I Am Really Not The Great Demon King

"Listen to me. This time, no mistakes are allowed. You must obediently listen to the orders of my good brother Lai Zihou and me. If anyone makes mistakes, don't blame me for not giving him face. "

"This time, whoever gets into trouble doesn't have to be so troublesome. You don't have to cut your hands or feet, goug your eyes and cut your nose. It's very simple, just one word, death! Whoever does it wrong is death! "

After saying a word, Black Tiger Boss Hao looked at the crowd with a gloomy expression, and said coldly.

At this time, everyone just thought about the hot 80,000 silver ticket that was about to get in hand next.

I think of my five people, if they can divide the 80,000 taels of silver tickets, they will have no worries about food and clothing in the second half of their lives. From now on, everyone will hide their names and find a place, no matter if they live in seclusion in that small mountain village, they will be a farmer and servant like a cloud. The small landlord was still hidden in the city, and the emperor of the Jin Dynasty bought three or two shops, real estate, and became a wealthy man. Or if you have greater ambitions, you can use the money to recruit troops, run rampantly in these three no matter areas, and be a lawless landlord is a very good and very attractive choice.

Therefore, for the words of Black Tiger Hao, the other three immediately agreed.

On one side, the monkey on one side looked like the others, and agreed with joy, with a cheerful appearance that fell completely into Qian's eyes.

Boss Heihu Hao felt even more relieved when he saw the four people's unpromising appearance.

And when everyone was pregnant with ghosts, finally, the two brothers Wu Feifan and Wu Jinsong, who were not far away, pushed away the chairs behind them, and stood up awkwardly.

Thanks to them, they were able to stand up even after they drank nearly twenty catties of spirits.

The shopkeeper on one side saw two wealthy customers stand up, thinking that they were going to go back to the guest room to rest, and hurriedly went to help Wu Feifan who seemed to be drinking more seriously among the other party.

Unexpectedly, Xiao Er in the shop, before he touched Wu Feifan’s shoulder, he was pushed aside by Wu Feifan. He only heard Wu Feifan speak with a big tongue: "Leave me alone, I’m not drunk, I can still drink 20 catties now. Believe it or not, wine?"

The shop Xiaoer secretly smirked in his heart, saying that I believe you are a big-headed ghost, but on the surface he must be careful to accompany him with a smile: "Of course, the son is rare in the world to be drunk with a thousand cups. We are all there to see. I admire the son in my heart, how could the son be drunk?"

Who knows that Dian Xiaoer was just halfway through, and Wu Feifan glanced at him coldly, interrupted with a sneer, and then said: "Huh, I know what you are thinking, but I don’t care about the villain, and I’m too lazy to have **** with you. If you care, just listen to my instructions. As long as you listen to my instructions, not only will this son not punish you, but he will also reward you with a lot of money."

He took out a handful of silver beans from his arms and threw them into the hands of the shop Xiaoer. Then he continued to speak with his tongue out, and said: "My son will go out soon, so go and prepare something for my son. As long as those things are ready, the rest of the money will be used as a reward for you."

The second person in the shop listened to the other party's words and saw the silver beans that the other party had handed over to him. He couldn't help but bloomed, thinking that the table of wine and food that the other party had just ate just now, added together, is not worth the other party to hand over to him. One of the silver beans in it.

Now the other party just asked himself to prepare something and gave him so many silver beans. He couldn't help but be overjoyed, and the other party sneered at his own affairs, nodded and bowed quickly, stood in front of the other party respectfully, and asked Wu Feifan to give instructions at any time.

Wu Feifan heard this, and could not help but secretly said in his heart: "Ordinary people have a saying that being rich can make ghosts grind, and before I thought that these gold and silver objects are safe for money. One can't eat, two can't drink, and three can't be used for spiritual practice. I didn’t use it, but I didn’t expect it to be so useful for the poor. Looking at the shop’s appearance, as long as I give enough money, I’m afraid it’s not difficult for him to kill."

Thinking of this, Wu Feifan’s mouth showed a weird smile, and then he used his big tongue to pretend to be drunk and said: "I want something, you can write it down, um, you can help me prepare the best chicken in the shop. Duck and fish are placed in a food container."

The shop Xiaoer couldn't help but secretly said: "These two princes, are they starving to death and reborn, have eaten so much, why don't they seem to be full now, and they will continue to eat."

The shop Xiaoer thought to himself, and respectfully replied repeatedly, indicating that there was no problem at all.

However, Wu Feifan didn't care what the shop Xiaoer's mind was thinking about. He continued speaking with his tongue out: "In addition, let me ask you, you are three miles away from the inn near the steep mountain road, how high is the cliff under the mountain road? "

The second shopkeeper couldn’t help but smile and said, “My son, you’re asking the right person. If you’re asking someone else, I’m afraid you’ll have all the spit in your mouth, and you may not know the answer. Fortunately, the little one is under the cliff. They have also collected herbs on the cliff, so they just know the height of the cliff."

Wu Feifan listened to the nonsense of this shop's little second mouth, and was confused, and Ying suddenly sank and said: "Don't talk nonsense, how can I listen to you talking so much nonsense, my master didn't give you a reward, just know you To put it bluntly, what do you do with so much nonsense?"

The shop Xiaoer listened to Wu Feifan's words, and laughed again and again, and then hurriedly said: "That section of the mountain road does not seem to be very high, but in fact the cliffs there are as high as thirty or forty feet."

"Thirty or forty feet?" Wu Feifan could not help but a strange look appeared on his face. At such a height, if he is a brave person who has no rest, he has no rest, and if he falls down, he will probably lose half his life if he does not die.

Then I listened to Wu Feifan staring at Xiaoer dimly, and continued to ask: "Is there a height of thirty or forty meters? If a carriage falls down at this height, do you think the person in the carriage has survived? Is it possible?"

After listening to the other party's words, the shop Xiaoer meditated for a moment, and his face was embarrassed. In the end he hesitated and said: "Since the son asked the little one, the little one only told the truth. The height of thirty or forty feet, the carriage fell down, definitely The powder that was about to fall was shattered. As for the people inside, the little one didn’t know and didn’t dare to talk nonsense, but the little one knew that even those small animals with flexible legs and feet would be the same if they accidentally fell off the cliff. The seven holes bleed from the fall, the bones shattered every inch, and those who died couldn't die anymore."

"When I was young, I lived at the foot of the mountain, and I often picked up the carcasses of those small animals under the cliffs. Many small animals just walked or flew, and one fell off the mountain accidentally and died. There has never been an exception. ."

This time, although Xiao Er from the shop was talking about Luo Li, but the unexpected Wu Feifan did not interrupt. After the other party finished speaking, Wu Feifan sighed for a long time, as if he really had an excellent friend who fell below the cliff. .

Even the people in the Black Tiger Hall not far away saw the expression on Wu Feifan’s face. Although he didn’t know what he was talking about, it could be seen from his expression that he was probably saving his two brothers. People, but eventually fell to the cliff with the carriage together with the death of everyone, feel sad.

Then I saw Wu Feifan suddenly gritted his teeth, facing the shop second, and said very emotionally: "I don't care, as long as there is a glimmer of hope, I will try to rescue them, even if they are really dead, I can't. Let them smash their corpses in the wilderness and be trampled on by wild beasts. Yes, they want to see people when they live, and they want to see corpses when they die. As long as there is a glimmer of hope, I will save them back. Even if they are really dead, I will also save them. Their corpses were recovered, and they were pulled back to converge."

Then categorically ordered: "I want a fifty-foot-long rope. No matter what method you use or how you find it, you must bring it to me tonight."

Xiaoer was silent for a moment, but finally agreed.

Then Wu Feifan continued: "In addition, I want you to prepare a pot of the best wine and some joss stick paper money. Well, that's it for the time being, you should prepare it first, the sooner the better."

Xiao Er listened to what the other party said, and hurriedly dared to prepare. Wu Feifan and Wu Jinsong did not sit down, and stood there, watching wobbly and waiting. It seemed that they would fall to the ground due to drunkenness at any time, but he After standing for a long time, in the end he never fell to the ground.

Not far away, the black tiger boss Hao who patiently observed Wu Feifan and Wu Jinsong watched their expressions while slowly whispering: "Where their carriage fell, is it near a cliff three miles away? ?"

"It's such a long road, and it's a mountain road. I am afraid that I may not be able to feel it all night, and the two of them are still two big dogs with no hands and weak winds. The cliffs and cliffs along the road are extremely dangerous. I am afraid. The two of them accidentally fell under the cliff before the place arrived."

Seeing the black tiger boss Hao with a worried look, the ridiculous monkey on the side smiled, looked at the black tiger boss, and then said confidently: "Then what's there to worry about? The destination of the two of them is a cliff three miles away. , The destination of our Black Tiger Hall is not on the cliff three miles away."

"At night, the mountain road is difficult and dangerous, and few people walk. You only need to walk one mile and turn over the rock one mile away, which is a deserted place. Why should we go to the cliff three miles away and start under the rock one mile away. Isn’t it a good place for us to kill people and make money and collect money? After receiving their money, throw their corpses directly into the valley, and let them disappear without knowing it. Wouldn’t it be better? ?"

After listening to Lai Pihou's suggestion, the black tiger boss Hao's eyes lit up, and he kept shouting.

Others listened to it, and they were busy praising Lapi Monkey for thinking of a good idea.

This time, their praise was sincere. After all, after walking so far on the mountain road, they accidentally fell under the cliff, and the catastrophe was overwhelming.

Lai Pi Monkey helped them avoid the mountain roads in two miles of land. There is no reason for them not to be grateful for praise.