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"Master, I don't know any of the questions on the paper."

Su Luo was speechless, I told you not to indulge in cultivation but you just didn’t listen! It’s okay now, it’s okay if you become stupid through cultivation!

"If nothing else, there should be multiple-choice questions in your paper. You should finish the multiple-choice questions at least!"

Xiao Fan shook his head: "Master, you taught me that knowing something means knowing it, and not knowing means not knowing! If you don't understand something, you don't understand it! Since I don't know the answer, why should I do it?"

"This is a quiz!"

"Even if it's a quiz, you have to follow your heart, otherwise I won't be able to make sense of it!"

Su Luo was speechless. He was confused for a moment as to whether his education to Xiao Fan was considered a success or a failure.

Even if you hand in a blank paper, you will not pretend to understand. This is commendable from a moral point of view, but it is very hard and easy to break!

If you don’t have a flexible moral bottom line on the path of cultivating immortality, it will be easy to send it away!

Lingzun is a living example. If he hadn't knelt down so quickly, he would still be where he is now!

He now somewhat understands why Chen Mo gave him a book of exercises and then disappeared immediately, because it was so hard to lead an apprentice!

No! What are you thinking!

Su Luo shook his head vigorously.

How could a master like the Patriarch abandon himself with such thoughts!

My own Zhuxian Sword and Secret Manual were given by my ancestor! The reason why he asked me to practice on my own must be to experience myself! Test my heart for the Tao!

Besides, it’s up to oneself to be brought in by Master to practice!

Unlike Xiaofan, I am already an adult, so how can I trouble the Patriarch to keep watching!

Recalling the thoughts that arose in his mind just now, Su Luo felt extremely ashamed and felt that he had simply insulted his master!

No, when the matter is over, you must burn incense and pray to the ancestor for forgiveness!

After making up his mind, Su Luo took a deep breath to calm down.

"I understand everything. Xiaofan, please go out first. Teacher Bai and I will talk alone."

"OK."

Xiaofan responded and then exited the room.

In the empty room, Su Luo and Bai He looked at each other in silence.

After some time passed, Bai He said: "Mr. Su, I know that religious belief is very important, but Xiaofan is still a child after all. You can't let him study Taoism all day long and affect his learning just because you are a Taoist priest."

"This...Teacher Bai, please listen to my explanation. Things are not what you think. I really didn't let Xiaofan study scriptures all day long!"

Didn't you let him study the scriptures?

Without saying anything else, Bai He took out a book from his briefcase and placed it in front of Su Luo.

"This is the extracurricular book that the English teacher confiscated from Xiaofan's textbook during class. Take a look."

Su Luo took the book handed by Bai He and took a look. On the cover of the book, there were three big characters "Bao Pu Zi" written on it.

"Mr. Su, do you have anything else to say now?"

Su Luo: "..."

This is a hammer!

After thinking about it, Su Luo decided to take a curveball to save the country.

"Okay, now that it's all said and done, I have no choice but to show off my cards."

Su Luo stood up from his chair with a solemn expression, clasped his hands and said, "To be honest with Teacher Bai, in fact, Taoist priest is only my superficial identity, my true identity is the thirty-sixth generation head of the Tianshan Sect!"

Bai He was stunned again and again. A good Taoist priest would become a qigong master instead of becoming a qigong master, right?

"Mr. Su, have you read too many novels? What age are you still doing this..."

"drink!"

Su Luo waved out his palm, and Bai Hezhi saw a white air ball hit the table, and then the table in front of him exploded into pieces!

Seeing this scene, Bai He's eyes almost popped out!

"What was that just now?"

"It's internal strength!" Su Luo replied immediately.

Although the identity of a cultivator cannot be easily revealed, the persona of a martial arts master can still be established!

Bai He took a breath of cold air.

Everything written in martial arts novels is actually true! This world actually has inner strength!

But think about it, in this world there are even monsters and immortal cultivators, and having inner strength doesn’t seem to be an unacceptable thing.

After showing off his 'inner power', Su Luo breathed out softly and said, "Teacher Bai, now you understand why Xiaofan studies Taoist classics."

Bai He nodded crazily.

Got it, of course I got it!

If there really is a martial arts secret book, let alone Xiaofan, if it were him, he would also be addicted to chanting sutras!

Chapter 1,098 The most realistic episode

"Understood! It's so clear! Mr. Su, no, Master Su! I didn't expect that you are actually an expert outside the world!"

Su Luo waved his hands modestly and said, "Hai, there is no such thing as an outsider. He just practiced a little bit of farming skills."

"Hey, Master Su, you are too humble. With your internal strength, within two or three moves of me, you have to kneel down and beg me not to die!"

"Huh? Why do you need three more moves?"

I hit the table with one palm and smashed it to pieces. You know, this table is made of multiple layers of solid wood! Is your body stronger than this thing?

How could Bai He not see what Su Luo meant with his explicit expression?

He coughed twice in embarrassment and explained: "It's within three moves, and one move is also within three moves."

Good guy, this is how your three moves are calculated! Then why don't you be bolder and just say I can take you down within a hundred moves!

In order to divert the embarrassment, Su Luo brought up the business again.

"Teacher Bai's thing about Xiaofan..."

This time Bai He completely understood.

"Don't worry, Master Su. I'm not that kind of feudal teacher. I strongly support the development of children's specialties. I usually read martial arts novels. Internal strength needs to be cultivated in conjunction with Taoist classics, otherwise it is easy to go crazy. I still understand this. Yes, since Xiaofan is studying scriptures to practice martial arts, then I have no reason to stop him, and Xiaofan’s age is the most suitable for laying the foundation, and I can’t delay the student’s future in any way!”

Su Luo smiled and nodded without saying much. Since Bai He could make up his own mind, why should he explain anything.

"Teacher Bai, it's good if you can understand. I have to ask Teacher Bai to take more care of Xiaofan in the future."

Bai He shook his head: "Master Su, what you said is obvious. Parents trust us when they leave their children to the teacher. As a teacher, I will take good care of Xiaofan even if you don't say such things. "

Su Luo was stunned. With his spiritual knowledge, he could naturally tell that what Bai He said was not just for the occasion but sincere!

Su Luo sighed softly in his heart. There are not many good teachers like Teacher Bai these days.

"By the way, Master Su, can I discuss something with you?"

"Please say."

After what he said just now, Su Luo's impression of Bai He skyrocketed. If the other party wanted to discuss something with him, he would naturally not refuse.

Bai He swallowed his saliva and whispered: "Do you think it's still too late for me to practice martial arts at my age?"

"This...Teacher Bai, if you are not a good teacher, why are you thinking about practicing martial arts?"

"Master Su, look at what you said. This teaching is as exciting as martial arts training! To tell you the truth, my biggest dream since I was a child is to be a hero who can help the strong and the weak, and help those in need! In the past, I bowed my head due to the pressure of study. , now that a master like you is in front of me, I must consider whether this is the only opportunity in my life! "

He turns out to be an idealist!

Su Luo said speechlessly: "Although I don't want to dampen your dream, Teacher Bai, I still have to remind you that times have changed!"

"The happy world in your eyes only exists in novels. This is modern society! Is Kung Fu useful? As the saying goes, no matter how good your Kung Fu skills are, you will be knocked down with a single shot! No matter how advanced you are in Kung Fu, you can still be better than a pistol. The gun is fast from seven steps away, and the gun is accurate and fast within seven steps!"

"Besides, that's what the police should do to help the strong and the weak. What you said is at best a righteous act of courage! And if you accidentally hit someone and seriously injured him when you took action, you might even be awarded an overdefense penalty. Where’s the medical bills?”

Hearing these words, Bai He was stunned again and again. He originally thought that after learning martial arts, he would become a good person, **** the strong and help the weak and become a generation of heroes, but Su Luo's realism stick gave him a blow directly in the head! Awakened him from his dream of being called a hero!

Bai He opened his mouth to refute, but he didn't know where to start. Su Luo's words were so **** reasonable that he was speechless for a moment!

Seeing that Bai He was silent, Su Luo decided to give him the final blow to make him fully understand what reality is!

"Besides, what's the future of practicing martial arts? After you gain strength, will you go to the construction site to move bricks? Look at me, I'm still like this after practicing for so many years. I can only survive by being a Taoist priest and relying on the incense money from pilgrims. ”

"It is precisely because I have suffered a lot from practicing martial arts that I cannot let Xiaofan follow my old path again. I have always stressed to him the importance of learning in the hope that he can one day walk out of the mountains!"

As Su Luo spoke, he used his spiritual power to squeeze out tears to add emotion to his words.

As expected, Bai He fell silent after seeing this scene of 'revelation of true feelings'.

This scene reminded him of a saying, people in the mountains want to go out, and people outside the mountains want to come in.

"Master Su, I just took it for granted. Modern society is indeed different from the society in novels."

Su Luo nodded with relief: "As long as you understand."

"In this case, I don't want to think about hoeing the strong and supporting the weak. Do you think I can just keep fit?"

Su Luo: "..."

I just wasted all my feelings!

Looking at Bai He's expectant eyes, Su Luo sighed. It seemed that it would be impossible if he didn't teach him.

"Teacher Bai, please extend your hand."

"Huh? What to do?"

"I'll check your meridians to see if you have the qualifications to practice martial arts."

Bai He was stunned for a moment and then overjoyed!

"Okay, Master Su, you can watch as long as you want! It's okay with me!"

As he spoke, Bai He took the initiative to lift up his sleeves and stretched his arms in front of Su Luo.

Su Luo put his arm on Bai He's arm and put his spiritual power into it.

Bai Hezhi felt a warm current passing through his body, and every cell in his body was stretching. The feeling was a hundred times better than after the induction!

This comfortable feeling went away as quickly as it came. After Su Luo took his hand back, Bai He came back to his senses and swallowed.

"Master Su, how are my qualifications?"

"so so."

He makes judgments based on his own qualifications. If his qualifications are 10 points, then Xiaofan's qualifications are 5 points, and Bai He... he is probably a π.

Su Luo felt that his words were very tactful. After all, his spiritual roots were only average, and Bai He only had one π, which was basically an inferior spiritual root.

Hearing this answer, Bai He was a little disappointed, but he quickly adjusted his mood. After all, it is so easy to meet a unique martial arts wizard.

"It's just average. I just want to practice casually to keep fit."

Su Luo thought for a while and then nodded: "That's okay. Since you see so clearly, Teacher Bai, I will accept you as a registered disciple."

When Bai He heard this, his face was ecstatic and he immediately performed the apprenticeship ceremony according to the routine in the novel.

"Disciple Bai He pays homage to Master!"

"Get up."

"yes!"

"Master, when will we start practicing martial arts?" Bai He said impatiently after standing up.

"This is urgent. You go to the door and call Xiaofan. I will take you to meet the ancestor."

"OK."

After speaking, Bai He left the room.

Seeing Bai He come out of the room, Xiao Fan immediately walked up.

"Teacher, have you finished talking to Master?"