Host, I’m Here To Accompany You To Pretend

She hurriedly looked at the time now, only to feel a sense of dizziness welling up in her heart.

It can only be said that she is worthy of being a senior of Ying Riri, and she does exactly the same thing as her.

Xia Zhiqiu Shiyu gritted her teeth with a look of unwillingness in her eyes. If there was no such voyeur, how could she have been reduced to this level.

"Voyeur today, I remember!"

After speaking, she immediately summoned the world to sit at the computer desk and let it go to code.

In any case, she must do it today, otherwise she will definitely miss the submission line.

Looking at the world sitting at the computer desk, Kasumigaoka Shiyu was stunned for a moment. Is it my illusion? The color of the world seems to be getting more yellow?

At the same time, Xia Chuan Zhenliang also applied an ice pack to his hands at home, breathing in the cold air, with the same expression of resentment.

"That exhibitionist, next time I see her, I will definitely blow up her Zawarudo!"

Affected by her emotions, she moved her body subconsciously, and this movement poked her wound again.

"It hurts!!"

Xia Chuan sucked in a breath of cold air, tears welling up in the corners of his eyes.

At this moment, the star-shaped birthmark on her shoulder suddenly came with a scorching heat, and suddenly a flash of light flashed in her mind, as if she had merged and penetrated something, and the injured area did not hurt so much.

Xia Chuan was really stunned for a moment, then looked at the ice pack in his hand and fell into deep thought, then threw it out.

"Canteen Spicy Sauce! Smash Valudo!"

The thrown ice pack stopped in mid-air, and then Platinum Star appeared to catch the ice pack that was parked in mid-air.

Looking at this scene, Xia Chuan was really cold and stunned, but it wasn't an illusion, she stopped when she really learned! ?

But why is it so sudden?

Chapter 93: Chen Mo's Big Disciple

In Chen Mo's house, his computer screen is turning on the double screen, on the left is "Dragon King's Son-in-law", and on the right is a new document, he is coding.

Today, it is rare that he did not go to play games but to code words.

It's not that he is addicted to work, but it's mainly because he has played too many games recently, which has put him into the sage mode, which is commonly known as the period of boredom.

After all, no matter how fun the game is, if you play it for a long time, you will get tired of it. For example, if LOL makes him play a few games occasionally, of course it is very cool.

But if he wants to keep masturbating, then he will have to vomit, and the current Japanese server is no different from his mother's national server. He hasn't matched a real neon person for a long time, and all he encounters is Chief!

If you open your mouth and shut your mouth, you are so bad that you dare to rob Taijun!

It seemed that he was speechless, and not only that, now he had to queue for half a day every time he entered, and the game experience was extremely poor.

So even he would want to change his mood.

And this season's new show also made him uncomfortable. When chasing the show, it felt like planting a lemon tree in his mouth. His mouth was full of sourness. shape up.

Really tricked the dog into killing it!

The only thing that can make him feel satisfied is this season's X series. I won't say how this season's performance is, but the X series is really good. .

Although some newly released X Fan and 18X games have not yet been translated, this is obviously not a problem for Chen Mo, his language talent is already full!

But good health returns to good health, and the excitement brought by the things in the world is just a momentary thing. After that moment of excitement passes, only emptiness is left.

When he entered the state of a sage, he really couldn't find anything to do, and then he remembered that he hadn't updated for a long time. The more than 100 chapters of the update are estimated that foreign readers have already read it.

Then he opened the translation website and looked at it. His comment area was still so harmonious, and all kinds of FUCK filled the comment area.

Chen Mo felt that at the level of these foreign netizens, he would be able to protect his family if he went to Zu'an District.

And it hasn't been here for a while. It seems that there are many authors with pigeon avatars on this translation website, and these authors seem to be the same type of people as him, which makes people sigh.

He can also be regarded as exporting Chinese culture to the outside world. Now even foreign countries know the domestic pigeon culture.

After sighing, he opened the original text of "Dragon King's Son-in-law", but after a few glances, he couldn't read it anymore. The taste of this novel is still so strong. From this aspect, this man with a split mouth Rhys is Satan in **** and a genius.

It is undoubtedly a more difficult job than writing such a novel translation, but this is nothing to Chen Mo. Now he only needs to look at the original text to know how to translate the article in its original flavor.

The choice of words in translation is not a problem at all. As for why he often delays for a week or two or even a month, it is simply because he is a pigeon.

Chen Mo kept translating the original text of "The Son-in-law of the Dragon King", but when he was halfway through the translation, he suddenly stopped, not because he wanted to be a pigeon again, but because he didn't feel it anymore.

It always feels a little wrong to write this.

Chen Mo thought for a while, then opened the music player, called up his custom playlist, opened the FUTUREFUNK he uploaded and clicked to play.

The BGM of the Crooked Dragon King sounded, and the smell in the room suddenly changed.

Chen Mo nodded with satisfaction, and now he feels it.

Chen Mo's hands began to move at a high speed on the keyboard, and it seemed that he was also an old professional player.

After a while, Chen Mo uploaded the translated content to the translation website and exhaled.

"After this update, I can relax for a long time again, what should I do next?"

"Host, I see that you seem to be very free now, so why don't you pretend to be coercive to relieve your mood, what do you think?"

"not so good."

"…"

Um? Why is this guy's reaction so dull today?

Seeing that the system fell into silence and didn't say a word, Chen Mo couldn't help but be puzzled. The system's reaction was too abnormal. If this guy gave up doing things, Chen Mo would definitely not believe it.

Even if the sun rises from the west one day, it is absolutely impossible for this guy not to do things!

He has absolute confidence in the system at this point.

Just when Chen Mo was thinking about what the system wanted to do, the crooked mouth Dragon King BGM he played just reached the climax, and the system sounded.

"Respect! Nearly a thousand years of monsters broke out of the seal, please return to China and kill the monsters!"

good guy! It turned out to be waiting for him here!

Chen Mo sighed and then said with a condensed expression: "Since the thousand-year-old monster has broken the seal, the deity should go to kill this monster. Where is this monster now?"

"Report Your Excellency, Demon City!"

Hearing this familiar term, Chen Mo was stunned for a moment, and then fell into speechlessness.

Why is it a magic capital again? The last time I crossed the robbery was in the magic capital. When I cut Wei Ming Yixin, it was also in the magic capital. Is this the only city in China? Why does everything happen there.

Although he was very speechless about the name of this city, he still had to do what he had to do. Since it was still a familiar place, let's use that character.

Chen Mo adjusted his mood and said, "Then go to the Demon Capital with the deity to kill the demon!"

"promise!"

With the system's response, Chen Mo disappeared at home.

…

In a small mountain village in Qingshui County, several high-end cars drove in.

After the convoy stopped, several well-built people got out of the car and opened the door next to a car in the middle of the convoy. In order to ensure the safety of the escorts, important people are generally arranged in the middle of the convoy .

After the door was opened, two people in suits walked out. The suits they were wearing were not formal but portable. The fabrics of the suits were of excellent quality and the workmanship was perfect. They were specially made by someone.

Both of them are in their thirties and have extraordinary temperaments. At first glance, they know that they are the kind of people with high power.

They looked at the surrounding environment, and their brows suddenly wrinkled. Has their third brother really been here all this time?

These two are Su Luo's two older brothers, and they came here this time to 'pick up' Chen Mo's eldest disciple Su Luo home.

Chapter 94: Mountains are not low, and immortals are famous

Su Luo's two older brothers frowned when they looked at the environment in this village. The environment in this village was completely incomparable to where they usually lived. They really didn't believe that their third brother would be like this. It's unscientific to live in a place that can last for so long, isn't it?

Don't they know what their third brother is, the standard dude! What else is in your mind besides women and games?

Can such a person endure such a living environment? Then they really don't believe it. Not to mention that this place is an entertainment club, and even the signal is not good. At least they can't find the specific location of the Taoist temple that Zhang Guanjia said.

Butler Zhang must have made a mistake, right? Su Luo's eldest brother and second brother looked at each other with doubts in their eyes.

But they soon ruled out this possibility. They knew the ability of Butler Zhang, and he would definitely not make such a low-level mistake as the wrong address. Anyway, let's talk about it in the advanced village.

Thinking like this, Su Luo's eldest brother and second brother walked into the village. After they left, several bodyguards next to the motorcade followed without a word. They were all professionals.

Although the infrastructure of this village is underdeveloped, the environment is still quite good, with green mountains and green waters, and the air is exceptionally fresh. Su Luo can evaluate it as sufficient spiritual energy. This place can also be regarded as a geomantic treasure.

It's just that Su Luo's eldest brother and second brother are not in the mood to enjoy the scenery of this feng shui treasure at this time.

When Su Luo first disappeared, they didn't really care much, because Su Luo usually went abroad to play in addition to playing in the magic capital, so it was normal not to see him for a while, and they could be there. I checked Su Luo's travel records and knew that he went to a place called Qingshui County. Although I don't know what he did in that small town, just make sure that he was not kidnapped.

Based on what they knew about Su Luo, in that kind of small town, Su Luo would definitely not be able to bear that he would come back as long as he stayed for a few days, so they didn't care, and thought it would be fine as long as they waited.

But who knows that he will never be seen again after this wait. The whole person is like the world has evaporated. Now the Su family is in a hurry. No matter how unbearable Su Luo is, he is still the son of the Su family. Just disappearing like this makes the Su family's face go there.

After a thorough investigation of Su Luo's whereabouts, he found Butler Zhang. Su Luo's father immediately called Butler Zhang and asked him where Su Luo was.

Su Luo's father and Su Luo were not at the same level in Su's family at all. He dared to hide it from Butler Zhang, and directly told the matter, and also released the recording of the call with Su Luo that day.

After understanding the cause and effect of the matter, Su Luo's father directly exploded with anger.

God **** went to immortal cultivation!

He usually turned a blind eye to the things Su Luo did, but he really couldn't help it today, and he immediately called Su Luo's eldest and second brothers over to give them the order. After the death order, Su Luo must be brought to him within today, and he will break the leg of this villain!

Seeing their father's angry look, Su Luo's eldest brother and second brother dared to refute anything. They could only keep nodding and saying yes, and then immediately dropped all their work and rushed to Qingshui County.

Those jobs are not a big problem. If the Su family really had an accident because they didn't work for two days, then the Su family would be long gone. What really made them uncomfortable was the journey along the way.

Of course, this kind of small village doesn't have any airport or railway. After getting off the plane, you can only come by car all the way. You know this kind of mountain road.

But even if they are in a bad mood, they still have to do what they should do. They originally wanted to go directly to the Qingyun Temple that Zhang Guanjia said when they came to this place, but who would have thought that this Qingyun Temple could not even find the GPS location. Now Just ask the locals.

Su Luo's eldest and second brothers glanced around and saw an old man in his fifties walking in front of him.

The old man became vigilant when he saw the group of bodyguards behind Su Luo's eldest and second brothers.

"What do you want to do!"

Su Luo's eldest and second brothers knew that the old man had misunderstood them. He turned his head and gestured to the bodyguards who came over to keep them at a distance, and then said, "Don't worry about this old man, we are not What a bad guy, he just wants to ask for directions."

Seeing that the bodyguards behind Big Brother Su Luo and the second brother retreated a distance, the old man relaxed a little and looked at Big Brother Su Luo and the second brother and said, "Where do you want to go?"

"Uncle, do you know how to get to Qingyunguan?"

Hearing the term Qingyunguan, the old man was stunned for a moment, then looked at Big Brother Su Luo and Big Brother Su with a stunned expression.

"You must have come to find Daoist Qingyunzi, but it seems that you must not be locals. Daoist Qingyunzi has to retreat for two days a week. You will definitely not see him today."

Su Luo's eldest brother and second brother looked at each other with a confused look in their eyes, who is this Qingyunzi? Didn't Butler Zhang say that this Taoist temple had been bought by him? Why are there other people there? Is it a mistake?

"Who is the Daoist Master Qingyunzi, old man?"

Hearing this, the old man opened his mouth with disbelief: "No way, you don't know Daoist Qingyunzi! That person is a real master of Taoism! A living god!"

Su Luo's eldest brother and second brother were speechless. Good guy, they just came to find someone, and they also met a living fairy.

Seeing the expressions of Su Luo's two brothers, the old man knew that they definitely didn't believe him, and he didn't say much and rolled up his trouser legs, where there was a huge scar like a centipede.

"Do you see this scar? It was injured by a machine when I was working. Since then, this leg has not been so flexible, but since Daoist Qingyunzi helped me to see it, this leg has not changed. It's as neat as an injury."

"And when Daoist Qingyunzi helped me heal the wound, there was nothing, just a few taps on my leg, and then I felt a warmth spread to my leg, not to mention how comfortable it was, and then my leg was It's fine, you said that this is not a living fairy, what is a living fairy."

After listening to the old man's words, Su Luo's two older brothers really don't know how to describe their feelings. Is this old man mentally ill? What he said is getting more and more outrageous.

What cures you without just slapping your leg? You said that this person is probably not a cultivator!

Su Luo's eldest brother and second brother don't want to continue to talk about this topic with this old man. Talking about this topic with this kind of villagers who engage in feudal superstition is definitely not clear when a scholar meets a soldier.

Big Brother Su Luo said: "Okay old man, we already know how powerful Daoist Qingyunzi is. We really want to visit Daoist Qingyunzi immediately after hearing you say that, and please give us some pointers. Lu, can you see it?"

Hearing that Big Brother Su Luo agreed with him, the old man nodded with satisfaction and said: "It's good that you know, as for the visit, we should wait for tomorrow, didn't I tell you, today Daoist Qingyunzi wants to Qingxiu, Qingyun Temple is not seen, just tomorrow I will also go to Qingyun Temple to pay homage, and I will accompany you tomorrow morning."

Hearing the old man's words, Su Luo's eldest brother and second brother showed helpless expressions in their eyes. Their father gave a death order, which made them wait for tomorrow.

"Old man, just show us the way, don't worry, it won't cause you any trouble."

The old man frowned and said impatiently: "Why don't you understand what I have to say, you all said that Qingyunguan is not seen today, if you go to Qingyunguan and disturb the Qingyunzi Taoist priest's purification, Then I can't afford this crime, what will happen in one day."

Seeing this old man's attitude, Su Luo's two brothers knew that it would be impossible to talk to him like this, so they could only use other methods.

Su Luo's second brother gestured to the bodyguard behind him, and the bodyguard immediately stepped forward and stretched his hand into his arms.

Seeing the bodyguard's actions, the old man immediately panicked.