as a superstar?

But Vardy can't feel this resentment, or in other words, it's none of my business if you have resentment?

Facing the defensive player, Vardy made a very deceptive cycling action, which directly shook his center of gravity, and then swung away from the opposite direction, dribbling the ball directly from the ribs into the penalty area.

Speaking of it, Vardy's cycling action can no longer be described as simply cycling.

Many football stars like to use this fancy move to confuse their opponents. The left step and right step is called a fly, which is exactly like riding a bicycle, so the action is called stepping on a bicycle.

There are many stars who have been dubbed cycling boys and cycling princes. Indeed, their cycling movements are extremely skillful and coherent, and they look like art.

But in fact, in the real competition field, the role of cycling is not as great as imagined.

It is often seen that the star stepped on for a long time, but the player on the opposite side remained motionless, just stretched out a single palm to make a gesture of please-please start your performance.

This feeling is as if I have become a monkey, playing for the opposite person to see, very shameful!

What's even more embarrassing is that you pedaled a bicycle for a long time, but in the end you stomped yourself somersaults. At that time, you probably wanted to get into the turf to hide your embarrassment.

Vardy's bicycle is not such a fancy-looking thing. Of course, he can also ride very fancy, but the problem that can be solved is obviously very simple, why do you have to go around it!

The super flexible movement of the center of gravity doubles the power of Vardy's bicycle. Coupled with the excellent explosive power, often only one cross-ball action can deceive the opponent's center of gravity, and then Vardy dribbles the ball in the opponent's horrified expression. and go.

No way, with such talent, this move is simply a nightmare for wide players.

At this time, Vardy dribbled the ball from the ribs into the penalty area, and Benfica's defense had just moved back.

According to Vardy's routine, at this time, the ball should be swiped horizontally and directly cut in to shoot. This is a very threatening offensive method of Vardy.

Benfica's defensive players also want to defend Vardy in this way. As long as Vardy's shooting path is blocked, Vardy can only continue to wait with the ball.

But what people didn't expect was that Vardy didn't play the cards according to the routine at all. He dunked the ball with his right foot, wiped it from the outside, and took a few steps forward, dribbling the ball to the baseline.

The Benfica fans in the stands are a bit afraid to watch the situation on the field. Although Vardy rarely slips to the bottom line, you know that any player in this position is like a ticking time bomb threatening the goal.

Observing the situation in the penalty area, Rooney and Ronaldo are surrounded by defensive players of the other side, obviously trying to prevent them from eating cakes. Looking outside the penalty area, although Scholes and Alan Smith stood still, they also , The defensive players are not far away from them, even if they receive the pass, there is no way to take a long shot directly.

Then just do it yourself!

Vardy didn't hesitate. At this time, he had completely transformed into a cold-blooded killer, looking for a chance to seal his throat with a sword.

The Benfica goalkeeper has moved to this side. Vardy's shot angle was not very big, but now it is almost gone.

However, Vardy saw a good space, which is suitable for him to play.

Think about it, I still have a characteristic fragment that does not take an unusual path, the function is to make myself pass through people more smoothly.

But at this time, I want to pass through the goalkeeper's wicket, that is, to shoot from the gap under the goalkeeper's crotch. This feature doesn't seem to work.

He gave the Benfica goalkeeper a sweet smile, but this smile was extremely terrifying in the eyes of the opponent.

Vardy aimed at the Benfica goalkeeper's wicket, pushed the ball lightly, and the ball rolled forward against the ground.

The Benfica goalkeeper thought Vardy would hit the close corner, but he didn't expect it to come towards his own wicket. He was shocked and sat down hurriedly, hoping to block Vardy's shot in time.

Unfortunately, if Vardy's shot is really so easy to block, then he will not be the protagonist.

The Benfica goalkeeper turned his head to look at the ball that rolled into the goal from his crotch, crying without tears, but he still failed to prevent Vardy from scoring.

Vardy felt that he had to remind him that you should feel lucky, if you really sat down and blocked my shot, then you should have been beaten by chickens and eggs by this time.

The goal made Vardy very excited. Even if the game seems to have little suspense, which striker would dislike his low goals?

Vardy began to run wildly on the court. This is Vardy's favorite defense for celebrating goals. After all, he runs so fast that it would be a waste not to show it.

At this time, it is also the most speechless time for Manchester United players. They also want to celebrate the goal with Vardy, but there is no way, they just can't catch up with Vardy.

While gliding, Vardy suddenly remembered that he could do the task at this time!

Turn your wet body into a way of celebration, you score a goal, pour some water on your body, and then twist a few times, isn't this a novel celebration action!

It's much better than getting wet all of a sudden when you have nothing to do, and then wriggling around strangely!

Thinking of this, Vardy suddenly changed his sprint route, ran all the way to the bench on the sidelines, picked up a bottle of water from the ground, unscrewed the lid, and took a sip.

This is a kind of cover-up and a foreshadowing, and Vardy is really thirsty.

Then Vardy raised the water bottle above his head, ready to water.

Seeing that the task is about to be completed, Vardy feels very comfortable!

But at this moment, several players on the bench had gathered around to celebrate the goal with Vardy.

This guy Brown jumped up and pressed on to Vardy. It just so happened that the water fell down at this time.

Crash!

Brown was chilled, and his back jersey was soaked through.

The Manchester United defender is still a bit confused, where is the water coming from?

Vardy is even more confused, why are there still people rushing to get wet?

After Brown came down, the two stared at each other, and both had the urge to find each other desperately.

Vardy is very helpless. Whenever he wants to complete the task smoothly, there are always a few pig teammates who stand up and hold him back.

He just wanted to ask, are you all sent by the Buddha to stop me from learning scriptures?

With a sigh, Vardy turned his head and walked on the court in a bleak manner. Vardy said that he didn't want to talk to Brown and threw a water bottle at him!

It doesn't matter, good things take time, anyway, there are plenty of water bottles on the ground.

He picked up the water bottle again, and Vardy unscrewed the water bottle. He wanted to continue his unfinished task.

But just as he unscrewed the bottle cap, a hand suddenly stretched out from the side, took the water bottle away from Vardy's hand, and then gulped down the entire bottle of water into his mouth under Vardy's stunned eyes.

What's even more annoying is that the bastard burped in the end!

Rooney, MMP!