I Am the Sister of the School Grass

Beer belly teacher was still a little incomprehensible after listening to it.

"Nap?"

I can still sleep at this point.

Fang Yunyan's roommate Lu Lin responded, "Yes, take a nap."

The beer belly teacher said: "What is this classmate's name? Who of you shares a dormitory with her, go and wake her up, there are only thirteen days left for the exam, so don't sleep. After the exam Then you can sleep as much as you want."

To his surprise, none of the twenty-three students in the class moved.

No one spoke.

The teacher is very surprised: "Why, you are collectively isolating your classmates?"

Lu Lin immediately answered: "Teacher, where do you want to go?"

"If you don't name your classmates, I'll call you."

Zhuo Feilan raised her hand: "Teacher, I just told you my name. The student **** who didn't come is called Fang Yunyan, you don't have to worry about her grades... Really."

When Teacher Hui took the class before, she never cared whether Fang Yunyan was in the classroom at noon.

Sometimes, Teacher Hui will give Fang Yunyan a question alone.

After all, what Teacher Hui taught in class, Fang Yunyan did it all right the day before.

Just as Zoffelan was thinking about how to explain the situation to the teacher she was familiar with.

The teacher who believes in diligence suddenly realized: "It turns out to be Fang Yunyan, she didn't come if she didn't come. You should do the questions first."

“…”

Since the whole class knows that Fang Yunyan never spends the night, she must sleep after a nap.

She is no longer simply a scholar, but a master and a scholar.

Seeing the attitude of the teachers now, everyone thinks that...it seems quite normal.

Well, ok.

The days passed by like this until three days before the exam.

The final was held in the Middle School Affiliated to Shucheng University.

This annex is located in the southwest of the country, and the food is like clouds.

Chen Ling said: "There are many places where you can take pictures! I heard that there are also physical stores of Hanfu, Yunyan, you must promise me to try Hanfu."

Fang Yunyan: "…"

Suddenly I feel like a little rag doll, the kind that doesn't have the slightest backhand.

Zoffelan has never targeted her since she realized the truth of Yunyan's learning god.

Instead, it will automatically turn off the lights when Yunyan sleeps.

But after the initial target, they and Yunyan could never be as close as Chen Ling and Yunyan.

This is because we are training in the provincial team, and everyone spends 95% of their energy on learning.

Interpersonal communication is all about fate.

Congeniality is the most important thing.

Just when Chen Ling planned a trip to Shu for Yunyan, Zhuo Feilan came over.

Chen Lingji's voice stopped, raised her elbows on Yunyan's shoulders, and looked at Zhuo Feilan with her.

Chen Ling asked with a smile, "Is the Xueba not studying now?"

Now is the relaxation time given by Mr. Hui, mainly to let everyone adjust their mentality. Don't be nervous when you go to the exam room tomorrow.

Zoffelan's eyes were filled with her constant cheer for herself.

"If you don't study now, you will know what you should know. If you don't, you will see fate in the exam room."

Speaking, she was thinking about her original intention of coming here, and the other side Yunyan said: "Yunyan, it was my fault for targeting you at first, I'm sorry. Now I think you are really a good person. People, not only in study, you... I ask you questions, and you answer me without secret. I really admire you. I hope you can achieve good results in the finals this time, and you will definitely be able to enter the national team of!"

Yunyan said with a smile in her eyes, "Thank you, and I hope you can perform well in the finals. What happened before is because everyone is not familiar with it, I don't think it's anything, you don't want it either. Take it to heart. Take the exam well."

Zoffelan nodded wildly under the gaze of Yunyan.

Then laughed along with her.

The friendship between the scholars may have been obtained through lectures.

They didn't keep their voices low, and almost everyone around them could hear them.

But everyone didn't care about any strange targets, and the focus was mainly on the last blessing.

“If you want me to say, Yunyan will definitely shine in the finals.”

"That's right, Yunyan learned so much that I reported to our teacher one night, and he was shocked."

A boy who was standing with Lu Lin wondered: "I'm the only one who cares if you all call Fang Yunyan Yunyan? When did you become so familiar with others?"

“…Hmph, the **** of learning doesn’t know me, but I know the **** of learning.”

"I whispered in my heart, you still care about me."

"I have taken a copy of the exam paper for the God of Learning, and the rounding is that the God of Learning gives me questions every day. Is it wrong for me to call it that with such a familiar relationship?"

The boy who asked the question was like a hornet's nest, and he was immediately besieged by his brothers.

He hurriedly said, "I don't dare to care, I don't dare to care, big brother, I was wrong, learning God is everyone's cloud."

Fang Yunyan: "...?"

With everyone's commotion, half an hour passed quickly.

I don't know who said 'Oops, I'm so **** nervous'.

The entire classroom suddenly fell silent.

The smiling expression just now is still fixed on his face, but there is panic in his eyes.

—Who the **** isn't nervous.

This is a battle of fate.

It is a battle of honor.

The math competition has reached the level of being able to participate in the provincial team.

Even if you don't get the national award, you still have the chance to send Qingbei.

Because, on the night of the finals, the teachers in Qingbei will adopt a 'blind signing' policy according to the students' situation.

Regardless of the score of this test, I will directly sign a contract with a certain department of Tsinghua/Peking University.

The contract binds both parties at the same time.

So, Qingbei is not everyone's final dream.

The honors you can earn after participating in the finals.

Not only for themselves, but also for the school, for their own provincial team, and for their own country.

"I really want to join the national team and go to the IMO!"

"Brother, me too, our country hasn't won a gold medal in eight years."

"Every time I see this news, my heart aches."

"What's the use of heartache, we probably won't even get into the national team."

"In 36 provinces, nearly 400 people participated in the finals, and only five or six people could participate in the IMO..."

Mr. Hui Hongji just came in with everyone's registration form and heard the last sentence on the spot.

He smiled and said: "You guys think farther than me. It's really hard to participate in IMO. If you can get the first national team and enter the national team, it is better than anything else."

Some students asked: "How many National Firsts did our province have last year?"

"You still ask our teacher this question, and you are not afraid that the teacher will beat you up. We only had one National First in our province last year."

More than 20 people participated in the finals, and only one national first prize was won.

This ratio is ironic.

There have been many posts on the Orsay Forum discussing this.

The words of the past years are worse than the words—

"The provincial team of 25 players, one from the country one, and one from the country two or three, what a fairy province this is."

"If I were the teacher of their provincial team, I would never apply for so many places every year. It's a shame."

"The math competition is based on how many people win the prize, not how many people take the test."

"I heard that there are only six provincial teams in a province, and they won three national firsts and three national twos."

"Haha, I also know that province. I heard that the teachers in Qingbei now take students to sign blindly at night when they hear about this province."

—Regardless of the final results, directly sign the contract with Qingbei.

"To tell the truth, according to the gossip, Qingbei blindly signed six students from this fairy province last year, and all six of them were national three. I heard that the teachers are all remorseful. ."

"Hahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter, why don't there be one country, two countries, one?"

"Math competition, vegetables are the original sin."

Mr. Hui sent the registration form and said, "You still have time to read the forum. It seems that I have given you too little homework."

We have been with Teacher Hui for a long time, and everyone is not afraid of him.

There are boys below: "You said that there is no homework today, and there is no time to talk about the plane tomorrow morning."

"Brother Hui, we are so nervous."

"Yeah, I'm also nervous about writing questions, and even more nervous sitting here."

Hui Hongji stood on the podium and asked Yunyan to put away the completed forms.

Then the question asked: "Let me count, how many people feel nervous?"

Instead of asking 'how many people know this question' every time, they just raise a few hands.

This time, everyone basically raised their paws.

Hui Hongji counted for a while, and said angrily: "There are twenty-four people in total, and forty hands are raised. You are very capable."

"I'm twice as nervous!"

"Me too!"

Hui Hongji sighed: "You guys are nervous, what can I do? Why don't you all practice deep breathing?"

"…God take a **** deep breath."

"Don't say it, it seems really useful."

"I rely on you, brother, practice qigong in this posture."

Mr. Hui teased everyone, without talking nonsense, and said, "Since you are all nervous, then I will arrange something to make everyone less nervous."

"Damn it! Do I want to see Teacher Hui's unique skills?"

"I've taken out my phone to record."

Hui Hongji said, "A unique skill? Don't look at the mess on the forum in advance. That classmate, I saw your mobile phone, come and put it on the podium."

“???”

"Why doesn't Brother Hui allow everyone to take pictures?"

"I finally know why this is just a rumor."

—There has always been a mysterious incident in the provincial team, that is, Teacher Hui has a magical magic.

Cats can be summoned.

Someone posted 'awsl! Brother Hui took my phone because I photographed cats! ’

The following group of people lashed out at Teacher Hui Hongji.

After a while, the landlord came back and was very puzzled 'How can you say that about Brother Hui? Although he didn't let me shoot me, I was desperate, but I love him! ’

Later, some people thought that this post was hyped by Hui Hongji himself.

"My real name, I am Wang Yukun of the 2017 provincial team, I love Brother Hui. I added, although he won't let me shoot cats."

"My real name, I am Chen Li of the 2017 provincial team, I love Brother Hui. I added, although he won't let me shoot cats."

“…”

This post was deleted shortly after.

I heard that the poster was also threatened by Teacher Hui Hongji.

In addition to the fierce name of Teacher Hui in previous years, there are not many people who believe this post.

Therefore, since then, the provincial team has spread rumors that "Mr. Hui Hongji is so fierce, everyone is not allowed to play with mobile phones, and you must not offend".

Brother Hui really pretended to be fierce.

But he didn't expect that among the students in this class, there was a magical seed player, Lu Lin.

He picked up Mr. Hui Hongji's magical ability and what he was about to do from the small news early.

But he only told a few people in his dormitory, so that when the whole class knew the news, they would have less expectations for Teacher Hui's specialty.

To be honest, Lu Lin likes the provincial team very much.

Scholars who like their dormitory very much.

—because they all have a heart of constant gossip, just like themselves.

Mr. Hui was worried about being photographed. After receiving everyone's mobile phones, she said, "Okay, the decompression time begins now."

With that, he began to whistle.

Someone in the class was talking: "…Brother Hui is worried that we will whistle when we film him performing?"

"To tell the truth, if I perform like this, I'm also afraid of being photographed." It will definitely become popular when it is transmitted to Douyin.

But before they could finish speaking, they saw a big fat orange appear by the window!

When the orange cat saw Teacher Hui, the sturdy body jumped in through the window.

Jump to the podium in a few hoops.

His head arched and arched in Brother Hui's hands.

There is only the sound of everyone breathing in in the classroom.

No one dared to speak out for fear of scaring the cat away.

Everyone knows that the cats of the provincial team are very good, but they did not expect to be so good!

At this time, Brother Hui patted the fat orange on the head, "Go and call a group of companions over, and give you some extra food at night."

Everyone thought that Fat Orange would be so spiritually obedient.

I don't even dare to take a sip.

I saw the orange cat 'swish' and collapsed into a mass of cat cakes on the podium.

Slim legs stand up.

As if accusing 'stupid humans'.

"Woooooo, what kind of fairy Hui brother is this, he can actually summon orange cats."

"The fat orange is also very handsome when she is disobedient in the end."

Brother Hui said, "Since you don't go, I can only continue to call the cat."

With that, he began to whistle again.

Then, blue and white, three flowers popped up continuously on the windowsill... The cats of the provincial team basically came over.

The whole class exploded

"!! Immortal Hui brother!"

"This summoning technique! I cried! Brother Hui actually decompressed us like this. I really love Brother Hui."

Chen Ling looked at the tablemate who always said '嘤嘤嘤' before with a look of disbelief.

"Wake up, you're a man."