I am a Primitive Man

Han Cheng stared, Damn, how non-existent should this be?

Even a deer dares to ignore himself!

Even though this is the primitive era and you are all bigwigs, you can't bury people like this, can you?

The angry Han Shenzi grabbed a handful of dry grass from the ground and charged at the rude beast, shouting loudly: Evil beast! Die!

If this were left in later generations, the deer would have been frightened and fled if people were eight feet away from it!

But it was different now, the deer didn't take Han Cheng seriously at all.

It turned its head and looked leisurely at the little dwarf who didn't have to walk on four legs and was still yelling at him, not understanding what he wanted to do.

And while turning his head to look at Han Cheng, he was still chewing a piece of rapeseed with flowers that he had just bitten off in his mouth, how leisurely this gesture should be.

Mother, let me go!

Seeing that he was being so despised, he stopped hissing and shouting, and prepared to do something practical, let this lawless guy try his own power!

He rushed up to the deer, jumped up, and slapped the deer in the belly!

As a result, the deer didn't seem to feel it, didn't care, and even rolled its eyes at Han Cheng, then went to the next bush and opened its mouth, leaving Han Cheng alone with his hands up and ready to slap down. Cheng was stunned on the spot.

Damn, this...

This is totally ignoring yourself!

He wanted to use a stone to go there, but then he thought, this is too cheap for this guy.

Then he searched around and began to pull the grass on the ground.

Of course it's not going to use grass to lure this guy away, wouldn't it be too cheap?

Han Cheng wants to give it a hard time!

He wants to catch this guy and take him to the tribe. This is a big lump of walking meat!

You eat my rapeseed, and I will eat your meat, let's see who can beat the other!

Han Cheng thought so viciously, and quickly twisted the grass rope.

It didn't take long for a straw rope more than one foot long to appear.

Han Cheng pulled one end of the grass rope out of a tighter and tighter loop, and then walked towards the deer who was buried in the rapeseed. Taking advantage of his unpreparedness, he flicked his hand suddenly, and the grass rope caught the unsuspecting deer. neck.

Haha, you belong to my uncle!

Han Cheng quickly tightened the straw rope, and smiled happily at the panicked deer...

The disheveled Han Cheng got up from the ground, spat out, and threw half of the straw rope in his hand on the ground.

Uncle Lu was chewing the straw rope that Han Cheng used to tie him up, and snorted from time to time, fully expressing his disdain for Han Cheng's overreach.

Damn, to be bullied by such a bastard!

For this deer, Han Cheng felt a little helpless for a while.

Uncle Lu didn’t care what he thought. Uncle Lu, who had eaten enough flowers, walked towards Han Cheng, and Han Cheng couldn’t help but take a few steps back. Although this is just a deer and doesn’t eat meat, it can’t stand its size. .

From the brief contest just now, Han Cheng realized the gap between the two, and knew that he was not a guy's opponent yet.

Uncle Lu stopped two meters away from Han Cheng, and just when Han Cheng thought he was going to give him the horn, the guy turned his head.

Han Cheng didn't understand what this guy wanted to do, but his doubts were only short-lived, because...

Pfft...~

Because a loud, long and foul-smelling fart immediately rang out.

Uncle Lu wagged his short tail and walked away in small steps, leaving Han Cheng alone in the strong smell of fart.

Ahem... vomit...

What the hell did you eat!

Han Cheng howled, and immediately picked up the stone from the ground,

He chased after Uncle Lu who had gone far away.

A soldier can be killed, but not humiliated! Damn, this bastard is really deceiving people too much!

Uncle Lu faced this guy who only walked on two legs, but he was not afraid at all. Seeing it chasing him, he also trotted when he was in a good mood after exhausting the exhaust gas.

It has four long legs, and the little monster with only two legs behind it can't keep up. Uncle Lu, who is in a good mood, runs and stops very kindly, and turns his head to watch from time to time. Seeing this overconfident The little monster was about to catch up with him, and then continued to run forward with an elegant posture on his slender thighs.

Han Cheng was so tired that he was out of breath, and he felt that the shameless guy in front of him was about to become a genius.

He didn't want to chase after several times, but when he saw this guy standing in front and turned his head to look at him, he felt angry, so he chased after him again.

Han Cheng really wanted to ask the guy in front, who is our company?

Uncle Deer stopped at a mountain wall. Here, there are more deer, and there are always as many as ten or twenty deer, big and small. This made Han Cheng's eyes widen.

Unexpectedly, there is actually a herd of deer here!

From now on, if the tribe lacks food, they will come here to hunt once. Not to mention how big a deer is, even a half-sized deer is enough for the people in the tribe to have a full meal.

These bigwigs in the prehistoric world don't care about Han Cheng who walks on two legs, because the leader has told them just now that this guy's fighting power is not as good as a gazelle...

As the leader, Uncle Lu ignored Han Cheng after he came to the herd. After all, he is the leader and needs to maintain his cold image.

The haughty Uncle Lu walked up to the mountain wall, stuck out his tongue, and slapped it against the mountain wall, as if he was brushing his shoes.

This pervert is actually practicing his tongue like a 'yellow bug'!

(I don’t know how many book friends who have read the hilarious bug, this bug is really hilarious)

The humiliated Han Cheng cursed in a low voice.

Suddenly, as if he remembered something, his eyes lit up immediately.

Yup! Animals also need salt to supplement, or where does the salt in their bodies come from?

Could it be that this pervert who has become refined is not molesting the stone wall, but adding salt?

Is this piece of stone wall a salt mine?

As soon as Han Cheng thought up to this point, he also forgot his fatigue, and rushed to the stone wall, without saying a word, just like Uncle Lu, he stuck out his tongue and gave the stone wall a lingering kiss.

Oh, bah bah bah...!

It is astringent and bitter in one bite, and all kinds of strange tastes are drilled into the mouth together.

Uncle Lu gave Han Cheng a dissatisfied look, then continued to practice his tongue triumphantly, licking the stone wall louder.

Understood!

This thing is a salt mine.

In addition to salt, there are many other impurities, which are far away from the salt that can be eaten directly. If you want to eat salt, you must refine the salt.

Han Cheng looked at the stretch of salt mine and laughed, oh my god! I can finally eat salt!

It doesn't matter if the salt is not pure. As a half-baked science student who has worked in the field rescue team for five or six years, it is not too difficult to extract edible salt from the salt mine!

He found a stone nearby and smashed it against the stone wall.

Uncle Lu who was beside him was a little dissatisfied with Han Cheng's noise, snorted, and walked aside with graceful small steps.

Thanks!

Han Cheng cupped his hands at Lu Gong who walked aside, and then walked towards the way he came, holding the head-sized salt mine knocked down by him.

With this salt mine, Han Cheng no longer remembers the matter of hating the deer and humiliating him.