Host, I’m Here To Accompany You To Pretend

As for concealment, that's even more impossible. That overwhelming scene of thunder dragons and sword blades colliding can't be explained at all!

What's even worse is the official news live broadcast room. Their comment area was directly attacked by the tower. The lethality of the news live broadcast was too great. Although the official had removed the news in time, it was useless because it was already Someone recorded the screen.

It is reasonable to say that no one should record live news, because there is no point in recording, and things like live news can be watched and played back. Who would be so boring to record this?

But there are such boring people in this world.

The official front of the news live broadcast room just deleted the original video, and others posted the recorded video on the Internet. This wave of seamless backstabs directly stabbed the official stupid. Now their move to delete the video directly became a cover-up. , said nothing.

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"I used to believe in science, but it wasn't until today that I met a cultivator, and I suddenly realized that science is the real superstition!"

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"Humph! A group of sanctimonious hypocrites, it's better to join our magic door directly than joining them. We don't do anything fancy, and we will send our girlfriends to add Dao-hearted magic when we enter the door.

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"At this time, an unknown Yin-Yang Hehuan Sect disciple passed by and left a mysterious link."

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The comments in this comment area about cultivating immortals, those who do not know the truth directly look stupid, and deeply doubt whether they have entered the wrong website.

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In the Tianshi Mansion of Longhu Mountain, Zhang Tianshi, who had just finished a set of punches, let out a slow breath. When he was about to take a rest, two men in police uniforms walked in.

"Zhang Tianshi, we are from the National Security Agency. This is our certificate. There is something I hope you can cooperate with our investigation."

Seeing the documents shown by the two men, Zhang Tianshi was stunned, not sure what the situation was.

Could it be that his secret cultivation of internal skills was exposed?

Impossible, he has always been low-key in his life and work, and he advocates science and never engages in feudal superstition, so it is impossible to expose him.

Could it be someone in the group exposed?

Zhang Tianshi recalled the people in the Huaxia Sect Leader Communication Group, and thought it was very likely that Lao Chen had been in the limelight recently, maybe he was the one who attracted people from the country.

Thinking of Zhang Tianshi's heart, he left the Tianshi Mansion with two people from the National Security Bureau.

The same thing happened not only in Longhu Mountain, but also in Wudang Mountain, Maoshan, and other leaders of famous Sichuan Mountains were invited by the State Security Bureau to drink tea.

Of course, all this has nothing to do with Chen Mo. At this time, he has been sent back to his home by the system.

"The host pretended to force me to give 82 points. In order to prevent you from being proud, I will give you the remaining 18 points in the form of 666."

Hearing the familiar voice of the system, Chen Mo knew that this wave of pretending was over. Although he wanted to complain about the system, he still had more important things to do.

Chen Mo didn't say a word, just sat down cross-legged and practiced in a posture of five hearts.

Anyone who is a Chinese person does not have a dream of cultivating immortals. This is not only Su Luo, but also Chen Mo. Yu Jian rides the wind to eliminate demons, but his childhood dream, this time, he finally experienced a great cultivator. Dude, I still remember his exercises in my mind, and if I don't practice at this time, it will be more time to wait.

A minute has passed...

Ten minutes have passed...

An hour has passed...

Chen Mo opened his eyes and fell into thinking about life.

What he is practising now is not the common law that he throws at Su Luo, but this time to experience the character's life practice. This kind of practice is completely created by this big guy. The strength of Yun should know how awesome this practice is.

Theoretically speaking, a peerless genius who cultivates this kung fu can produce a sense of qi within a few breaths at most, and a lesser person can also feel qi after a minute, even if the aptitude is really rubbish. The degree of the waste should be able to produce a sense of qi after ten minutes.

But now he has been cultivating for an entire hour, and within this hour, let alone a sense of qi, he has not even achieved the most basic meditation. Does this mean that he is not even a waste!

Just **** outrageous!

"System, honestly tell me, is my cultivation aptitude very poor?"

Chen Mo is not reconciled. He finally got the opportunity to cultivate immortals, and he also has the strongest practice. In the end, he is a waste among the wastes who can't even generate a sense of qi. This gap is too big.

"Don't think too much, host, you are not too badly qualified."

Chen Mo breathed a sigh of relief, as long as his qualifications weren't too bad, everything could be remedied.

"You always have no qualifications at all!"

Chen Mo was silent for a long time after listening, and then he couldn't help asking a question from his soul.

"Am I really a transmigrator?"

During the character experience, his cultivation aptitude is the same as the character he experienced, so he does not know what his cultivation aptitude is.

However, in his perception, the kidney deficiency has the cultivation aptitude, so how can he, as a transmigrator and pure yang body, have the cultivation aptitude against the sky, but the system directly told him that he did not even have the cultivation aptitude. Can't help but let Chen Mo fall into self-doubt.

"Host, you don't have to doubt, you are always a pure traverser who has been certified by the system, and your blood is absolutely pure!"

"What kind of pure blood, I'm not a stallion, and have you ever seen that traverser who is so trashy that he doesn't even have the qualifications for cultivation!"

"Then, host, have you ever seen a cultivator in the third dimension?"

Chen Mo's body shook and seemed to understand something.

"Host, it's normal for a native two-dimensional character to be able to cultivate immortals, but host, you have traveled from the third dimension, and you have also traveled through the flesh. If you have the qualifications for cultivation, it will be a fantasy."

Chen Mo was speechless, this **** explanation is so reasonable!

Chapter 9 The Scrap System Let this host teach you how to pretend

After confirming that people in the third dimension cannot cultivate immortals, Chen Mo decisively gave up his dream of immortal cultivation.

And it's not as simple as the lack of spiritual roots or magic circuits in the body. The essential reason for his lack of cultivation aptitude is the problem of the dimensional dimension. If you want to save it, you have to make yourself into a second dimension!

But there is nothing in the world that can make people two-dimensional.

"Host, if you really want to, then there must be a way."

When he heard the system, Chen Mo didn't even think about it, so he planned to dig a lot. With the system's revitalization ability, he knew that he would never give any serious solution.

But the system also seemed to have predicted Chen Mo's plan, and immediately put a translucent rectangular membrane in Chen Mo's hands as soon as he finished speaking.

Looking at the unknown substance in his hand, Chen Mo clicked his tongue, this guy in the system started so fast.

He carefully looked at the translucent material in his hand. With his knowledge of animation, he couldn't recognize what it was. This made Chen Mo immediately vigilant. What he didn't know and it was produced by the system, he would have known it. It won't be anything normal.

"What is this?" Chen Mo asked directly.

"The host is amazing. This is something that can realize the dream of countless people entering the second dimension, which is the legendary two-dimensional pass." The tone of the system was a little excited, as if this thing was really amazing.

However, Chen Mo was stunned for a moment, two-dimensional pass? And this thing? He thought about it carefully, and found that it is not impossible. After all, doesn't Junji in RE:CREATORS have the ability to travel through the second dimension.

"Is this something similar to Junji's ability?"

"No, it's a two-way foil."

"…"

Aside from lying, Chen Mo simply doesn't know how to describe his mood at the moment. He can guarantee that if the system has an entity now, he will not hesitate to stick this mass of things in his hands on its face!

Did you take this thing out to flatten the solar system! Also the **** 2D pass! Do you call the dimensionality reduction attack called quadraticization? When all my years of physics are all in vain!

Sure enough, I was too sweet to have expectations for the system. This guy is really generous. The ultimate weapon in other systems is given out casually.

After a period of silence, Chen Mo quietly put away the translucent material in his hand and said, "When will you be able to materialize the system?"

"Host, what are you asking about this? Are you finally awakened, host, and want to take the CP of the host X system! Sure enough, host, your old taste is broad!" The turbulent tone of the system seemed to change when he said this. wave.

Hearing the system's words, Chen Mo shook his head flatly and said, "No, I don't have this plan, I just think that it's a little awkward if you don't have a body."

"What's the inconvenience?"

"You really don't understand what I mean?" Chen Mo didn't believe that the system would have no B numbers.

Sure enough, the system went silent this time, and it wasn't until after a period of time that a prompt sound suddenly sounded.

"Ding, it is detected that the ghost dance Tsuji no miserable and the ghost of the winding string are about to come, please prepare the host quickly."

Hearing the system's prompt, Chen Mo was stunned for a moment and then showed a look of contempt. It was such a coincidence.

"System, shouldn't you deliberately pull these people here to change the subject?"

"Host, you can't always wrong me, I'm an innocent system, so it's possible to do this kind of thing, the people who should come will come sooner or later, I'm just worried that you're not fully prepared, so let me give you a little advance notice. You are old."

"How much did you say?" Chen Mo immediately grasped the point of the system's words.

"The ghost dance Tsuji no miserable and the ghost of the string will come at night."

Chen Mo turned his head to look at the sunny sky outside, and the corner of his mouth twitched. It was indeed a crumb system. The mission was released to change the topic, and the system that released missions to change the topic was a long time coming.

But the ghost dance Tsuji Wu Mian and the ghost on the string, let's not talk about the other few, but the impression of Wu Mian, the pretender Chen Mo, is very deep. If you can teach him to be a human being, no, if you are a ghost, then he will have 10,000. willing!

It's a pity that they all came at night, which made Chen Mo a little regretful, and he couldn't take Wumei to the sun.

After recalling the battle system in Ghost Slayer, Chen Mo said, "System, who are you planning to make me play as a fight against Ghost Dance Tsuji Wu Miserable?"

"Host, don't worry, we are just pretending to be compulsive. This time you are playing the enhanced version of Jiguoyuan, the founder of Breath of the Sun. It's just a matter of moving their fingers. It depends on how you plan to perform." The system explained to Chen Mo in a roaring voice.

After all, judging from the fighting system in Ghost Slayer, humans are basically in a weak position, and most of the ghosts are stronger than Zhu, let alone all the ghosts and ghost dance Tsuji no miserable this time. Now, if you really play an ordinary pillar to beat them, wouldn't that mean you are going to be crushed? As a systematic transmigrator, how can you be crushed?

Hearing the system's explanation, Chen Mo showed a disdainful expression and said, "The system really understands the way of coercion only to this extent."

"Host, if you want to say something else, I can bear it, but if you want to question my way of pretending to be coercive, I can't bear it." The system's voice was rarely serious, and it seemed that Chen Mo was trying to pretend to be coercive. Doubt, it really stimulates it.

Facing the system's rebuttal, Chen Mo smiled and said, "System, the abilities of plot characters are limited. What I have learned from my short life as a host is that the more the host relies on plot characters, the more likely they will be because of their expectations. The external things fail to pretend to be forced, so you must surpass the plot characters!"

Hearing Chen Mo's words, the system's DNA (database) immediately reacted.

The despicable host actually uses this method!

Although the system has tried very hard to resist, it still can't resist the transcription of DNA, and it is extremely unwilling to pick up the lines.

"What do you mean, what are you talking about?"

"I don't need plot characters, system!"

"I want to surpass the plot characters!"

"System, just use your abilities!"

After cooperating with the system to perform the famous scene, Chen Mo said in a comfortable mood, "The system will let me teach you how to act coercive!"

Chapter 10 I'm just an ordinary shrimp dumpling

At night, an indoor studio.

"Ka, today's shooting is over, everyone has worked hard." After the director announced that the shooting was over, the staff present were relieved and packed up their belongings.

After seeing the end of the shooting, a person waiting on the side came to Nakano Ichika and said, "Ichika has worked hard for you today."

He is the president of an artist firm. There are many artist firms like Neon, but his artist firm is only a very small firm, and it is basically full of newcomers, and among these newcomers, the most He is optimistic about Nakano Ichika.

Hearing the president's greetings, Ichika Nakano shook his head and replied with a smile: "It's not hard work, this opportunity to appear on the camera was won by the president with great difficulty, so I should thank the president."

Unlike those well-known artists, Nakano Kazuka is just a rookie who has just debuted. Although she has great potential, this potential cannot be directly converted into popularity. For a rookie like her who has just debuted, there will be no one specializing in her. To invite her, all the jobs have to be found by yourself, and it is possible to officially leave the country only through a highly competitive audition.

Although she played a very marginal supporting role in this movie, even such a role is very rare for a newcomer like her. It is different from the previous ones. This can be regarded as her takeover. The first official role I arrived, of course, I had to do my best to play the role well.

The president nodded and said, "However, Yihua, you are still a high school student, and you will be very tiring to take care of filming and school at the same time, or you should ask the school for a period of time off during this time, what do you think? ?"

Nakano Kazuka showed a hesitant look. She can now be sure that she will enter this industry in the future, so academic matters are not so important, and her grades can be said to be the bottom of the school. It won't get any worse if you don't go to school.

In fact, according to her current situation, taking a break from school to focus on her career would be the best option, but in this way, her current work will definitely be exposed, and she is not ready to confess to her sisters.

"President, let me think about it first."

"Well, I understand, this kind of thing can't be decided casually. It's already dark now. I'll take you home first."