I am a Big Villain

"Brother, look what your dogleg did to my door again."

Lin Xiang's brother Lin Chen is an executive of a listed company. He is still young, but he has already made millions a year. He can be regarded as one of the young and successful ones. However, he can have such achievements at this age. The hard work is absolutely necessary, so working overtime is also the norm for him.

It was not until the past year that the intensity of his work had eased, and more chores could be left to the people below him. He only had to be responsible for decision-making. But even so, it was inevitable that he would be busier than ordinary employees.

He just participated in a drinking party last night. When he came back, he took a hasty shower and went to sleep. Now he was woken up by his own sister, and his head was still dizzy.

"what time is it now?"

Lin Chen pinched his nose and his voice was slightly hoarse.

"It's already eight o'clock."

Although Lin Xiang is a full-time painter, he lives a very healthy lifestyle. He gets up on time at 7:30 every day, has breakfast, and then starts working. He takes a two-hour nap in the afternoon, and after dinner, he goes to a regular fitness club to exercise for an hour and a half, and then takes a shower and watches a TV show. As well as imagining tomorrow's creation, go to bed on time at 10:30 in the evening.

Compared to Lin Chen, who has a chaotic life, her routine is simply Buddhist.

"It's eight o'clock."

Lin Chen woke up a little. There was an important meeting in the company at ten o'clock in the morning, so it was time to get up.

"Brother, you didn't even listen carefully to what I just said."

Lin Xiang angrily dragged the fat dog, stretched out its limbs and looked like a dog blanket, and pulled Alaska in front of Lin Chen.

"The dog's leg scratched a hole in my door again, and you didn't even care about it."

Thinking of the door he had replaced and the painting he had torn apart by this stupid dog, Lin Xiang looked at Lin Chen's expression with much sadness and anger. The reason why this dog is so fearless and makes such mistakes repeatedly is because of the connivance of this foolish king in front of him. It's all the fault of the man in front of me that the legs have become like this.

"If the door is scratched, I'll replace it. I'll give you money."

Lin Chen lifted the quilt. He didn't have the habit of sleeping naked. He always slept in full pajamas, so he didn't think there was anything wrong with lifting the quilt in front of his sister.

The silky silver-gray vertical striped pajamas and smooth material outline his figure very well. Like Lin Xiang, no matter how busy he is at work, he never forgets to exercise at a fixed time every day, so even though he is drinking all year round Even so, his lower abdomen remained firm, and he didn't look like he had a beer belly at all.

He stood up and walked to the clothes hanger nearby, took out a wallet from the suit hanging on the clothes hanger, and then pulled out a bank card: "The password is your birthday. Change the door. The rest is to buy a few bags." , buy some nice clothes, look at how beautifully the girls dress up. They stay at home every day and don’t bring a boyfriend back.”

"Thank you, brother."

Under the temptation of money, Lin Xiang gave in spinelessly.

"But all the little girls outside are dressed up beautifully, and I haven't seen you bring me a sister-in-law."

"What did you say?"

Lin Chen happened to squat down and play with the dog legs, and did not hear the second half of Lin Xiang's whisper.

"It's nothing. I just said that I must buy a stronger door this time. At worst, I will buy an iron door and install it to see if the dog's legs can scratch through the iron door this time." How dare Lin Xiang tell the truth? , and quickly found other words to talk about.

"But brother, you really need to take good care of the dog's legs. Look, it's also Alaska. Why are the Alaskans raised by others so much better behaved than it?"

Lin Xiang gently lifted Dog Leg's belly with his toes, and the aggrieved Dog Leg shrank into Lin Chen's arms.

"Uuuuuu——"

Hearing this whimpering sounded like he had been wronged a lot.

Drama queen! Lin Xiang felt that he had seen through Dog Leg's sinister intentions.

"Are there any dogs like Alaska that are obedient?" If there are, then it must be that the bloodline is not pure enough, and it is definitely not a royal bloodline.

Lin Chen keeps dogs because he really likes dogs, but his favorite dogs are golden retrievers and Labrador dogs that are relatively docile and easy to train. Alaska was originally not among his choices.

It was just that when he went to the pet shop, Dog Legs' litter of siblings had just turned one month old and were let out of the cage to have fun. Dog Legs, who was still a puppy at the time, grabbed Lin Chen's trousers and refused to let go, squealing and coquettishly. It pulled away, then staggered around, refusing to let him get closer, and even screamed in grievance.

Lin Chen thought that maybe he was destined to this dog, so in the end he did not choose the golden retriever or Labrador that he preferred, but chose this Alaskan dog that was destined to be extremely destructive in the future.

Because of the relationship between the two, Lin Chen named Alaska Dog Leg.

However, this name has been criticized by Lin Xiang. He has never heard of a female dog named Dog Leg. But later on, he got used to it after barking, and Dog Leg lived up to its name. In front of Lin Chen, he was a big dog-legger. All his destructive power was directed towards Lin Xiang.

Perhaps with the purpose of making her brother realize clearly what kind of bad character her dog was, Lin Xiang simply took out her mobile phone and played the video she had taken.

Of course, what I showed my brother was not the processed video uploaded to Weibo, but the original video that had not been coded.

"How about it? I think Alaska is smart."

Lin Xiang couldn't help but show off, and even glared at him.

"Ouch!" That dog brother is so handsome.

Dog Legs, who was in estrus, saw the majestic Alaskan in the video, and couldn't help barking louder. Dog Legs, who was originally squatting on the floor as a blanket, stood up, holding Lin Xiang's hand with his front paws, thinking Take a closer look at that handsome dog brother.

However, its size is only about that of a normal Alaskan, and it is a female dog that has just turned nine months old. Lin Xiang, a big living person, still has the strength to deal with a big dog weighing about 60 kilograms.

He couldn't see the dog brother who was thinking about him. The dog's legs were anxiously circling Lin Xiang.

"Xiangxiang, do you know the owner of this Alaskan?"

Lin Chen has dated two girlfriends. One was in college, and the relationship was the most innocent. However, both of them were still young and relatively self-centered at that time. They soon separated due to irreconcilable conflicts. The second relationship was after graduating from college. Later, the two got together, which was also introduced by their parents. After a month of dating, the woman disliked him for spending too much time on work than on her, and the relationship also ended in vain.

In these two relationships, Lin Chen didn't feel particularly passionate or impulsive. He always thought that relationships were like this. It wasn't until now that he discovered that maybe it was just because he didn't meet the right person.

It turns out that love at first sight really exists.

Just watching the gentle girl coaxing the coquettish Alaska in the video, Lin Chen's heartbeat almost stopped.

"What are you asking for? Brother, do you have a crush on this little girl?"

Lin Xiang stared at his brother with wide eyes. He was already twenty-nine years old, and the girl looked about twenty. This shameless guy wanted to eat young grass.

"What nonsense are you talking about."

How could Lin Chen let his sister see through his thoughts so easily: "Didn't the veterinarian say that before neutering the dog's legs, it is best to let it become a mother? Don't you think the Alaska in the video is very good, maybe We can contact the owner of this Alaskan dog and ask her if she would like to pair her dog with our dog’s legs.”

"Ouch!"

The dog's legs were grinning and jumping around. Although it didn't quite understand what the owner said, it also knew that the conversation must be related to itself and the handsome dog brother in the black box.

"That would be too unfair to someone else's dog."

Lin Xiang hesitated and glanced at his excited dog legs. He was like a dog-sex devil. Just by looking at the photo, he coveted the beauty of other people's dogs. He introduced such dog legs to the dog who seemed to be well-behaved and smart. She felt a little guilty about the dog.

But think about it, if it really succeeds, it can neutralize the dog's leg gene, so that its offspring will not be as stupid as it. This seems to be a good thing that benefits other dog slaves.

"I don't know her either. I only know that she often takes her Alaska to the pet hospital where I often take Dog Legs." Lin Xiang shook his head, "And that little girl is blind and doesn't go out much on weekdays. , the chance of meeting her is even slimmer.”

"Blind?"

Because of the shooting angle of the video, Lin Chen really didn't notice this.

He frowned, not because he cared about Zhuoxi's eyes, but because he felt distressed. Living in darkness and unable to see any color, there must be a lot of pain in such a life that ordinary people cannot understand.

"Yes, although we have never gotten along with each other, I can tell that she is a very gentle and beautiful girl." Even if God deprived her of a very important sense, she could still have a peaceful mind and live a positive life. That must be A very unique girl.

"So, Xiangxiang, Dogleg's lifelong happiness depends on you."

My brother's happiness also depends on you. Lin Chen didn't say the last part of the sentence, but gave his sister a wholehearted baptism with encouraging and trusting eyes.

"Ouch." It's up to you. It's up to you.

Being looked at by one person, one dog and four eyes, Lin Xiang suddenly felt a little bit Alexander.

****

"Um, hello."

Because the video she shared suddenly became popular, Lin Xiang, who paid attention to the comments below, quickly figured out the ins and outs of the matter. She also went to watch the original version and several videos of Yan Chu subduing the gangsters with special effects. .

Now, Lin Xiang, who originally thought Yan Chu was particularly smart and clever, was completely impressed by him.

These days, when she had nothing to do, she took Dog Leg to the pet hospital for bathing and beauty treatment, so that she could meet Zhuo Xi and Yan Chu by chance, but it had been more than a week since she had met them once.

Perhaps there is no end in sight. Just when Lin Xiang was thinking about giving up, Zhuo Xi and Russell appeared with Yan Chu.

"Ouch!" The handsome dog brother.

The dog's legs were dripping with tears, and he wanted to pounce on Yan Chu. Lin Xiang wasted the strength of nine cows and two tigers, and almost couldn't catch the hungry and lustful dog.

I have only ever seen a male dog in estrus follow a female dog. When have I ever seen a female dog attack a male dog? My own dog’s legs are really hopeless at this point.

Lin Xiang secretly complained about his brother's critical judgment, but for the sake of his life-long event, he had to shamelessly go up and chat with Zhuo Xi.

"Who are you?"

Zhuo Xi hesitated at the unfamiliar voice. It seemed that he had never spoken to the owner of this voice.

Because of her blindness, Zhuoxi's other senses are particularly sensitive. Coupled with her intelligence, she can basically remember the name of anyone she has interacted with. The next time she talks, she doesn't need to be reminded by the other person. Call the other person's name just by the sound of his voice.

The girl in front of her who took the initiative to greet her was obviously not in the former group.

"You are Allah's master, right? I took the liberty of stopping you this time to say sorry to you."

Lin Xiang was embarrassed to explain that she had uploaded the video of the scene that happened to Yan Chu outside the pet hospital to her Weibo. At the same time, she did not forget to explain that she had remembered to record the scene of Yan Chu outside the pet hospital as a video and uploaded it to her Weibo. Everything is coded, so you don’t have to worry about your appearance appearing on the Internet.

Because of the popularity of the video of Yan Chu capturing gangsters, even the video she secretly filmed was discovered. It has been forwarded hundreds of thousands of times on the Internet, and her work account has gained a lot of fans. , speaking of which, this was because of Yan Chu’s popularity, without the permission of the owner Zhuo Xi.

Strictly speaking, this is considered infringement.

It didn't matter if it wasn't popular, but now that the video is popular, it's a bit inappropriate.

"Little girl, are you saying that Ala Ala is popular and has become a big star?" Aunt Wang opened her mouth wide and looked at her plump Ala Ala. She couldn't imagine a group of people on the Internet liking it.

Zhuo Xi basically does not use the Internet. She likes to listen to operas and operas, and occasionally listens to audio books. This is her most popular pastime. Aunt Wang's favorites are mother-in-law and daughter-in-law dramas about parents' shortcomings, wealthy palace dramas, and Wanwan. The kind of bloody dramas that are hundreds of episodes long are simply her destiny. Neither of them pays much attention to the Internet affairs, so naturally they don't know what happened on the Internet about Yan Chu.

As for Russell, she only got a mobile phone after she went to college. In the past, she could only play with her brother's computer during winter and summer vacations. She registered her QQ account during computer class in junior high school. She played this software the most. After coming to college, she found that Her classmates were more accustomed to using WeChat, so she installed one. As for Weibo, she didn’t even download it.

In Russell's view, Weibo is just a place where gossips are discussed and celebrities and fans quarrel and fight. There is no value in downloading. If she has time to play Weibo, she might as well find a few more part-time jobs and memorize a few more pages of English vocabulary. Woolen cloth.

Therefore, she was also unaware of this hot news that mainly happened on Weibo.

When none of the three people at home knew anything about Yan Chu becoming popular, Lin Xiang suddenly ran out. No wonder they were all so surprised.

As for Yan Chu, he has been a movie star for several lifetimes, and now he is famous as a dog. Is this something to be proud of?

"Ouch-ouch——"

Yan Chu glanced warily at the dog who was flirting with him. He was not interested in cross-species love.

*****

Because of that conversation, Lin Xiang and Zhuo Xi made friends, and she was generously forgiven for secretly filming Yan Chu's video and posting it on the Internet.

Because he also had an Alaskan dog, Lin Xiang also successfully joined the team that walks the dog every day.

"Ouch——" Brother Dog.

The dog's legs took small steps, lovingly wanting to smell Yan Chu's butt.

Anyone who owns a dog knows that dogs are accustomed to communicating in this way. By sniffing the butts of the same kind, they can learn about each other's eating habits, gender and emotions. Similarly, there is a second set of olfactory systems in the dog's nasal cavity. , the existence of this olfactory system is an auxiliary olfactory system formed by dogs for communication between dogs. This system alone transmits information to the brain nerves to prevent dogs from being interfered by other smells when collecting information, so there is no need Worry about dogs smelling poop or other smells when they sniff each other's butts.

What Dog Leg wants to do is to smell Yan Chu's butt, and then let Yan Chu smell his own butt, and then he can do shameful things.

This kind of behavior is the instinct of dogs, and they can learn it without any guidance from people around them.

What seemed normal to Dog Legs was completely unreasonable to Yan Chu. That bitch actually wanted to smell his butt!

Yan Chu covered his private parts tightly with his tail, and roared at the dog's legs in a low voice, with low growls coming from his throat from time to time to show his resistance.

"Awwww——"

Dog Legs was a little heartbroken. The handsome dog brother rejected him. Dog Legs, who had been held in the palm of his father's hand since he was a child, tasted frustration for the first time.

Sad and angry, Dog Legs wanted to leave this unreasonable world.

Lin Xiang was holding the dog leash and chatting with Zhuo Xi and Russell. They were happily chatting. In addition, the two dogs were very calm along the way, so the dog leash in his hand was not so tight. The dog's legs went crazy. , Lin Xiang didn't react immediately, so he let it break free.

This is in the park. In addition to dog walkers, there are also many parents taking their children for a walk. The dog's legs are not as big as Yan Chu, but it is also an adult large dog. Such an out-of-control large dog is running wild in the park. , shocking any child is not what Lin Xiang wants to see.

The dog's legs ran away like crazy, and Yan Chu was also very depressed. Didn't he just reject a dog's advances? He had offended someone.

I feel a little tired thinking about it, just being a dog in this life, I still have to wipe the butt of another dog.

Yan Chu chased after him helplessly. Because of his size, when he really wanted to break free, Russell would never be able to hold him by himself. Therefore, when everyone screamed as the dog leg broke free from the reins, , Yan Chu also ran away.

Now, Zhuoxi, Russell, Lin Xiang and Aunt Jin suddenly became a mess.

"Whose dog can't be kept on a leash?"

The most annoying thing in the park is the kind of people who walk their dogs without a leash. The second most annoying thing is the people who let their dogs poop everywhere without wrapping them up and throwing them into the trash can.

The old people pushing strollers and taking their young children looked at Alaska running around in the park, frowning tightly, thinking that when the dog owner comes out, he must give him a good scolding. .

Walking your dog without a leash is irresponsible for the safety of other people. Don't say your dog doesn't bite. When it does bite, it will be too late to regret it.

I originally thought that an Alaskan would be fine, but unexpectedly, dozens of seconds later, another even bigger one would pop out. Good guy, it must have weighed over a hundred kilograms. Even adults would be scared to see it.

Many adults who were taking their children for a walk had already given up and thought about taking their children home today, otherwise what would happen if these two dogs went crazy and hurt their children.

But their worries were unnecessary, because in less than a minute, the dog leash dragged behind the smaller Alaskan that ran over first was caught in the mouth of another Alaskan.

"Hululu." A little kid knows how to cause trouble for your brother.

Yan Chu had the dog leash in his mouth and could only pronounce the words in his throat.

"Awwww——"

Dog Legs had just lost love for the first time in his life, and was scolded by his former crush, now a heartless man. He suddenly felt that the world was falling apart and the sun and the moon were dim. Even though he was holding the dog leash, he still wanted to break free.

But will Yan Chu give it this chance? He raised his paw and patted it twice on the head. If a disobedient child cannot be beaten once, then give it two times. Once you know it hurts, you will naturally become sensible.

"Awwww..." The dog's legs felt aggrieved and wanted his father.

However, the dog leg, knowing that he was no match for Yan Chu, finally calmed down and allowed Yan Chu to drag him away with his dog leash in his mouth.

It lost its temper and stopped moving its legs. It lay on the ground and acted as a sliding blanket.

Fortunately, the park is surrounded by high-end residential areas, and the stones paved on the park roads are also very particular and polished very smoothly. In addition, Alaska's hair is very thick, so even if you are dragged along, you will not feel pain.

Good guy, I have only seen people walking dogs before, but I never knew that dogs can be walked. It is simply a wonder in the world.

"Why does that big dog look familiar to me?"

The young man who had been taking photos with his phone since the dog legs started running over said thoughtfully, and soon he remembered that Alaska, the other dog walking around at this time, was not the wind-like dog that has become very popular on the Internet recently. Son?

The young man seems to have predicted how popular the video he shot will be when it is uploaded to the Internet.

*****

Because of Yan Chu's action, there was finally no danger. Lin Xiang breathed a sigh of relief, but at the same time, he felt more and more that his dog's legs were not worthy of Ala La.

But who makes the dog leg her niece? As an aunt, she has to help her niece fight for it.

When Lin Chen came back from get off work in the evening, Lin Xiang told him what happened during the day.

"Ouch-ouch——"

Dog Leg buried his head in his father's lap. He felt aggrieved. He felt very aggrieved today and needed a kiss and a hug from his father before he could get up.

It's a pity that the dog's father, who is so preoccupied with pretending to be the dog's mother, doesn't care about his petty emotions at all.

"My dog ​​has done such a big favor for us. It would be unreasonable not to express some gratitude. I just finished working on a project, and the boss gave me a three-day holiday. How about this? I'll buy some tomorrow to thank you." Li, go with you to Miss Zhuo’s house to thank her... for her dog..."

I almost slipped my tongue again.

There's nothing wrong with saying that. If Yan Chu hadn't dragged the dog's legs back in time, it was very likely that it would have been taken away by other people with bad intentions, or it might have scared some children and adults who are naturally afraid of dogs, Lin Chen said. Thanks to Yan Chu, there is no problem at all. On the contrary, it will make people think that he knows etiquette very well.

Lin Xiang thinks this is not bad. She still remembers that her eldest brother wants to pair Dog Legs with Ala. If she gives more gifts, it will also help connect the two dogs.

I'm going to give gifts tomorrow, and it's definitely too late to buy them last minute. Fortunately, the Lin family doesn't lack anything. If you look carefully, you can piece together a very good gift.

Because the gift was given under the guise of Yan Chu, the gift inevitably contained many things that only dogs could eat and use.

Dog Legs watched helplessly as his favorite imported canned dog food and dog chews were put in a gift bag by his father. He felt that his dog's heart was about to break.

It has indeed fallen out of favor, and the dog has no hope of survival.

*****

At this time, the scene that happened in the park during the day has also been uploaded to the Internet.

[Damn it, can someone from the Demon Realm Management Office explain to me whether there is a new dog spirit that has just become a spirit that is not recorded in the record?

[Just by looking at it, I can feel the pain and despair of that escaped Alaska. It’s like we made an appointment to be fools together, but you secretly drank a box of six walnuts behind my back. Who knew that Alaska was so smart? of】

[Hahahaha, my boyfriend is indeed very good. He can not only walk himself, but also other dogs. I feel that he can develop a side job as a dog walker. I will wait for him to save enough money to marry me.]

The Internet has been filled with cheers in recent days because of Yan Chu's surprise attack. Celebrity rivals are too lazy to comment. The number of clicks on posts about geographical attacks and spreading negative information has also dropped. Everyone is looking forward to it. , what kind of earth-shattering things can that magical Alaska do in the future?

Even because of Yan Chu's popularity, a number of emoticons have been updated on the Internet.

You know nothing about my power.jpg, with the picture of Yan Chu chasing the robber with his mouth wide and his fangs flashing.

You are not fat at all, I won’t allow you to lose weight.jpg, with a picture of Yan Chu squatting and curled up into a ball of flesh.

I have special skills for escaping myself.jpg, with a photo of Yan Chu holding the dog leash in his mouth.

Love me, are you afraid.jpg This is freshly released, and the accompanying picture is the scene of Yan Chu dragging his dog legs.

There are almost all kinds of emoticons, covering all the characteristics of Yan Chu’s evil charm, innocence and liveliness, warm spring breeze, ferocious violence, etc., coupled with Alaska’s inherently magical face, this set of emoticons is like a blazing fire. Like a prairie fire, he has become the new generation king of emoticons in the pet industry.

It's a pity that because Zhuoxi is too low-key, and she has received private family education since she was six years old, with no classmates or friends, the news that she is Ala's master has not been revealed on the Internet so far, so Yan Chu's owner has become a mystery to this day, causing those who want to find the dog owner to ask her to quickly open a Weibo and take more small videos of Yan Chu and beautiful photos, so that their wishes to suck the dog to their heart's content have all come to nothing.

Because of Yan Chu's sudden popularity, some dog food and dog product manufacturers have also focused on Yan Chu. Apart from his cleverness, his appearance is one of the best in Alaska. Although he is a little fatter, A dog has to be fat to attract people, especially its flexible skills in the video, which completely proves that it has a healthy body and that obesity does not put any burden on it.

If Yan Chu can be hired as the spokesperson for their products, with his current popularity, the sales of their products will definitely increase. This is more valuable than spending a lot of money to hire some well-known pet bloggers for advertising. too much.

Therefore, many manufacturers also began to mobilize relationships to find Yan Chu, and it was only a matter of time before they found Zhuo Xi.

"You mean, you want to ask Ala Ala to help you shoot a commercial?"

There is really a capable person who actually contacted the manager of Zhuoxi. After conveying their intention through the manager of Zhuoxi and getting Zhuoxi's permission to come to the door, the general manager of Enshi Dog Food told them about their side conditions given.

The endorsement fee of 50,000 yuan, plus a full year's supply of top-notch dog food, is already a very generous contract for a dog that has just become famous.

Enshi dog food is well-known in China. Although it is not as favored by breeders as some imported dog food, at least this brand is still trustworthy, especially for those who are not well-off but do not want to buy poisonous dogs on the cheap. Dog owners who have harmed their children with food usually choose Enci, so there is still a large market for Enci in China.

Over the years, Enshi has been seeking breakthroughs, hoping to replace the status of imported dog food in the hearts of breeders, so it is willing to spend time on publicity. All the owners of celebrity dogs who can be named on the Internet are Received the publicity fee from the gift.

But Yan Chu is a little different. This time he is filming a TV commercial for Enci. There are only a few Internet celebrity dogs who have received such treatment.

Aunt Wang was so excited when she thought that Ala, who she had brought up, would be on TV, she wanted to help Zhuo Xi and agree to it.

“Ara, do you want to do a commercial?”

Zhuo Xi held Yan Chu's two front paws and asked softly, "If you want to, just bark once. If you don't want to, bark twice."

These days, Zhuoxi felt more and more that Ala also had her own thoughts, and the other party might understand what she said.

"Ms. Zhuo, if you are not satisfied with the endorsement fee, we can discuss it again."

The manager who came to negotiate only thought that Zhuo Xi was not satisfied with the price they gave, so he found such a lame excuse. How can a dog understand human speech? Isn't it a joke to let the dog decide whether to shoot an advertisement or not? ?

But it’s wrong to think so. She can afford such a house with such a high price, and has a professional manager to help her make all the plans. Such a person does not look like she is short of tens of thousands of dollars and is worrying about a small amount of money. .

"Ouch!"

Yan Chu thought for a while, raised his neck and shouted.

He has a pretty big appetite now, and what Zhuoxi prepared for him was all top-notch dog food. Plus the expenses for other toys and clothes were not a small amount.

How could a grown man like Yan Chu be so embarrassed to be raised by a little girl? Now that he thinks about it, it would be good to be an Internet celebrity dog, at least he can earn money to support himself.

Of course, he would soon realize that the speed at which he made money could never keep up with the speed at which Zhuo Xi spent money on him.

The author has something to say: I’ll catch the typos tomorrow morning when I get up.