I am Vardy

The first threatening attack in the game was launched by Manchester United. Alan Smith passed the ball to Vardy. Vardy used the change of rhythm to lie directly past the Premier League rookie Essien who had not clearly understood Vardy's explosive power, and then dribbled the ball straight He rushed to the penalty area, and finally, before Terry and Carvalho closed the door, he shot a burst and knocked the mountain.

It's just a pity that the angle of the shot was too straight. Although it was very powerful, Cech, who was well prepared, punched out with both fists and resolved the crisis.

Vardy, who missed the opportunity, scratched his head and stared at the Blues goal for a long time under the unkind eyes of the Chelsea defenders, as if he was using his soul to remember the position of the goal. The next shot does not need to be aimed with his eyes closed.

However, judging from the current lineup configuration and technical and tactical play, Chelsea's midfielder is obviously stronger than Manchester United's. Smith was a little bit overwhelmed. Among other things, he was completely at a disadvantage just by physical confrontation.

Of course, Manchester United is better than Chelsea. The partners of Vardy and Rooney dare not finish talking about Drogba and Robben, but they must be ahead in terms of scoring ability and counterattack ability.

So this is also doomed to the form of the two teams in the confrontation.

Manchester United built their defense in their own half and gave up the offensive initiative to the Blues based in the midfield. After getting the opportunity, Vardy quickly sprinted back and threatened the Blues' goal. Although it seemed that the scene was completely at a disadvantage, in reality There are not many real threats in the world.

As for Chelsea, any of Mourinho's teams seems to have few options when facing a dense defense. The rough style of play has always been unsatisfactory in terms of details. If Chelsea does it, then Chelsea will be able to exert its greatest ability.

But if you shrink back and let you attack like Manchester United now, then Chelsea's performance will only be greatly reduced.

In fifteen minutes, Chelsea gained an overwhelming possession rate advantage, but in fact they did not pose much threat. Only Drogba received Joe Cole's pass and shook his head to attack the goal, which was a little test for Van der Sa, the rest of the time, the ball is still flying around outside the threat area.

The expressions of Mourinho and Ferguson remained calm, and the broadcast camera frequently showed the two top coaches, but no one could know what they were thinking.

At this time, although Vardy wanted to break Chelsea's goal with all his heart, he did not forget that he still had a task.

This task of matching myself has nothing to do with professional ethics at all. It is not thinking about life, nor is it deliberately kicking the goalpost.

So Vardy can start at any time.

When there was no chance to fight back, Vardy deliberately approached Lampard, and his eyes were always aimed at Lampard's ass.

As a forward player, it is a normal tactic to harass the opponent's midfielder while defending. Although Ferguson did not specifically tell him to take care of Lampard, if Vardy took the initiative to do so, Ferguson would be even happier. After all, no coach likes a A guy who only knows how to show off his feet in front of him but never knows how to defend.

Vardy’s entanglement is not just entanglement with eyes, sticking it up with his body, arching it from time to time, rubbing it when the referee can’t see it, if it’s not true that he feels a little disgusting, Vardy will definitely not mind his chrysanthemum …

At the beginning, Lampard could give Vardy a hard look, but after a few times, Lampard gave up. Vardy's gay performance gave him goosebumps all over his body.

He really wanted to complain to the referee, but without evidence, how could Vardy's salty pig's hands leave bruises on him?

Since there is no other way, we can only stay away from it.

Lampard has already deeply regretted his behavior of taking off Vardy's underpants at this time. Perhaps it was because of that encounter that Vardy had a soft spot for him, so that now he can't help being stingy with himself.. ....

Omg it was horrible!

Lampard has fallen into a deep fantasy and cannot extricate himself, and his eyes on Vardy are already full of fear.

But what made Lampard even more desperate was that he couldn't get rid of Vardy...

For Chelsea's offense, of course Vardy has no other tasks, and he is dedicated to staying with him and will never leave.

Lampard can run away, but his speed and explosive power are not Vardy's opponent, that is, in a split second, Vardy posted it again, and then attacked him even harder.

It is impossible for Lampard to run non-stop throughout the game, which puts him in a dilemma between life and dignity.

In five minutes, Lampard felt like he was about to collapse.

And Chelsea collapsed even more. Although Lampard, the core of their offense, ran very actively on the field, he didn't touch the ball once.

Chelsea's tactics rely on both wings to fly together, but they also rely on Lampard's back to attack, otherwise Lampard will not be the team's top scorer now.

But the performance of these few minutes, the core of the Blue Army is simply a disaster level, even for him, it is more terrible than a disaster!

Vardy's various behaviors towards him are about to leave a psychological shadow on Lampard. If this continues, Lampard himself will collapse first!

Looking at Lampard who looks like a frightened rabbit, Vardy is very satisfied with his masterpiece. Although this is an era of gays walking everywhere, if you really meet one, you will definitely not be able to stand it!

Especially now that Vardy is so interested in his ass, it's no wonder Lampard doesn't panic.

But then Vardy let go of the rein and gave Lampard a certain amount of space to get rid of his magic hand.

It's not that Vardy suddenly showed kindness, but he felt that if the two of them tore off Lampard's underpants without the ball, the referee would definitely make trouble for him, and the news that he was gay the next day It will also fly.

So you can't make a shot at this time, so just let Lampard get the ball, and then do it yourself when the time comes.

I don't know if it's Lampard's honor or sorrow to be deliberately targeted by Vardy!

In fact, the relationship between the two can't be said to be bad, and the two are teammates of the national team, even if they belong to different camps, they can still talk.

It was of course an accident that Lampard tore Vardy's underpants last time, so Vardy can't be too deliberate this time, it must be like an accident, so that no one can find fault.

Vardy is not a perfectionist, but he doesn't want to be put on the hat of a gay man on his head. This kind of stain in life should be left to others!

Therefore, Vardy has been looking for an opportunity, an opportunity to take off Lampard's underpants openly.

Of course, in fact, Vardy can ask the system for help. There is also an enchantment card in his system slot. After using it, the target will listen to Vardy’s orders for a short time. Although it is only 30 seconds, it is enough for Lampard. Grind yourself clean and turn into a naked pig!

So the question is, how did this ecstasy card come about?

Remember the system update spree!

This ecstasy card was issued in the same batch as the wishing card, but this is also Valdy's last stock!

Vardy feels it is a waste to use such a good thing on Lampard. Waste is a shameful act, so we must resolutely avoid it.

Seeing that the first half is coming to an end, neither side can do anything to the other, and likewise, Vardy has no underpants that can do anything to Lampard. This is really a sad story.

Just when Vardy had to pin his hopes on the second half, the situation changed suddenly and Chelsea launched a wave of threats.

Robben shook off O'Shea and took the ball to the baseline. Mourinho's training was still very effective. After finding that the forward route was blocked, Robben suddenly passed the ball in an inverted triangle to the outside of the penalty area in the middle without himself Come hard.

Essien made a volley without stopping the ball. This guy has a long-range shot. Even though he has not been in the Premier League for a long time, he has already been discovered by many teams.

Naturally, Alan Smith would not let Essien shoot so swaggeringly, so he rushed forward desperately, like a human-shaped sandbag, desperately Saburo, regardless of whether he was injured or not!

Seeing such a brave Alan Smith, Vardy felt palpitations, but also excited. This kind of desperation is what a professional player really needs.

However, Alan Smith was obviously too fierce. It was precisely because of his recklessness that the scene where he was shot and broken by a direct free kick from Liverpool's heavy artillery appeared.

Now that I have traveled through time, and I have a close relationship with Alan Smith, I must avoid the occurrence of the broken leg incident.

Essien's shot was blocked, he gave up the shot, and passed the ball to Lampard.

Lampard's position is not good, there is no way to shoot directly, and there are no offensive players around him, so Lampard is caught in a dilemma.

The magic lamp is not good at being extraordinary. His most threatening place is his impact, long-range shooting and ability to insert and grab points. This is the guarantee for his continuous scoring.

But now, facing Vardy's defense, he lost his support and wanted to shoot, so he had to get out of Vardy's defense.

Of course, Lampard is not completely without extraordinary ability, and considering Vardy's ineffective defensive ability at that time, Lampard began to show off his footwork in front of Vardy unscrupulously.

Cycling, left foot, right foot, left foot...

Lampard seemed to have suddenly turned into a middle school boy, playing the moves he liked to show off to his friends in his childhood.

Come and defend me!

Looking at such a lively magic lamp, Vardy felt that the picture was very inconsistent.

Lampard's dead fish face that has never changed for thousands of years actually appeared on a funny day, which made Vardy feel like he met a fake Lampard.

But Vardy thinks this is a good opportunity, a good opportunity for him to take off Lampard's underpants and complete the task.

Pretending to be shaken, Vardy's center of gravity shifted to the right side with Lampard's feint, revealing a flaw to Lampard.

Lampard was overjoyed when he saw that his fake action had an effect, and quickly dialed the ball to the right to get past Vardy's defense.

At this moment, Vardy suddenly made a sliding shovel, as if he was irrationally angry after being passed by, and went directly to Lampard.

Lampard has just completed the action of pedaling the bicycle, and has not had time to accelerate after lowering the center of gravity.

Without a stab, Vardy's shovel kicked directly on Lampard's crotch shorts. If it goes up ten centimeters, then Lampard's penis will not be guaranteed!

With a swish, Lampard's buttocks completely lost the cover of his underpants under the forward momentum of Lampard and the pull of Vardy's studs, and it was exposed under the lights of the Theater of Dreams at Old Trafford, which was extremely dazzling …