Host, I’m Here To Accompany You To Pretend
Chapter 393:
"System, I don't want to hear what you are saying. I was just pretending to be cool that time! Can't you blame me for not being happy? You should apologize to the people of the whole country for shirking your responsibilities like this!"
"Host, you can't do this. How can you stop doing it halfway! Please seriously pretend to be cool with me!"
Chen Mo's face darkened, nmd is not over yet!
"Let's first tell you what's going on."
"Jaston is at Comic-Con!"
Chapter 700: This era is called Red Nose
Chen Mo was stunned for a moment and then a strange look appeared on his face.
"Who did you say showed up just now?"
"Jaston."
"That Jeston?" Chen Mo confirmed again.
"That's the same Jeston Williams who starred in Columbia's hottest nighttime show True Story!"
Okay, now there’s no need to doubt it!
This guy from the system has already made it so clear who this Jeston is, so there is no need to say more.
Jeston Williams, one of the worst bosses in the history of Ark, was beaten to death by Sai Daddy three times! In the later stage, it was directly reduced to a combat unit!
There was even a rumor in Chen Mojia’s Ark group that there are only two kinds of BOSS in Ark Tomorrow, Jeston and other BOSS!
As Seth's strength continues to improve, Jeston has also been strengthened inexplicably.
It is known that Seth is one of the founders of Rhine and can destroy a power armor with one punch, and Jeston can withstand Cerea's three punches. So how many power armors does Jeston equal?
With the announcement of the plot of Rhine, the evaluation of Jeston has also changed from "Jaston can only take three punches" to "Jeston can actually take three punches!"
As long as Sai's fighting skills are still improving, his fighting skills will also become higher! A man whose combat power upgrades with each version!
But it is a pity that no matter how the version is upgraded, his quality will never be restored.
When the true story first came out, some people predicted that Jeston would make a comeback. Who knew that everyone laughed when the plot came out!
After being beaten up by his father, not only was he imprisoned in prison and cleaned the toilet every day, but he also had to perform The Truman Show in front of the camera, completely becoming the number one clown in the Ark!
Now he not only became a clown in the level, but also became a clown in the plot!
His status in the hearts of players is even lower than Brother Dodge!
Ah, no, I shouldn’t use Brother Dodge as an example here. After all, for those with a dark face, Brother Dodge is the number one BOSS in Ark!
Do you understand the value of flashing for four minutes in a row?
The strong wind is howling, and standing in front of you is the only true God of the Ark!
Moreover, the name Jayston was not easy to come by. If he had added one less word when choosing the name and changed his name to Jayton, his fate might have been very different!
But it's a pity that it can't be changed.
Chen Mo shook his head to get rid of the distracting thoughts in his heart, Jeston, um... How can this guy pretend to be so elegant!
…
At a large-scale comic exhibition in China, the scale of this comic exhibition was very large and many people came, but the venue was not a magical city but a city in Shandong.
Although the concentration of the second dimension in Magic City is very high under the influence of all walks of life, this can be seen from various joint stores and offline activities. They are basically held in just a few places, and it is so crowded in Magic City. It’s hard to think of a high concentration!
However, this does not mean that two-dimensional culture has not developed in other places. After all, times have changed! In the past, two-dimensionality was synonymous with childishness. When you watch cartoons or cartoons, you will be called a grown-up. If you watch cartoons, your blood pressure will skyrocket!
But now those people who were said to be naive have grown up, and the offensive and defensive momentum has naturally changed. Comic exhibitions that almost did not exist before can now be found in every province.
Now, if anyone tells you that the second dimension is childish, then use Flame Fist on him!
After he reads it, he promises to never say anything childish about the second dimension again!
At the entrance of the venue, Zhou Hao checked the tickets with the staff, then pulled his suitcase and walked towards the changing room.
Looking at the comic exhibition venue with a high concentration of two-dimensional elements, his expression was extremely complicated. It had been how long since he had met real people at the Shanghai Comic Exhibition!
It's been so long that he can't remember clearly, and he doesn't understand why he can meet real people every time!
You said it’s easy to get into trouble at comic conventions, that’s okay! I won’t go to the comic exhibition headquarters anymore! But can you explain why you can meet real people on variety shows!
You said that accidents are easy to happen in such large-scale activities, so I pinched my nose and admitted it, but why did I encounter a fight with gods in the end even when I climbed a mountain?
Is this over yet?
It’s just ridiculous, okay!
This back and forth directly aggravated his mental internal friction!
When he first met a real person, he thought that the two-dimensional assassin was active at the comic exhibition, so he stayed away from the comic exhibition. He also thought that the tokusatsu assassin was active in variety shows, and he stayed away from variety shows. As a result, he failed to climb the mountain again. It has become a place where gods fight!
He now understands more and more that the place where these assassins are active is not outside but inside! It's on him!
Of course, most of these words are self-deprecating. There are so many real people and real things in this world, how can it be possible for him to catch up every time!
That would be magical!
But be careful when sailing a thousand-year-old ship! Since the two attempts to seek refuge were ineffective, he might as well just come back!
Taking advantage of his ridiculous luck and not reacting, he ran directly to the Comic Con to get this done!
In order to avoid his outrageous luck, Zhou Hao did not return to the Magic City after coming down from Mount Tai, but directly found a ready-made comic exhibition in Shandong!
He didn't believe it, he even used the art of war! This move catches them off guard! Is it possible to meet a real person again!
After firming up his belief in his heart, Zhou Hao opened the door of the dressing room and walked in. As soon as he entered, he was struck by lightning! I saw a cute girl wearing black stockings!
The skin is white and tender, and the muscles are strong, which can only be described as wonderful!
However, the experienced Zhou Hao did not keep his eyes on the women's clothing boss for too long. He glanced around and looked at the various familiar costumes around him, and he suddenly felt particularly friendly as he just arrived!
Everyone in this locker room is talented and well-spoken. He likes it here very much! Coming back here feels like coming home!
How long has it been since he last attended Comic Con? It’s been a long time since we had such a friendly atmosphere!
Zhou Hao sighed softly, went to a corner of the room and changed his clothes.
In fact, it is not strange to change clothes at a comic exhibition. After all, many cosplay costumes are very heavy. If you want to wear them directly to attend the comic exhibition, it will be inconvenient not to mention the high temperature along the way. It can make people feel dizzy from the heat!
After all, the temperatures in various provinces have been increased by dozens of degrees by enthusiastic netizens!
I thought that displaying the IP address could restrict online speech, but in fact, all provinces across the country were deducted big points!
But Zhou Hao couldn't say much about this, after all, he had a lot of points deducted!
After changing clothes and putting on makeup, he put away his suitcase, put on his coat and walked out of the dressing room with his head held high.
Not long after he walked out of the locker room, he quickly attracted the attention of many people.
Everyone was attracted by the red ball on his nose.
Yes, his cosplay character is Bucky the Clown!
This era is called Red Nose!
Chapter 701 Two heroes gather together
Why is this era called Red Nose? It’s not because Bucky the Clown has become one of the Four Emperors in One Piece! Ascend to the throne of Clown King!
Even the bounty was higher than that of Luffy, who became the Four Emperors at the same time! The reward is as high as more than 3 billion berries! Now even the encyclopedia's description of Baki has been changed to one of the Four Emperors.
At this time, when I went back and looked through Bucky's original speech, I can only say that it was all foreshadowing! He is indeed a man whose name no one dares to pronounce backwards!
Although the plot of Bucky becoming the Four Emperors was later brought back by Oda, everyone has actually seen for a long time that he has completely let himself go. Since the beginning of the Wano Country arc, various bizarre and **** actions have emerged in an endless stream.
Swordsman Zoro, his filial daughter Yamato, Nika Fruit, and the sit-ups of the protagonist group!
Auntie and Kaido-sensei didn't make Thor's mistake. Every time they hit him, they hit him **** the head! Even the narration said that the protagonist group could not revive again, but in the next episode, the protagonist group was resurrected again!
No matter how many times I was hit or how many cuts I made! The main characters can all get up and do sit-ups like crazy! I guess Big Mom and Kaido-sensei were both heartbroken! There is no way to win!
Before reading the Wano chapter, if you ask me who the main C is, I will definitely answer Luffy. But after reading the Wano chapter, if you ask me who the MVP of this chapter is, then I will undoubtedly answer Kaido. teacher!
Here I have to criticize Rayleigh by name. What did you teach? It took two years of teaching to teach Luffy the basic application of three-color Haki, which is simply misleading! When Luffy left, he said that there was nothing left to give to Luffy. It was a mistake to teach the apprentice to starve the master to death!
Look at Mr. Kaido again, a stick of Sakura! Two sticks dominate! Three stick fruits awaken!
When I went in, I was knocked over by a stick, and when I came out, I was like a king! What is Baishou Kaido?
Of course, the most important character in the Wano Chapter is the 'good man' Kozuki Oden!
What should I say about this person? Many netizens commented this way. If Oda had never drawn this guy, they would even be willing to find a foreshadowing for the Nika Fruit!
Brother Ming probably died laughing when he saw the newspaper in prison. Luffy and the others defeated Kaido and Big Mom. Bucky joined forces with Laosha and Hawkeye to become the four emperors. Although he became a prisoner, you marines also No need to lie to him with fake newspapers all day long!
It really lives up to the old saying, Oda is just a manga artist and he knows Hammer One Piece!
Bucky's move to become the Four Emperors alone has driven countless fan authors to death.
Sure enough, only fans need to talk about logic, while the original works are free.
If a fan novel dared to write like this, he would have been trolled to death.
Zhou Hao quickly attracted the attention of a group of people as soon as he appeared dressed as Bucky. As he was wandering around, a man wearing a hook cosplaying as Lao Sha came into his sight.
The two of them were stunned when they saw each other, and then immediately showed understanding expressions.
Cosplay Lao Sha straightened his shoulders and walked forward with his head held high.
"Clown King, right? How are you developing your devil fruit? Are you capable of domineering? Have you ever heard of the fruit's awakening?"
Zhou Hao looked the other person up and down, then took out his mobile phone and searched, displayed the reward orders of Bucky and Lao Sha in front of the other person, and showed a contemptuous smile.
One of their bounties is more than 3 billion, and the other is more than 1.9 billion, and Bucky is the captain of the imperial regiment, and Lao Sha is the imperial mate!
"Devil Fruit, domineering and fruit awakening, you are very good at hitting, but it's useless if you know how to hit!" Zhou Hao stretched out his finger and tapped the opponent's chest: "When you come out to play, you must have power and background! You are on that path of!"
Cosplayer Lao Sha made a look of disdain: "I am Sha Crocodile, the former president of the Shichibukai and Baroque Working Group, and the current president of the Cross Guild!"
Zhou Hao took a breath after hearing this! He looked around and then hugged the other person's thigh.
"Brother Sha, there were so many people outside just now. It's my fault! My fault!"
Cosplayer Lao Sha used the corner of his mouth to decorate the toy cigar and pretended to exhale.
"It turns out to be the little Yakuza!"
Flip! It turns out that Lao Sha is not the emperor's deputy but the emperor's father!
Seeing the cosplayer Lao Sha and Zhou Hao's work, the hall was filled with a cheerful atmosphere.
did you see! This is the one who makes everyone laugh!
The fake Joyboy, the unexplained Nika Fruit, why don’t you smile, Kaido? Hundred Days Master-killing Conference! The real Joey Boy who puts a smile on everyone's face in just one chapter!
I can only say that he is worthy of being the Clown King!
After finishing the finishing work, Lao Sha's cosplayer looked at Zhou Hao and sighed: "Brother, your finishing ability is good. I almost couldn't keep up with your ideas."
"It's okay, I just go through too much." Zhou Hao said modestly.
Lao Sha didn't think too much about Lao Sha's cosplay. He just thought that Zhou Hao was saying that he had participated in many comic exhibitions.
"Yes, yes, but brother, your accent doesn't sound like someone from Shandong. Are you from another province?"
Zhou Hao nodded: "I am traveling from the Magic City. I saw that there was a comic exhibition held here, so I stopped by to participate."
"I see, but in the Magic City, a lot of things seem to have happened there recently. I also saw a lot of videos from the Internet. What about Ashina Isshin, giant, but these videos should be fake. In reality, that's the case. Are there real two-dimensional characters, huh? Brother, why don’t you say anything?”
"..." Zhou Hao.
It’s not that he doesn’t want to talk but he doesn’t know what to say. After all, he has experienced everything this cosplay said!
On the other side, a tall, muscular man wearing a prison guard's uniform and a scar on his face was looking around with a confused expression.
No need to say more about who this person is!
what happened? Didn’t I lurk in Mansfield Prison? What is this place? It doesn’t look like it has anything to do with prison!
And these people seem to be talking nonsense?
Jeston's face was full of doubts. Fortunately, he had received professional training and could still speak a few foreign languages. What's more, Dayan in the Ark was a powerful country!
Jeston glanced left and right, and his vigilance was instantly raised when he saw a group of people in strange clothes around him. These people did not look like ordinary people!
Although he is very confident in his own strength and considers himself to be no weaker than Serea, the director of the Rhine Life Defense Department, there are many people in this place and their strength is unknown. No matter how strong he is, he is only one person, and it is difficult for his two fists to withstand four hands!
He scanned the crowd for a long time and finally found a person who was dressed normally. He took a deep breath and walked forward.
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