Di Yu and Qiu Daoren traveled from Lingnan to the north, dragging for more than ten days.
On this day, we arrived outside the Xuzhou Mansion on Jingxi Road in the Song Dynasty.
"Brother Qiu, let's go all the way to the north, why did I find that there are more and more Taoist temples on the road, and there are fewer and fewer temples where monks live?"
Di Yu asked the enemy Taoist who was riding a donkey upside down.
Qiu Daoist laughed: "Di Shaoxia, as soon as I heard your words, I knew that you hadn't walked the rivers and lakes before, do you think that the poor Dao was obtained for no reason?"
"The current son of the Great Song Dynasty admires Taoists, and he doesn't want to see monks, he himself hates having to be the emperor, and he directly becomes a Taoist
!" "Poor Dao was not a Taoist before, but he became a Taoist only when he saw that Taoists were becoming more and more respected!"
"Immeasurable Tianzun!"
Di Yu listened to it and understood.
The current emperor should be Zhao Ji of Huizong of the Northern Song Dynasty, according to historical records, this person is a masterpiece as an artist, and a straw bag when he is an emperor.
Later, the Jin Kingdom rose in the north, and he and his emperor's son were directly taken into exile in the north as prisoners, and the situation was miserable.
He himself admired Taoism, and later proclaimed himself the emperor of Taoism!
The two of them had been on the road for a day, and they were both a little tired, and the enemy Taoist said: "Turn the corner ahead, there is a tea shop, let's go to the front to rest." "
It's said to be a tea shop, but it's actually a canopy in Taniguchi.
There are not many people coming and going. As soon as Di Yu and Qiu Daoren sat down, a middle-aged couple came over to entertain them.
"Boss, business is booming!" asked the Qiu Daoren with a smile.
"It's all right, thanks to you!"
the woman finished wiping the table, and the man came over to offer refreshments.
Di Yu took a few bites of something, and as soon as he took a sip of tea, he felt that the taste was wrong.
He was born with good facial features, he knew the subtleties, and he had eaten snake gall bladder, and he was very sensitive to medicines.
However, his face was silent, and he wanted to think about it, so let's find out where the other party came from.
After a while, he faked a fainting.
"Di Shaoxia, Di Shaoxia, what's wrong with you?" the enemy called out several times.
Di Yu didn't move.
The middle-aged man in the cool canopy walked over and said softly: "Don't worry, the ghost king will never wake up within four hours after eating 'drunk soul scattering'!"
"Don't harm his life!"
The middle-aged man said "yes".
"On the way, I saw the traces left by the sect, what is the matter?" the enemy asked.
The middle-aged man said respectfully: "We have received the flying pigeon from the main altar, please read the ghost king!"
followed by the sound of opening the page.
After a while, the enemy Daoist smiled bitterly: "I know about this matter, I can't imagine that just after I came out of the rivers and lakes, the general altar would send me to do such a big thing
!" "The ghost king is the protector of the law, and the sect leader values you like his own left and right hands!"
Qiu Daoren thought for a while, and then said, "This young man surnamed Di is my friend of the poor Dao, you can find a place to settle him, and I will go back." "
Don't worry, the ghost king!" the
enemy Daoist instructed a few more words, got up and walked away.
The middle-aged man came over to pick up Di Yu and sighed softly.
"What's wrong?" the woman asked.
"Look, that sword ......" The man seemed to see the Guigu Vertical and Horizontal Sword on the table, and his voice was surprised.
Woman: "This ...... This is really a good sword
, Xianggong!" Man: "You rummag over the burden again, what?"
The woman flipped a few times: "Xianggong, so many silver taels! It seems that he is not an ordinary person!" Man:
"Take him back and talk about it." The
man wanted to carry Di Yu away, but as soon as he carried it on his back, he screamed, and his face turned green.
"What's wrong?" the woman asked with concern.
He ...... There was a thorn in his grandmother's body!"
The woman panicked when she saw that her husband's back was full of piercings that were several inches deep, and the blood was bleeding profusely.
"Stinky girl, what are you looking at, hurry up and help Lao Tzu point on the acupuncture points and apply medicine to stop the bleeding!" the man scolded.
The wife hurriedly followed her husband's instructions, and it took a while to finish it.
"It's really unlucky, let's see what he has on him later!"
the man scolded, this time he only dared to take Di Yu's arm, walked to a simple hut behind the valley mouth, and threw it on the bed.
The wife was playing with the vertical and horizontal sword next to her, looking like she couldn't put it down.
"You...... "The man encouraged his wife.
The wife twitched the hilt of the sword vigorously, but the vertical and horizontal sword lines did not move at all, and she pulled it out again, but she still couldn't pull it out.
"Xianggong, this sword is a little weird!" the wife said with discouragement.
"Show me. The
husband took the vertical and horizontal sword, used his strength, and heyed, but the vertical and horizontal sword still did not move.
"Is it a sword of death?" asked his wife in a strange voice.
"No, it won't. The husband shook his head, "This kid is full of weirdness, you go and see what else is on him, he stabbed me just now
!" The wife went over and tore Di Yu's shirt: "Scared, Xianggong, come here!"
The husband moved to the front and saw the soft hedgehog armor shining with a lin's light.
"This is armor! How can there be such soft armor in the world!" the wife's eyes were full of greed, stroking the soft hedgehog armor.
Accidentally, I punctured my finger into a bloody hole.
The soft hedgehog armor is very sharp.
"Baby, this boy is a baby!" said the husband's voice, too, trembling.
"Xianggong, if we have this armor, you say...... Who are you afraid of in the future?"
said his wife excitedly.
"You mean......" The husband looked at his wife, a glimmer of light in his pupils.
The wife nodded.
"No!" the husband thought for a moment and sighed heavily, "This person is the person handed over to us by the Ghost King, if the Ghost King comes back, how can we explain it?"
The wife said hatefully: "You are a mother-in-law and mother-in-law, what's the use of marrying a man like you
......? You're an apostate!" the husband's voice was surprised.
"If we rebel, we will betray! What was the purpose of joining the sect in the first place? Wasn't it to avoid revenge? But over the years, the sect has thrown us here, and all we are doing is to pass on information, and I have long been tired of it!" The
wife said this, and continued to seduce her husband: "Good brother, there are more places in the world that can accommodate us! If we can't stay in the martial arts, we will go to the green forest! I have a relative in my family, who fell into the grass in Liangshan Mountain, Shuibo, Shandong, and we went to join him after we did this vote, and the sect couldn't find us! The
husband doesn't squeak, and as you can imagine, he's struggling psychologically.
Di Yu, who was lying on the bed, sneered in his heart.
Since ancient times, women's hearts have been more vicious than men's! Husbands may still take care of their religious friendships, but wives have become obsessed with money.
Moreover, what did she just say
? Shuibo Liangshan? Well, at this time, it is indeed time for Liangshan to fall into the grass one hundred and eight
! "Okay!" The husband seemed to have made up his mind, "Wherever he goes, he will beg for a living! Kill people and seize treasures, we will go to Shuibo Liangshan
!" "This is my good man!" The wife was very happy.
Pooh,
her husband seemed to be kissed by her.
"You go away, see if I want his life!" said
the husband as he approached Di Yu ......
On this day, we arrived outside the Xuzhou Mansion on Jingxi Road in the Song Dynasty.
"Brother Qiu, let's go all the way to the north, why did I find that there are more and more Taoist temples on the road, and there are fewer and fewer temples where monks live?"
Di Yu asked the enemy Taoist who was riding a donkey upside down.
Qiu Daoist laughed: "Di Shaoxia, as soon as I heard your words, I knew that you hadn't walked the rivers and lakes before, do you think that the poor Dao was obtained for no reason?"
"The current son of the Great Song Dynasty admires Taoists, and he doesn't want to see monks, he himself hates having to be the emperor, and he directly becomes a Taoist
!" "Poor Dao was not a Taoist before, but he became a Taoist only when he saw that Taoists were becoming more and more respected!"
"Immeasurable Tianzun!"
Di Yu listened to it and understood.
The current emperor should be Zhao Ji of Huizong of the Northern Song Dynasty, according to historical records, this person is a masterpiece as an artist, and a straw bag when he is an emperor.
Later, the Jin Kingdom rose in the north, and he and his emperor's son were directly taken into exile in the north as prisoners, and the situation was miserable.
He himself admired Taoism, and later proclaimed himself the emperor of Taoism!
The two of them had been on the road for a day, and they were both a little tired, and the enemy Taoist said: "Turn the corner ahead, there is a tea shop, let's go to the front to rest." "
It's said to be a tea shop, but it's actually a canopy in Taniguchi.
There are not many people coming and going. As soon as Di Yu and Qiu Daoren sat down, a middle-aged couple came over to entertain them.
"Boss, business is booming!" asked the Qiu Daoren with a smile.
"It's all right, thanks to you!"
the woman finished wiping the table, and the man came over to offer refreshments.
Di Yu took a few bites of something, and as soon as he took a sip of tea, he felt that the taste was wrong.
He was born with good facial features, he knew the subtleties, and he had eaten snake gall bladder, and he was very sensitive to medicines.
However, his face was silent, and he wanted to think about it, so let's find out where the other party came from.
After a while, he faked a fainting.
"Di Shaoxia, Di Shaoxia, what's wrong with you?" the enemy called out several times.
Di Yu didn't move.
The middle-aged man in the cool canopy walked over and said softly: "Don't worry, the ghost king will never wake up within four hours after eating 'drunk soul scattering'!"
"Don't harm his life!"
The middle-aged man said "yes".
"On the way, I saw the traces left by the sect, what is the matter?" the enemy asked.
The middle-aged man said respectfully: "We have received the flying pigeon from the main altar, please read the ghost king!"
followed by the sound of opening the page.
After a while, the enemy Daoist smiled bitterly: "I know about this matter, I can't imagine that just after I came out of the rivers and lakes, the general altar would send me to do such a big thing
!" "The ghost king is the protector of the law, and the sect leader values you like his own left and right hands!"
Qiu Daoren thought for a while, and then said, "This young man surnamed Di is my friend of the poor Dao, you can find a place to settle him, and I will go back." "
Don't worry, the ghost king!" the
enemy Daoist instructed a few more words, got up and walked away.
The middle-aged man came over to pick up Di Yu and sighed softly.
"What's wrong?" the woman asked.
"Look, that sword ......" The man seemed to see the Guigu Vertical and Horizontal Sword on the table, and his voice was surprised.
Woman: "This ...... This is really a good sword
, Xianggong!" Man: "You rummag over the burden again, what?"
The woman flipped a few times: "Xianggong, so many silver taels! It seems that he is not an ordinary person!" Man:
"Take him back and talk about it." The
man wanted to carry Di Yu away, but as soon as he carried it on his back, he screamed, and his face turned green.
"What's wrong?" the woman asked with concern.
He ...... There was a thorn in his grandmother's body!"
The woman panicked when she saw that her husband's back was full of piercings that were several inches deep, and the blood was bleeding profusely.
"Stinky girl, what are you looking at, hurry up and help Lao Tzu point on the acupuncture points and apply medicine to stop the bleeding!" the man scolded.
The wife hurriedly followed her husband's instructions, and it took a while to finish it.
"It's really unlucky, let's see what he has on him later!"
the man scolded, this time he only dared to take Di Yu's arm, walked to a simple hut behind the valley mouth, and threw it on the bed.
The wife was playing with the vertical and horizontal sword next to her, looking like she couldn't put it down.
"You...... "The man encouraged his wife.
The wife twitched the hilt of the sword vigorously, but the vertical and horizontal sword lines did not move at all, and she pulled it out again, but she still couldn't pull it out.
"Xianggong, this sword is a little weird!" the wife said with discouragement.
"Show me. The
husband took the vertical and horizontal sword, used his strength, and heyed, but the vertical and horizontal sword still did not move.
"Is it a sword of death?" asked his wife in a strange voice.
"No, it won't. The husband shook his head, "This kid is full of weirdness, you go and see what else is on him, he stabbed me just now
!" The wife went over and tore Di Yu's shirt: "Scared, Xianggong, come here!"
The husband moved to the front and saw the soft hedgehog armor shining with a lin's light.
"This is armor! How can there be such soft armor in the world!" the wife's eyes were full of greed, stroking the soft hedgehog armor.
Accidentally, I punctured my finger into a bloody hole.
The soft hedgehog armor is very sharp.
"Baby, this boy is a baby!" said the husband's voice, too, trembling.
"Xianggong, if we have this armor, you say...... Who are you afraid of in the future?"
said his wife excitedly.
"You mean......" The husband looked at his wife, a glimmer of light in his pupils.
The wife nodded.
"No!" the husband thought for a moment and sighed heavily, "This person is the person handed over to us by the Ghost King, if the Ghost King comes back, how can we explain it?"
The wife said hatefully: "You are a mother-in-law and mother-in-law, what's the use of marrying a man like you
......? You're an apostate!" the husband's voice was surprised.
"If we rebel, we will betray! What was the purpose of joining the sect in the first place? Wasn't it to avoid revenge? But over the years, the sect has thrown us here, and all we are doing is to pass on information, and I have long been tired of it!" The
wife said this, and continued to seduce her husband: "Good brother, there are more places in the world that can accommodate us! If we can't stay in the martial arts, we will go to the green forest! I have a relative in my family, who fell into the grass in Liangshan Mountain, Shuibo, Shandong, and we went to join him after we did this vote, and the sect couldn't find us! The
husband doesn't squeak, and as you can imagine, he's struggling psychologically.
Di Yu, who was lying on the bed, sneered in his heart.
Since ancient times, women's hearts have been more vicious than men's! Husbands may still take care of their religious friendships, but wives have become obsessed with money.
Moreover, what did she just say
? Shuibo Liangshan? Well, at this time, it is indeed time for Liangshan to fall into the grass one hundred and eight
! "Okay!" The husband seemed to have made up his mind, "Wherever he goes, he will beg for a living! Kill people and seize treasures, we will go to Shuibo Liangshan
!" "This is my good man!" The wife was very happy.
Pooh,
her husband seemed to be kissed by her.
"You go away, see if I want his life!" said
the husband as he approached Di Yu ......
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