HP Dear Miss Freak

"To Dumbledore, she was eccentric; to Snape, she was arrogant, lawless, inexhaustible, and inexhaustible; to Lockhart , um, cough cough cough."

Sylvia often rolled her eyes after the opening ceremony. Certainly not because of another loss of the annual bet with Fred, but because of that disgusting Lockhart. Unless one day the girls don't scream for this greasy man again, or one day, Sylvia's eyes will never come back and she'll be sent by the twins to Madam Pomfrey.

Hermione also has a bad face all day, but she is because of Harry and Ron's speeding experience. Of course, she didn't know that she was the main factor that made Sylvia depressed, especially when she came to breakfast with Lockhart's book, Sylvia was so mad that she wanted to overturn the long table. No, I can't wait to tear down the auditorium.

"Why are you crazy early in the morning?" Fred shook his head amusingly as he watched Sylvia murder the pie on the plate with a knife and fork.

"Ehhh! Cut the plate and wear it! Calm down! Dude!" George carefully took the knife from Sylvia's hand and put it aside.

"Look at that big white tooth." Sylvia stared at Lockhart's grinning comical look on the cover of the book "Vampires" in Hermione's hand, "Those things have to have a touch of harmony. He told me to eat this plate."

"You still watched?" Fred laughed.

"It cost me so much money to look at and use it to cover instant noodles?" Sylvia fiercely forked a piece of pie and put it in her mouth.

"What is that? I want to eat it." Fred took a bite of the bread in his hand.

"I think Lockhart is in big trouble." George whispered in Fred's ear.

"No, Ron got into big trouble." Sylvia not only heard it, but also turned around and pointed in Ron's direction.

"Little Ronnie got a roaring letter!" George was so happy as if it wasn't his own brother.

"I dare say it must be Mom." Fred raised his eyebrows proudly. And the roar from the letter did not disappoint him. Sylvia had already covered her ears in advance.

"Ronald Weasley!"

Sylvia and the twins exchanged a glance, while sending Ron a caring look.

This is true social death. Everyone present in the auditorium looked around to see who had received the roaring letter, and who was Ronald, who was the laughing stock early in the morning, and Mrs. Molly's letter was not an ordinary length, it was hard not to Reminds Sylvia of the fear of being dominated by her mother in the previous time and space.

"...It's so annoying, your father will be censored in the unit, it's all your fault. If you don't follow the rules, we will bring you back immediately!"

The roar stopped. Sylvia could see Draco dancing and laughing on the long Slytherin table across the crowd. How can this young master have no burden at all at this time.

"So Ron made us lose the speeder?" Fred seemed to realize this, and clapped the crumbs on his hands dejectedly.

"We haven't had enough fun yet." George also looked gloomy as he lost his appetite because of this, "Dad is on trial, we probably won't be able to play anymore."

"I advise you to follow the rules recently. I'm afraid Aunt Molly will take you out." Sylvia said with smacking her lips.

"Follow the rules?"

"You can do it?" Fred and George squinted at Sylvia.

Can't.

How could Sylvia do it?

Especially when the Defense Against the Dark Arts class was facing this suffocating class quiz, Fred and George looked at Sylvia's expression, always afraid that she would take the next second He became a "Wan Lun female ghost who was not defeated with a smile" in Lockhart's mouth.

"Wizard Weekly's most charming smile award five times." Sylvia repeated what Lockhart just said while playing with the quill in her hand, and sneered without any scruples .

"I think Bunny will break his teeth one day."

"Can I just tear his face to pieces? I'll kill myself if I watch him win again." Fred and George discussed together.

Big White Fang gave them a love potion!"

"You don't know how charming you are when you say you think he's disgusting, Bunny." Fred smiled and put his arms around Sylvia's shoulders, "I'm afraid you're like mom, Then I'm going to go crazy."

"Just - speechless!" Sylvia simply ignored the girls who were completely obsessed in front of her and her good roommates, lowered her head and started to write a small test.

"Are you really writing?" Fred has folded the paper into a paper airplane, and George is already working out what spell to use.

But Sylvia didn't say anything, the handwriting became more and more brisk, and the smile became more and more sly. Fred and George both put their heads together, and in the next second, they reached out their hands to cover up their laughter.

"What is Lockhart's secret ambition?" Fred pointed to Sylvia's flamboyant handwriting and tried to hold back a smile, "Make up a few more books and cheat some money?!"

"Is it quite a secret?" Sylvia didn't look up but raised her eyebrows proudly, "No one knows?"

"What is Lockhart's greatest achievement to date?" George's shoulders were shaking as he read the answer on the paper, "There is me, Sylvia Tonks, this student ."

"Should I add the two of you?" Sylvia turned to look at the two boys who nodded frantically, and happily added their names to the answer.

"His ideal birthday present." Fred was already laughing his legs.

"I'll give you a slap to sober up and take a look at what you are." George had no strength to answer, but Sylvia said this sentence very happily.

"Very ideal, very useful." Sylvia picked up her answer sheet and shivered.

Fred reopened the paper as if inspired, and started writing.

"What did you write?" Sylvia leaned over with interest. But Fred turned sideways to block Sylvia's sight.

"Mysterious." Sylvia pursed her lips and continued to open Lockhart's book to find his bug.

It's worth Fred and George getting together and shaking with laughter. Sylvia's curiosity couldn't be hidden any longer, and she stretched out her arm and put Fred's neck on it and pulled it hard.

"I'm going to die! You little freak! Let go!" Fred pretended to cough twice, his face cheerful.

"Are you okay?" Sylvia looked at the flattery written on the quiz, and was even painted with a lot of love, "Are you going to disgust him to death? How does one's way also heal one's body? High! This trick!"

"Look carefully! Dude!" George reminded, and Fred immediately covered his mouth.

Sylvia took a closer look and found that her name was written in the name column.

"Fred Weasley!" Sylvia reached out to take the test, but Fred managed to control both hands with one hand.

"What are you doing? You still want to bite me?" Fred raised his eyebrows when he saw Sylvia grinning, and was immediately kicked by her.

"My legs - I'm going to take time off from Oliver, I can't go to training." Fred pretended to wipe away his tears, but he still didn't hold Sylvia's hand loosely.

"Change the name back to your own or you won't be able to play Quidditch for the rest of your life!" Sylvia raised her leg again as if ready to kick down. At this time, she was very fortunate that they chose to sit in the last row to listen to the class.

"Change the name to me if you don't want me to be responsible for you! George Weasley!" Sylvia stared. George smiled and took Fred's quiz and wanted to change his name, but Fred grabbed it right away and folded it and stuffed it into his pocket.

"I promise, there won't be a second answer sheet for you." Fred was still laughing, Sylvia just rolled her eyes, took out her hands, shook it, and got up to go Submit her quiz.

"Then what? Lockhart didn't come to trouble you?" Lee smiled and patted Sylvia on the shoulder.

This afternoon, the little lions in the two dormitories of Gryffindor gathered in the courtyard to chat, while waiting for the start of the afternoon class.

"Why are you bothering me? Because I exposed him?" Sylvia snorted softly.

"Dude, I bet he'll be so **** he'll tear up your quiz and throw it to his 'horrific' Cornish elf." Kenneth laughed. Apparently the boys didn't have a good impression of the big white tooth.

But the girls are clearly still under the fan filter. Or rather, under the filter of his face that only laughs white teeth.

"How do you know he's talking nonsense?" Patricia asked, smacking her lips.

"I was just skeptical at first, but as soon as I went to class I found out that he really has nothing." Sylvia shrugged, "I'm starting to miss Quirrell."

"You should tell Professor Dumbledore directly, not in such a disrespectful way." Robert also did not agree with her approach.

"Look at our glasses."

"You are the real Percy Two." Fred and George took Robert's shoulders.

"Siel, do you sometimes go too far?" Emily frowned slightly, "We're friends, so we think you're funny. But what do people think of you? I don't know."

"If you say it's good, you are wise and eloquent, but if you say it badly, you are arrogant and lawless!" Robert nodded slightly maturely.

This is true. Sylvia accepted the suggestion.

"Why care what other people think?" Fred said with a scowl.

"It is. Take it easy, my friends." George patted Robert lightly on the back.

"But I was definitely the only student in that class who answered that his favorite color was lilac." Sylvia looked at Robert and Emily seriously, "I'm not It's empty words, I have read all his books. You probably don't remember him mentioning this in "A Year with the Tibetan Snowman". Speaking of which, the exaggerated part of the book is really too much. Bullshit."

"Because you really read his broken book." Fred returned to Sylvia and hooked her shoulder.

"That's why he's really mad at you!" George laughed gleefully.

"I don't want him to lose his job, I just want him to know that it's useless to deceive himself. He can't deceive everyone." Sylvia said, seeing not far away A little gray head crouched in the place, "Hi! Colin!"

Colin was visibly taken aback, as Harry's number one fan, he was watching his idol from a distance.

"Hi? You actually remember my name?" Colin was obviously surprised when he looked at the senior.

"Of course she remembers." Fred laughed, took out a silver civet in his pocket and tossed it, "She can't forget any of the students since the gambling. "

"Go directly to Harry if you want." Sylvia smiled and looked at Colin, "He's easy to get along with."

"I'm a Harry fan." George grinned, "You can go to our little sister Ginny to set up a Harry Potter fan support club."

"It's all because of you brothers that Ginny doesn't dare to talk to Harry." Sylvia rolled her eyes at George.

"Is that a camera? Take a picture for us first!" Angelina said happily, "Remember? We said on the day of the live-action CS that we would take a group photo later."

"Good idea! Take a picture for us!" Arya clapped her hands excitedly.

Colin was also very willing to help, and after a click, everyone gathered around. Sylvia was not as nervous as they were discussing whether the filming was good or not. The most important thing about a big group photo is not whether it looks good or not, but because everyone is there, it is precious.

Sylvia looked at the position of the Iron Triangle after withdrawing from the crowd. The thought of Hermione still watching "Vampires" at this time made her scalp tingle.

Why can't my smartest little angel see through the hypocrisy of Big White Fang at this time?

"Bunny."

Sylvia heard Fred's voice, and turned around to find that this guy had come to her side at some point, and he was hugging her fiercely.

"Look ahead," Fred whispered.

Just as Sylvia turned her head to face the camera lens, Colin quickly pressed the shutter. And Fred quickly let go of Sylvia and came to Colin to check the camera. It all happened so fast that the other friends who were still chatting didn't notice it at all. Sylvia just wanted to lean over to look, but was attracted by a small golden head.

Draco and his two little followers were passing by. Sylvia was so fortunate that she avoided a famous quarrel by accident, so that she raised her arms in a good mood to greet him: "Hi! Baby Dragon! Would you like to take a photo together?"

Draco looked back with a look like he had eaten a dung egg. He opened his mouth to sneer something, but in the end he just rolled his eyes and turned away.

"Why do you like to provoke that Slytherin so much?" Arya leaned over and asked.

"The arrogant young master, isn't it cute?" Sylvia looked at Draco's angry back and laughed.

"Cute?" Fred walked over with a look of disgust, "You just said he was cute?"

"You're cute too, Fred." Sylvia smiled and patted Fred on the shoulder.

"Fuck you."

The author has something to say:

Actually, I don't want to give this big white tooth a role at all. But as this year's Defence Against the Dark Arts professor, let's give some face hahaha. Searle was used to being crazy anyway, and Lockhart could just think she was just crazy. And I think in this way he shouldn't attack the little girl, right? Thank you Lockhart for bringing joy to this school year.

Searle is definitely not a very positive character hahaha. She's a very bad girl.

Chapter of a relaxed and happy daily life, I hope it will bring you some happiness.

Dragon brother is changing a little bit, so I will slightly modify the original famous scene or language.

Okay, let me tell you some of my thoughts on Gemini and Angelina. First of all, if there are friends of George and Angelina, I apologize here, I will not arrange for them to be together in the next episode. In fact, Rowling's arrangement for the two of them to get married is like flogging me. In particular, I saw a sentence: "George and Angelina are looking for Fred's shadow in each other" and almost killed me directly. I can clearly feel Fred and Angie's sugar when reading the novel. Actually watch a movie! I remember in the first Quidditch match, Angelina gave Fred a high five after scoring a goal (although I guessed it was Fred and not George's when I knew they were going to date) There are times (both novels and movies), and a third time when Angelina says that Seid is handsome and Fred is upset (this is in the novel). So in fact, it is understandable that Searle made a wrong cp. After all, she went in with the perspective of God. Going back to the original, if Fred wasn't going to die, then I think he's going to stay with Angelina. Now Fred has more contact with Searle and likes Searle. But I don't think Angelina likes George if she doesn't like Fred. I have always felt that twins are two separate individuals. (Of course, I also think that if Angie and George got married later in the original book, it must not be to find a substitute!) And if George actually liked Angie all the time, but because his brother liked it, George would hide it until he took over. It would be too humble. (I also don't think it fits George's setting and character) So I don't think George had that kind of feeling for Angie during school. To be honest, I think it's too much for the two of them to get married. From George's point of view, if Angie is Fred's date, I really can't think of any sweet drama between the two of them. If George didn't like Angie before, it would be a bit far-fetched to like him now.

Of course this is my personal understanding.

Recalling that Ollie, who played George, said in an interview that he felt that he should not give identical gifts to twins. I have kept this in mind to this day. Although Fred and George are very similar, I think they have different charms.