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Of course, if Chen Mo thinks about it, there are more violent operations. With Brother V's strength, let alone blasting neon lights, it is not difficult to smash the earth with one knife!

Although Chen Mo had many methods, none of them worked. It would be too easy to just hack Machima to death for the 'good things' she did!

Play with her first!

After some time passed, Makima's body got up from the ground, then picked up her head and put it back on again.

Seeing that Makima had connected her head, Chen Mo smiled and pushed the beef noodles in front of him.

"The head is connected, let's eat the noodles first. This noodles is very precious and you, the chef, should eat it first."

Chen Mo's natural expression even made Machima wonder if the incident of being beheaded just now was her imagination.

However, the pain left on her neck didn't lie, nor did the blood on the ground. She was really beheaded by Chen Mo just now!

Is there something wrong with this guy’s head?

Obviously you asked me to make beef noodles for you and you told me not to add chopped green onion. I obviously followed your instructions, but you told me that you don’t eat beef!

Why do you want me to make beef noodles if you don’t eat beef jerky! And he wants to chop off my head! Crazy?

"I signed a contract with Prime Minister Neon. No matter what harm I suffer, it will be transferred to the Neon citizens. As long as Neon is still there, I will not die. You should give up the idea of ​​killing me, and I don't think we have either." It is necessary to go to..."

The sword flashed past Machima, and her head fell to the ground again.

"Eat noodles, just eat noodles, why are you talking so much!"

After a while, Makima once again performed a good trick and put the head back on.

"you!"

"Eat noodles." Chen Mo continued with a smile.

Makima: "..."

After being silent for a while, she sat down opposite Chen Mo and ate noodles silently.

"You really eat it?!"

After saying that, Chen Mo stabbed her again, and Machima's head fell off again, and the blood spurted from her neck turned her face red.

When her head was reattached, Makima's mentality completely collapsed.

The Fourth Section of the Public Security Bureau is a very special department, and most of the members in it are demons. As the actual controller of this department, Makima believes that she has seen a lot of psychopaths and freaks.

But she has never seen that lunatic who can compare with Chen Mo!

This guy is really sick! His actions and actions are inconsistent with his words, without any logic or bottom line! And if you want to kill someone, kill someone! There is no morality at all!

"What exactly do you want from me?" Makima said emotionally.

She could accept her own death, but she couldn't accept that she died so inexplicably.

"Eh? Why are you in a hurry? I just let you eat noodles. Is it wrong to eat noodles?"

Veins popped up on Makima's forehead.

"Stop playing tricks! You are so powerful! You can do whatever you want if you are strong!"

"Ah."

Chen Mo pulled out the Yan Demon Sword and his head fell to the ground again.

"Sorry, being strong means you can do whatever you want!"

After a period of time passed, Makima sat on the sofa in a daze like Denci who was ruined by her in the comics. There was no reaction at all. The walls, floor, sofa, and balcony were all covered with bright red blood.

You can imagine what happened to her during this period.

Looking at the completely broken Makima, Chen Mo shook his head.

It seems that she can't bear such severe stimulation for a while, so she needs to be allowed to slow down first.

Chen Mo tidied his clothes and stood up slowly.

"Let's go here today. I'll come back later when I'm free."

After saying that, Chen Mo drew a cross in the air with the Demonic Sword of Hell. The space tore apart and a portal appeared in the living room. Chen Mo stepped into it.

Just when the portal was about to close, he suddenly stopped.

"By the way, I almost forgot something. I'll give you a gift before I leave. Do you still remember the dark demon I killed?"

Hearing the name of the Demon of Darkness, Makima had some reaction and turned to look at Chen Mo.

"You know the rules of hell. Demons killed in **** will not really die but will be sent to the real world. Although the corpse of the dark demon is in the real world, it was killed by me in hell. You should understand what this means."

Makima's eyes widened, she knew exactly what this meant!

The demon of darkness will be resurrected in reality!

"Well, the response is good. I wish you a happy life in the future. I won't disturb you anymore. I'm leaving first."

After saying that, Chen Mo closed the space rift. The moment the portal closed, he seemed to hear such a roar.

"I'll **** your mother!"

…….

Real world, Neon Special Intelligence Bureau, winery.

Gin stared at the computer screen with bloodshot eyes.

He was playing Dark Souls 1. As for why he, an agent, would play Dark Souls during working hours, there was actually a reason.

Ever since Isshin Ashina appeared at the Comic Exhibition, the business of their winery has become unprecedentedly heavy.

And the winery knows everything about urine. The agents here are usually either fishing or on the road to fish, so all the accumulated work naturally falls on him.

It’s not clear whether the two capitals and thirteen provinces are shouldered by Mr. Xiaoge, but the distillery is definitely shouldered by Gin!

Not long ago, P Station live broadcasted a video of the soul-based world adventure, and the winery naturally received the news. In order to understand the soul-based settings, Gin naturally took on the task of testing it.

In order to experience the world of Dark Souls more intuitively, he did not check the guide during the entire game! From beginning to end, I was on my own!

And everyone knows how outrageous Hun Yi’s map design is.

These days, he has been tortured to death by Miyazaki Hidetaka's various malicious intentions! My spirit is almost broken!

After finally crossing the Poison Pond of the Disease Village, breaking through the Thain Playground and arriving at the Royal City, he was blocked at the Double Bow in the Royal City.

He couldn't understand why Miyazaki Hidetaka had to squeeze two archery silver knights into such a narrow road! Moreover, the thrust of the bows and arrows of these two silver knights is incredible! If you touch it even slightly, you will be shot straight away!

Isn’t this just torture?

Just when Gin was losing his mind after playing so fast, the director came over.

"Ahem...it's so late, still testing."

Chapter 1,122 Can I continue to be lucky?

Hearing the director's voice, Gin suddenly felt a bad feeling in his heart. He knew the director too well. If the other party took the initiative to come to him, it must be up to no good!

"It's just business, Director. Why don't you get off work at this late hour?" Gin said warily.

"Hey, you haven't left as an employee. As the director, I naturally have to set an example! By the way, I have a video I just took. Come and see how it goes."

After saying that, the director brought his cell phone to Gin and played the comic show video that was circulated on the Internet. Gin fell silent when he saw the scene in the video of Vergil cutting the space with two swords.

"Gin, what do you think of this video?" the director asked in a low voice.

Let me see with my eyes!

"Director, do you and I still need to use this method? Just tell me what you have to do."

The director was filled with emotions. Gin was indeed the best employee in the winery. He was the most reliable employee no matter what happened!

Actually, it’s not like the director always troubles Gin, but there’s nothing he can do about it. After he told the other agents about this work, they either had stomachaches or toothaches! Some people even suffer from terminal diseases! And there is a certificate from the hospital!

Now that things have come to this, it is naturally impossible for him to let these people go to work anymore. After searching everyone, the director really has no choice but to find Gin.

"Gin, I really saw you right! Don't worry, after I explain this work, I will immediately ask the superiors for instructions and let them give you a best employee award!"

Ginjiu raised his hand to interrupt the director.

"Director, these words will be discussed later. Let's talk about business first. What is the mission this time? Do you want me to go to Capcom to invite someone to tea?"

The director shook his head: "There is no rush."

During this period, they invited many actors and game producers to tea. However, there was not much progress in the investigation of the matter, so the official people were not as enthusiastic about inviting people to tea as they were at the beginning.

"Someone will take care of the matter of inviting people to tea later. This is your task now."

As he spoke, the director placed a game box in front of Gin.

Looking at the Devil May Cry 5 logo on the game box, Gin was stunned for a moment and then immediately reacted.

"The boss asked me to test the game again?!"

The director coughed twice.

"Gin, look at it. Treating people to tea is work, and testing games is work. Since it's all work, what's not to do? Besides, you can legitimately play games during working hours. This is a job that many people dream of! You don’t know how many people in the winery are envious of you!”

Why don’t they test the game themselves if they are so envious! I'm an intelligence worker! Not a game tester!

If I really like playing games so much, why did I join the winery in the first place! Wouldn’t it be nice to go directly to work at a game company?

Complaints belong to complaints and work must continue to be done.

After all, Vergil has appeared in reality, and it is very reasonable for them to be asked to actually experience the game "Devil May Cry 5".

Gin let out a long sigh and sat back in front of the computer and picked up the controller again.

"Put the disc there first, and then I'll test it after I finish Soul One."

"Okay, but you have to hurry up. This time there are requirements for the progress of the game."

"Huh? Is it required by the above?"

The director opened the p station and played a video of subject one.

"They ask you to at least reach this level."

Gin was dumbfounded after looking at the content in the video.

This is an operation I can perform!

The viewing experience of Devil May Cry is different from Sekiro and Dark Souls.

The movements in Dark Souls are simple. Fighting the BOSS is basically rolling and slashing. So when you watch the video, you don’t feel how difficult this game is. Instead, you feel that these UP dishes are so good. I would have killed them all earlier!

The game mode of Sekiro is a fast-paced sword fight, so the visual impression is a bit difficult, but I can do it.

As for Devil May Cry 5, it is a game that looks difficult but is actually even harder to play.

The character performance of Devil May Cry 5 crushes monsters. If you just want to clear the level, it is very simple, but once you start pursuing high scores, the difficulty begins to skyrocket!

Even if you develop tenosynovitis due to the operations in the video, you may not be able to cure it!

Gin looked at the content of subject one in the video and then looked at the game disc next to the computer, his eyes filled with bloodshot eyes.

You guys want me to die!

…….

Chen Mo didn't know what Gin Jiu was suffering. He was browsing the game area of ​​Station P, but when he passed by a certain UP main live broadcast room, he stopped the mouse.

"Damn it, he's actually playing Lord of the Rings Gollum!"

Looking at the content in the live broadcast room, Chen Mo was shocked. This brother must be working too hard. He even dares to touch such things for the sake of traffic!

You have to know that Gollum of the Lord of the Rings is quite explosive even in the entire garbage game world.

Other **** games are just bad at worst in terms of numerical values ​​and plot, but Gollum of the Lord of the Rings is far more than that! Its existence even created a new term, cyber torture device!

Playing this game is either entertainment or torture!

Chen Mo clicked on the live broadcast room to give this UP a good review and then immediately quit because I really can't watch this thing too much! One more look and you'll explode!

After quitting, Chen Mo started watching videos again. After a while, he saw a preview trailer for Song of Silk in the video area, and it was a trailer from a serious manufacturer!

Oops! You posted a notice again!

Chen Mo slid the mouse and clicked in, trying to find something new from this pilot trailer, but he was soon disappointed.

This trailer doesn’t include a single new frame!