I Am The Only One Who Doesn’t Know I Am The Master

Night is coming.

"come in."

Lin Zhishui hugged Xiao Bomei, turned the key, opened the door and walked in. He casually said to Yan Shuishui behind him, "It's a bit crude, don't mind, there are women's slippers over there. If you don't dislike it, you can put them on."

"I don't dislike it, I don't dislike it, it's just to disturb you."

Yan Shuishui said quickly, followed Lin Zhishui into the house with some trepidation, and subconsciously looked at the furnishings and decoration of the house.

Is this... the residence of the almighty immortals and gods in the mortal world?

Sure enough... um, really simple.

Looking at this simple and ordinary room in terms of decoration and home appliances, Yan Shuishui thought about it for three and a half times, but he didn't expect any suitable words of praise.

However, for seniors like Senior Lin, who have even seen the scenery of the heavenly world, the splendor and wealth of the mortal world are nothing. The golden and jade palaces and mansions and castles are only the residences of mortals, and how can they compare to the heavens? Palace?

Perhaps... this kind of ordinary life in simple notation is the return to the basics that Senior Lin yearns for.

"I don't know if she's awake, let me see."

After Lin Zhishui changed his slippers, he hid Xiao Bomei under the dining table, shooed it, and let it hide for a while to surprise Xiao Snake, then walked to She Xilu's bedroom door.

Just as he was about to smash the door, the bedroom door opened from the inside.

"Uh..." Lin Zhishui looked at his little snake in surprise and almost didn't recognize it.

She Xilu usually has her hair disheveled, with a rubber band tied at the back of her head at most, and she wears a pair of thick and large black round-rimmed glasses. Her face is also pale and haggard because she has been staying at home for a long time without seeing the sun. The clothes have always been very simple and fat home clothes.

But today, she has a neat ponytail, her face is turned upside down, her complexion is much better than before, and she has taken off her big, stupid glasses, probably wearing contact lenses and moist pink lips. Fen bit lightly, as if she had put on lipstick. Compared with the past, her appearance was instantly improved by more than two grades.

Even her clothes were replaced with the big T-shirt and shorts that I bought for her last time but never wore. Part of the hem of the T-shirt was tucked into her pants and rolled up and tied in a knot. It looks like she went to school from Douyin. The way of wearing it looks very youthful.

To put it simply, the ten-point system means that it has changed from six and a half points to nine points.

Although Lin Zhishui knew that the little snake was coming because Yan Shuishui was coming, in order to show her status as the hostess of the family, she would dress up, but she did not expect that she would be so beautiful after cleaning up?

"Look... what to look at..."

She Xilu blushed when he stared at him, she couldn't help lowering her head slightly, this was the first time she had tried this feeling.

A year ago, when the online dating came out, she didn't plan to see Lin Zhishui, so she didn't clean up herself much, and she still wore the glasses that blocked her appearance.

And in the past two days, because of eating that little pan peach, my complexion has improved a lot, and my skin has become better.

However, my myopia has not recovered. It seems that Xiaopantao does not treat myopia, but another one of her 'Youchan' said that as long as she can practice, her spiritual power will be enough to recover on the first day.

"Let me tell you, this mortal is just interested in your beauty."

With the sound of hissing snakes, Youchan hummed in her mind: "A mortal's liking is nothing but coveting your beauty. If you are also a mortal, when you are old, are you sure he still likes you?"

'you shut up. ' She Xilu replied in her heart.

"You look good, but who do you look at?"

Lin Zhishui smiled, took Xiao Snake's slender hand, turned around and said to Yan Shuishui, "Xiao Shui, this is my girlfriend, She Xilu, you can call her Xiao Snake or Sister Xiao She."

Although She Xilu found that the girl in front of her who looked more nervous than her seemed to be a mortal person, she still said a little nervously: "Sister Snake, my name is Yan Shui Shui, and I'm learning calligraphy with my seniors recently."

"Hello." She Xilu kept her calm and nodded to her.

"Sister Snake, you...you are so beautiful." Yan Shuishui didn't know how to praise a mortal, but he could only praise him for being beautiful.

"You, too." She Xilu smiled.

Lin Zhishui couldn't help but chuckle.

Today, the little snake girl plans to keep her words like gold, to prevent Yan Shuishui from finding out that she is stuttering?

He patted the little snake on the back and said with a smile: "You guys go to the living room and sit, I'll go make tea."

She Xilu said quickly, "I'll come."

Lin Zhishui glanced at her with a smile, nodded and said, "Okay, then you come."

She Xilu rolled her eyes at him, then turned and walked into the kitchen.

And the voice of the secluded chan mixed with the chirping of snakes also sounded in her mind: "This girl is a cultivator, look at the breath... It should be the inheritance of the dharma body of the fellow Gonggong, but only the second day is closed, and a cultivator of hers is still with her. Lin Zhishui learns to practice calligraphy?"

'Maybe Lin Zhishui is also hidden? ’ She Xilu was making tea while thinking back to her.

"You still think so? I almost thought so when I noticed his breath that day."

Youchan in her mind said lightly: "But I thought about it afterwards, how could one of the few I can't see through, how could it be possible to give up the cultivation that penetrates the sky and the earth, and be reincarnated as a mortal? Eighty percent of them were deliberately replaced by those people. He has deceived the secret, so my spiritual sense can't sense it."

'What if one of the few you can't see through can't figure it out? ' She Xilu hummed to herself.

"There is such a possibility." Youchan sneered: "But do you think that there is a possibility of shielding him from heaven, or giving up all reincarnation, which is more likely?"

She Xilu was speechless, just making tea in a sullen mood.

"You also understand that these two possibilities are incomparable at all. Even if those few want to come to the world, they only need a projection of divine sense incarnation, so why give up everything?"

Youchan said flatly: "So the Lin Zhishui you like is just a mortal person. It is estimated that Yan Shuishui only knew him in the process of entering the world to cultivate, and followed him to learn calligraphy. The practitioners of this era are not In the past, those who were high above the world were cultivators of immortality, and it was normal for them to be mixed with mortals when they entered the world.”

'What happened to the mortals? I like it, I want him! When I succeed in my cultivation, I have to find a way to help him prolong his life! ' She Xilu pushed back in her heart angrily.

"Whatever you want, but wait a while, you can take the opportunity to talk to that Yan Shuishui."

Youchan said: "She is a practitioner of the Taoist tradition of dirty earth and wood, which happens to be the realm of the second day. She can help you preside over the altar of prayer for heaven and help you enter the Tao, and this Taoist's 'Nuwa' Dharma Body Road , it happens to be the path that can be passed, and it is also very suitable for snakes like us, when you choose the Nuwa Dharma Body, you can start practicing."

'What should I tell her? ' She Xilu was a little embarrassed~www.wuxiaspot.com~ She was a little afraid to talk to others, let alone make such a request.

"If you can't do it, leave it to me later. I'll tell her that I can pretend to be the reincarnation of a fairy." Youchan said.

‘Then… okay, but don’t mess around. ' She Xilu ordered in her heart.

Youchan said lightly: "I see, it's just a small mortal practitioner, she will understand as long as I use some random means."

"Um?"

At this moment, She Xilu suddenly felt something rubbed against her calf. She couldn't help but look down. Her beautiful eyes suddenly widened, revealing a look of surprise: "Ah, where is the puppy?"

Youchan said in her mind: "It was brought back by Lin Zhishui, I guess he wants to surprise you, it's boring... mortals like to do something useless, if he knows that we are the root cause of cutting off the monsters, Why would you bring a pet to you?"

‘You are not allowed to talk about him. Two days ago he said he would help me pick a puppy, and he brought it back today, and it’s my favorite Pomeranian. ’

She Xilu sighed quietly in her heart, then squatted down, looked at Xiao Bomei with a smile, and said softly, "Hello."

‘Let’s have a good relationship with this mortal first… Hmph, for the sake of your cute looks, allow you to touch me. ' Xiao Bomei murmured in her heart, then stuck out her tongue, wagging her tail, and licked She Xilu's fingertips.

"Yeah, you're so cute, so good." She Xilu patted Xiao Bomei's head in surprise.

"Huh? This dog..."

At this moment, Youchan in her mind said in surprise: "This... isn't this a tengu? How could it be a pet he gave you???"

PS: (piao, guess what this word is?)