I am farming in the real world

Chapter 25: The Real Iron Hick

“Hiss~”

Chen Jue sucked in a cold breath.

He never expected that the Iron Golems in the game, which looked not so smart and only knew how to wander around dungeons and villages, beating up wild monsters, could actually speak when brought into the real world.

You must know that in the pure version of the MC game, Iron Golems not only don't speak, but even the text status bar in front of them doesn't exist.

Only those maps with added Mod modules and plugins have similar fun features.

“This Mod is a bit intelligent!”

“Even golems have AI now?”

“It's just that being able to recruit only 100 is a bit few!”

Chen Jue circled around this big-nosed Iron Golem named Tie Yi, then curiously asked: “What can you do?”

Tie Yi stammered and replied: “As… as long as the master orders it, I can complete the basic operations in 'Minecraft'.”

Chen Jue's eyes lit up when he heard this, and he took out a [Stone Hoe] and threw it to him: “Can you farm?”

“Yes, Master!”

Tie Yi nodded, took the [Stone Hoe] and began to cultivate the empty plot next to him. With a few 'SaSa~' sounds, a large area of square farmland was opened up.

Chen Jue's mouth was almost grinning to the back of his ears when he saw this.

Immediately, he took out [Stone Axe], [Stone Pickaxe] and other tools and gave them to him to try.

Except for being unable to process using furnaces and toolboxes, and unable to wear iron armor.

The remaining mining, farming, planting, sowing, harvesting, and picking, as long as it is the basic operation of the game players, this Iron Golem can obey orders to complete.

Chen Jue even asked him to perform a set of boxing, and the iron fist hammered the ground, causing a burst of explosive roar in the air one grid in front of him.

Chen Jue felt that if this were to hit someone, even the boxing champion Tyson would be knocked down with one punch.

“Good! Real Iron Hick!”

“Except for the somewhat honest and simple personality, it combines the attributes of bodyguard + laborer, and can be regarded as a perfect tool person.”

“It seems I have a good helper for farming in the future, who can help me share the work. In this way, the research on those automated farming and harvesting devices can be put on hold for a while.” Chen Jue became more and more excited as he studied it.

He re-entered the Iron Golem's status bar and pointed to the [Skin: Not Activated] displayed on it and asked: “Tie Yi, what is this function?”

Tie Yi: “Mas… Master, this is a function to exchange skins for money, which requires the master to recharge to activate.”

After speaking, Tie Yi stood still, and his body began a rolling transvestite show from the original [Iron Golem] appearance.

[Iron Golem] → [Ordinary Human Skin] → [Foot-Picking Hooligan Skin] → [Cross-dressing Big Guy Skin] → [Golem Girl Skin] → [Loli Trap Voice Skin] → [To be supplemented].

Each time the skin changed, a corresponding recharge value with a symbol would appear above his head, and the more you unlock later, the more RMB is required.

Chen Jue's eyes almost popped out when he saw this scene!

“Damn it!”

“The… the designer of this Mod module plugin is really a talent!”

“Even Iron Bro dares to be femininized?”

Chen Jue imagined the following scene: A bespectacled programmer sitting in front of the computer, with a roll of toilet paper on the table, showing a YY smirk at the mosaic Iron Golem on the screen, and the whole person couldn't help but tremble.

After hesitating for a moment, he reluctantly took out a bundle of 10,000 yuan red tickets and stuffed them into the Iron Golem's mouth, so that it could unlock the cheapest [Ordinary Human Skin].

With a “Dingling” sound, the BGM of the slot machine rolling down money sounded.

The Iron Golem, which was originally 2.7 meters tall, instantly shrank in size, and under Chen Jue's gaze, it turned into a young man with a big nose and a somewhat honest-looking Chinese character face.

Visually measuring, he is at least 180 in height, with full body muscles, and standing there brings a majestic temperament of a bodyguard.

It's just that his speech is still a bit stuttering, and his personality looks very honest, like he hasn't seen much of the world from a remote rural area.

After Tie Yi finished changing, he took out a few certificates from his jeans pocket and explained: “Mas… Master, this is a free ID card, household registration book, birth certificate, and A2 driver's license given away for recharging, which can be checked by the national public security network.”

Chen Jue's mouth opened into an O shape when he heard this, and he picked up the certificates and looked at them.

It says [Name: Tie Yi, Born on X Month X Day, 1999, Household Registration Address: XX Village, Jiguan Mountain Township, Tieling County, Liaoning Province, ID Number: 221221… ]

“No way?”

“Can't the matter of '99 be hidden?”

Chen Jue stared at these certificates for a while, feeling dizzy, and took his mobile phone to the old house to check, and he really found the specific address on Gaode Map.

In order to further verify what Tie Yi said, and to see if this set of identity information that appeared out of thin air was indeed connected to the national network.

Chen Jue's mind moved and he randomly downloaded a game online, and entered Tie Yi's identity information into the 18-year-old real-name authentication column that popped up when he first registered and logged in.

As a result, a green real-name verification passed box popped up after submitting.

This directly made Chen Jue jump up and down on the spot happily: “It's worth it! This 10,000 yuan was well spent!”

He originally thought that after this Iron Golem was equipped with low-level AI intelligence, it would be a great help if it could handle some chores in the underground base.

But now that he has this recharge skin function, Chen Jue finally has a perfect solution to the problem of recruiting people that he has been worried about!

Although the surname “Tie” is rare in the country, as long as he has this real identity, Chen Jue can openly take the Iron Golem, who has changed his [Ordinary Human Skin], out and let them disguise themselves as his employees to work.

When he thought that in the future, there would be 100 such Iron Hick employees shouting “Loyalty! Sincerity!” saluting him in a row.

Chen Jue couldn't wait to immediately send troops south… no, he would immediately make his business bigger and stronger, and turn over as soon as possible!

…

After figuring out the powerful functions of Tie Yi.

Chen Jue didn't stop and went down to Pit No. 1 again, using the remaining [Iron Blocks] and pumpkin squares to synthesize 5 more Iron Golems.

“Loyalty! Sincerity!”

“Master, please give the order!”

Tie Er Leng, Tie San Zhu, Tie Si Wa, and Tie Wu Ga appeared neatly in front of Chen Jue, and the recruitment limit reached (5/100).

Except for that Tie Lao Liu who was missing materials and couldn't be built, the appearance of these 5 Iron Golems immediately made Pit No. 1 lively.

After being alone for so many days, Chen Jue was so excited to see these game creatures from MC appear.

It's just that later, he took bundles and bundles of newly earned red banknotes and stuffed them into their mouths, and Chen Jue couldn't help but feel a little heartache when he unlocked the [Ordinary Human Skin] for them: “My money! It's gone before it's even warmed up.”

The 100,000 yuan in cash that he had just saved was immediately reduced by more than half after such a toss.

But fortunately, these Iron Golems are all hardworking and 100% loyal tool people.

After synthesizing a batch of brand-new [Stone Pickaxes] and distributing them to them, Chen Jue ordered Tie Er Leng and the others to open up 100 brand-new farming pits underground before he came back from his trip.

Regardless of whether they have mined any ore, let's train these Iron Hucks first to see their work efficiency.

The third update is here! Everyone, please correct any typos you find. I have been reading the comments, but I will not reply to them one by one.

By the way, thank you to book friend with the last four digits 05353 for the 5000 coin deacon reward, thank you for your support! There are too many names for the other small amounts, so Gangsi will not list them one by one, thank you very much! (Kowtow)