Host, I’m Here To Accompany You To Pretend

"Like a belt."

Chen Mo's face darkened.

"Then whether to bring it or not! You'd better think about this question before answering! Otherwise, I might just go away later!"

"Ah, this... I, the host, am a serious system!"

"so?"

"So there's no way I'm going to give an unreasonable answer! Host, go check out the videos showing off the moves online. Aren't there a lot of people who are looking at human evolution but haven't taken me with them, so they say they have but not completely!"

Now I understand!

…….

In a hotel parking lot, Zhou Hao walked onto a bus carrying a backpack.

This is the tour bus from the hotel he signed up for.

When he went to the Comic Exhibition not long ago, he thought he could catch him off guard and take advantage of the supernatural events before he could recover from them. But who would have thought that these supernatural events would not involve martial ethics at all!

There was no trouble when he was away. As soon as he came back, people from the game came to reality!

Good guy, just stop him specifically, right?

He has had enough of being targeted by supernatural events!

This time he wants to overcome supernatural events and be himself!

In order to avoid being attacked by supernatural events, he signed up for a hotel.

Hey, although we are also traveling, the hotel we participated in this time is different from ordinary hotels.

This is a **** hotel he found online.

Although they have also done some scenic spots projects in the development zone and this hotel, it is not their trump card project. After all, tourism is quite popular. They really can’t win the ordinary travel projects. The real core selling point of this hotel is to go to some uninhabited mountains and old forests. Hardcore travel in the human area!

What Zhou Hao participated in this time was a trip organized by them to the uninhabited land of Northeast China!

After so long, he has finally understood the pattern of these supernatural events.

The most important thing is that these supernatural events all occur in crowded places!

Whether it is comic exhibitions, variety shows, or famous attractions, these crowded places are frequent places for supernatural events, so this time Zhou Hao learned his lesson.

You like to cause trouble when there are a lot of people, right?

good! This time I will go directly to the uninhabited land of Northeast China! Let’s see how you still attack me!

Chapter 1101 Tour guide ≠ instructor

"Here to all the tourists, all eyes are on me, I have a few things to tell you!"

Hearing the sound coming from the front, everyone turned their heads and looked.

Seeing everyone's attention, a hotel staff member took up a loudspeaker and said: "Dear tourists, this trip does not accept the elderly, children, pregnant women, and those with heart disease, high blood pressure, high blood sugar or other conditions. Visitors with medical conditions please inform the staff in advance.”

The staff member paused and when no one spoke, he emphasized what he just said again.

"I'm asking if any of the tourists have heart disease, high blood pressure, high blood sugar or other medical conditions? If so, be sure to inform the staff in advance!"

Everyone shook their heads.

Seeing this scene, the staff member continued: "Okay, let me explain to you the precautions for this trip. The destination of this trip is the no-man's land in Northeast China. The terrain is complicated and it is easy to get lost. You must be careful when traveling. Stay close to the tour guide! Please stay away from the camping site during free time! ”

"After arriving at the destination, the hotel will issue walkie-talkies to all tourists. Please ensure smooth communication at all times. If there is any sudden situation, you must notify the tour guide immediately! ..."

After explaining the key points one by one, the staff member was about to turn around and leave, but at this moment he suddenly stopped and looked at the tourists again as if he suddenly remembered something.

"By the way, there's one more thing!"

"Visitors should pay attention to protecting the natural environment after arriving in the uninhabited area, and please put all domestic waste into the camp garbage bag."

Regarding the protection of the natural environment, if you say it is important, then it must be put behind the safety of tourists. But if you say it is not important, this is a version T0 level thing.

If the sanitation iron fist really beat down, how could a small hotel like them survive?

Not long after the staff left, the bus started to leave. Looking at the moving scenery outside the window, everyone felt excited and anxious.

After all, this is the first time for some people to participate in such a hard-core trip. I heard that there are ferocious animals such as tigers in these no-man’s lands. It would be a lie to say that they are not nervous at all.

Compared with other first-time tourists, Zhou Hao seemed much calmer.

Just kidding, he has never seen anything like this!

Brother Red Knife, Isshin Ashina, Giant, Goudaiki, Kamen Rider, Ultraman, Monster, Zombie King, Edo Three Rats...

After experiencing so many people and the aftermath, his fright threshold was greatly raised!

Now a mere beast can't really bring him any excitement, unless this beast has already touched his face!

Looking at the receding scenery outside the window, Zhou Hao took out his mobile phone from his pocket and clicked on a two-character game with the MiHoYo logo printed at the bottom.

Original God? start up!

An old man sitting next to Zhou Hao couldn't help but become curious when he saw Zhou Hao was so calm and turned to look at his mobile phone screen.

When he saw a white light light up on the screen of Zhou Hao's mobile phone and the words "Genshin Impact" popped out, his eyes suddenly widened.

Damn it, Yuan!

After a brief moment of surprise, he smiled with relief.

This old man took out his mobile phone and opened the Internet and played a startup song.

Zhou Hao's DNA jumped when he heard the familiar BGM and turned his head to look beside him.

"You also play Genshin Impact?"

The old man shook his head: "No, I play Honor of Kings."

Damn it, farmer!

Zhou Hao was in awe!

He put down his cell phone and chatted with the old man next to him.

"Brother, do you usually visit P station?"

"Brushing, but I only brush things in the living area. I watch very few anime. The only ones I am following now are Juju Kaibai, Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba, and Stone Age."

Zhou Hao nodded. They were some of the most popular comics and animations of the year, and many people outside the industry followed them.

"Brothers, do you two-dimensional people also like to travel? I thought the most social activities you participated in were comic exhibitions."

Zhou Hao was speechless for a moment. In a way, this old man was right. He did like visiting comic exhibitions in the past, but that was before and now is now.

Comic Expo is such a mysterious place. When he is not around, everything is normal, but once he appears, the real person will also appear with him!

But how should he explain this reason to others? He said that real film and television characters would attack him whenever he visited a comic exhibition?

This can't be done!

Zhou Hao casually thought of an excuse and said, "I'm tired of visiting comic exhibitions and want to find something new."

"I see, brother, you must be a veteran of outdoor adventures."

"Huh? Why do you think so?"

The old man smiled slightly.

"To tell you the truth, I'm pretty good at observing people's emotions. Look at the expressions of newcomers who are participating in this kind of tour for the first time. Most of them are excited and a little nervous, while veterans like the hotel staff have calm faces. , you are as calm as them, so you must be a veteran too!"

Zhou Hao: "..."

Very good observation, don’t do it next time!

…….

After the tour bus drove for about two hours, the number of trees on the road increased significantly. At this time, the driver drove the bus through a checkpoint and stopped in the parking lot.

"We are here, please take your luggage. We will spend the next three days in the wild."

After hearing what the staff said, Zhou Hao put on his backpack and got out of the car.

When all the tourists got off the car, the staff took them to handover with the tour guide.

Everyone was stunned when they looked at the tour guide, because this tour guide didn't look like a tour guide at all!

This tour guide is tall and muscular, wearing a camouflage uniform, with a cropped haircut and a hint of toughness between his brows.

This is not the same as the tour guide in everyone’s impression. Instead, it looks like the instructor who came to them for military training when they were in school!

Seeing everyone's stunned look, the staff smiled and explained: "This is Tour Guide Qu specially hired by our hotel. You must have noticed that Tour Guide Qu is no ordinary person. To be honest, Tour Guide Qu's true identity is a retired special forces soldier." ! Proficient in various wilderness survival skills, tourists will never have any safety problems with him! ”

After speaking, the staff member turned to look at Tour Guide Qu.

"Guide Qu, please introduce yourself to everyone."

Guide Qu nodded and came to the crowd, put his hands behind his back and said loudly: "Hello everyone! I am Qu Jinyang, the instructor of the Wilderness Survival Hotel! I am here to take you on a wild trip! Now please introduce yourselves!"

After finishing speaking, the tour guide pointed sharply at Zhou Hao.

"Start with you!"

Zhou Hao's mouth twitched. Did he just say the word "instructor"?

broken! This is really military training!

Chapter 1,102 seems a little too urban

"Zhou Hao." Zhou Hao replied.

Tour guide Qu nodded: "Very good! Very energetic! Next one!"

Zhou Hao was stunned.

How come it passed directly? Logically speaking, shouldn't we say that we don't have the energy to start over at this time?

The tone of my words is not too loud.

Zhou Hao's idea is not wrong. If he were in the army now, the Naqu tour guide would indeed say something that he couldn't hear at all, but this is a hotel!

Tour guide is essentially a service industry job. If you treat customers like you treat people in the army, then be careful when they go back and give you a five-star review but pay in installments!

Tour Guide Qu is not the kind of person who can't distinguish reality. Although he still occasionally uses the same tone when speaking, he has now learned how to treat tourists.

After all the tourists present introduced themselves, Tour Guide Qu turned to look at the hotel staff without saying any nonsense.

"If there is nothing else, I will take these tourists into the mountains."

"Okay, Guide Qu, you have to pay attention to your safety."

Tour guide Qu patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, it's not the first time I've brought people in. Nothing will happen."

"Um."

After saying hello, tour guide Qu led a group of tourists into the mountain.

Zhou Hao originally thought that this kind of hard-core travel was a process of returning to nature, but when it was actually implemented, the effect was almost the same as military training!

The road leading to the campsite was opened by the hotel itself. It is winding and winding and is entangled with many dead branches and leaves. Naturally, it is impossible to have any transportation in this environment. Tourists can only rely on Move your legs forward.

Watching others on TV pass through such rugged roads while surviving in the wild may not make you feel too big.

But when you walk on this kind of road yourself, you will find that walking on this complicated and overgrown road consumes a lot of physical strength and energy every step you take, and they are still walking uphill! This will consume more energy!

Less than half an hour after setting off from the parking lot, people were already gasping for air.

Some people have begun to regret taking this trip at this time. It is a hard-core survival trip. It is simply a waste of money to seek suffering!

Watching others survive in the wild on your mobile phone and doing it yourself are two completely different things!

And you can’t quit this kind of trip halfway. Who would dare to go back to this uninhabited land in the deep mountains and forests without a tour guide!

If you encounter any bears or tigers along the way, why not just send them!

Therefore, even if the tourists are full of regret at this time, they can only bite the bullet and continue walking.

Now they finally know why so many people recommend this hotel’s wilderness survival project.

These people have suffered a loss themselves and yet they want to drag others into the same trap! He is simply a beast among beasts!

no!