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Kimberly didn't want to talk. She just wanted to distance herself from Ye Chen and the others.

What a psycho!

The male protagonist Thomas also silently took out his mobile phone and dialed the number of the mental hospital.

Ye Chen and Yan Xuyang also knew that what they said was no different from a lunatic in the eyes of others, but it didn't matter, they just set up the atmosphere and left the rest to Ghost Loli!

Yan Xuyang smiled slightly: "Child, I know you can't accept this reality for a while, but it doesn't matter, time will prove everything!"

As Yan Xuyang spread his hands, the ghost Loli who entered the spirit state at the side released her aura field to physically interfere with reality. For a moment, a strong wind blew, and the surrounding firelight was blown away. Everyone was blown away and could not open their eyes, and in the storm Only Yan Xuyang stands among them!

coincide? Accident?

No! Absolutely not! Today's science and logic cannot explain what is happening now!

Yan Xuyang slowly lowered his hands, and the strong wind dissipated with his movements.

The entire road was silent.

At this time, an electric bell rang.

"Hey, this is XX Mental Hospital. What can I do?"

"Oh, God!"

"Neuropathy!"

drop!

The call was hung up.

Kimberly spoke tremblingly: "You...who are you?"

Yan Xuyang smiled slightly: "Who am I? I once crossed the Red Sea with Moses and had dinner with Jesus. Who do you think I am?"

Kimberly opened her mouth blankly, unable to speak.

Wei Junjie on the side, after being stunned for a while, saw that the stitches were missing, ran to Yan Xuyang and knelt down, making random gestures with his hands in front of his chest.

“Praise be to the great and merciful Father!”

The others looked at Wei Junjie's gestures and couldn't tell for a moment which sect he belonged to, but his movements reminded them that it was time for them to kneel down!

Anyone with faith was kneeling down at this moment, clasping his hands and praying in front of Yan Xuyang. Thomas felt that he should kneel down too, but considering his status as a police officer, it was not appropriate, so he was stuck there!

Just when he was in a dilemma, Yan Xuyang slowly raised his hand. At this moment, all those who were kneeling felt that a pair of invisible hands lifted them up, which made their inner beliefs even stronger.

"In the eyes of believers, I am an omnipotent god, in the eyes of my companions, I am a sage who knows everything, but in my own heart, I will always be just an ordinary human being. You don't have to worship me, because I am you."

Tears flowed down, what is pattern? This is called pattern!

Although he is such a great being, he has no arrogance and always walks with mankind.

He really is! I cried to death!

Ye Chen on the side was also filled with emotion. He did not expect that Yan Xuyang actually had the potential to be a magic stick. It is true that a person cannot be judged by his appearance, and the sea cannot be measured.

Zheng Zha stood aside with confusion in his eyes, who am I? Where am I? What should I do?

In just a few minutes, they already had no idea why they came to this horror movie.

What he couldn't understand even more was why these people were so easily deceived by Ye Chen and the others?

Is this reasonable?

This may be a bit difficult to understand, but when you think about it, some people would rather believe in Qigong masters than believe that you are Qin Shihuang, and it makes more sense.

Chapter 951: My head feels so itchy, maybe I am growing a brain.

Although most of the people present believed Yan Xuyang's lies, those who still retained a little bit of rationality still had doubts in their hearts.

For example, why is Yan Xuyang an Oriental, and if he is so awesome, why is there no record of him in myths and legends?

Yan Xuyang smiled and gave answers one by one. The setting was basically a remake of The Man From Earth.

Death Comes Part II was released in 2003, while This Man from Earth was not released until November 2007. At this time, the project has not even started yet!

Anyway, no one will charge them copyright fees, so they can copy whatever they want! Besides, can this matter about reincarnation be called plagiarism? This is called learning!

As for whether the content is too nonsense, I advise you not to worry about myths and history. You can tell whether it is logically consistent and reasonable!

Judging from the results, everyone was indeed justified, as for some questions that really couldn't be answered.

Yan Xuyang would always smile and shake his head. Don't ask, just ask. Buddha said, don't tell.

After seeing that everyone was deceived, Yan Xuyang watched the heroine Kimberly cough twice and continue to talk nonsense.

"Child, I know you have a little doubt about what happened just now, and think it was your own illusion, but I want to tell you, there is no need to doubt, all this is real, and you did predict what will happen in the future. This is a gift from fate to you."

"A gift from fate." Kimberly said doubtfully.

Yan Xuyang nodded: "Yes, there will always be some darlings of fate in the long river of time. These people are born to sense the direction of fate. The fate I saw on the Holy Mountain of Olympus in Greece The Three Goddesses are such people.”

Kimberly was shocked, was she so awesome? He actually wants to use the three goddesses of fate as an example!

After hearing this, people's eyes changed when they looked at Kimberly. The person who can be ranked with the three goddesses of fate is indeed not an ordinary person.

"Child, don't be surprised. The so-called gods are not as great as you think. In that ignorant era, people who could light a fire would be worshiped as gods. But now we know that the ignition of a flame does not rely on any divine power. It’s the three elements of burning, you have to remember that a little bit of knowledge is power!”

"this…"

Kimberly was speechless. Yan Xuyang's words made sense, but for some reason she always felt that something was not right.

It feels very reasonable but also very raw.

Kimberly wanted to think carefully about the logical relationship, but Yan Xuyang didn't give her time to think carefully and jumped directly to the next topic.

"Although your ability is a gift from fate, it is also a test of fate. Anyone who peeks into fate will be counterattacked by fate. You just escaped death with the power of foresight, but this does not mean death. will leave you, and the **** of death will follow you until it harvests your lives."

Everyone's expressions changed greatly when they heard this.

If a passerby suddenly jumps out and says that you are in trouble, you will probably think of him as a lunatic. But if this passerby comes and walks with one hand in the air, and you have just escaped death from a car accident, then The effect is completely different.

"Lord Sage! What should I do now?" Kimberly asked anxiously.

"I know you are panicking now, but don't panic yet. Although Death's pursuit is pervasive, it is not unsolvable. Do you know the concept of parallel worlds? From a scientific perspective, the so-called peeking into fate actually means seeing Things that have already happened in another world line.”

"In that world line, you have already died once, and now you have changed the future. For today's world line, it is equivalent to a group of people who should have died escaping the fate of death. At this time, you have become The BUG in this world line has been resolved. In order to correct this BUG, ​​the world will continue to kill you. I call this phenomenon the closing of the world line."

ah?

Thomas looked at Yan Xuyang in confusion.

"Wait a minute, aren't you a sage from mythology? Why are you suddenly talking about science?"

Ye Chen looked at Thomas with a look of disdain and retorted: "Who said that sages can't study science, and clergy can't be scientific researchers? What age are we in, and we are still practicing traditional beliefs!"

Thomas was speechless.

Yan Xuyang waved his hand and said with a smile: "Ye Chen, you don't have to be so aggressive when speaking. My child, from your perspective, you may think all this is outrageous, but if you think about it from my perspective, the problem It’s completely different.”

"In your eyes, I am an omnipotent god, but in my eyes, I am just a lonely traveler. I have been walking in this world for thousands of years, witnessed the rise and fall of countless countries, and experienced parting again and again. , all my true friends have left me one by one, and I am the only one walking alone on the earth, so I can’t help but think, who am I, where do I come from, and why am I different from others?”

"After experiencing countless days and nights, I looked up at the stars. Perhaps my origin could only be found deep in the stars, so I began to promote the scientific development of mankind. From the Renaissance to the Industrial Revolution, I promoted the Human science continues to advance, so that one day humans can travel across the sea of ​​​​stars and lead me to my hometown."

Good guy! The sage in the love myth is actually an alien!

Zheng Zha on the side was scratching his head crazily. The style of painting suddenly jumped from mythology to science fiction. It was such a huge span that he found it difficult to accept.

But if you think about it carefully, you can't seem to find any logical loopholes.

My head feels so itchy, it feels like my brain is about to grow!

However, Zheng Zha didn't know that the reason why his head was so itchy was because his brain was overloaded and hit the bottleneck of the third level of gene lock!

It can only be said that people and their physiques cannot be generalized. If Ye Chen and Yan Xuyang knew that their nonsense actually caused Zheng Zha to step into the third level of the gene lock, I wonder what they would think.

Thomas stared at Yan Xuyang and swallowed. He was now a mythical legend and later a scientific enlightener. Because the buffs were stacking up more and more, he was afraid to look at him directly.

"Sage...Sage, how can we break the closure of the world line?"

Yan Xuyang smiled and stretched out a finger.

"There is only one way."

"What method?" everyone asked anxiously.

"Deceive the world!"

Everyone gasped.

Although I don’t know what Yan Xuyang is talking about, it sounds awesome!

Thomas patted his chest and said, "Sir, I won't say anything anymore. If you have anything to do, please tell me. I will fully cooperate with you as long as I can!"

"Really?"

"Of course! At this point, I can't possibly take my own life as a joke."

"That's great. Find us a car first, and we'll talk about the rest after we meet the Secretary-General of the United Nations."

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Chapter 952: Given as a free phone charge

"Sage, I am just an ordinary local policeman. With my authority, it is a little difficult to make an appointment with the Secretary-General of the United Nations." Thomas wiped the sweat from his forehead and said.

Yan Xuyang nodded: "Okay, since that's the case, let's leave the UN in advance and let's go to the city hall first."

The affairs of the United Nations are what they use to bullshit. Not to mention whether this matter will alarm the United Nations, the time it takes to get to the United Nations is already unacceptable to them.

In Death Comes, a horror film, time is very precious. Ye Chen and Yan Xuyang have calculated that the intensity of Death's pursuit is the lightest on the first day. He will only design one person at a time, and after killing one Only then will it attack the next person, and on the next day it will no longer care about the people around it, and will design various large-scale accidents to cause large-scale AOE damage.

On the third day, its pursuit no longer relies on logic. As long as it can kill the target, it can do outrageous things like a train derailment or a plane crash without hesitation.

And on the fourth day, Death will go completely crazy! When the time comes, all volcanoes, earthquakes, tsunamis, and meteorites will be ready for you, and they will definitely chase you until you have no way to go to the sky and no way to the earth!

So they can only stay in this horror movie for three days at most. If Brother Jie is not solved after three days, everyone will have to send it!

And the first day is the golden period of the event. How could they spend all this time on the road if they are not stupid.

It is precisely because of this that Yan Xuyang and Ye Chen can say all nonsense, because they no longer care about what the plot will become. Anyway, they will only stay in this world for three days. If the matter has not been resolved after three days, Let’s all GG together, who the **** cares about the plot in this situation!

Although Thomas still looked embarrassed after hearing Yan Xuyang's words, he was much better than before. People are good at mediating. Compared with making an appointment with the Secretary-General of the United Nations to go to the city hall, it was obviously much easier. After he was entangled, After a while Thomas nodded.

"Okay, Lord Prophet, I'll go get ready."

About an hour later, Thomas returned to the road with several cars.

In this horror movie, the main **** did not apply for local household registration for them. In other words, they are all out-of-town gangsters. If they follow the regular process, it will be a problem not to mention buying a car or even finding a place to live.

In the original work, Wang Xia and the others ended up sleeping on an overpass with a few large gold bars in their pockets. How could one describe how miserable this was?

But things are different now. Thomas is not only the male protagonist of Death Comes 2, he is also a policeman.

As long as you use your identity reasonably, it won't be a problem to borrow a few cars.

After a while, several cars drove onto the highway. Yan Xuyang and Ye Chen looked at each other and got into one of them alone.

The others didn't say much when they saw this.

When they saw no one around, their expressions immediately changed.

"Lao Yang, how is the patient's condition?"

Yan Xuyang shook his head solemnly: "The situation is very serious. He has completely regarded himself as a person in this world now. There is no way to wake him up using extraordinary methods."

Ye Chen frowned when he heard this.

"This is troublesome. We have now entered the patient's second level of dreamland. If he can't wake up, if he still can't wake up, then we will be in danger."

"Then what can we do? The patient has sunk too deep and regards this place as reality. If we can't wake him up on the second level, then we can only try to enter the third level of dreamland."

Ye Chen's expression changed: "Are you serious? The third level of dreamland is already the deep dreamland area!"

Yan Xuyang shook his head: "Doctors are kind-hearted."

Ye Chen was stunned for a moment and then lay down weakly on the back seat of the car and let out a long sigh.

Zhang Jie in the distance looked confused. What were the two of them talking about?

Although he is not in the Zhongzhou Team, he has been paying attention to the dynamics of the Zhongzhou Team mentally. When he saw them fooling the protagonist and his party, the corners of his mouth twitched crazily, and he felt that the familiar feeling came back.

But at this moment, he was a little confused about the situation.

This is both a dream and a patient. What are they talking about?

Those words just now were said to a plot character so that he could understand them, but who were they said to now? There was no one else around them.