I Am a Corrupt Official, But They Say I Am a Loyal Minister!

"Ah!" The little princess was mad again, and said with shame and anger: "That's a brothel, how could I have been there?"

The two walked into the restaurant noisily and sat on the second floor by the railing.

A person came over: "Two guest officers, what do you want?"

"What do you want?" Lin Beifan couldn't help but fell into deep thought, and said, "You asked me this question! I want to be reckless, I want to be complacent, I want to travel the mountains and lakes, I want to meet The sun is shoulder to shoulder, I want to sing and dance with the moon, I want to be with the stars in the sky, I want all the romance and beauty in the world..."

The little county master came over with a small fist, restrained his smile, and said angrily: "I asked you to order food, but not your ideals in life! Little Er, give me a set of all the good dishes here! Thank you! "

"There are a total of 12 dishes in the whole set, is it really that much?" the shop assistant asked.

"Yes, add a plate of small greens and peanuts!"

"It's too much, what should I do if I can't finish it?" Lin Beifan said distressedly.

The little princess blinked her big eyes and said innocently, "Not much, I eat those 12 dishes, green vegetables and peanuts are for you, you should be able to finish them, right?"

Lin Beifan: "..."

After a while, he raised his hand silently: "Little Er, add me a roast duck!"

"Okay, sir, please wait a moment!"

After about a stick of incense, the food was all ready.

"I'm starting, you are free!"

After speaking, he immediately stretched out two fleshy little paws and ate happily, his mouth full of oil.

Lin Beifan looked at the little princess who was eating with relish, and couldn't help laughing: "You are really a snack!"

The little princess was angry: "You scold me again?"

"No, I'm complimenting you!" Lin Beifan said solemnly: "Those who look good and love to eat are called snack food! Those who look ugly and love to eat are called rice buckets!"

"Well, you are right!" The little princess laughed hard.

I found out that the corrupt official in the past was not so annoying, but he actually turned around and said that she was beautiful!

Well, not bad!

After half an hour, the dinner was over, the cups and plates were messed up, and all the dishes were eaten clean.

What surprised Lin Beifan was that after eating so much, the little princess looked so small, and his stomach didn't get bigger. With this physique that doesn't get fat, I don't know how many women die in envy.

"After eating, can we go?" Lin Beifan asked with a smile.

"Yeah! There is no such thing as a banquet in the world!" The little princess nodded, flashing a pair of big watery eyes, and said with anticipation: "However, if you treat me, I can eat more!"

Lin Beifan was shocked: "Aren't you full yet?"

"Hmmmmmm..." The little princess nodded again and again, blinked her eyes, and hinted wildly.

Lin Beifan covered his face: "Don't eat it, my pigsty can't hold you!"

"Ah! He actually called me a pig!" The chief of Xiaojun was mad: "I tell you, you are finished!"

"Don't get excited, I'm actually complimenting you!"

The little princess was stunned: "You called me a pig, and you said you were complimenting me?"

"Of course, because pigs are very useful!" Lin Beifan continued citing scriptures: "Pig skin can be used to make boots, pig hair can be used as a brush, pork can be eaten, pig whip can be used for impotence, and pig face can be used It's scary, the pig's name can also be used to scold people! Look, the pig's whole body is full of treasures, what is it if it's not complimenting you?"

Little Princess: "..."

"I'm telling you, I'm angry! I'm already hungry, if you don't make me full, you'll look good!" The little princess looked at Lin Beifan angrily, very cute.

"Just order it if you want, don't be polite to me!" Lin Beifan said with a generous smile.

"Thank you! Little Er, give me another set!" The little princess raised her hand excitedly.

So, the little princess ate another set and was finally satisfied.

He pouted at Lin Beifan: "We're leaving! The total is about 300 taels, pay for it!"

Lin Beifan was surprised: "Shouldn't you be the one to pay?"

The little county master was also shocked: "How could it be me? I am the county master, you asked me to pay?"

"But I don't have any money. Who will pay if you don't?"

The little princess said anxiously: "How come you have no money? You are a corrupt official!"

"You also know that I am a corrupt official!" Lin Beifan said confidently: "Have you ever seen a corrupt official take money out? Don't they always put it in their own pockets?"

Little Princess: "..."

It makes sense, I am speechless!

The small county master beat the table: "Stop talking nonsense, pay quickly!"

Lin Beifan shook his head and said, "But I really don't have any money, I don't believe you search!"

The little county owner searched again, and sure enough, he had no money.

Somewhat sadly said: "Why do you go out without money?"

"I never bring money, I just brush my face!"

"Brush your face?"

Lin Beifan said with a serious face: "Yes! Because they usually feel ashamed after seeing my beautiful face, they won't let me pay! I wanted to give it, but they knelt down and begged me to stop. !"

The little county master hummed unhappily: "It's basically free, and it's so grand? I'll pay the money first, and you'll have to double it back later, do you understand?"

Lin Beifan nodded again and again: "It's easy to talk!"

As a result, when I went home the next night, I didn't know if it was intentional or coincidence, and I bumped into the little princess again.