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Looking at Chu Hang standing in front of him, Lu Ren was slightly startled.

"Fellow Daoist Chu, what are you..."

Before Lu Ren finished speaking, a dump truck rushed out from the side of the street and hit them straight!

"Fellow Taoist, be careful!"

Chu Hang shouted loudly and used his spiritual power to shake Lu Ren away from him!

Then the body was swallowed up by a dump truck in an instant!

Boom! ! !

With a loud noise, the dump truck crashed into a nearby shop.

Lu Ren stared blankly at the ruined shop. After a long time, he came back to his senses and yelled with red eyes.

"Fellow Daoist Chu! What are you doing! Friend Daoist Chu!"

Chapter 1034: Cyber ​​Cultivation

Lu Ren looked up at the shop that was damaged by a dump truck and sighed.

"Fellow Daoist Chu, what are you doing! I'm not related to you, so why did you risk your life to save me!"

Although the strength of these cultivators far exceeds that of ordinary people, before they become senior monks, their physical strength is not essentially different from that of ordinary people.

Compared with ordinary people, they just run faster and jump higher. If they don't use spiritual protection, they will still be shot in the head!

Being hit in the front by such a high-speed dump truck, Chu Hang's body must have been crushed into pulp.

After wiping the tears from the corners of his eyes, Lu Ren walked towards the dump truck.

Fellow Daoist Chu is already dead, and I will never let him die violently in the wilderness again!

Of course, he just wanted to collect the body of fellow Taoist Chu, and he had absolutely no intention of licking the bag with tears! It's just that what Daoist Brother Chu has learned in his life has not been passed down. It would be a pity to cut it off! Even if it was to comfort Fellow Taoist Chu's spirit in heaven, he would never let the other party's orthodoxy be cut off!

"Fellow Daoist Chu, you can go with peace of mind. From today on, I will be your closed disciple! I will definitely carry forward your academic lineage!"

"...No need to."

As soon as he finished speaking, a figure emerged from the chassis of the dump truck.

Although this man looked miserable and covered in dust, he could tell from his appearance that he was Chu Hang!

Lu Ren was shocked when he saw Chu Hang getting out from under the car.

"Fellow Daoist Chu, you are not dead!"

When Chu Hang heard this, his face darkened on the spot.

Lu Ren also realized that he had made a mistake just now, so he cupped his hands and showed an awkward but polite smile.

"I'm sorry, Fellow Daoist Chu. Lu just lost his temper in excitement. I hope Fellow Daoist Chu will never take it seriously."

"Don't worry, I didn't think too much about it."

These were purely polite words. The way Lu Ren looked like he was licking his bag with tears just now made him not think more about it! It's a good thing that I reacted quickly enough, otherwise today might really be an experience gift package for my good brothers to get gold coins!

Thinking of this, Chu Hang's thoughts couldn't help but go back to a few minutes ago.

At the moment when the dump truck was about to hit him, he turned on the overload mode in time according to the thesis left by Ye Chen, squatted down with a reflex that surpassed that of ordinary people, and then used chemical energy the moment the dump truck came into contact with his body. Jin followed the momentum and stuck to the bottom of the car.

If it weren’t for the papers Ye Chen left behind, he might really have died today!

Chu Hang sighed softly in his heart. Although Brother Xu and Brother Chen are gone, they will always live in his body!

"Haha... That's good. Fellow Daoist Chu is indeed very skilled. He can find a glimmer of hope in such a trap!"

Chu Hang shook his head: "I just went to the Children's Palace to practice a few times. But what do you think of this matter, fellow Daoist Lu? Do you think this is really just an accident?"

Lu Ren's face darkened when he heard this question.

"There were no pedestrians on the street, and there happened to be a truck hitting the street at the corner. If it was an accident, it would be too much of a coincidence."

"It seems that Fellow Daoist Lu is thinking the same thing as me. If it's not an accident, it can only be man-made. Has Fellow Daoist Lu offended anyone recently, so much so that it would kill you and me?"

Chu Hang felt that the dump truck was probably heading towards Lu Ren, and he just happened to be affected. If you ask him why he is so confident, the reason is simple.

The only people he has offended in the world of cultivation are his two masters, and these two people have basically already sent it!

Chu Hang's determined attitude made Lu Ren feel a little uncomfortable. Why must I have offended someone? Do I look that unpopular?

"Fellow Daoist Chu, what you said is too absolute. Why can't this truck be directed at you, Daoist Chu?"

Chu Hang shook his head: "Unlikely."

"Huh? With so much confidence, it's possible that Fellow Daoist Chu has never had a bad relationship with anyone."

"That's not true, it's just that the people with whom I had a bad relationship are no longer with me."

Lu Ren couldn't help but take a breath when he heard this.

He didn’t expect that Chu Hang, who looked gentle and gentle on the outside, could be so ruthless!

No one who had offended him was left alive!

This person is really kind-hearted and cruel!

It was obvious that Lu Ren had some misunderstanding about Chu Hang. Although all the masters who had offended him were dead, their deaths had nothing to do with Chu Hang. Their deaths were all accidents, right?

Lu Ren wiped the sweat from his forehead and said, "Fellow Daoist Chu is really happy with his grudges."

Chu Hang frowned slightly, feeling that Lu Ren might have misunderstood him, but now was not the time to explain, so he could only suppress his thoughts and wait until later.

"Fellow Daoist Lu, there is no need to say these flattering words. You should quickly think about who is targeting us."

Lu Ren nodded and after thinking about it in his mind, he locked onto an organization.

"The ones who attacked us are probably ETO people!"

ETO?

Chu Hang was instantly confused. He had read all the Three-Body novels and TV series, so it was impossible not to know what ETO was.

Why did an Earth Trisolaran organization suddenly appear? The promised cultivation!

"Friend Lu Dao, are you kidding me? Isn't ETO an organization in the novel? You don't really think there are Trisolarans in reality, do you?"

Lu Ren scratched his head in confusion: "Friend Chu, what are you talking about? ETO is an anti-human organization in the world of immortality. Not only has it committed many major crimes in the world of immortality, but it also often assassinates others. Disciples of the Immortal Academy, we are probably being targeted by them this time!”

Chu Hang was speechless, well, this ETO is not that ETO, but most of the bosses of this organization are also mentally ill, otherwise they would not have given the organization such a name, and...

He turned his head and looked at the battered shop on the side with a slight twitch in his mouth.

You call this an assassination?

You learned this assassination from Yi Hua Sansei, right?

Now that I dare to drive a dump truck and create something new, will I have to re-enact that classic scene in the future, where the entire tram derails?

Just when Chu Hang was complaining crazily in his heart, the sound of footsteps came from the street.

Chu Hang looked intently and saw one robot after another walking out from around the street and surrounding them.

After its gatekeepers Chu Hang and Lu Ren were surrounded, a red light flashed in their eyes and they shouted in unison: "The world that eliminates human tyranny belongs to Skynet!"

Chu Hang was completely stunned. Do you call this an anti-human organization?

This is not a **** human being at all!

Chu Hang must admit that his imagination is still not rich enough.

He had thought that this ETO might be composed of demonic monks, or it might be the Monster Alliance or some extraterritorial demon, but he never expected that the opposite side was actually Skynet!

Scientific cultivation plus omnic crisis?

This is too cyberpunk!

Chapter 1035 The twin guns will give the answer

Looking at the robots in front of him, Chu Hang felt a little sick for a moment.

He never expected that the so-called anti-humanity organization was actually talking about the omnic crisis! The water in this world of immortality is more complicated than he imagined!

"Fellow Daoist Lu, are there all such 'people' in your ETO?" Chu Hang couldn't help but ask.

"Most of them are, right? Is there any problem?"

"No, these are obviously robots. Can robots also be considered immortal cultivators?"

After hearing this, Lu Ren looked at Chu Hang with a strange look.

"Fellow Daoist Chu, do you have racial discrimination?"

Chu Hang was stunned.

"What does this have to do with racial discrimination?"

"Of course it does matter. People have feelings, and so do robots! Since people can be considered humans, why can't robots be considered humans? Don't robots have the right to pursue immortality?"

"this......"

Chu Hang always felt that there was something wrong with what Lu Ren said, but for a while he didn't know how to refute it.

Speaking of how a robot can cultivate immortality, does a mechanical ascension count as an ascension?

Looking at Chu Hang's incomprehensible expression, Lu Ren sighed.

"Fellow Daoist Chu, I know that there are many people in the world of immortality who have a strange view of robots like you, but as early as a hundred years ago during the liberation movement, robots have become legal citizens of the world of immortality. It's fine if you say this in front of me, but if you say it in front of those mechanical beings, you will be labeled as racist and die in the Cultivation Society!"

"...Thank you, fellow Taoist, for reminding me." Chu Hang reluctantly thanked him.

"You're welcome. I was too excited just now because my father's second husband is a robot. It is inevitable that he will lose control of his emotions when it comes to his family. Please don't blame me, fellow Taoist."

etc! What you said is quite informative!

LGBT plus machinesexuality! Isn’t your version of the immortal world a little too advanced?

Just as Chu Hang was about to complain, a bullet was fired.

Obviously seeing Chu Hang and Lu Ren chatting there like no one else around, these ETO members couldn't bear it any longer.

Seeing the ETO members with red eyes around him, Chu Hang could only temporarily suppress his desire to complain.

"Fellow Daoist Lu, if you have any questions, we'll talk about it later. Let's fight our way out of here first!"

"Um."

Lu Ren nodded seriously and confirmed, then took out two guns from his arms!

Although it is true that his little dad is a robot, it does not mean that he will be merciful to those who want to kill him!

Seeing that Lu Ren and Chu Hang were planning to kill those who resisted ETO, they were not polite and took out their weapons.

"Fellow Taoists, there is no need to talk about moral principles when facing these sanctimonious hypocrites! Let's all join together!"

As he spoke, some of these ETOs charged with knives, while others raised their guns from behind and fired at Chu Hang and Lu Ren!

Although Chu Hang couldn't chase bullets, he still had no problem dodging them.

He turned on the overclocking mode, used his spiritual power to snipe in the palm of his hand and raised his hand into a blade. He avoided the bullets while slashing at the ETO people with his arms.

As for Lu Ren, the twin guns will give the answer!

The men and horses on both sides were fighting. Although the scene was extremely fierce, it looked less like a battle between immortal cultivators and more like a fight between gangsters.

If paired with a song by Superstar in Troubled Times, the flavor will come out.

It can only be said that this is how low-level immortal cultivators fight. If it were Ye Chen or Yan Xuyang, this place would be a few buildings shorter.

Although Lu Ren came from a serious academy and his cultivation level was higher than that of Chu Hang, fighting skills is not an electronic cricket fight. You can't just look at the configuration but also the actual operation!

Although Lu Ren has a higher configuration, he has spent most of his time in the academy doing research since he became an immortal. Most of the fights organized in the academy are point-to-point, and his actual combat experience is not very sufficient.

And Chu Hang is a born killer! The closer you are to a desperate situation, the calmer your mind becomes. When you start using your hands, you can often perform beyond your level. He is a standard combatant!

Just like Qiao Feng and Xu Zhu, although Qiao Feng's configuration is not as luxurious as Xu Zhu's, if the two of them really fight, even Xu Zhu will have to avoid the edge once Qiao Feng's stereo is turned on!

Although Chu Hang and Lu Ren fought fiercely at the beginning, most of Chu Hang's spiritual power was consumed later in the fight, but there was still an endless supply of ETO people. This made Chu Hang realize that it would not be possible to continue fighting like this. .

Although these ETO people should be just low-level fish and not very strong in combat, with so many people swarming up, even if they are exhausted, they can be consumed to death!

"Friend Lu Dao, the opponent has a large number of people and if it continues like this, we will be killed by the opponent sooner or later!"