I am Vardy

Vardy sat on the lawn with dull eyes, but his heart was distressed for the wishing card he wasted.

He should have thought that Rooney's character was not guaranteed, so he shouldn't bet with him.

Nima, this guy actually escaped at the last moment!

Ran away......

In fact, Rooney was also afraid of being hit by the goalpost. Usually, even if he aimed at the goalpost and kicked, it would be difficult to get kicked, but today it was like a curse. He obviously felt good when shooting, but it was boom, boom, boom Hit the goal post, or masturbate.

Seeing that he is really about to lose, why don't he just run and run naked!

In this way, Rooney made a full posture at the last ball, then turned around and ran away, leaving Vardy messy in place, unable to accept it for a long time!

Well, inadvertently making friends!

On the training ground the next day, Rooney was obviously avoiding Vardy, his eyes flickered, and he looked ashamed as if he had a ghost in his heart.

Come on, brother with big breasts, let's run naked!

During the training interval, Vardy saw that Rooney wanted to run again, so he quickly stopped him.

Rooney seemed to be caught with a sore foot, I didn't lose, why did I run naked!

Well, there is no winner yet!

Okay, let's continue to decide the winner. It just so happens that today is crowded and lively! Vardy couldn't let Rooney go so easily.

Rooney shrugged, his expression was so hateful that it made people want to punch him directly.

My mum told me not to gamble, so I thought about it and forgot it!

Vardy was completely defeated by Rooney's shamelessness.

Did your mother ever tell you not to whore?

It's time to be an obedient baby, isn't it too late?

Vardy has 10,000 words of MMP, I don't know if he should tell Rooney!

Well, this time it's an experiment. Although the price is a bit high, it's just a matter of a game, and it won't make his ribs hurt so much!

Now that you have mastered the usage of the wishing card,

Vardy's heart couldn't help but get hot.

What is such a sharp thing used for?

If you make a wish for a goddess, how much money will you give yourself in exchange for the wish card?

Otherwise, make a wish to give yourself an awesome characteristic, let's not talk about whether it is great or not, anyway, the kind that is super cool?

Or make your penis grow another ten centimeters?

 …

Uh, Vardy suddenly discovered that there are too many things he wants to do!

Suddenly, with a flash of inspiration, Vardy seemed to be struck by lightning, and he froze in place.

Since the wishing card is so versatile, is it okay to use the wishing card to directly attack the system?

Although the wishing card is produced by the system, in the final analysis the system is made by a programmer, and Valdi thinks that the funny system may not be unsolvable.

Make a wish: turn the funny system into a normal system!

Vardy tremblingly expressed his long-standing wish, waiting eagerly for the system to answer.

System prompt: Doubi system is the normal version system, the wish is not valid!

Vardy gasped, almost choking to death.

Trembling, he raised his middle finger, and then put it down slumpedly. Vardy felt that all his strength had been drained.

Nima!

Why is such a funny system like yours called a normal system?

Where are you fooling around?

But thinking about it from another angle, Vardy seems to understand again.

Normal and abnormal are relative, and there is no precise definition.

If there is really a normal version of the system that can be compared, then the funny comparison system is obviously abnormal.

But the system seems to have said that there is only one system at present, and there is nothing comparable, so it is the normal version, and it is normal even if it is not normal!

Well, monopoly is arrogance!

Then let me change my wish head office!

The most deceitful part of the system is the task. If the system formatted the task system, wouldn't it mean that my funny comparisons would not always be coercive?

Make a wish: remove the system task mode!

This time, the system seemed to be stuck, and there was no reply for a long time.

Just when Vardy thought the system was going to refuse, the system suddenly answered.

System prompt: The difficulty of making a wish is four stars, which is equivalent to exchanging 15 free feature points, or losing two random features, please choose!

Vardy was really stunned. He never thought that he just said it casually, but he really had a chance to realize it.

It turns out that the system is really not invincible, it has to be restricted!

Quickly check the remaining free feature points, Vardy suddenly collapsed.

Now he has accumulated 14 free characteristic points, which is so small!

Damn it, if I knew this earlier, I wouldn't have reached full level when I upgraded Haidilaoyue.

It seems that I can only continue to wait. Anyway, I have suffered for so long, and it is not too short of a few days.

But Vardy became curious again. The wish of the system is actually four-star, so is there any higher-level wish?

Make a wish: Blow up the Yasukuni toilet!

System prompt: The difficulty of making a wish is three stars...

Make a wish: blow up Bangzi Kingdom!

System prompt: The difficulty of making a wish is four stars...

Make a Wish: Destroy the Earth

System prompt: Wishing difficulty is five stars...

 …

Vardy began to test the difficulty of wishing with the wishing card, and he realized how difficult the task is to fight against the system. It is actually the same level of difficulty as bombing and sinking Japan.

The difficulty of such a horrible thing as destroying the earth is five stars, and it seems that the highest difficulty of making a wish is five stars.

What?

You say you can still destroy the universe?

There is actually no essential difference between destroying the universe and destroying the earth, at most it is only a change in quantity.

Vardy suddenly thought, can he make himself more handsome?

Make a wish: Make yourself more handsome than Beckham!

System prompt: Please don't make such a task that is too difficult for the system to complete!

I am Cao Nima!

Vardy felt that he had received critical damage in units of 100 million.

Making me handsome is harder than destroying the earth, isn't it?

Believe it or not, I will fight with you!

With a wry smile, I couldn't find a place to cry if I wanted to cry!

The system is going to be refined!

Well, when I gather all seven dragon balls, I won't kill you and I'll take your surname!

Just when Vardy was fatally hit by the system, the system suddenly released a task!

System task: In the derby against Manchester City, use the hand of God to pay tribute to Maradona!

Mission Reward: Title of God's Hand, Feature Points +1

Failure penalty: characteristic point -1

Vardy scratched his head, this task is a bit evil!

Regardless of the difficulty of the task content, the rewards and punishments are very strange.

I was almost able to kill the mission system of the Doubi system with just a few free feature points, and the mission happened to reward a little bit, and what was even more weird was that a little bit would be deducted if the mission failed.

This is clearly aimed at me!

In order to protect its own task system, the system is also working hard!