I Am Stupid, Who Do I Fear?

Zhong Langxi scratched his head and said with a smile: "Brother Prince, don't be angry, I am such a person, I have told you whether I can do it, you have to ask me to go, and I am not the one with the soldiers!"

"Then what can you do, you know girl picking! Did you enter the palace again last night?"

"No, no." Zhong Langxi's eyes flashed.

Zhong Langyao saw it all at once: "You! Recently, the courage is getting bigger and bigger, so dare to enter the palace and fool with her, don't kill you!"

Zhong Langxi scratched her head embarrassedly: "Brother, don't people like her!"

"Like your size, she is your mother concubine in name. Do you know? I should say hello! You honestly told me that Princess Zheng hasn't come this month yet?"

Zhong Langxi frowned: "Isn't it? I'm all in a hurry. Brother Prince, you can think of a way to let the father emperor turn the card of Princess Zheng, otherwise I'll be done."

"You, you, I said this flop, and I don't count, I can't force the father emperor to flip her!" Zhong Langyao said angrily.

"Then what to do, 80% of Princess Zheng has it. I heard from Princess Zheng that the emperor hasn't had a woman in the harem for a long time. If the emperor knows about it, then I ... Prince, you have to think of a way! "Zhong Langxi almost begged.

"You! Try to be happy and not sloppy. You said that the father emperor is so old. I am afraid that all aspects have degraded. If you let him flop, he must be able!"

Zhong Langxi thought for a while: "I heard that deer blood can aphrodisiac, elder brother, or do you want to find a way for the father emperor to enter deer blood?" Zhong Langxi finished looking at the prince with begging eyes.

The prince frowned: "I will one day ruin your hands!"

"I beg the crown prince, as long as you help me settle this matter, I will listen to you in the future, no matter what you let me do, if I say nothing, my mother is not raised."

The prince thought for a while: "Okay! I will look for Herod to see if there is any way."

"Thank you, prince! Thank you, prince!" Zhong Langxi's face suddenly smiled into a flower.

Herod, the eunuch's chief, looked at a large pack of silver sent by the crown prince, and his face was longer than the bitter gourd: "Prince prince, you should spare the minions! The minions dare not to do such a big deal!

Zhong Langyao's face sank: "Isn't it just adding some deer blood to the old man's meal, and it's not poison, what are you afraid of!"

"But, but if the emperor can eat that thing, can it be sustained, in case ..."

"In case of a fart, even if there is, then the new emperor is me, what are you afraid of. I can warn you, don't you help me in this matter, don't ask me in the future!"

Zhong Langyao is the most effective move. Who dares to offend the future emperor, who does not want to have a good future, but this is too risky!

auzw.com "Then, the minion will try it! But in case the emperor has something to lose, prince, you can spare the dog's life!" Herod pleaded tremblingly.

Zhong Langyao waved his hand: "Okay, okay, as long as you do this well, everything else is easy to say. By the way, if the old man wants to flop, remember to turn Zheng Shufei, otherwise we will be busy."

Herod sighed secretly in his heart. This is too difficult for a slave. Forget it. For the second half of his life, the old slave gambles!

Zhong Yehan's evening meal has always been provided by the Imperial Dining Room, and Herod is in charge, so it is still very convenient for him to do it. When he put the blood of deer into the duck soup tremblingly, his heart was still "swinging and thumping". I did this but committed the crime of bullying the king. If the emperor knew it, it would definitely be a death. what!

Zhong Yehan's appetite tonight is very good, but he has no interest in duck soup, just eating some light food. Herod stood by and prayed in his heart. He said to the emperor, you can eat the bowl of duck broth! Otherwise, my efforts will be in vain.

Zhong Yehan finally picked up the spoon, but instead of going into the duck soup, he crossed the duck meat and reached into the pigeon soup.

Herod's heart went from hope to disappointment, he said the emperor! Don't you like to drink duck soup usually, why don't you eat a bite today? If I knew this earlier, I should mix deer blood into the pigeon soup, hi! It is useless to regret now, and see if there is a miracle next. Zhong Yehan ate some dishes, and then waved his hand: "Withdraw!"

Herod's head “buzzed”, and his heart was finished, and today he is busy. However, he did not give up, he advised Zhong Yehan: "Emperor, why do you only eat so much, how do you do this, you should eat more!"

Zhong Yehan shook his head: "I have a bad appetite today and I won't eat anymore."

Herod pretended to be very loyal: "Emperor, you only eat so little, the minions look distressed, or do you want some more duck soup?" Herod said that he did not get permission from Zhong Yehan A bowl of duck soup was handed over.

Zhong Yehan didn't even think about it. He picked up the spoon and tasted it: "Why is the duck soup taste so strange today, I won't drink it, I will reward you with it!"

Herod's face was pale when he heard it: "Emperor, how do the minions drink this thing, the minions dare not dare!"

Zhong Yehan immediately became alert when he heard this. Isn't this the duck soup? Is there anything you dare to say: "Drink, please give me all to drink!"

Herod felt wronged! What's wrong with the emperor today, why do I have to let me drink this bowl of duck soup? If I drink it, I won't talk about it today. How can my incomplete person drink this aphrodisiac thing? it is good!

Zhong Yehan looked at Herod's slightly trembling hand: "Are you drinking it?"

"The minions drink, the minions drink here!" Herod knew that he could not escape, as long as he lifted his neck to dry the duck soup. Zhong Yehan sat down satisfactorily: "Accept, accept."

Several young eunuchs immediately took the plate away carefully, and Zhong Yehan slowly stood up and said to Herod: "If you go to Yushu with me, I still have a few awards without approval."

"Minions obey the purpose!" Herod had no other choice but to promise at this time.

When he came to the Imperial Academy, Zhong Yehan began to review the performances. To say that the emperor's job is busy and busy, whether he is busy or not, he mainly looks at the emperor himself. If the emperor wants to dominate, then the emperor is the busiest person in the world; if the emperor is a playboy, the emperor is a pleasant and relaxed errand, busy and not busy all in the emperor, Zhong Yehan obviously belongs to the former.

Herod stood beside Zhong Yehan, and began to play drums in his heart. He said that I only drank deer blood. Will it react if I drink it? The more Herod wanted to feel something strange, the more he felt the urge to linger for a long time. Slowly, he seemed to feel that his body began to heat up, and some areas began to swell, although the main part no longer exists, but the surrounding area There will still be reactions, especially in the brain. As the saying goes, the brain is the general commander of the whole body. If he is interested in anything, then the other parts of his body must cooperate, even if there are no organs.

Herod couldn't stand it anymore. He wanted to find a place to lie down to ease some psychological needs. But looking at the stack of twists and turns on the table, he was disappointed, when did he have to see it!