I am Vardy

Is this the ball boy arranged by Newcastle?

The other caddies were normal, innocent kids.

But is this giant caddy really a caddy?

Are you kidding me?

There is no need to explain this, anyway, you can show your face if you pay, as long as you don't feel ashamed yourself.

When the caddy could be assigned, Vardy was dumbfounded.

Looking at the uncle-level caddy who was taller and stronger than him standing beside him, Vardy wanted to cry without tears, as if ten thousand beasts whizzed by in his heart.

Others come out with a caddy. Could it be that Newcastle thought I was too good to be treated like a VIP, so they specially found me a mount and asked me to ride it and play in a cool way?

According to common sense, Vardy should hold the hand of the caddy at this time and step into the court with the caddy, but looking at the fat and big palm of the uncle, Vardy thought about it and decided to forget it

But the uncle didn't want to let Vardy go, he showed a simple and honest smile to Vardy, and then grabbed Vardy's hand so hard that Vardy couldn't even struggle.

Vardy still wants to resist, but other teammates have already appeared with a smile, so he can only accept his fate.

Walking out of the court with his head down all the way, Vardy felt ashamed to face others, just like Ronaldo's mood when he was tricked by himself and was able to drool for himself.

And at this time, the laughter in the stands erupted completely like the rumble of an earthquake.

Although they knew that Vardy was present in this game, there might be some deadly jokes, but they never thought that they would lose control before the game even started.

Nima, do you want to be so spoof?

Where did this uncle come from?

Are you here to clean up Vardy?

Looking at Vardy's listless look, this feeling of comfort is really refreshing.

Finally, the entrance ceremony was over, and it was time to take pictures, so the most spoofed group photo in history appeared.

Front Row Caddy,

Back row stars, 22 people should each have a smiling face.

But the question is, why can't Vardy be seen from the camera now?

Where did Vardy go?

It's not that Vardy is unhappy and deliberately avoids it, it's that the uncle in front of him is too big, directly blocking Vardy's whole body, blocking a solid one, not even showing the corner of his clothes.

Thus, such a wonderful group photo was born, and this older caddy will be remembered forever

After being messed up by his wonderful caddy, Vardy lost all interest, and the whole person was listless.

It's not about making fun of yourself at all, it's about others making fun of you, okay?

The fans watching the game in front of the TV couldn't help laughing. It is rare to see Vardy look so deflated.

Newcastle is going to heaven, I only know what a caddy is today!

I feel sorry for Vardy, I like to see him being funny, but actually it's good to see other people teasing him!

Valdy announced after the game: I will never come to St. James' Park again, this stadium is poisonous!

I think this can completely affect Vardy's performance. In the future, there is no need to deliberately defend him. Just get a weird caddy to go up and he will kneel!

After the game started, Vardy's mind was still circling the older caddy, and he was sweating badly just thinking about it.

This state lasted for 20 minutes until Newcastle scored.

Terrible cheers broke out at St. James' Park, which awakened Vardy from the depths of his soul. Before he knew it, Manchester United fell behind!

Ferguson shouted anxiously on the sidelines. In fact, Vardy is not the only one who is sleepwalking, and the performance of other Manchester United players is not much better.

It was not too late to wake up at this time. Under the deterrence of Ferguson, the Manchester United players began to focus on the game and launched a big counterattack towards Newcastle.

The frontcourt trio also began to take advantage of the tacit understanding that had just been established, and penetrated Newcastle's defense by quickly passing and cooperating in a small area.

Although the effect is not too obvious, it is mainly because their tacit understanding is not enough, and they are completely unable to achieve a state of mind-to-heart communication.

But Ferguson's eyes still brightened, because he saw infinite possibilities in the future from the picture in front of him.

During this period of time, Newcastle was more embarrassed by Manchester United, and all members retreated back to their own half.

At this time, the disadvantage of Van Nistelrooy not being on the field has been highlighted. In the offensive position, a restricted zone hunter plays a very important role, and neither Vardy nor Rooney are of this type. They are not enough threats to Newcastle's restricted area.

But this does not mean that Manchester United has no choice!

In the 40th minute of the first half, Rooney dribbled the ball in the middle and was brought down by Newcastle's midfielder. Manchester United won a free kick in an excellent position.

The trio looked at each other, each showing a smug smile.

The free kick routine they practiced is about to start showing off!

Vardy and Ronaldo stood in front of the ball, while Rooney ran into Newcastle's small penalty area. They each had their own tasks!

Under the arrangement of the goalkeeper, the Newcastle generals lined up nervously in the wall, with expressions on their faces as if they were facing an enemy.

No way, who made these two free kicks standing in front of them so scary!

Needless to say, Ronaldo, Manchester United's free kicks have always been taken by him before. The coquettish elevator ball seriously tested everyone's hearts. Although the scoring rate is not high, the power is there. Don't be careless.

As for Vardy, let alone, he is a free kick master who can score twice with a free kick in a game, not to mention, they also master two difficult free kicks.

Now that these two masters are standing on the court, how could they not tremble?

After finally finishing the crowd, everyone's eyes were on Vardy and Ronaldo.

Who are the two of them going to play?

But at this time, Rooney in the small penalty area began to show off.

Not facing the ball, but the goalkeeper, Rooney grimaced at the Newcastle keeper with his visibly anxious face.

The faces of other people are cute and playful, but Rooney is really a face

The Newcastle goalkeeper was so shocked that he almost went to the referee to complain.

Please don't bite me!

The Newcastle goalkeeper's attention was taken away by Rooney, and at this moment, Vardy suddenly started, rushed to the ball, raised his right foot, as if all the strength of his body was concentrated on his foot, this shot must be earth-shattering!

Newcastle's human wall jumped up quickly. Although they were frightened, they still hoped to block Vardy's shot, and Newcastle's goalkeeper quickly turned his attention back, staring at Vardy's movements and the ball.

But all this came to an abrupt end as Vardy stepped over the ball like an understatement