Host, I’m Here To Accompany You To Pretend
Chapter 467:
2. Don’t go to the Lion Park.
3. Make sure there are rabbits wherever you are, including escaped rabbits, rabbit peripheral toys, people wearing rabbit earrings, or "rabbit blood" in the beverage shop. Rabbits are our secret code, they symbolize "safety and protection."
4. When visiting the elephant park, do not read the signs.
…
Looking at the notice at the entrance of the aquarium in front of them, Wang Li and Kiryu Zhantu were speechless. This zoo is quite weird. There are a group of rabbits suffering from rabies running around outside. Isn't this weird enough! This should be shut down!
You still dare to mention the escaped rabbits, haha, do they count the pile in their hands?
What's going on in your zoo? Why are there such fancy marketing techniques everywhere!
Since there is even a built-in aquarium, why not take it seriously and provide good service! As long as you spend the marketing money on the facilities in the park, you won't release so many rabbits!
"Forget it, forget about these things, let's go in and find the staff of the aquarium first. They should know where the rabbit park is."
As he said this, Wang Li pushed open the door of the aquarium and walked in. When he saw someone entering the aquarium, an employee wearing red overalls came over with a friendly face.
"Hello, sir, I am an employee of the aquarium. May I ask what you have..."
Before the employee in red could finish speaking, Wang Li raised his hand and interrupted him.
"There's no need to sell us anything, we're just here to ask for directions."
The employee in red was stunned, not because Wang Li acted abnormally, but because he was so normal!
People who can enter the aquarium are more or less polluted by 'it'. At this time, Wang Li looks like he has lost his mind, but how did he come to the aquarium without being polluted?
"You want to ask where to go?" the employee in red asked doubtfully.
"Do you know where the Rabbit Park is?"
Well, this guy is indeed contaminated, so a normal person would take the initiative to find where the rabbit park is!
The employee in red said seriously: "Sorry, sir, I don't know what rabbit park you are talking about. We only have an aquarium here, not a zoo!"
"Huh? Are you kidding me? Your aquarium is built in a zoo. You told me there is no zoo here?!"
"Of course not. This place has only been an aquarium from the beginning." The employee in red said firmly.
Wang Li laughed angrily.
"Are you playing this trick with me? Let me see how you explain it here! War Rabbit! Give him the whole job!"
Kiryu Zhantu walked out from behind Wang Li and picked up the rabbit he had caught!
"Didn't you say there is no zoo here? You have to explain this!"
The employee in red stared at the rabbit in Kiryu Sentu's hand with a horrified expression.
"Damn it! How did you bring these things in!"
Wang Li looked disdainful, he couldn't pretend anymore!
Let me see how you explain it!
"Why do you say there is no zoo here?"
"Yes! There is a zoo here! Throw these things out quickly!"
"Tsk, why are you so excited? Aren't you just a bunch of rabbits?"
"A bunch of rabbits? Take a good look at what you're holding!"
Um?
Wang Li looked at the rabbit in Kiryu Zhantu's hand with a puzzled expression.
Under the lights of the aquarium, the shapes of this group began to distort crazily! But in a short while, it transformed into lumps of extremely beastly meat!
"Fuck! What the **** is this!"
Wang Li was dumbfounded!
Could it be that everything written in the tourist regulations is true?
Kiryu Zhantu reacted quickly after being stunned for a moment.
"I see, I thought I would catch some crazy rabbits, but I didn't expect to encounter a monster! Humph!"
Kiryu Zhantu slammed the piece of meat in his hand against the wall and raised his wrist guard.
"Transform!"
"Armor fusion!"
Electronic sound effects sound and armor covers the whole body!
"Drink! Any evil will be brought to justice!"
Chapter 831: His heart has become numb, and there may be no joy or sorrow in this life.
As soon as he finished speaking, Kiryu Zhantu quickly rushed forward and punched and kicked the pieces of meat in front of him, making the beasts scream and scream.
The employee in red was completely dumbfounded at this time. After working in the aquarium for so long, this was the first time he knew that there were Kamen Riders in this world!
It really shocked his mature soul deeply!
"Store manager! I'll take care of these things! Get that employee out of here quickly!"
"Okay." Wang Li nodded and grabbed the employee in red beside him.
"What are you still doing? Run away!"
After saying that, he took the employee in red and ran out of the aquarium.
After walking out of the aquarium gate, the sun shone on his face. The employee in red suddenly came back to his senses and looked at the elephant park not far from him in front, his face suddenly turned pale.
He entered the zoo! Not only that, he also violated multiple aquarium employee rules in a short period of time!
The employee in red held his head and showed a desperate look.
"It's over! I was hurt by you!"
Wang Li frowned when he saw the employee in red showing off his defense: "What's wrong? Do you know the inside story?"
The employee in red looked up at Wang Li with bloodshot eyes.
"Do you know what you have done! Such wanton destruction of the code will definitely alert 'it'!"
"From the tone of your voice, you probably don't mean humans."
"That is an existence even scarier than a rabbit! It is the source of all distortions! Once 'it' is awakened, no one in the zoo or aquarium can run away!"
"I see. If you say that, as long as we get to the root cause, the zoo can return to normal, right?"
The employee in red was going crazy with anxiety. He couldn't understand why Wang Li was so confident! Do you think ‘it’ is comparable to those rabbits?
"What do you think of 'it'! Even if you can transform into a Kamen Rider! You have no chance of winning against 'it'!"
Wang Li was stunned for a moment and then shook his head.
"Brother, who told you that I am a Kamen Rider?"
"Huh? If you're not a Kamen Rider, what are you?"
The moment the employee in red finished speaking, the zoo suddenly shook violently!
The animals in the ape area and the elephant area huddled together and shivered, the rabbit area was filled with weird children's laughter, and the four white lions in the lion area roared fiercely at the sky!
It was as if the entire zoo came alive at this moment!
And in the next moment, a big hole opened in the sky, and a huge creature crawled out!
It was a twisted creature about seventy meters tall, as if a variety of creatures had been pieced together randomly!
The lower body is covered with tentacles, the body is covered with hair of various colors, and the head has mouthparts and a rabbit's mouth. When this weird creature appears in reality, it is much more exciting than watching a horror movie!
Seeing the monster in red, the employee collapsed on the ground as if he had been drained. He turned to look at Wang Li with a self-deprecating smile.
"Then you want to deal with the 'it' that is the source of all distortions. How do you win against this kind of thing?"
"Emm... It's indeed a bit troublesome, but it's not impossible to win."
"Huh? Are you out of your mind! This kind of thing is simply not something that humans can defeat!"
Wang Li smiled when he heard this.
"Brother, don't you want to know what I am?"
Um?
Wang Li took out the sapphire cone from his arms.
"Now you know!"
As soon as he finished speaking, Wang Li fiercely raised the blue cone above his head!
"GAIA!!!!"
A strong light lit up, and a giant with red and silver colors as its base color and golden lines on his chest fell from the sky and stepped on the ground hard, causing all the dirt on the ground to fly away!
Seeing Wang Li's transformation into Ultraman Gaia, countless thoughts flashed through the minds of the employees in red, but in the end, thousands of words were all condensed into one sentence.
"Fuck!!!"
…
On the other side, Chen Mo was taking tourists to eat and drink in the commercial street.
As for why he used the word "free food and drink", the reason was simple. He had already shown the shopping voucher to the clerk, so why did he still have to pay?
At first, other tourists refused to eat the products in this store, but then they tried it and wow, it smells so good!
The taste of free prostitutes is really different!
The employees in blue clothes on the side gave full play to the spirit of the service industry and gave snacks and drinks to every tourist with a smile.
He actually didn't want to change clothes, but he had no choice, either change into blue overalls or die! What else is there to say! He chooses to live!
While the tourists were enjoying their meal, the ground suddenly shook violently!
Immediately afterwards, a terrifying giant beast tore through the sky and emerged. Looking at the giant beast that was dozens of tall, the tourists all showed frightened expressions.
"Damn it, brother, look, it's a monster!" the passerby brother yelled.
Zhou Hao: "...Oh (no emotion)."
His heart has become numb, and there may be no more joy or sorrow in this life.
At this time, a strong light lit up, and a silver-white giant appeared in front of the giant beast.
Zhou Hao stood up on the spot!
"Fuck! It's Ultraman Gaia!"
Zhou Hao's eyes almost popped out of his head. Did Ultraman really exist?
At this moment, he suddenly felt that his ridiculous luck was not a bad thing. Without such luck, he might not be able to meet the real Ultraman!
Seeing the real Ultraman in reality is a temptation that no Ultraman can resist!
On the other side, the root monster in the zoo is not so happy.
The monster that woke up was extremely angry at this time. It opened a zoo here and ran it very well. It didn't even charge tourists tickets so they could visit the park for free. The employees' wages were several times or even more than ten times that of other zoos. Times!
Working here for one day makes more money than working outside for half a month. Capitalists will cry when they hear this treatment!
And in order to let tourists experience the fun of the zoo more deeply, he will even select lucky tourists from time to time to fully integrate into the zoo!
Put yourself in the shoes of tourists like this! For the benefit of employees! The conscientious boss who doesn’t want anything in return asks who else!
It just mentioned a few rules to visitors and employees, but instead of following them, they broke into looting in the zoo!
Can this society be better? How can we monsters survive to satisfy you? Tears flowed down unsatisfactoryly. This world is full of malice towards creatures like them! When can they really stand up!
Now it just wants to educate Kiryu Sento and let him know who is the real boss of the zoo!
However, not long after it climbed out and prepared to execute justice, a giant appeared in front of it!
Looking at Ultraman Gaia in front of him, he looked confused.
"Waibibabu (brother, who are you)?!"
Hearing its voice, Wang Li thought the monster was about to attack, and immediately made a fighting stance.
"shrimp!"
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