Host, I’m Here To Accompany You To Pretend

Damn it! Two dimensions!

The middle-aged man looked unlucky. He didn't expect that the first time he robbed someone, he caught a two-dimensional person!

"Forget it, I'll give you ten minutes. If you can't find any useful information within ten minutes, move your head!"

"ah?"

"Scream!" The middle-aged man pointed at Zhou Hao and said sternly: "It counts as time!"

Are you Zhang Mazi?

Zhou Hao was so anxious that he was sweating profusely. What valuable information could he come up with in only ten minutes!

Time waits for no one, and soon nine minutes and fifty seconds passed and the middle-aged man began to count down.

"Ten, nine, eight, seven..."

"Wait...wait! I remembered! There are immortal cultivators in all demons! Is this useful information?"

The middle-aged man was stunned.

"What did you say?"

"There once appeared in the magic city a cultivator of immortals who overcame a tribulation! I still have the video taken at that time on my phone!"

As he spoke, Zhou Hao hurriedly found the video he had taken on the day Chen Mo escaped from the tribulation in public.

After watching the video content, everyone present was dumbfounded.

"Damn it! Is there really someone in the Demon City who is trying to overcome the tribulation?"

"Isn't this a special effects video?"

"Where can I find a special effects video with such poor quality! I'm the one doing post-production! This video is real at first glance! It's definitely not a synthetic special effect!"

"Really or not! Brother, do I still have a chance to meet immortal cultivators when I go to the magic city now?"

"Stop arguing!" the middle-aged man shouted to stop the others and then turned to stare at Zhou Hao.

"Very good, this is indeed valuable information, but this alone cannot save your life. I will give you ten more minutes. If you can't provide other valuable information after ten minutes, you will still be dead!"

"This...then if I give you information now, can you let me rest for ten minutes first?"

"Huh? What other information can you have?"

"Have you heard of Gundam?"

Um? what's that?

Seeing the confused look on the middle-aged man's face, Zhou Hao felt that instead of going through all the trouble to explain, it would be more straightforward to let him watch the video.

With this thought, he flipped through his phone again, and then played a video taken by a certain UP host when he was visiting the comic exhibition.

This time, Zhou Hao was also included in the video, making it impossible to fake it.

"Damn it! Your human technology has developed to this point!"

Watching the video of the Freedom Gundam falling from the sky, the man’s eyes almost popped out of his head!

"That's right." Zhou Hao said vaguely.

Although Liberty Gundam was built by New Humanity, New Humanity is also a human being!

The middle-aged man was sweating profusely at this time. Since the forest is connected to the Internet, he often reads some apocalyptic novels online.

Based on the experience he learned from the novel, he thought that destroying human civilization was a very simple matter, but who would have thought that this **** reality is much more magical than the novel!

Human beings in reality not only point out the technology of cultivating immortals, but also point out the technology of the universe!

I'm going to invade here!

The middle-aged man was silent for a long time and then said with an ugly face: "Are there any other videos?"

"Do you still want to see it?"

"Stop talking nonsense and let it go!"

Zhou Hao shrank his neck and played all the videos he had taken in the past.

Watching each video, the expressions on the middle-aged men's faces ranged from shock to disbelief and finally, the whole person was numb.

Brother Hu on the side wiped his sweat-stained forehead and said with a trembling voice: "Sir, are you really going to invade a human city?"

At this time, Brother Tiger has made up his mind. If the middle-aged man lets it invade humans, it will only point its claws at the middle-aged man!

The middle-aged man glared at Brother Tiger fiercely, and then slapped him on the thigh.

"What the **** are you talking about! Humans are our most sincere friends! Do you want to destroy the friendship between humans and animals?"

Chapter 1109: Handed over to the country

After scolding Brother Tiger, the middle-aged man came to Zhou Hao and put a kind smile on his face again.

"Little brother, I'm sorry to frighten you. I was just joking with you. You humans are nature's best friends! Every day we are either environmentally friendly or on the road to environmental protection. We might go to friendly creatures like you Invading you."

That’s not what you just said!

Everyone was speechless for a while, this person turned against him faster than he could turn the pages of a book! Are the moral bottom lines of these evolved creatures so flexible?

"Did your attitude change too quickly?" Tour Guide Qu, who has always been straightforward, couldn't help complaining.

The middle-aged man pretended to be confused and said: "This human friend, why can't I understand what you are talking about? Isn't my attitude always clear? Peaceful coexistence and common development with mankind is my attitude. ah."

How can a person be so shameless?

Tour Guide Qu was shocked. He thought that the face he had honed through his hard work in society was invincible. Who would have thought that there was someone even better than him!

"Are you really not embarrassed at all?"

Hearing this, the middle-aged man smiled.

"I am a barbarian!"

Joke! He is not human! Why should we abide by human moral bottom line!

These words silenced Tour Guide Qu. Everyone else had already talked about this, so what else could he say.

Tour guide Qu bowed his hands and said, "In terms of being thick-skinned, I would like to call you the strongest."

"Thank you." The middle-aged man returned the favor.

Quite polite!

On a hilltop not far from here, an unusually tall man was looking at Zhou Hao and the others with a speechless expression.

This is the character played by Chen Mo this time, Yujiro Fanma!

Originally, he planned to pretend to be the strongest creature on the surface to let these evolved creatures experience the diversity of human beings, but who would have thought that the boss of the other party would be so aware of current affairs! He has no chance to take action!

Thinking of this, Chen Mo turned his attention to Zhou Hao. Did this kid do it on purpose or accidentally? Why is it that every time something goes wrong in China, he always rushes to the scene as soon as possible? It’s time to rush to the set!

"Host, don't just stand around and show off!"

Chen Mo pointed to the people in the distance who were having a friendly conversation.

"Is it still necessary to show off in this situation? Don't you know what it means to forcefully show off?"

"Host, don't you understand this? Do you still need to look at the occasion to show off? Host, you need to open up your old pattern! You can pretend to be cool regardless of the occasion and the time! As long as your heart is big enough, there is no such thing in this world Don’t pretend to be cool! Remember! You are always free!”

Chen Mo's face darkened.

"Am I Allen?!"

"Look at what you said, Allen has been let go by you, hasn't he?"

"I know you still say it!"

After saying this, Chen Mo ignored the system and turned around and left.

…….

After some time passed, everyone in the hotel returned to the camp safely under the personal **** of the middle-aged man.

Looking at the tents by the river, everyone felt as if they were in another world.

Although they had only left for an afternoon, everyone felt as if a century had passed! First, I tried to survive in the wilderness from the mouths of various evolved creatures, then I did brain teasers with Brother Tiger, and then I listened to the boss of the evolved creatures talk about the route to urbanization! Finally, I saw a bunch of shocking news revealed by Zhou Hao!

The outlook on life, values, and world view have all been smashed to pieces!

A journey of just a few hours would take them a lifetime to heal!

Everyone stood there speechless for a long time, and then the staff who stayed to cook came out of the tent.

The staff was stunned when they saw the passengers.

"Now that you're back, let me tell you. I thought you hadn't arrived yet. I'm going to cook first. If you have any requirements, tell Tour Guide Qu."

After speaking, the staff returned to the tent, and his shout brought everyone back to reality.

After looking at each other, a tourist whispered: "Do you want to continue this trip?"

Keep up the hammer! If we continue to travel, sooner or later we will become the excrement of these evolved creatures!

"If you haven't had enough fun, you can stay here. I haven't confiscated my clothes yet, so I'm going back first."

"I have to go home first even if I haven't finished my vacation homework. I wish you a happy time."

"I forgot to turn off the TV..."

"My menstrual period is here..."

"Me too!"

The tourist who just finished speaking was stunned when he heard everyone talking.

I didn’t say I wanted to stay either! I'll just ask!

Just when the tourist didn't know how to answer the question, tour guide Qu spoke.

"Stop talking. For the sake of everyone's safety, this trip will definitely not go on. You go back and pack your things and I will take you down the mountain immediately. As for the money you paid, I will discuss it with the manager when I get back and see if I can refund it. you."

Everyone was stunned for a moment and then sighed in their hearts.

Tour guide Qu is still a kind person!

"Guide Qu, seeing this many rare and rare animals is enough for this trip. You don't need to worry about money."

Tour guide Qu shook his head: "No! This is a matter of principle! Not only did this trip stop midway, but it also put you in such danger, so you won't be refunded even a penny!"

"This...that's fine, but after this incident happens to your hotel, can it still be run?"

Tour Guide Qu shook his head: "I don't know, but I can't control that much anymore. I will report this matter to the superiors when I get back."

"Huh? Up there? The hotel owner?"

"No, it's my old monitor."

After hearing this, everyone immediately reacted. This is to be reported to the country!

…….

A few days later, off-road vehicles surrounded the entrance of the Forestry Administration, and then people in military uniforms got out of the vehicles.

The people in the administration have seen this battle before, and there was a lot of discussion.

"What's going on? Why are there so many people from the army?"

"I don't know, there hasn't been a burning mountain world recently."

"Could it be that the director's water meter was checked?"

"Ah, this...can't be true."

The director of the Forestry Bureau was processing documents in the office at this time, when there was a sudden knock on the door.

"come in."

As he finished speaking, the door opened and a group of people in military uniforms walked in.

Seeing this scene, the director was confused. What happened to my water meter?

It shouldn’t be! Their forestry bureau is far away from the city center, and it is responsible for all wild and uninhabited areas. It is the kind where not even a living person can be found within a radius of 800 miles! Don't say that he hasn't thought about abusing his power in such a position. Even if he wanted to, he wouldn't know where to use it!

Just when he was confused, these people showed their employment certificates.

"Hello, we are from the National Security Bureau, please cooperate with us."