I am Vardy

Although Vardy was a little reluctant to be replaced, he also understood Ferguson. After all, Manchester United has so many good forwards in the team, and they are always pressed on the bench. It is unreasonable.

So Vardy sat on the bench and watched the game honestly, acting like a good baby, which surprised Ferguson, who had been paying attention to him from the corner of his eye.

Has Vardy changed his gender?

The game is over, Manchester United won two consecutive victories in the Champions League group stage, ranking first in the standings, even if they lose two games later, there is no problem in qualifying.

In the evening, the nightclub parties in the Manchester United team were divided into several groups to celebrate separately. Vardy and his group also rushed to the nightclub excitedly, they were all suffocated!

I'm going to treat you tonight, don't argue with me! Rooney said while sitting on the deck.

Well, you are so generous!

Thank you, no one is arguing with you!

Then you are allowed to call two tonight!

 …

A few people were very happy, although they didn't have a lot of money, but since there was a treat, they were happy to enjoy it.

With the constipated expression on Rooney's face, he just said it casually, thinking that everyone would rush to treat him, but who would have thought that these bastards would sell themselves directly!

After thinking about it, Rooney came up with a good idea, which can not only save money in finding young models, but also make tonight's event more interesting!

Standing up suddenly, Rooney clapped his palms and yelled loudly: Tonight we have something special, we don't look for models anymore, we go flirt with girls by ourselves!

Pick up girls by yourself?

Everyone was taken aback, and turned their gazes to Rooney in unison.

Let's play a game. There are half and half winners. The winner can choose the prey by himself, while the loser must be designated by everyone and must be completed. How about it? Rooney shouted out his idea!

This time several people were really dumbfounded.

The meaning is very simple and easy to understand.

But isn't this game a bit too inhumane!

It's better for the winner,

It's fine to flirt with any crush you like, but what if you lose?

These bastards are all afraid of chaos in the world. If they really lose, they will definitely find themselves an ugly target.

Just thinking about it makes me shudder!

Do you want to live?

The others are okay, they are all crazy characters, and for them, turning off the lights is actually the same.

But Vardy was different, his face turned green at that time.

Although he is wearing Vardy's skin, he is still a thoroughly Chinese person in his bones, even after staying in the UK for two years.

In his opinion, at least 70% of European and American women can be described as ugly, and the ones he likes are at least the beauty of oriental women, or they are the mainstream faces in the world!

That's why he feels desperate now!

Even if these animals don't have to find an ugly girl for themselves, but a woman with ordinary looks, they will become an out-and-out ugly girl when they come to Vardy!

Such a night, so dark!

But being pushed to the head of the bar, Vardy gritted his teeth and had to persist, thinking about it would make him cry!

Several animals applauded loudly, they all found this game interesting, and gave Rooney a thumbs up!

Only Vardy looked at Rooney with a resentful expression, as if he was dissatisfied with his desires.

After adjusting his mentality, Vardy told himself that he might not lose, and after winning, he would definitely find an aunt-level beauty for the bastards who lost.

Hey, it seems that this is in Rooney's arms!

Looks like he likes this tune!

At this moment, Vardy knelt down to the scheming fat!

The front-end game is very simple, one person has a big bottle of Coke, the first to finish the drink wins, and the second to finish the drink loses.

All of a sudden Vardy suddenly realized that he likes this game.

In his previous life, he liked to drink Coke the most, even to the point of addiction, he could not enjoy anything without Coke,

Although it's in a 1.5-liter bottle, in his opinion, it's just like drinking tea, and it just goes down.

Picking up the Coke barrel with confidence, Vardy and a few others are already eager to try.

start!

Picking up the Coke barrel, he started gurgling to his mouth, Vardy really tried to suck it up!

At the beginning, it was very refreshing, but this biu is even more refreshing!

But after gurgling a few times, Vardy felt a puff of breath rising from his stomach, and he couldn't drink anymore!

Stopped and looked, almost 1/3 of a bucket of Coke was filled.

I couldn't help but hiccupped, Vardy still had a sense of accomplishment, he felt that he was definitely the one in the lead now!

But he was dumbfounded again when he saw how the other animals were pouring water.

Ferdinand has gone down by more than half, Ronaldo is also close to half, Alan Smith and Ronaldo are almost half, and it is also nearly half;

There are six people in one, and three of them are much faster than him. Even if he doesn't need to look at the remaining two, Vardy can't win!

Quickly picked up the Coke barrel and poured it vigorously, Vardy also went all out, watching the other three people while drinking.

But the more I looked at it, the more desperate I became. The Coke that these animals drank seemed to be fake. It didn't produce gas at all, and they didn't pause.

The more he drank, the more anxious he became, and he couldn't hold back a sip. Vardy sprayed it out, a complete failure!

He really wanted to find a place where no one was around to cry for a while, so no one should persuade him!

If you can lose what you are best at, are these animals still human?

Soon, the winner was decided, and the trio of bastards led by Ferdinand drank a large bucket of Coke one after another. Although they kept hiccupping, judging from their expressions, they obviously thought that tonight would be a pleasant night.

Rooney didn't drink much at all, and when he saw the posture of Ferdinand and the three of them, he knew he was going to lose.

Fletcher and Vardy are similar, they both poured a bucket, but they still lost miserably.

Ferdinand and the others cheered, they won the game, and they can go and talk to the girl they like, and they can also designate the best for Vardy and the others. Thinking about it, I feel that I am about to climax.

As for the three of Vardy, they all had bitter faces. They encountered the most terrible thing in the world.

Come on, let's go shopping and see what we can find for them! Ferdinand stood up and said proudly to Vardy: If you beg me now, I might consider letting you go. Just find an ordinary ugly girl, otherwise, you have to believe me, tonight will definitely be unforgettable for you forever!

Fletcher wanted to kneel to Ferdinand, but he had no choice, he was really afraid that this guy would find him a woman with a strange shape like the bell ringer of Notre Dame de Paris, and he would commit suicide!

Although Vardy felt distressed, he didn't really care. Unless Ferdinand agreed to let him find it himself, in his opinion, ugly and uglier are just a difference in degree, and they are actually the same harm.

Soon, the three of Ferdinand returned. Their excited expressions clearly told everyone that they had found a suitable target.

Darren, did you see that fat woman at the bar? She's yours tonight! Ferdinand said to Fletcher with a strange expression.

Following the direction of Ferdinand's fingers, even Vardy gasped.

Although European and American women are prone to gain weight when they get older because of food structure problems, it is really rare to be as fat as her. It must be close to 300 pounds!

Fletcher burst into tears, wishing he could hug Ferdinand's thigh and beg for mercy.

What Alan Smith found for Rooney was an aunt who was close to 50 years old, older than Rooney's mother.

But what is surprising is that Rooney didn't show a broken expression at all. On the contrary, there was a little expectation in his eyes, which shocked everyone.

Well, there are always people with strong tastes, and everyone is defeated by Rooney's special idiosyncrasies!

Vardy looked at Ronaldo, not knowing what problems this guy would cause him.

Jamie, don't say I don't take care of you. I didn't find you a fat girl or an old lady. Although she is a bit ugly, she is at least a normal person!

Ronaldo smiled badly, and pointed to the target he found for Vardy.

This time, not to mention Vardy, even several other people were about to vomit at that moment.

It's so ugly!

Looking at the back is very tempting, the figure is good, and the long hair in the shawl is also very attractive.

But this typical back killer will make people despair and doubt the world when they turn their heads!

The foundation smeared on the face was thicker than the bottom of the wine bottle. The white color looked very permeable, and with the bright red lip liner, she was a proper female ghost!

There is also a mole on the left cheek that is bigger than the dial of a watch, and her nose is scary high. If this woman haunts inaccessible places late at night, she will definitely scare people to death.

Excuse me, did you come to the nightclub after filming a horror movie without taking off your makeup?

I'm here to flirt with girls, not to give benefits!

Vardy looked at Ronaldo pitifully, hoping that he could change his goal for himself. Everyone is so determined, there is no need to kill them all!

But even if Ronaldo is soft-hearted, several other animals do not agree. Obviously, the goal Ronaldo found for Vardy is very suitable for them.

Go, you must be very happy tonight!

Well, I hope your heart is still fine!

Give your love, you know, for her, this is social welfare!

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The sad and poor Fletcher and the excited Rooney have already started towards the goal, only Vardy is still dawdling here, he really wants to ram his head to death here!

I don't want it!

Seeing Vardy cheating, Ferdinand and Alan Smith glanced at each other, and drove Vardy to the ugly girl who was so ugly that Vardy doubted her life.

Hello, beauty, my friend wants to chat with you! Quickly throwing down a sentence, Ferdinand and Alan Smith held back their breath and ran away quickly, leaving Vardy struggling on the spot. The world has abandoned him!

Oh handsome boy, hello!

The woman became interested, moved a bit, sat on the edge of the booth, and exhaled like blue to Valdi, who was sitting on the ground and despaired of the whole world.

Hero, please give me a good time!

Vardy burst into tears, let me die!