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The general was stunned for a moment, and then an irresistible fatigue instantly spread throughout his body!

The general fell down from exhaustion on the spot!

The two skeleton soldiers didn't give him any chance to breathe, and they slashed wildly at his back!

The screen went black again.

After a while, the general looked at the familiar ceiling, and thousands of words finally converged into four words.

"Your mother forced you to do it!"

Chapter 917: If you survive a disaster, you must have a finishing blow

Jiang Chen was furious. At first, he just thought that his power had been sealed and his body functions were weakened. But in actual practice, he realized that this was not the case at all!

What the **** kind of useless performance!

He can hit someone without losing any blood for a long time, but if someone hits him and scratches his skin, it will kill him! The attack is not as good as that of a dog, and the health bar is as brittle as paper!

If it was just like this, he wouldn't be intolerable. After all, zombies of his level were far beyond what ordinary people could compare to in terms of combat skills alone.

As long as he controls the rhythm of the battle, he is confident that even if two more skeleton soldiers come, he can grind the opponent to death. But the problem is that this body is as brittle as paper, and his physical strength is shattered to pieces!

When he fought against the two skeleton soldiers just now, the attacks he blocked were only ten knives. However, just ten knives made him as tired as a dog!

This guy is still playing with a hammer!

Facts have proved that reality and games really cannot be confused, especially for suffering games like Dark Souls.

Don’t think you can do whatever you want with a game system!

If you want to bring the game engine of Monster Hunter, then that's fine. As long as the technology is better, it's no problem to just open Wushuang. Of course, if the technology is not good, then it's not Monster Hunter but Monster Abuse.

But Black Soul is different. The useless performance of the undead is extremely rare even in the entire gaming circle, and can't even compare with a normal person! If you want to travel through time with the game engine of Dark Souls, you will just be tortured, okay?

General is a very typical negative teaching material. He doesn't get much system bonus but the debuff is fully stacked.

This is the adaptability attribute that Chen Mo didn't add to him in Soul 2. Otherwise, he would not only have to endure the useless performance of the undead but also experience a wave of polio-like pleasure.

The general is not a person who gives up easily. He has been sealed for so many years and has never given up. What's more, if he fails once or twice, isn't it because his physical performance is a little useless? He doesn't believe it! With his own strength, he can't even get past two skeleton soldiers!

He picked up the stick and rushed out of the cell.

Once, twice, three times, four times...

The general can no longer remember how many times he was killed and returned to his cell.

After a long time, he became numb to death. He stared numbly at the dungeon ceiling and thought about the meaning of life.

He is not a person who gives up easily...but he really can't beat him! How to fight this!

The two skeleton soldiers seemed to be on the hook. There was no reaction when I hit them on the other side, and the other side of them hit me and was severely disabled. What's even more outrageous is that with his current physical strength, he can only fight ten moves with the opponent. After ten moves, Even if the opponent doesn't take action, he will fall down from exhaustion.

In other words, he must defeat these two invincible skeleton soldiers within ten moves!

This **** thing can be played!

The general really wanted to give up.

Seeing that the generals seemed to have a tendency to behave badly, netizens stopped mocking them one after another.

["Master UP, don't give up!"

"Master UP, believe in yourself. You have grown a lot from just now!"

"Come on Lord UP!

"The time has come to give your heart!"

"Master UP, you are the best!"…]

The general was stunned when he saw these encouraging barrages. In this dark dungeon and the endless cycle of death, only these barrages stayed with him.

Although these barrages were extremely sarcastic to him and based his happiness on his pain, when he was almost unable to hold on any longer, it was these barrages that encouraged him and supported him!

Non-vegetation, ruthless Practice makes perfect! The softest part of Jiang Chen's heart was touched!

There is a scientific name for this phenomenon in the medical community.

Stockholm Syndrome!

"Do you just believe in me that much?" The general said with a choked voice.

["Of course, there is only one UP master with such perseverance!"

"Go ahead, Master UP! As long as you don't stop! The road will continue to extend!...]

Jiang Chen took a deep breath and decided to work hard again for the sake of these netizens who have been accompanying him!

The general cheered up and picked up the broken stick again.

"Okay! Since you believe in me so much! How can I give up so easily!"

After saying that, the general rushed out of the cage and came to the two skeleton soldiers.

"Come on, let's compete today and decide life and death!"

After speaking, the general raised his wooden stick and rushed forward, and was blasted by the two skeleton soldiers again!

The ideal is very full, but the reality is very skinny. Sometimes the performance gap is really not something you can win by just shouting slogans.

When he saw that the general was about to be hacked to death again, the same word floated across the screen.

【"roll!"

"roll!"

"roll!"

“Master UP, get out of here!”…]

The general didn't know why these people were telling him to get lost. Isn't this a deliberate attempt to expose a flaw?

Although he couldn't understand it, it was inevitable that he would die now, so he decided to believe the netizens for once.

Without hesitation, the general followed the instructions of netizens and rolled over decisively under the blade of the skeleton soldier.

The skeleton soldier's blade that was supposed to fall on him floated to another direction as if it was affected by some force majeure.

The general was stunned, what is going on? !

Just when he was stunned, the skeleton soldier slashed his back with another knife, and severe pain came from his back.

He subconsciously wanted to roll over, but soon his thoughts sank.

Damn it, how could I forget! Your body won't be able to move after being hit!

It's over now!

However, this time, things did not develop as he imagined. His body that should have been frozen this time ignored the damage caused by the attack and successfully rolled out!

The general was stunned.

At this moment, he finally understood, what kind of rolling is this, this is a magical skill!

There's nothing that an invincible roll can't solve. If there is, roll twice!

After learning the ultimate secret of the Black Soul, the general's confidence returned!

He rolled over and over again to trim the pedicures of the two skeleton soldiers from the ground. Facing the invincible rolling, the two skeleton soldiers quickly fell down.

At this moment, an unprecedented sense of accomplishment filled the general's heart.

It turns out that this broken world is such a strategy!

He cupped his hands into the void and said, "I cannot thank you enough for your kindness! This time, you all, the generals owe you!"

["You're welcome, Master UP, hurry up and get on your way. You can get the reward after defeating these two skeleton soldiers!"

"Yes, there are surprises waiting for you ahead!"

"Yes, yes! I can't wait any longer!"...]

"oh?"

The comments from netizens made the generals look curious. What surprise made them so excited?

With curiosity, I walked to the corner of the corridor.

"Ahhhh!!!"

There was a roar, and a living corpse rushed out from the corner and bit him on the neck!

"I ca..."

Before the general could finish uttering the word "f*ck", a sharp pain came from his throat. The screen went black and the cell appeared in his sight again.

He returned to the place where the dream began.

【"Welcome home!"

"Welcome home!"

"Welcome home!"

"My favorite episode as a kid!"

"If you survive a catastrophe, you must have a last-ditch attack!"

"..."]

Seeing the barrage filling the screen, Jiang Chen's mouth twitched crazily.

TNND! You are playing dirty tricks with me, right?

Chapter 918: The world is full of malice towards zombies

The general's lungs were furious at this moment.

He was deeply moved by the novice guidance given to him by netizens just now, and he felt a ray of warmth in this dark world.

He thought that even though the majority of netizens were harsh on words, they still cared about him in their hearts. At best, they were just being mean-spirited, but who would have thought that the netizens would sell him out as soon as they gained his trust!

It highlights a seamless connection!

["UP, have you felt it? This is the warmth of home!"

"No matter how far you go, your home will always be there!"

"You can give up everything, but never forget that you have a family!"

“Home is the only destination!”…]

Netizens know how to be ironic. The comments they posted were very heartwarming but the content was very dazzling. They cured the general's low blood pressure for many years.

"Bastard! Do you think this level of frustration can make me give up? I tell you not to even think about it!"

"Can I accept this grievance? I just learned how to roll!"

["Okay! Have some backbone! I hope you can still be so strong after a while."

"You have learned to attack, walk, and roll. Now use the knowledge you have learned to defeat King Xin!"

"King of Salary? Teacher Guda is not convinced! You came to the BOSS room to have no juice for you!"

"No energy!"

"Our Level 6 account says that if there is no spirit, there will be no spirit!"

"You still want to spread the flames with such a low voice!"...]

The general looked confused. What were these people talking about? Who is Kudat?

From what they said, it seemed like he was a teacher, but was there a school in this **** place?

Even if you really have hundreds of years of cultural heritage, do you still need to learn from a master?

The general recalled the private school teachers he had met before, and his face showed disdain. They were just a bunch of rotten scholars who could only make fuss! I also like to talk nonsense when talking about history!

You asked him how he knew these people were talking nonsense?

nonsense! He himself was at the scene when these incidents happened, okay!

Look at what these people say, when a certain emperor is about to die, either auspicious clouds will fall from the sky or golden light will fill the sky. Isn’t this nonsense!

If someone really made such a big fuss when he was born, how could he not know about it?

The general didn't take the crazy words of netizens to heart. At this time, it was more important for him to leave this ghost place as soon as possible.