I Am A Role Model! Blackmail!
Chapter 459
Originally, according to Zhang San's plan, Hong Linger would shout to kill one person in ten steps from the moment she stepped into the mountain range, without leaving a thousand miles.
It turns out... This motherfucker, the examples in it are written according to the old mother, and if it is so inappropriate, there will be ghosts.
Xiang Liusi said, as if wanting to prove that he did not lie, he flipped the book to the cover, and on the cover was written "Complete Explanation of Cultivation... Tongxian Kingdom Edition"
"Well... The cultivation of the Tongxian Kingdom is completely explained. I like to watch this in my spare time."
The corners of Li Dao's mouth trembled, resisting the smile, and praised: "Aunt Xiang, Cultivation Base has reached your level and is so eager to learn, it's really rare."
"Are you laughing at me?"
Xiang Liusi gave Li Dao another stern look, picked up the book, turned to the last page according to Li Dao's words, and glanced casually.
"Stinky boy, I'm going to kill you!!!"
As I visualized the Resurrection Flower day and night, the thoughts in my mind became more active, and there were many more fantastic ideas.
Xiang Liu thought about it, just now Li Dao was smug, but he also had a playful look in his eyes. Without saying a word, he grabbed Li Dao's head and beat him.
Now, being with an open-minded person like Li Dao is likely to have a rebound effect invisibly, and then began to slowly let go of himself.
"What kind of book is this? How can there be such a strange thing." Li Dao looked curious.
"But..." Li Dao's face changed, and he seemed a little tangled and confused.
In Li Dao's mind, he thought of this scene: hormones say to muscles, blood, heart... and other structures, tissues, and cells:
Immediately, she was struck by lightning, and her toes were digging in embarrassment... The author of this book is Li Dao! ! ...... This is simply out of the big spectrum, it's a big joke in the world!
"Why can you both become stronger and Daddy can't become stronger? You are arrogant, you are amazing! Daddy has to step by step to reach the highest level! Daddy wants to be Zhao Gao!!"
"I bought a book yesterday. There is a sentence on it. I don't understand it very well. Um... Use your ingenuity to read it for me and see if it can give me some inspiration."
Hong Huoxi looked helpless, and he didn't know his own Little Sister, when did he despise him so much... You know, his Little Sister, used to be a follower... If you don't follow him, he will cry.
At this time, Li Dao's laughter was noticed by Xiang Liusi, her eyebrows stood upright, her face was embarrassed and angered.
Xiang Liusi thought that Li Dao couldn't understand this sentence, and couldn't help but feel a little disappointed: "But what? I just asked you to express your own opinion, and I didn't ask you to fully understand this sentence. You dare to say that already."
There is a sentence in it, which explains very well, the reason why Xiang Liusi is still in the Cultivation Base of Delusional Realm, in front of Li Dao, is still an experienced flying Noble Phantasm driver who dreams every night.
Xiang Liusi stood up and akimbo angrily said, "You clearly laughed just now!"
Otherwise, after the momentum is stacked, it will show a Great Saint in front of people.
Li Dao continued: "How do I remember, this sentence appeared in the book "Relevant Discussions on the Undestructed Cultivator", I still remember... it was on the last page."
Li Dao is very clever, maybe he can have a different opinion... Xiang Liusi thought so.
"No." Li Dao looked flat.
"Damn it! How dare this unscrupulous businessman sell fake books to me!" Xiang Liusi reacted quickly, smashed the book on the ground, and stepped on both feet in disgust.
"I know, I'm good." Hong Linger pouted and pushed Hong Huoxi out.
"Why do you need to say that? You think everyone is like you, doing nothing all day, just like an idle cloud and a wild crane." Xiang Liusi gave Li Dao a charming white look, her face not blushing or her heart skipping a beat.
Xiang Liusi was very distressed.
Xiang Liusi expressionlessly took out a blue book from the storage ring, spread it out to the last page, and handed it to Li Dao, saying:
The name of the book is "Relevant Discussions on the Reason Why the Cultivator of Destruction"
Li Dao admitted generously: "Uh... well, I laughed, but not laughing, but thinking of something funny."
The Tongxian Kingdom is very similar to the ancient dynasties in the previous life. It is a country with a relatively conservative style, so Xiangliusi, who grew up in the Tongxian Kingdom, must be relatively conservative.
Because the mountain bandits mountain range was full of blood, and the air was full of blood, so everyone did not stay for a long time and left one after another.
Unfortunately, that night, she was still dreaming.
"This girl... it wasn't like this before."
Of course, there may also be reasons for Xiang Liusi himself...
"Huh?" Xiang Liusi suddenly had a bad feeling.
This time the scene is in the grove of Qiuyue Lake.
When Xiang Liusi woke up, he was immediately furious.
"Little Sister, this is not the palace, you can't be so naughty, don't make trouble for senior, you know?"
Recently, I really lost my face, and actually made so much ugliness in front of this kid.
Miss Xiang, you are thinking too much. I have received professional training. No matter how funny it is, I will not laugh... Li Dao took Xiang Liusi into the seat while thinking wildly, with a unique fragrance. , and let Xiang Liu thought to go elsewhere, and his mind became confused.
Li Dao smiled lightly, a touch of Spiritual Qi fell on the blue book, and the cover of the blue book changed.
......
More than a dozen Li Dao, armed with strange weapons, surrounded Xiang Liusi in a dark corner of the woods, and there were cultivators coming and going.
But it's true... In desperation, Li Dao can only blame it on the fact that he is too handsome...
Li Dao felt that she... was actually a female experienced flying Noble Phantasm pilot who had been suppressed for a long time... In the words of her previous life, she was also an old driver.
"Senior, come and meet again when you have time." Hong Huoxi bowed deeply, then turned to look at Hong Ling'er, and warned:
"I don't dare to forgive you."
The world of practice is vast, and the styles vary greatly from place to place. In some places, it is outrageously open, and in others, it is outrageously conservative.
To this end, he even bought paper and pen on purpose, began to list arguments, and finally wrote a book, which was handed over to the Xicheng Bookstore for publication and sale.
"Auntie... don't pretend, I understand it all." Li Dao said with a half-smile, "You might as well look at the signature at the end of this book."
"What do you know!"
She originally thought that the dream that night was just an accident. As long as she calmed down and stopped thinking about those things, she would not have that strange dream again.
However, this alone is not enough to explain the reason why Xiang Liusi has been dreaming recently.
I actually read Li Dao's book with relish, and even felt that the examples in it were just right, and even...the situation was almost exactly the same as my own, perfect and appropriate.
"But... Aunt Xiang, if I'm not mistaken, this sentence doesn't seem to come from this book, right?" Li Dao looked innocent.
Soon, its original appearance emerged, which was the book "About Delusional Realm..." published by Li Dao.
That sentence is... "As the Cultivation Base becomes stronger, in addition to the combat power lifespan, there are also hormones in the body..."
So she didn't believe in evil, and the next night, after reciting the Heart Clearing Mantra several times, she fell asleep peacefully.
Thinking of this, Li Dao couldn't help laughing out loud, it's interesting... It's really interesting.
Therefore, Li Dao recalled his past life knowledge, combined with practice cognition, and found another very reasonable explanation.
Zhang San, Honghuoxi and Hong Linger returned to the small courtyard in Muyuan City together in Honghuoxi's flying Magical Item.
It's a pity that she didn't dare to kill people subconsciously at first, so naturally she won't shout "kill one person in ten steps...".
Li Dao took the book and looked at it, his expression became weird, because this sentence is precisely "with the improvement of Cultivation Base, in addition to combat power and lifespan, there are also hormones in the body"!
"Haha, isn't it? Why didn't I know... Maybe it's for reference." Xiang Liusi's expression was stiff, and she wanted to put the book away calmly.
Li Dao is also a little strange. It stands to reason that Xiang Liusi has been practicing for a long time, after all, so he shouldn't have this kind of dream every night, right?
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