Host, I’m Here To Accompany You To Pretend

After killing the tauren, the villager's wife was distraught. She said that the village chief gave her the happiness of being a woman. Now that the village chief is dead, I will give you two choices, either replace the village chief and give her happiness, or die!

Chen Mo was willing to agree but decisively refused. Then the villager's wife went berserk and turned into a succubus, with a higher level than the village chief!

If it weren’t for the medicine, Chen Mo might have been sweating profusely!

After killing the villager's wife, the villager came over again. It turned out that he had always known about the adultery between the village chief and his wife, but all this was done voluntarily! Because he loves his wife so much! His wife's affair with the village chief was not discovered for so long because he was covering up for them!

Chen Mo was deeply shocked by this outrageous speech. Then the villagers fought with Chen Mo and were killed by Chen Mo! Then his son came on the field again and was killed again!

As the system said just now, he made all three members of this family rich in gold coins!

However, this was just the beginning. After this incident, the story of the brave man massacring the villagers somehow reached the king's ears. As a king who loves his people like a son, he immediately issued a wanted order throughout the kingdom, and all human cities and villages were transformed. became enemy territory.

Chen Mo didn't even have a place to supply supplies, but at this moment the Demon King's army accepted him and took him to Demon King's City.

The Demon King was very generous and made him the fifth king of the Demon King's army!

After that, he kept giving gifts to increase his favor and attracted the other four kings to become teammates. He led a full-level team back to the kingdom, and then it turned into a lawn mowing game.

Every time the kingdom sent hundreds of people, they were killed by him using the skills of the Four Heavenly Kings!

Finally, he rushed into the capital of the kingdom, killed the king, and shot the princess and queen! Then marry the devil and lead the army to kill the powerful gun goddess in the divine world! The ending that unified the three realms of gods, humans, and demons was achieved!

Finally, as the BGM sounded, the subtitle list moved upwards, and Chen Mo fell silent when he looked at the personal name.

The person who made this game is really a genius!

Chapter 1,079 Why not avoid it?

Chen Mo looked at the computer screen and couldn't speak for a long time. The plot of this RPG gave him a great shock.

No wonder friends say that the plot of this game is very free, and now it turns out that it is true! This freedom is almost taking off!

After the subtitles finished playing, Chen Mo was about to close the game, but at this moment the picture on the screen suddenly changed.

The brave man controlled by Chen Mo was sitting on the throne looking at documents. At this time, a violent vibration came, and then a curtain of light fell from the sky and tore the continent in half!

Then the screen quickly zoomed out into the star-studded universe, and then a huge spaceship slowly drove towards the planet!

Chen Mo stared at the spaceship.

Are there any experts? !

How much stuff did this production team put in? It’s not enough to conquer the three realms of gods, humans and demons, you also need to conquer the stars and the sea!

As the spaceship approaches, the game name pops up, then breaks into pieces and is replaced by a new game name.

Sword and Sorcery and the Universe and Star Wars!

There was a QR code that popped up at the same time. Chen Mo scanned the QR code with his phone and a payment interface of 51.4 yuan popped up.

Good guy! This is actually a paid DLC! And if he remembered correctly, the price of the game itself seemed to be 114 yuan! You even have to make fun of the payment amount, right?

Is it really necessary to have such a stinky price?

Chen Mo didn't know where to start complaining for a while.

Although the price of the game was terrible, Chen Mo still chose to pay. He was really curious about what other extraordinary things the production company could do!

And the size of this game is worthy of the price. One body has three large maps of the three realms of gods, humans and demons! Eat a lot and be full!

Compared with a certain three-character game called ￥￥＄, this can even be said to be a work of conscience! After all, you don’t even have the money to spend fifty yuan on it!

After payment was completed and the game entered the download interface, Chen Mo began to look forward to it when he saw the installation package that was larger than the game itself.

"Host, since the DLC is still being downloaded, why don't you go show off and then come back to continue playing the game? This is called a balance between work and rest!"

Is this how you use the combination of work and rest?

Chen Mo's mouth twitched slightly but he didn't refuse in a hurry. After all, it's not a bad idea to show off when you have nothing to do.

"What happened?"

"A certain demon king from another world went to China to block the novice village!"

Chen Mo: "..."

Chen Mo didn't know how to complain about the system's words. It's not surprising that the Demon King blocked the Novice Village. After all, times are changing and the Demon King is also advancing with the times.

Blocking the novice village is just a basic operation. Some demon kings even go to attack the hero's mother and directly destroy the hero's birth point!

Compared with these demon kings who are constantly making tricks, blocking the novice village is too reasonable.

However, what is reasonable is reasonable, but it is only reasonable in another world!

"The real world is not a novice village from a fantasy world!"

"Why can't there be novice villages in reality? Host, your old structure must be enlarged. The real world must have the things that other worlds have, and the real world that does not exist in other worlds must have them! Only in this way can it be considered healthy!"

Chen Mo's mouth twitched.

"Then tell me where the newbie village is in this reality!"

The system unfolded a screen in front of Chen Mo, which recorded the location of the devil's arrival.

**Primary school in **province**city

Chen Mo was silent when he looked at the place displayed by the system.

Don't say it, don't say it! In a sense, this place is really a novice village!

But the person who came here this time must be a devil after all!

It’s already embarrassing for other demon kings to go to work, but this one is even more serious and goes directly to the gate of the elementary school to block the elementary school students!

Why don’t you just go to kindergarten if you are so stubborn!

It seemed that he had guessed Chen Mo's thoughts and the system gave an explanation.

"Host, this demon king is also a shameless person. Blocking a primary school student is the most bottomless thing he can do!"

There is indeed a bottom line, but not much!

Chen Mo commented like this.

He minimized the game interface of "Sword and Magic and Universe and Star Wars", then turned his head and looked at the fairy sword icon beside him.

Since all the demon kings have gone to block the novice village, it makes sense for me to sacrifice the Shilipo Sword God!

…….

**The elementary school is conducting a math test today. After ninety minutes, the teacher collected the papers on time.

Compared with middle and high schools, the invigilation of exams in primary schools is relatively loose, and the invigilators are all teachers of their own class.

After collecting all the test papers, the teacher sat on the podium and checked the papers. Many students failed to answer the last few big questions, but even so, they all wrote a solution. I hope the teacher can give them a grade.

After all, you might be able to get a point by writing a formula in the college entrance examination.

The college entrance examination should start from the children! If you don’t accumulate more experience now, how can you compete with others when you grow up!

The teacher turned over the papers one by one. When he turned to Xiaofan's paper, he frowned.

Even if other students encountered a question they couldn't solve, they would at least write down a solution. But in Xiaofan's paper, not only were the major questions blank, but even the previous multiple-choice fill-in-the-blank questions were not touched at all!

"Zhang Xiaofan, stand up!"

Xiaofan stood up immediately when he heard the teacher call his name.

The teacher came to Xiaofan and patted the blank test paper on the table.

"Why don't you do this paper!"

"Because I won't!"

"Why not!"

"No, I won't!" Xiao Fan replied confidently.

These words almost made the teacher so angry that he had brain congestion.

"Zhang Xiaofan, do you have the attitude a student should have! I won't say anything about fill-in-the-blank and calculation questions, but there are multiple-choice questions! You can't even choose ABCD!"

"Teacher, I know how to choose ABCD, but just because I chose it doesn't mean I know how to do it. Even if I get the score, it's just that I got it right. It's better not to choose it than to do this!"

Xiaofan's face was calm, and he had an innocent heart in his heart!

It’s not that you won’t get confused with multiple-choice questions, it’s just that it’s more efficient to hand in a blank paper!

The teacher was speechless by Xiaofan's theory.

It is true that schools are places for teaching and educating people, not for taking exams. The knowledge students master should be more important than scores.

But this is not the reason why you handed in a blank paper!

It can be said that you don’t want to cheat if you don’t do the questions you don’t know, but at least you can solve the simplest questions!

If you can’t answer a single question like this, it’s not really an insincere question at all! But you kid didn't listen to the teacher at all!

"Very good! Come to my office after school, and I'll go home with you!"

Xiaofan was stunned.

"Teacher, what are you doing going home with me? I live far away from here."

Still looking for excuses, no matter how far it is, how far can it go? Then your family lives in the mountains!

The teacher glanced at Xiaofan and replied: "Home visit!"

Chapter 1080 New Education

After school, Xiaofan came to the teacher’s office.

Looking at the teacher Xiaofan who was sitting in the office chair, his expression was confused: "Teacher, are you really going to visit my house?"

Looking at Xiaofan's performance, the teacher shook his head in his heart. Now that he is scared, what were you doing when you were writing the paper?

"This matter is non-negotiable, Zhang Xiaofan, you have done this not once or twice! I have to talk to your parents today!"

"This..." Xiaofan scratched his head and said, "Teacher, how about another day? My parents are usually very busy and you may not be able to see him."

The teacher’s brows jumped, still making excuses! If you are ready next time, the devil will know where you found your parents from!

In this Internet age, teaching methods are constantly evolving. For example, online classes, parent groups, and homework apps are all things that did not exist ten years ago. However, teaching methods are evolving and students’ routines are also advancing with the times!

The trick of calling parents is no longer very effective. Last year, there was a student in one of his classes who had a crazy brain!

This student often fails to hand in homework and does not listen carefully in class, and it also affects classroom discipline!

In the end, I could only make phone calls to contact the student’s parents.

However, no matter how many times he contacted his parents, nothing changed, and the parent who called each time was different. Sometimes it was his father, sometimes it was his uncle, and sometimes it was his third uncle.

He couldn't understand why a child's learning problems could alarm so many relatives?

It wasn’t until later that he realized that these so-called ‘parents’ were all takeaway boys!

Every time he wanted to find his parents, this student would order a takeaway, and then write down his name and phone number so that the takeaway boy could pretend to be his parent and call the teacher! If the delivery boy doesn't agree, he will leave a negative review! As for the takeaway, let the takeaway boy eat it himself and take it as payment!

After learning the truth of the matter, his mood at that time could not be described in words!

In the eyes of the teacher, the current Xiaofan is a replica of that student!

Educators will never make the same mistake twice!

This time he would talk to Xiaofan’s parents face to face no matter what! He didn't believe that Xiaofan could still fake it!

"It's okay. I have nothing to do after school. If your parents are busy, I can wait."

"Well, teacher, don't you need to correct the papers?"

"Papers can be uploaded online and handed over to AI for correction."

Xiaofan was stunned. Is AI so advanced now? Even the papers can be corrected!

Of course the answer is no. It is certainly possible to ask the AI ​​to change the fill-in-the-blank questions. After all, the answers to these questions are fixed.

But the big question is different. The key to the big question is not the answer but the steps!

Some students can still get points if their results are not calculated but they write down the steps, while some students will have their points deducted even if their results are correct but the steps to solve the problem are wrong!

The AI ​​cannot control the amount of points awarded and deducted, and many students’ problem-solving steps are written like ghost drawing symbols! AI really may not be able to understand their fonts!

The teacher said this because he was convinced that what Xiaofan said was all an excuse made up to prevent him from visiting his home! No matter what Xiaofan said, he booked this home visit!