I Am Mr. Yin Yang, I Like The Live Broadcast To Scare The Big Honey

No one expected this time,

A handful of burning pine incense,

still the burning end,

This goes straight into the mouth,

Doesn't the tongue have to be scalded?

Cao Weishuan was dumbfounded.

Subconsciously want to stop,

at this moment,

Suddenly, he heard a terrible scream in his ear,

His body couldn't help shivering,

Immediately afterwards, he was stunned to see,

A gust of yellow air rushed out from his son's forehead,

Who has seen such a terrible sight.

Cao Weishuan and his wife immediately petrified, their faces pale with horror.

But the yellow gas is rushing left and right,

Want to slip inside the wall.

"Have you left yet?"

Yang Lin chuckled, and put his hands in his arms,

A talisman appears between the fingers,

next moment,

The talisman releases a golden light that only Yang Lin can see,

The golden glow swayed, and the yellow air was absorbed into it,

Disappear.

Yang Lin stuffed the talisman into his bosom as if nothing had happened.

Then he took the handful of incense out of Cao Xiaolong's mouth,

Throw it on the ground and stamp it out.

"Okay, done!"

Yang Lin clapped his hands.

As soon as he finished speaking,

Cao Xiaolong on the Kang let out a cry:

"Dad, Mom

Cao Weishuan and his wife were excited,

Run quickly to your son,

But found that his son's mouth is fine,

Not even a little incense ash.

"Xiaolong, Xiaolong, are you alright?"

"Mom, I feel so hungry, so hungry.

Cao Xiaolong cried and said.

"Mom is going to cook for you now, and I'm going to cook for you now."

outside the yard,

Listening to the cries of several people in the room,

Lin Xiaoxiao secretly asked:

"Boss, that kid, what's going on?"

Yang Lin smiled and said:

"It's nothing but ghosts, not worth mentioning, and now it's gone.

"Wow, boss, you can also cast down demons and slay demons, that's amazing" Five Two Seven.

Lin Xiaoxiao looked at Yang Lin adoringly,

Now she feels more and more that the boss is powerful.

Knowing how to draw talismans and catch demons,

Moreover, so many celebrities and rich people are respectful to their bosses,

Treat your boss like a god.

Maybe it’s just me because I’m with my boss all day,

I don't think so.

While thinking about it,

Cao Weishuan came out with red eyes,

With a plop, he knelt down in front of Yang Lin.

"Mr. Xie saved my son, thank you doctor.

Yang Lin stretched out his hand to help him up, and said with a smile:

"It's just a little effort, no thanks.

Then he remembered something and said:

"By the way, take good care of that big rooster, don't kill it."

Rooster Siyang, exorcising evil Tongtian.

There are records about the rooster to ward off evil spirits in the Jin Dynasty's "Shi Yi Ji" and the Southern Dynasty's "Jingchu Sui Shi Ji".

It can be seen that the ancients knew the function of the rooster to ward off evil spirits.

Cao Weishuan naturally nodded repeatedly:

"Sir, today is late, I will take you back tomorrow.

Yang Lin thought about it,

It's eleven o'clock now,

It's really not suitable for traveling.

He nodded and agreed.

Cao Weishuan looked very happy and said:

"I've cleaned up the house on the east side, where you and this girl will live tonight, I'm too busy and it's very hot.

Well……

Yang Lin was dumbfounded, and couldn't help but glance at Lin Xiaoxiao.

Who knows that Lin Xiaoxiao, a silly girl, hasn't reacted yet,

He said happily:

"Well, I haven't slept on the hot kang for a long time."

$78...

Yang Lin was speechless for a while,

Do what you like, do what you want.

As a result, I waited in the room,

Lin Xiaoxiao was dumbfounded.

"Old... Boss, we... we sleep together?"

"That's not bad? Weren't you quite happy just now?"

"Huh? But.....I..."

Lin Xiaoxiao's face was red to the base of her neck.

He lowered his head and stopped talking.

Now the question is,

Cao Weishuan's house is just such a living room,

if you don't sleep,

I have to stand in the yard to freeze.

Didn't you see that the four people in the family squeezed into one kang?

Fortunately, Cao Weishuan also put two quilts on the kang,

It's not like letting two people squeeze into a bed.

There was no way, Lin Xiaoxiao could only blushed and chose the corner next to the wall,

I dare not take off my clothes,

Just like that, he got into bed.

Seeing this, Yang Lin fell asleep on the edge of the Kang.

after lying down,

don't feel sleepy,

I remembered that I promised my water friends to show them Feng Shui today,

As a result, I forgot when I got out of the car and gave away the live broadcast.

I can't sleep now anyway,

Simply click on the live broadcast again.

"Holy shit, Master Fa is actually broadcasting live in the middle of the night

"An anecdote through the ages, Master Fa, why are you broadcasting live now?"

"Fortunately, I haven't slept yet, or I will regret it to death."

"Master Fa, where are you? How do you feel about being above?"

As soon as the broadcast started, the barrage began to fly randomly.

Looking at these bullet screens,

Yang Lin also smiled,

He took a picture of the surrounding area with his mobile phone and said:

"This water friend, you are right, I am on the kang."

As a result, as soon as he finished speaking, the barrage in the live broadcast room exploded:

"Oh no, Master Fa, wait a minute, turn the phone around forty-five degrees, let me see who is over there?"

"I'll go, long hair, baby girl.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah, you have changed, Master Fa, you actually slept on the same kang with a woman."

"I didn't see it clearly, Master Fa, can we take a look again?"

"Kneel and beg to have a look."

Yang Lin is also speechless,

He just forgot,

As a result, Xiaoxiao was photographed,

So helplessly, he patted Xiao Xiao, whose head was covered,

Speechless said:

"What are you talking about? This is Xiaoxiao. It's too late to leave today, so I can only live here temporarily."

"Oh, it's Xiaoxiao, who do I think?"

"Then it's not surprising, Master Fa and Xiaoxiao sleep on the same kang, no problem."

"That's right, Master Fa and Xiao Xiaoxie are fine together.

"Pass it on, send and take a nap.

"Pass it on, Lord Fa put the little one to sleep."

"Pass it on, Xiaoxiao put Master Fa to sleep..."

 …

"Whoever passes it on to me, whose homepage will I enter!"

Yang Lin also lost his temper by the strange barrage of these water friends,

Can only sacrifice the big killer again.

This trick is also tried and tested,

In an instant, the strange barrage disappeared.

Friends of the water have said:

"Father, what are you doing?"

"Aren't you just kidding? Is it worth saying such a scary thing?"

"That's right."

After making a fuss for a while, Yang Lin also had nothing else to do,

Then I took the water friends and started to watch the video again.

But just brushed a few,

The familiar system text pops up:

[Ding! Service object detected, ID: Cao Jiasheng]

[Death forecast: 80% of fatalities due to accidents within one hour]

[Recommend the host to pay attention]

Out of luck?

Yang Lin froze for a moment.

This was the first time he had seen someone die because of accidents.

What is calamity?

"Out of calamity" is also called "Hui Sha" or "Hui calamity".

According to folklore, Lord Yama tied the souls of the dead with hemp rope or iron chains,

Assign the little devil to go home and thank the stove,

It is also the last time for the souls of the dead to return home to say goodbye,

Therefore, "disaster" is a ghost, and whoever encounters it will "suffer"

Of course, as to whether it is true or not,

Then the benevolent see benevolence and the wise see wisdom.

So, how do you know the time when someone dies?

This is the job of Mr. Onmyo.

When does a person "disappear" after death?

It is estimated by Mr. Yin and Yang based on the time when the deceased died,

Just look at the shape of the dead man's hand.

Men look at the left hand, women look at the right hand, the formula is as follows:

Ziwu Maoyou pinches the middle finger, Yinshen Sihai stretches the palm straight;

Chou Weichenxu clenched his fists tightly, and he had to be careful when looking at it.

According to this formula, you will know when you die.

According to the time of death, the time and location of the calamity will be assigned,

There are also formulas:

Why is the method of criticizing calamity so difficult? Months will be added to the time of death.

The man's birth is in the place of the woman's Xu, and it falls on a certain day and a certain time.

According to these two formulas,

You will know the exact time and place of disaster.

certainly,

It's not Mr. Yin Yang, even if ordinary people know the formula,

It can't be approved, or it can't be approved in time.

It is said that "calamity" is very severe,

People die when they meet people, animals die when they meet animals, and branches turn yellow when they meet trees.

There is an old saying in the northern region:

"You are limp and withered, as if your soul has been beaten by 'disaster'."

It means disaster.

therefore,

It's time for the dead to die,

All relatives and friends must be avoided,

It cannot be approached.

Yang Lin sighed for a while.

Just click on the video of Cao Jiasheng,

Send a like and follow directly,

Additional advertising words:

"Professional yin and yang, guarantee you worry-free after marriage, now you can get a 10% discount on booking.

"Fuck, Master Fa is paying attention to people again."

"I just watched the video tonight, and I followed one. It's so exciting."

"Sleepless night."

"Staying up late is worth it."

"It's the 76th, my God."

Netizens exclaimed:

The adrenaline was soaring, and Jill felt the excitement hard.

Then they ran to the video of the Cao family guy and started to leave messages:

"The burial army is haunted, and strangers should not come near."

"The table is open, the table is open."

"Young Cao family, you're going to freak out."

"Hey, although I really want to tell you, run away, but it's useless, you are being watched by Master Fa.

"Rest in peace my friend."

The mentality of these netizens of Yang Lin is very strange now.

On the one hand, I urgently hope that Yang Lin will pay more attention to others,

Come for that thrill,

But secondly, when Yang Lin pays attention,

They felt sorry again.

In short, very contradictory.

After sending likes and attention,

Yang Lin didn't stay too long,

I am going to continue to watch the videos with the water friends in the live broadcast room.

But at this moment,

A series of sounds of giving gifts suddenly sounded in his live broadcast room:

"Ding! Fat Dragon gave the anchor a supreme salute!"

"Ding! Fat Dragon gave the anchor a supreme salute!"

"Ding! Fat Dragon gave the anchor a supreme salute!"

continuous ringing

Ten times before it stopped.

A supreme salute is 6666,

Ten is more than 66,000...

This gift is not insignificant.

Netizens looked at it and exclaimed:

"Isn't this the one who connected with Master Fa in the afternoon?"

"Yeah, why did you suddenly come here to buy gifts for Master Fa?"

"Could it be because Master Fa told his fortune?"

Yang Lin smiled when he saw it, and asked:

"Panglong, are you done with your business?"

A bullet screen floated out, but there was only a short line of words:

"Thank you Faye for saving your life!!!!"

Followed by a few more supreme salute.

"I'll go, this is because I was convinced by Master Fa."

"My damn curiosity, Fat Dragon, can you tell me the specific process?"

"Could it be that the five ghosts sending evil spells really work?"

"Fuck, I want to try too."

"Try it and you'll die. Didn't you hear Master Fa said that ordinary people shouldn't use it lightly?"

In response to questions from water friends,

Panglong only posted another barrage:

"Fat Lord is always a god!"

Then it fell silent.

This endless explanation,

Make everyone more curious,

For a while, the barrage was flying around.

All of them asked the five ghosts to give them evil methods.

Seeing this, Yang Lin was about to guide everyone not to go astray.

Suddenly I heard Cao Weishuan say outside the door:

"Is sir asleep?"

Yang Lin was slightly taken aback, and replied:

"Not yet, is there something wrong?"

"Oh, it's like this sir, an old man in the village passed away, and there will be a funeral tonight, and something will happen at nine o'clock tomorrow morning, so we can only leave after twelve o'clock.

Yang Lin frowned.

Generally, after a catastrophe occurs, it takes an hour to wait.

That's two hours,

Only the remaining disasters can be dissipated.

After the stranger returns home, they have to spray wine or vinegar in each room in the yard,

Used to get rid of residual evil.

The old man in the village died,

Cao Weishuan will definitely help,

In addition to disaster,

It is not necessary to leave at twelve o'clock.

But this is also impossible,

It was caused by objective reasons, but I don't blame Cao Wei.

Yang Lin said:

"It's okay, you are busy with your work, twelve o'clock is twelve o'clock."

Cao Weishuan said outside:

"Okay, sir, rest early, I'll go to the ceremony first."

"Go."

Yang Lin replied.

Then I suddenly remembered that I just paid attention to a target who died due to accidents,

Also surnamed Cao, called Cao Jiasheng.

So he casually asked:

"Is there anyone named Cao Jiasheng in your village?"

Cao Weishuan said doubtfully:

"Yes, sir, how did you know the family was born? That was my nephew, and the one who died was his old man.

What?

Yang Lin was taken aback.

Is it such a coincidence?

It turned out that the person I brushed was actually a person from Caojiazhai.

Suddenly his heart trembled,

wrong!

Just now the system prompts that,

Cao Jiasheng died of accidents within an hour.

That is to say, tonight is the time for his old man to suffer,

not tomorrow morning.

Thinking of this, he quickly opened the way of arithmetic,

I made a fortune for Cao Weishuan.

After a calculation, my heart is also a bit thumped.

He figured out that Cao Weishuan couldn't afford to be ill because of his "misfortune" tonight,

After two or three years, he died at 2.9.

Yang Lin pondered for a moment,

Since Cao Weishuan didn't trigger Mingmu.

It also means that the system can't manage things that far away.

So he said:

"That old Cao, listen to my advice and don't go tonight."

Cao Weishuan was about to go out,

Hearing what Yang Lin said, he stopped again,

Puzzled question:

"Sir, you mean..."

Yang Lin simply told him:

"The time for you old man to be in trouble is not tomorrow morning, but tonight."

"ah?"

Cao Weishuan was stunned, and faltered:

"But... but Mr. Ke said...that means tomorrow...."

"Sir? That Mr.? My Mr., or another Mr.?"

Yang Lin smiled and said.

There is no shortage of Mr. Yin and Yang in the countryside now,

But what is missing is Mr. Yin Yang who is really capable.

The kind of half-baked ones are not only useless,

Sometimes it can be bad.

"I...I get it!! Thank you sir!"

Cao Weishuan was shocked, opened the door and ran away quickly.

Yang Lin sighed.

I also know what he went to do.

But this is also normal,

He couldn't stop it either.

I just hope those people can listen to a word of advice.

Whether he can live or not is none of his business.

Looking down, I found that the barrage in the live broadcast room was about to explode:

"Fa Ye, Fa Ye, what is Tian Yan?"

I saw that the live broadcast room was full of bullet screens like this.

So Yang Lin was patient again,

Explained to the water friends in the live broadcast room what disaster is.

After listening,

Netizens were amazed:

"Damn it, it turned out to be like this, I've always heard people say that disasters come out, but I don't know what disasters are, and today I've figured it out.

"It's no wonder that people died in our hometown. There is always a fixed time, and all relatives, friends and family members have to leave. It turns out that something happened."

"It sounds terrible, and I will never make a fuss about white things in the future."

"Thank you, Master Fa, the awkward posture has increased again.