How did I become a top star when I only wanted to play badly?

When the "raindrops" dripped on his face, the old man felt sticky.

He stretched out his finger tremblingly, wiped it on his face, and found that his finger was also stained with sticky white solution.

So... he put his finger in his mouth for a while.

"What is this? Why does it taste like soy milk? Don't mention it, this taste is quite authentic."

After taking a small sip, the old man raised his head again. Today he finally opened his eyes! It's raining soy milk!

Then the next second, the old man's smile froze instantly!

This "soy milk" is dripping from the tail of a white pigeon! ! !

... ...

I am a white pigeon. One day, my friends and I were foraging in an open space, and then a strange young human came.

He barked at us, "suck, suck, suck". Although I knew it was used to tease those "silly dogs", I still went over to him because he had food in his hand.

When we got to his feet, he seemed very happy and generously put the food in front of me.

It was the first time we met such a kind and generous young human, we were very happy! So I let down my inner defense and took a big sip of the liquid in the bowl!

At that moment, I saw my cousin whom I hadn't seen for a long time! I remember that it was electrocuted on the human's electric pole, and it smelled really good on the day it died!

But this is not the point! The point is that I once secretly tasted its poop, and I swear that even my cousin's freshly baked poop is 10,000 times more delicious than this human's food! ! !

When I came back to life, the young human in front of me disappeared, and another strange old human came.

Can I bear it if I hear him "suck, suck, suck" in front of me? !

Damn human, you failed to hurt me once! You actually want to hurt me a second time!

So I led my people to teach him a lesson! Seeing him fleeing in panic, I was very satisfied. I want to let humans know that orcs will never be slaves! ! !

... ...

That day, a spectacle appeared in front of the Capital Airport Square, a large group of white pigeons made a precise attack on an old man.

Chen Ci took a taxi to the hotel arranged for him by the "Mid-Autumn Poetry Conference" program team.

Lying on the bed, he played Douyin and saw an interview with an old man. The background was still the airport where he just got off the plane.

"Young people nowadays are really getting more and more excessive! They actually fed bean juice to the pigeons in the square!"

The old man in the video looked very angry, but his hair and clothes full of white spots looked very funny.

"Uncle, how did you know someone was feeding the pigeons with soy milk?"

It sounded like a female reporter, and she seemed to be trying hard to hold back her laughter.

"I tasted it... I saw it with my own eyes!"

Speaking of this, the old man became even more angry! Damn it! He knew that it was impossible for God to rain soy milk!

"Puchi! Excuse me!"

When she heard the word "taste". The female reporter was also a day student, and she didn't live in school.

"Puchi!"

This time it was the male photographer next to the reporter who laughed out loud. You know it's hard for a person to hold back his laughter. Now someone next to him laughed out loud, and he really couldn't hold it back!

"What are you laughing at?"

The old man was very angry! What's wrong with the young people nowadays! Do they still know how to respect the elderly and love the young!

"No, no! Puchi!"

The female reporter was already trying very hard to hold back her laughter, but after seeing the pigeons drop a lump of "white liquid" on the old man's head again, she still failed.

"You're obviously laughing at me! You never stopped!"

"Grandpa, we've been strictly trained. No matter how funny it is, we won't laugh... unless we can't help it. Haha~"

"Go, go, go~"

Under the old man's horrified eyes, the reporter and the photographer bent over with laughter.

Chen Ci lay on the bed and almost fainted from laughing.

"Haha~ This old man is so funny... Wait a minute, the airport, the white pigeon, the young people, the soy milk... It shouldn't be me..."

Chen Ci touched the tip of his nose and swiped to the next video with a guilty conscience.

Then he saw a video of himself feeding pigeons at the airport...

The video was captioned: Brother Chen Ci is so loving...

Comment area:

"I am dying of laughter!!!"

"Chen Ci has done all kinds of bad things! Hahaha!"

"Poor old man, it turns out that Chen Ci did it!"

"Why did the pigeons at the Capital Airport attack passers-by, why did the 70-year-old old man walk so fast, why did the professional reporter burst into laughter. Behind all this, is it the distortion of human hearts, orIt is a moral decline. Let's go into Chen Ci's inner world..."

"I am dying of laughter, the rain tastes like soybean juice!"

"The old man has drunk soybean juice all his life, but it is not as authentic as today's."

Chen Ci left the comment area and turned off Douyin with a guilty conscience.

He opened Weibo again, and saw that he was on the top of the hot search again. By the way, the second place was "Wang Banbi" who had just released a song.

Chen Ci knew that the comments inside must be for fun and insulting him, but he couldn't help himself!

So Chen Ci clicked on the comment area of ​​Weibo's hot search #陈辞和老大爷不能说的那些事#.

"The editor knows how to write a title."

"It's amazing that you can resist clicking on this title!"

"After watching two videos, I have already fainted from laughter once, goose goose goose~"

"Chen Ci is so mean! He actually fed my cute pigeon soybean juice! ”

“I saw the first pigeon that went up to drink, and it convulsed and fell to the ground, hahaha!”

“Pigeon: It tastes good, I love it. But good things should be shared with others!”

“What a poor old man, puchi! Although I sympathize with him, I really want to laugh!”

“Brother Chen Ci is so wicked! But I like him so much! "

... ...

Chen Ci silently turned off his phone. He was afraid that he would not be able to sleep if he continued to watch...

Since Chen Ci fell asleep early yesterday, he got up early today.

After having breakfast on the street, he took a taxi and came to the scene of the "Mid-Autumn Poetry Conference".

Along the way, the driver was very talkative. After recognizing Chen Ci, he was so excited that he said that his wife and daughter were both fans of Chen Ci.

When he said this, he looked at Chen Ci with a bit of resentment. But soon, he was like nothing happened and chatted with Chen Ci enthusiastically.

When getting off the car, he also took a photo with Chen Ci.

"Chen Ci! Next time you need a car, remember to call me! I'll give you a discount!"

After Chen Ci waved his hand, the driver drove away in a flash.

Chen Ci turned around and looked at the imposing national TV station in front of him, and walked in.

... ...