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The passerby was stunned for a moment and then showed an awkward smile: "I'm sorry, by the way, what did you want to ask just now?"

"It's nothing, just asking about this zoo." Zhou Hao pointed to the zoo in front of him and said, "Is this zoo originally here?"

The passerby looked along Zhou Hao's hand. He was stunned for a moment and then a confused look appeared in his eyes.

In this passerby's original memory, this place was supposed to be a commercial street, but now it suddenly turned into a zoo. The strange thing is that he didn't think there was anything wrong with this. Gradually, the memory of the commercial street became blurred, and the zoo The memory becomes clearer and clearer, as if this place had been a zoo from the beginning.

"Well...yeah, this zoo has been here for a while."

"That's it."

Zhou Hao breathed a sigh of relief when he heard this. It seemed that he was overthinking it. Even the locals said so, so what could be the problem?

Recently my nerves have become so sensitive that everything I look at seems abnormal. If this continues, even my daily life will be affected.

"Sorry, brother, I asked you some strange questions."

"It's okay, it's fun to help others."

Zhou Hao smiled when he heard this. At this moment, a man in black overalls came to Zhou Hao and the passerby.

"You two, do you want to visit the zoo?"

To promote?

Zhou Hao waved his hand: "No, we don't want to see animals..."

"Sir, please don't be impatient. Just listen to what I have to say. Our zoo is holding an event today. If two people visit together, the admission fee will be free of charge."

Zhou Hao was stunned, what do you mean? Can you have **** for free?

The passers-by and Zhou Hao looked at each other, a look of excitement flashing in their eyes.

As an ancestor of the white prostitution sect with a five-digit UID in the p station but still at level 4, he was completely unable to refuse the activities proposed by the employees in black.

"Are there any conditions for participating in your event?"

The employee in black nodded: "Yes."

As soon as these words came out, the passerby lost interest in an instant. The event requires two people to participate together, so what are the conditions? Needless to say!

"Couple?"

The employee in black shook his head: "Single."

"Huh? You're not mistaken!"

The employee in black smiled: "That's right, our principal is still single and hates couples showing up, so we organized such an event to make those couples envy single people."

The passers-by were speechless. This reason is very good and very powerful!

He turned to look at Zhou Hao: "Friend, what do you think, free tickets! You are single and I am single, how about... let's make it work?"

The employees in black laughed secretly in their hearts, another achievement was recorded!

At this point, the employees in black already feel that this performance is a sure thing. However, people are always prone to extreme joy and sadness, and accidents often happen inadvertently!

Zhou Hao shook his head: "Brother, people's physiques cannot be generalized. Just because you don't have a girlfriend doesn't mean I don't have a girlfriend either!"

? ? ?

The smile of the black-clothed employee froze instantly. Could this person be a fake? How can this be! He missed it that time after all these years!

When the passerby heard this, he immediately felt that there was a sadly thick barrier between him and Zhou Hao, but he soon realized something was wrong.

"No! Aren't you here to travel? If you have a girlfriend, why are you traveling alone?"

Zhou Hao laughed when he heard this.

"Brother, who told you that I came alone, and I took my girlfriend with me!"

Take it with you? The employee in black looked around with a puzzled look, but did not find the unit where Zhou Hao's girlfriend was suspected to be.

"Where is she?" the employee in black asked.

Zhou Hao didn't say much, put down the bag behind his back, opened the zipper and took out a Keli figure covered in a glass box.

"No, this is my girlfriend."

The employee in black stared and was stunned on the spot.

grass! It’s the second dimension!

The passerby looked at the Keli figure Zhou Hao carried with him and was silent for a long time before giving him a thumbs up.

"Brother, it has to be you!"

The words of the passerby made the employees in black instantly alert.

"Could it be that you are also a second-dimensional person?!"

Now the passers-by also laughed.

He took out his mobile phone and opened the ship R to enter the operation interface and showed the vertical drawing of Lexington to the employees in black.

"This is my girlfriend!"

Employee in black: "..."

…

The employees in black finally accomplished this achievement.

As for how it was done, it was to fool the two of them and the principal was also a two-dimensional person! There are many two-dimensional elements in the park!

The specific process is as follows.

Zhou Hao: Two-dimensional elements? Is she a beast-eared girl?

Employee in black: More exciting than a girl with animal ears!

? ? ?

Zhou Hao: Is your zoo serious?

Employee in black: Hey, you know!

Emmm... Now I have to criticize it!

So the performance of the employees in black was increased by two!

Led by employees in black, Zhou Hao and the passerby brother went to the zoo entrance to queue up. Although they said they were queuing up, there were actually not many people at the entrance. They quickly went to collect their tickets.

Just then a voice came over.

"Leave these tourists to me."

Um?

The black-clothed employee turned around with a puzzled look on his face, and saw a blond middle-aged man walking towards him.

"Who are you?"

"Xiao Wang, have you forgotten? I am a tour guide!"

The employees in black were stunned, who is Xiao Wang? And when did the zoo have guided tours?

The blond middle-aged man stepped forward and patted the black-clothed employee on the shoulder. The confusion on the black-clothed employee's face instantly turned into numbness.

"Ah, it turns out you're a tour guide, so I won't bother you and I'll leave first."

After a while of mechanical lines, the employees in black left.

The blond middle-aged man nodded and looked at the tourists with a smile.

"Hello, tourists, I'm the tour guide of this zoo. I'll be the one to follow. Damn it!"

Seeing the blond middle-aged Zhou Hao blending in among the tourists, he cursed.

Why is it you kid again!

Chapter 828: All fear stems from insufficient firepower

This blond middle-aged man is naturally Chen Mo. He can't even remember how many times he has met Zhou Hao!

To be honest, this guy's luck is so ridiculous that encountering supernatural events is like rushing to the set! Why don't you go find a fortune teller and find out your birth date?

Zhou Hao and other tourists didn't know Randolph Carter, played by Chen Mo. Everyone was stunned when they heard his sonorous and powerful "F*ck" voice. This foreigner also speaks Chinese too fluently. Listen to this "F*ck" sound. It has a bit of a foreign accent, and it sounds like it’s spoken by a Chinese!

Um? Wait, did the tour guide just use swear words?

Seeing everyone's thinking expressions, Chen Mo also realized that he was in a bit of trouble just now. He coughed twice and said: "Sorry, tourists, I was a little excited just now. The teacher who taught me Chinese said that Chinese people like to use the expression WTF. I also learned my emotions from him. I hope you don’t mind. By the way, I forgot to introduce myself. I am Randolph Carter, the tour guide of this zoo. You can call me Carter.”

It turns out it was taught by someone else’s teacher, so that’s okay!

But this shouldn't be the zoo's routine. First, they say they don't need tickets to attract people, and then they charge the tour guide fee when they get to the place.

"Hello, Mr. Carter, we can go around on our own without a tour guide." A tourist said tactfully.

Chen Mo shook his head: "As a tour guide, I have the responsibility to protect the safety of tourists!"

Is it really a trick? You also protect the safety of tourists, but the animals here can also eat people!

Seeing the subtle expressions on everyone's faces, Chen Mo guessed what they were thinking and explained with a smile: "Visitors, I know what you are worried about. Please rest assured that there are no additional charges in this zoo, and the same goes for the tour guides."

Um? In other words, tour guides are also prostitutes for free!

All the tourists were shocked. This zoo is so generous and doesn’t charge entrance fees. Now it doesn’t even charge for tour guides! Is it true that if you keep driving like this, you won’t lose money?

The tourists were very skeptical about this, but from their standpoint, it was impossible to persuade Chen Mo to charge a fee. How could anyone bargain in the opposite direction?

"This is not good." One tourist couldn't help but said.

"There's nothing wrong with it. The employees of this zoo don't get commissions. Even if you pay the money, you can't get it from me."

"Well...well, please, Mr. Carter."

"Okay, then please read the visitor rules before entering the park."

As he spoke, Chen Mo distributed a new version of the Tourist Code to each tourist present.

Everyone listened to Chen Mo's request very seriously. This zoo offers free entrance fees and arranges guided tours. The benefits are so good. Visitors are asked to read the rules!

Even Zhou Hao thought so.

Let me know what’s in it.

1. If you see a white elephant with rabbit ears in our park, please keep beating it! Until it gets back to normal!

2…

? ? ?

Zhou Hao was confused just by seeing the beginning, and when he saw the suggestion to enter the park, his eyes darkened.

Recommendations for entering the park: If possible, tourists are required to be equipped with at least one AK47, 300 rounds of bullets, 5 to 10 standard grenades, a standard RPG rocket launcher, and 3 to 4 rounds of rockets. If you have military connections, you can drive a Tiger appropriately. Main battle tanks or amphibious armored vehicles can enter the park. If necessary, you can apply for aerial bombardment. I wish you a pleasant journey.

Are you going to visit the zoo or go to Iraq for a summer job?

"Mr. Carter, your code is wrong, isn't it?" Zhou Hao asked loudly.

"Well, tourist, do you have any problem with your code?"

Is this even necessary to ask? !

"There are visitor regulations that recommend that visitors carry guns into the park!"

"There's none?"

"Have it!"

Chen Mo took out his cell phone and hung up a picture of a fighting nation next door entering the zoo with guns.

Zhou Hao was speechless looking at this picture.

"Of course, the specific situation will be analyzed in detail. China has its own national conditions here. The suggestions for entering the park are explained below."

Um?

Everyone picked up the tourist regulations and looked at it carefully. Sure enough, there was a line of inconspicuous small words at the bottom!

If you are an alien or can transform into Ultraman, you can ignore the above rules.

The corners of everyone's mouths twitched. This thing has something to do with China's national conditions! Do you want to say that there are aliens and Ultraman in China?

This code is a joke!

"Does your zoo really have a business license?" one visitor asked.