I Am a Saiyan

Vados hesitated for a moment and sighed: "Okay, okay."

So, the two finished eating the roast duck on the way.

Xiangpa patted his stomach with satisfaction, and sighed, "After the competition is over, I will go to Earth to have a good meal... It's great! The food of Earth is really great! But..."

After recovering from his appetite, Xiangpa stared at the lunch box with no residue left: "Vados, what should I do with the test?"

"When I went to Earth, I bought some quick and easy-to-storage food..."

Vados took out a few buckets of instant noodles: "How about using this to fight Beerus-sama?"

"Well, that's fine! Keep going!"

Come to the God of Destruction Realm in the seventh universe.

Vados followed behind Xiangpa and saw Beerus and Whis who were waiting here. She smiled at Whis, keeping the corners of her mouth twitching slightly, feeling a little helpless. This time, it seemed that Beerus-sama wanted more. He lost completely, but it probably didn't matter. After the comparison, Lord Beerus was also unhappy for a while, maybe he could finish some of the work smoothly, and then continued to sleep soundly.

"Yo! Beerus, are you ready for a fiasco?"

Elephant Palmai has splayed legs, highlighting a defiant and arrogant person.

"Hmph, I haven't seen you for a while, but you are quite arrogant..."

Beerus looked at Elephant Pa and sneered: "It seems to have gained a lot of weight."

"That's because I ate super delicious food! What's wrong with being a little fatter?"

Xiangpa said a few words to Beerus and glanced at the fruits on the table: "Is this the food you chose?"

"Yes, what about yours?"

He picked up a piece of fruit on the table and put it in his mouth, Xiangpa's expression changed, and he spit out the fruit exaggeratedly: "What pig food?!"

Beerus twitched the corners of his mouth: "You guy, are you trying to fight?!"

"Humph! Let's be honest, you'll see what real food is right away!"

Xiangpa gestured with a glance, and Vados placed a few buckets of instant noodles on the table.

"This is a kind of food called bucket noodles. You just need to tear apart the ingredients, pour in boiling water, wait for five minutes, and then you can taste it - let's have a good look at my sixth universe's earth food! Hahahaha!"

Determined that he was winning, Xiangpa laughed wildly.

Chapter 352: Elephant Pa: Brother's Temptation

Turn out boiling water with a suitable temperature and pour it into several buckets of instant noodles.

Accurate time to the limit with an hourglass.

The moment the lid was opened, the overflowing aroma had already established the winner of the competition.

How can noodles be so delicious and smooth? ! How many rare seasonings are added to this soup? ! Filled with the aroma of the cavity, you can also taste some finely chopped vegetables and small pieces of meat while chewing, making the already delicious noodles even more difficult to stop.

"Whoosh——!!"

Beerus drank all the soup in the instant noodles, licked his mouth still, and looked at the other people's instant noodles.

Weiss, who was tasting slowly, ate up the instant noodles in an instant, leaving no soup base left.

"Hahaha! It looks like the battle has been won, Beerus!"

Xiangpa laughed proudly: "How?"

"Tsk!"

Beerus glanced at the instant noodle bucket hesitantly, restrained his desire to lick the bucket, with a little comfort in eating delicious food and the unhappiness of losing the competition, he curled his lips and said, "This time, let's assume you won, but this What bucket noodles, where did you find it?"

"Huo! Do you think the seventh universe can have something comparable to my sixth universe's delicious food?" Xiangpa shook his head and laughed, "Impossible! This kind of cuisine is only available in the sixth universe..."

"Huh?" Beerus squinted his eyes unhappily, "What is the sixth universe? Do you want to eat alone?!"

Xiangpa picked his nose carelessly, fully showing his joy of winning: "Hmph, if you don't have it here, you don't have it here..."

Weiss observed the instant noodle bucket and said calmly: "Judging from the craftsmanship and the unique text on it, this should come from the hands of a human civilization? What kind of intelligent human can be researched? What about this kind of food that the gods admire?"

"That……"

"Cough, Mr. Xiangpa." Vados smiled, "You still have a lot of work, but you can't stay here for too long."

Xiangpa came back to his senses, stopped for a moment, and hummed: "Yes, too, hurry back and eat better food! Vados, let's go!"

"Hey! Wait for me, you guy..."

Before Beerus finished speaking, Xiangpa and Vados had disappeared.

However, Beerus had no intention of chasing up to ask. He tilted his head and thought for a while, then picked up the instant noodle bucket and licked it: "Xiangpa seems to have said before - the Earth of the sixth universe?"

"Yes, I heard it very clearly, it's Earth."

Whis raised the corner of his mouth, he didn't need Beerus to speak, he had already picked up the scepter and started to browse the human civilization in the seventh universe: "Is it a planet called Earth? Let me see... ah, I found it! In a very remote place The location!"

The part of the black sphere on the scepter has the appearance of a planet.

Except for the dark colors on the surface, there is no other thing to see, there is a kind of dead silence.

Beerus, who was about to lick the noodle bucket, came over, his eyes were almost on the scepter, and he muttered in puzzlement: "This planet looks like it has been scrapped! It doesn't even have the value of being destroyed..."

The corner of Weiss' raised mouth came down and sighed: "I know why Mr. Xiangpa said that the seventh universe does not have that kind of food. It seems that the development trajectories of the earth in the two universes are not the same. The human beings on this earth have already Extinction, I look at the record - Kaiwang God created the life planet, life appeared on the life planet, and human beings appeared in the competition of life.

"Tsk! Are these boring guys ruining my food just because of this same boring thing?!"

Beerus was furious and tapped the sphere on the scepter: "Destroy me!"

The earth instantly exploded into fireworks in the universe.

Staring at the exploding fireworks on the planet, Beerus suddenly froze for a moment, his brows furrowed, and something vaguely appeared in the hazy dream...

Fighting...excited...anticipating...the blurry figure...predicting the information I got in my dream...

"God of Super Saiyan?"

Beerus patted his head, and his expression gradually became clear: "Yes! Super Saiyan God! That's the name! The guy who can fight me happily! Whis! Do you know who the Super Saiyan God is? !"

"what?"

Whis was stunned for a moment, and said a little surprised: "Lord Beerus, you are really obsessed with that precognitive dream... But it is a pity, from the current priesthood, there is no Super Saiyan God at all, and this The name...the only familiar part, that's the Saiyan."

"Saiyan, yes, Saiyan."

Beerus remembered and frowned: "Right! Saiyan planet, has it been destroyed?"

"Yes, because Beerus-sama, you are too lazy to do it yourself, let Frieza go to destroy Planet Vegeta where the Saiyans are, and go to bed..." Whis complained that Beerus outsourced his work. Walking, looking at the scepter and said, "Planet Vegeta has been destroyed, Frieza is not lazy, but from the human record, there are still a small number of Saiyans who have survived - well, basically they all converged on the earth... "

Weiss fell into silence, frowned and carefully observed the human record. There is no error in the human record. One is one, and two is two. It is just a simple record of the history that has happened. There is no possibility of falsehood, but why is this record? Is there something wrong with the logic?

"Oh? So there were actually Saiyans on that earth just now? Tsk! It's gone. It seems that the so-called Super Saiyan God is really an inaccurate precognitive dream?"

Beerus lost interest and wanted to sleep a little lazily, but the bucket of instant noodles just now wasn't enough, instead it evoked cravings, but he couldn't find that kind of food.

Irritability, upset, trying to destroy something.

"Well, before I went to bed, I planned to destroy Frieza after I woke up."

Beerus scratched his teeth: "Is that guy still alive?"

"Really alive, eh?"

Whis looked at the record, and said even more strangely: "Fliza has become a lot stronger, and he has been to Earth before? Could it be to fight the Saiyans? But a planet like Earth that has completely lost its life..."

It's so strange, why is there a lot of records around the Earth in the records of Saiyans and Frieza? But from a logical point of view, it is impossible to attract Saiyans to live on the earth with nothing, or to attract Frieza.

"Earth...Earth..."

Beerus murmured twice, his eyes lit up, and temporarily put down the idea of ​​destroying Frieza.

"Since there is no seventh universe, then let the seventh universe have it?!"

Weiss was taken aback: "Master Bruce, what do you mean..."

"Brother, you should share good things."

Beerus gestured, and Weiss shook his scepter, and the figures of Vados and Elephant Pa who were moving appeared.

"Hey! Elephant Pa!" Beerus said straight, "give me half the earth on your side!"

Xiangpa was stunned for a moment and made a face: "Slightly a little! You think so beautifully! Just give me nostalgia for the taste of delicious food! Hahahaha! Don't worry, I will bring some delicious food for you to try in the future. Yes, let's wait a hundred years for the next competition, hahahaha!"

The corners of Beerus' mouth twitched, his forehead bulged, and his fist became hard: "Then let's just play a game to decide the outcome! I win, you give me the earth!"

"Oh, doesn't the seventh universe also have the earth?" Xiangpa said with a wink, "Since you already know about the earth, why don't you go to the earth to eat delicious food? Bucket noodles are a very cheap and fast food on earth. The locals call it junk food!”

Beerus' face darkened: "You bastard! Do you know what's going on on Earth in Universe 7?!"

Xiangpa whistled: "Oh, who knows."

Why did you make a wish to exchange the earths of the two universes? It was just for the sake of laughing at Beerus' distorted and blackened face at this time! Hahahaha - Beerus, I've been looking forward to your look for a long time!

Beerus was furious, and his heart swelled: "If you win a fight, you will not be my brother in the future, I will call you your brother when I see you!"

Xiangpa was stunned for a moment, lost in thought, a little ready to move.

"Cough cough..." Vados next to him coughed and said euphemistically, "Lord Xiangpa, please look at your body shape. It would be too reckless to agree to this kind of competition."

Xiangpa looked down at himself, and could only see his stomach, but not his feet. He looked up at Beerus. Although he looked like a thin hemp at first glance, he still had a very flexible and lean body... In a real fight, there can only be two results.

Everyone hit the head together, the universe will be destroyed, and a huge basket will be stabbed.

Everyone restrained the display of their strength, and then they were beaten violently.

The best result is a tie, and...

Elephant Pa looked suspiciously at Beerus. Beerus was sleeping all day, and his body was probably sluggish. Maybe he could win?

"How?" Beerus urged, "Would you like to gamble, try? If you win, I will call you brother when I see you, and I will never break my promise!"

"That……"

"No, Mr. Xiangpa, the God of Destruction fought desperately, and it's not good to make a big fuss." Vados touched the back of Xiangpa's head with his scepter, and reluctantly suggested, "Otherwise, let's find humans individually. The masters will fight on their behalf, and each will find seven masters to fight in the ring."

Beerus couldn't help frowning, a little hesitant, a human master?

Elephant Pa's eyes lit up: "Okay! Beerus, how about this? The people we recruited to fight, and the battle will be decided in a month!"

"Humph! No problem!"

Beerus agreed.

Communication ends.

Weiss teased: "Lord Beerus, you really paid for it, like Lord Pa looks very confident..."

"Cut, if I lose, I'll be sleeping anyway, so I won't meet Xiangpa in the future."

Chapter three hundred and fiftieth chapters change ideas

Steady! Not stable!

"Hahaha-Beerus! You will be your younger brother from now on!"

Elephant Pa is proud and arrogant. When he thinks that Beerus will see him in the future, he first shouts brother with a stinky face. He can't wait for the time to accelerate to a month later!

lose? joke! What kind of human masters can there be in the seventh universe? Not impressed at all!

On my side, there are a lot of powerful Saiyans such as Sun Wuming, Sun Wukong, Vegeta, Kalifla, Naba, etc. Once again, there are also Bick, Kelin and Tianjin Fan who are weaker, but in humans A guy who is already a good master!

How do you lose this game?

"Lord Xiangpa..."

Vados's tone was a little helpless: "This gambling fight, you promised to be too messy."

"Huh? How is that possible?" Xiangpa waved his hand, "Aren't we sure we can win?"

Vados shook his head and said, "First of all, Mr. Wukong and the others are indeed very strong, but they are not necessarily willing to help you fight, Mr. Xiangpa..."

Xiangpa glared: "I am the God of Destruction!"

"Yes yes yes..." Vados nodded and continued, "Secondly, in terms of Mr. Wukong's straightforward temperament, it is possible to say the possibility of 'the earths of the seventh universe and the sixth universe are exchanged'. Very big! If Beerus-sama knows about this..."

"If you know it, you will know it!" Xiangpa said confidently, "I worked so hard to find Super Dragon Ball to change Earth to Universe Six! What's wrong? I don't care!"

"The power of the Super Dragon Balls is indeed enough to perfectly exchange the Earths of the two universes, but if Beerus-sama knows about this, whether he is going to collect Super Dragon Balls or simply destroying the Earth, it is normal. matter."

Bados said earnestly: "Lord Xiangpa, things will be more troublesome then."