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"Harm! Who is the serious demon who eats the old man!"

The green snake and the white snake looked at each other and smiled, then raised the bowls in their hands and touched them together.

"Shame!"

"Shame!"

After finishing speaking, the two drank the wine in the bowl, and after taking the bowl down, White Snake wiped his mouth and turned his attention to Heishan.

Then suddenly stunned.

Staring at Hei Scale's bewitching and handsome face, White Snake felt an unprecedented throbbing in his heart, it felt like spring had arrived!

Aware that something was wrong with his eldest brother, Qing Snake stretched out his hand and pushed his shoulder.

"Brother, what's wrong with you?"

"How about we have five children in the future?"

"what?"

Qing Snake was dumbfounded, what did his elder brother just say? To have five children with him!

Qing Snake tightened his body and pulled away from White Snake.

At this time, the white snake came back to his senses, realizing that he had just made a slip of the tongue and couldn't help showing an embarrassed look.

"Second brother, listen to my explanation, I don't want to have a child with you, I mean that person."

white snake black scales

Looking at the white snake pointing at the black scale, the green snake suddenly breathed a sigh of relief, and the black scale's face turned completely black.

"Bold monster! He didn't take me seriously at all!"

Hei Scale shouted loudly, and his body instantly turned into a lightning bolt and slashed towards White Snake and Green Snake.

In the face of the attack of the black scales, the green snake showed a look of disdain, and then slammed a punch!

boom!

The thunder light exploded, and the black scales flew upside down and hit the wall!

"Gorgeous!"

It's true that there is a little black scale, these two snake demons and he are indeed not the same style of painting.

They are not the thousand-year-old snake demons in the cultivation world, but the thousand-year-old snake demons in myths and legends!

Chapter 541 Goblin! Where did you hide your grandpa!

The black scales slammed into the wall and spat out a mouthful of blood. He coughed violently and looked at the green snake with an unbelievable look in his eyes.

Although he didn't use his full strength in the attack just now, even if he looked at the entire Xiuxian world, there were definitely fewer than ten people who could follow it!

But now the opponent not only took it, but also knocked him over with one punch! how can that be! When did such a powerful demon cultivator appear in the Xiuxian world!

If any demon cultivator who comes out now can smash him, then what's the point of his hard practice all these years!

Seeing Heishan's dejected appearance, Chen Mo sighed deeply, how old is he, and his mind is still so fragile! If I don't pull you again, you're going to fall into your inner demon!

"Don't worry, the cultivation base you have accumulated so far is not all meaningless! There is only one reason why you lose!"

Hei Scale came back to his senses and hurriedly said: "Please also ask the experts to guide the maze!"

"Have you ever heard of such a basic law, blackening is ten times stronger, and whitening is weaker by three points!"

Black Scale was shocked immediately, and the one who can cultivate to this realm is stupid. With Black Scale's understanding, even without Chen Mo's explanation, he can comprehend the true meaning of this sentence!

"Blackening is ten times stronger, whitening is weaker by three points..."

Black Scale murmured this sentence again, and then looked at his hands with a dull expression.

"Could it be that it's not that the enemy has become stronger, but that I have become weaker?"

No, in fact, the enemy has become stronger! These two snake monsters came out of a mythical world like Journey to the West, and their strength was more than an order of magnitude higher than that of Heishan!

It's no wonder that Black Scales won't be abused against them!

After all, the difficulty of the map has increased too much!

Although Black Scale is already regarded as one of the best powerhouses in his world, it is still a bit too reluctant to directly face the elite monsters on nightmare difficulty maps like Green Snake!

However, compared to the traditional mythical world like Journey to the West, the world in which these two monsters are located is even more eccentric. If you have to use words to describe it, does Tangshan Burial know?

Seeing that Hei Scale's body was seriously injured, White Snake said with a distressed expression: "Second brother, why did you play such a heavy hand, that is your future sister-in-law!"

"…"

Qing Snake was silent for a while, and then said with difficulty: "Brother, are you sure you want to marry him? You can't tell that this person is a man, right?"

"Second brother! As long as there is love, gender is not a problem! And who said that men can't have children!"

On the contrary, based on your cultivation base, let alone males and males, even asexual reproduction is no problem, but...

"Brother, you just met him once, how dare you say that you are in love with him?"

Qing Snake wanted to persuade his brother again, after all, his brother was only over a thousand years old, and he didn't want his brother to take this road of no return at such a young age!

Hearing Qing Snake's advice, White Snake let out a long sigh.

"Second brother, do you believe in love at first sight?"

Do not! I only believe in seeing the color!

He knew that his eldest brother was just greedy, but he couldn't persuade him anymore.

"Well, since you have made up your mind, brother, it is natural for you to be a brother!"

After speaking, Qing Snake got up from his seat and bowed his hands to Black Scale.

"Sister-in-law, it's my brother today, I don't care, don't worry, we'll be a family after you pass the door! The family doesn't speak two words! From now on, brother, I will never do this kind of thing to you again. !"

The black-scaled lungs exploded!

What do you think I am! Even if I bow down to the outside world and obey my promises to the inside, I still have a personality and dignity!

You actually want me to marry a man now! Tolerable or unbearable!

Black Scales resolutely knelt down towards Chen Mo!

"Master, you must ask me! I am your apprentice, do you really have the heart to watch me being ravaged by this monster? I will be dirty!"

Hearing Hei Lian's tearful voice, the corner of Chen Mo's mouth twitched, you are your own little sheep, right?

In order to maintain the character, Chen Mo still resisted the urge to complain, he smiled lightly and said, "Don't worry, knowing yourself and your enemy will not be lost in a hundred battles, I came prepared this time!"

Hearing this, Hei Lian was immediately relieved, the master is worthy of being a master, and it is Zhou Xiang who does things!

"I don't know what you mean by preparation, Master?"

Just as Chen Mo was about to speak, the white snake's voice came over.

"Hey! You think I don't exist!"

White Snake glared at Chen Mo fiercely, his eyes were full of killing intent!

What your apprentice man! That's clearly my wife!

White Snake clapped his hands vigorously and said, "Little ones, get ready to boil the pot! This old man is our evening tonight..."

boom!

Before the white snake could finish speaking, a loud noise came from the top of the cave and exploded! A bunch of shadows descended into the cave!

"Who is it! How dare you break into the Ten Thousand Snake Cave!" Qing Snake slammed the armrest and stood up from the seat.

No one responded to Qing Snake's words, and as the smoke gradually dissipated, a BGM sounded.

Aunty press down~

With the rhythm of the BGM, a ray of sunlight shone, and seven muscular men with clear eyes and strong backs appeared in everyone's sight in a tower-shaped structure.

The people present were immediately stunned!

After the BGM ended, a person standing among the seven opened his eyes, and with an invincible face, he stretched out a finger and pointed at the blue and white snakes.

"Goblin! Where did you hide your grandpa!"

As the man's voice fell, the other six opened their eyes and stared at the two snakes.

As the saying goes, the eyes of a person who wants to think about a knife can't be hidden. Feeling the naked killing intent of the seven people, the backs of the green snake and the white snake are all cold.

In the cold eyes of the seven people, they felt a threat of death!

The green snake swallowed and looked at the white snake with a trembling voice.

"Brother, do you still remember the legend on the Muscle Mountain?"

Hearing Qing Snake's words, White Snake's expression changed drastically.

"Second brother, are you talking about the legendary Vajra Muscle Baby!"

Panic! White Snake is really panicking now!

The Vajra Muscle Baby is a treasure left by the Heavenly Monarch to protect the world!

How could the two little demons be the opponents of this monster!

How to do! what should I do now!

White Snake's forehead was dripping with cold sweat, and his brain was running frantically. At this moment, his eyes swept over the vicissitudes of Chen Mo, and a bold idea suddenly came into his mind!

"You young heroes! Your grandfather was taken away by him!"

The seven people turned their attention to the direction of the white snake, and their expressions changed after seeing Chen Mo's appearance!

Looking at their changing expressions, the white snake let out a sigh of relief, but fortunately I was witty, otherwise things would…

"grandfather!"

Hearing the children's shouts, Chen Mo had a kind smile on his face.

"Hey, sweet boy!"

Chapter five hundred and forty-two they are still children

A group of fleshy kids gathered beside Chen Mo, looked at him with big, innocent eyes like a child, and shouted coquettishly, "Grandpa! Grandpa!"

"Hey, hey...good boy!"

Chen Mo said with a change, while letting a group of fleshy babies squat down so that he could touch their heads.

Looking at the harmonious scene of grandfather and grandson in front of me, the black scales feel like my whole body is about to crack!

Chen Mo plays the role of the immortal tyrant with immortal style, and his temperament is out of the dust. He is the kind of master image that often appears in Xianxia novels.

If he went to set up a stall on the side of the road, he would probably be able to frighten a lot of people just by relying on this outfit.

And unlike him, the muscles and tendons have a completely different style of painting! The muscles of the whole body are exaggerated, and the muscles are as firm as granite! The whole person is like walking out of the world of Beidou Shenquan!

And such a group of muscular men act like children around an immortal old man acting like a spoiled child. This ultimate separation of vision and somatosensory makes Black Scale completely unacceptable.

It's a pity that the situation is stronger than people now, and he must accept it no matter how unacceptable it is!

Hei Scale got up from the ground and tried his best to squeeze a bright smile on his face.

"Master, it's really gratifying to see you and all the virtuous grandsons again today!"

Hearing the voice of the black scales, a muscular child turned his eyes and looked at him up and down a few times, and then immediately stared!

"You're a demon! You're a goblin!"

Feeling the murderous aura of the muscle boy, Hei Scales suffered a sudden cardiopulmonary arrest!

His sixth sense is frantically issuing a warning, so that he must never fight with the person in front of him!

"Wait! Listen to my explanation! I'm not a bad guy!"

"Humph! A demon is a demon! If there is a goblin, it won't hurt anyone! Die!"

After saying this, the muscular child threw out a violent fist, and the black scales' pupils shrank. When he was about to dodge, he found that his body was completely out of control, and he couldn't even use his spiritual power!

For a moment, the black scale was desperate.

Is he really going to die here so inexplicably!

This kind of thing...I don't want it!