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Chen Mo also showed a happy smile and said, "Then what are you waiting for, I'm ready."

As an ordinary traveler, I, Chen Mo, just want to live a peaceful life, play with the computer every day, check my mobile phone, and barely make a living by translating novels, and I am very satisfied.

Such an ordinary me also has some special hobbies, that is, doing something beneficial to physical and mental health every once in a while, and what I want to do today is to beat centenarians.

Chapter 23 Team leader, the car is ready

Yamamoto walked out of the building after finishing the business. Yamamoto is the boss of a neon underworld organization. In neon, the underworld is a legal industry. As long as there is a legal certificate, the underworld organization can be operated normally. There are many underworld organizations in Hong Kong, and Yamamoto's Yamamoto group is one of them.

The large-scale underworlds with a bit of history in Neon are basically transformed from the previous samurai class, and there is some samurai morality.

But the newly established underworld organization is different, such as Yamamoto, he is a standard villain, with a good face and a black heart.

In order to make money, he can do anything, run illegal casinos, loan usury, smuggle white noodles, and force good people into prostitutes.

Today, he came here to discuss smuggling. Although Shi Qingye is also very profitable, the money that comes the fastest must be in vain. This is the real revenue and expenditure of their group.

When a strong man in a black suit saw Yamamoto coming out, he immediately bowed and said, "Team leader! The car is ready!"

"Well, well done."

Yamamoto is very satisfied with this little brother's work attitude. If nothing else, at least his flattering skills are in place and suitable for staying by his side.

Under the leadership of his younger brother, Yamamoto came to a black car.

This is a standard business vehicle designed to be driven on and off the job.

The strong man in front of the car immediately opened the rear door and said, "Team leader, please."

This compliment attitude, if it is very full, he can score 12 points.

Yamamoto nodded and entered the car.

After seeing Yamamoto entering the car, the strong man closed the car door and prepared to go back to the driver's seat to drive. He not only served as a bodyguard, but also a driver, secretary, thug, errand, and tool of the team leader!

The team leader must have arranged so much work for him because he valued him and wanted to cultivate his ability, which moved him very much, and vowed to do his best for the team leader and die!

"Cars, with great spideys and pavas, in the days when my DIO was born, there were only horse-drawn carriages on the road."

A man over 190cm tall and with blond hair that looked like a foreigner walked up to the car.

This man is full of explosive muscles, and his body is more exaggerated than the bodybuilding champion on TV.

He seemed to have a seductive charm about him, which made the gangster strong man who saw him stunned for a while, but after seeing the man reaching out and stroking the car, the gangster strong man immediately came back to his senses, his face darkened, and he went up. Qian grabbed his shoulder and roared: "You bastard, what are you touching, this is the special car of Team Leader Yamamoto! Do you want to be sunk in Tokyo Bay!"

Although the person in front of him is very strong, the strong man is not at all cowardly. No matter how strong this person looks, he is just an ordinary person, and he is a gangster. How can a gangster be afraid of ordinary people!

Obviously this is another dedicated gangster who doesn't watch anime.

Feeling the strong man's hand on his shoulder, DIO's face sank, and he twisted the strong man's hand with his backhand, and the strong man's hand flipped 180° at an incredible angle.

“啊啊啊啊啊啊啊！！”随着一阵剧痛传来，壮汉发出了痛彻心扉的惨叫。

DIO ignored the screams of the strong man, walked to the rear seat, opened the door and sat in.

All this was seen by Yamamoto, who was sitting in the car. Although Yamamoto didn't watch anime, he didn't know who DIO was, but when he saw that DIO could twist a man's arm so easily, he naturally understood that this man was not simple. .

But after all, he is the boss of the gang, with the blood of countless people in his hands, and his psychological quality is much stronger than that of ordinary people. Although he is shocked, the expression on his face is still calm.

Seeing DIO Yamamoto sitting next to him, he didn't mention the injuries of his subordinates at all, and said with a smile, "Young people today are really full of energy, young man, what do you have to do with me?"

DIO didn't answer Yamamoto's words, stretched out his fingers to squeeze Yamamoto's teeth, and then directly pulled Yamamoto's teeth off.

"Ah ah ah ah ah!!"

"Don't be rude, just drive to the front for me." DIO said indifferently.

Yamamoto looked at DIO with fierce eyes. He took out a pistol from his arms and fired a shot at DIO's head. Even the worst marksman at such a close distance would not miss him. Yamamoto sneered.

Times have changed! The days of relying on brute force are over!

In front of a gun, no matter how strong your body is, it's a big wood!

DIO didn't even look at the bullet that was shot, and snorted disdainfully.

Then, in Yamamoto's perspective, the bullet he fired didn't go through DIO's head, but suddenly stopped in mid-air, and then was squashed like foam paper in a child's hand.

Yamamoto made an unbelievable voice: "Impossible, how could there be such a ridiculous thing!"

DIO pinched Yamamoto's nose and lifted him up: "Again, give me a drive."

After talking, DIO threw Yamamoto into the driver's seat with a forceful blow. How could the bridge of a human nose withstand this kind of force? This blow directly broke Yamamoto's nose, causing a lot of nosebleeds.

But Yamamoto couldn't care about the injury on his nose at this time, and looked at DIO in the back seat with uncontrollable panic flashing in his eyes.

What the **** is going on with this man! What the **** just happened! No, I can't stay any longer. If I don't run away, I will definitely be killed by him!

After making the decision, Yamamoto no longer hesitated, opened the car door and jumped down, intending to escape directly, but after he fell, he did not step on the ground, but returned to the driver's seat.

Yamamoto froze for a moment and exclaimed: "What!"

He couldn't believe what was in front of him, opened the door again, jumped again, and got back into the driver's seat.

"What the **** happened, I obviously got out of the car, why am I still in the car!"

Yamamoto is about to collapse, what the **** is going on!

"Hurry up and drive for me, or I'll kill you."

"Yes!" Yamamoto responded tremblingly while holding the steering wheel.

He no longer dared to resist DIO, and it is impossible for anyone to have any sense of resistance when encountering such a supernatural phenomenon.

"Well, where do you want to drive?"

"Go forward, I can feel it, Joestar's bloodline is ahead!"

"Jostar's bloodline? What is that?"

DIO glanced at Yamamoto and said, "It's good to explain to you."

Yamamoto immediately turned his head and started the car, without asking any further questions.

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Chapter 24 Isn't the sidewalk very spacious?

Night is the rush hour for Neon to get off work. There are so many vehicles going back and forth on the street. Yamamoto encountered a traffic jam before he drove for a long time.

He looked at DIO and explained carefully: "There is a traffic jam, and the traffic flow in the evening peak is very heavy."

"Continue to open." DIO said lightly.

Yamamoto looked embarrassed. He is now surrounded by cars. Is it difficult for him to hit him? Bumper cars don't drive like this!

"Even if you let me drive, I really can't drive it now."

"Isn't the sidewalk very wide, go there." DIO pointed to the sidewalk.

What is this man talking about!

Now is the peak time for people, and the streets are full of pedestrians. If you drive on the street, how many people will you bump into!

Why can this man say so easily that ordinary people can't do things at all!

Yamamoto swallowed and said, "There are people on the sidewalk coming home from get off work."

"None of my business, go away."

Does this man still have any humanity? In his eyes, what is human life?

Yamamoto was completely shocked. He thought he was already a villain, but compared to the man in front of him, he was a fart villain. If he can survive this time, he must surrender himself, even if he spends his life in prison, he will no longer be a gangster. .

Just when DIO was about to let Yamamoto go at full speed, he suddenly narrowed his eyes, looked out the window and said, "Are you coming?"

…

Xia Chuan, who was walking on the street, brushed up his long silver hair from the special power of the country and sighed.

The campus life after her return was not a happy one.

The number of people who confessed to her this month alone has exceeded single digits. It is really tiring to keep rejecting boys.

She is a staunch opponent of loveism, how could the senior archmage of the FFF group fall in love.

Besides, most of those who dared to confess to her were people who were very confident in themselves, either the head of the basketball department or the president of the Kendo Club. Without exception, they were all damned cash deposits, and cash deposits should explode!

How could she and these people have a common language? This group of people can't even understand a sentence of Kuo Nuo DIO. They know that they have never seen JOJO at all. If you want to be her boyfriend, you must at least give all the JOJO series. Read it.

In fact, Xia Chuan Zhenliang and Yukinoshita Yukino are very similar. They are both returned children. They are beautiful in appearance, excellent in learning, and have very special family conditions. They also both have long hair, but one is black and long and the other is silver.

Of course, in the eyes of LSP, apart from this point, the difference between the two is quite big. After all, Yukinoshita is only a mere average while Xia Chuan Zhenliang has at least C.

"Yahah☆Yahah DAZE."

Hearing this voice, Xia Chuan Zhenliang instantly felt a tingling in his scalp, and DNA immediately reacted.

Turning his head to look, he suddenly widened his eyes and opened his mouth wide, with a look of disbelief and shock on his face.

"Siguoyi!"

Standing there was a man with a height of 195cm, wearing a black trench coat and a black student cap, with a more muscular figure than Mr. Bodybuilder.

How could JOJO's brain-dead and die-hard fans like Xia Chuan Zhenliang not recognize this image.

"Kujo Jotaro!" Xia Chuan Zhenliang couldn't help but exclaimed.

Xia Chuan Zhenliang looked at it carefully, and the light in his eyes became even brighter. The restoration degree of the COSPLAY in front of him was simply amazing!

Not only the clothes were perfectly restored, but even the figure was restored so real, it was like Jotaro Kujo himself, she almost thought it was Jotaro Kujo who passed through!

As a senior JO chef, seeing this kind of god-level COSPLAY Xia Chuan is really cool, how can I hold back.

Xia Chuan Zhenliang ran to the front of "Kujo Jotaro" and said excitedly: "Hello, may I take a picture with you?"

This Kujo Jotaro is naturally the role played by Chen Mo. Seeing Xia Chuan running in front of him is really cool, Chen Mo said with an invincible face: "Woman, it's very dangerous here, hurry up and leave!"

One word, cool!

It turns out that speaking in Jotaro Kujo's voice is so cool!

Xia Chuan Zhenliang was stunned for a moment, and he didn't expect that the cosplay of "Kujo Jotaro" would drive people directly.

She is still very confident in her appearance, with fair skin, delicate facial features like a fairy, and a well-developed figure, plus the special attack bonus of silver hair, she believes that her appearance will definitely get 99 points above.

Otherwise, 58 people would not have confessed to her in just two months.

So she didn't expect to be treated like this. As for the danger, she just took it as an excuse, what danger could be encountered in the public.

Looking at Xia Chuan who was stunned and didn't intend to leave at all, it was really cool. When Chen Mo frowned and planned to continue speaking, his body felt agitated, and his blood boiled.

Chen Mo immediately understood that this was the reaction of the Joestar family's blood.

He looked at the front and said solemnly, "Are you here?"

what is coming?

Hearing Chen Mo's words, Xia Chuan turned his gaze forward suspiciously.

I saw a blond man walking over with one hand on his hip and catwalking between the red lights.

Xia Chuan Zhenliang looked at the blond man in front of him and was stunned for a moment, and then a look of shock appeared on his face again.

Is it actually DIO this time?

Looking at DIO's walking posture, Xia Chuan took a deep breath. As a senior chef, she has naturally seen a lot of DIO's cosplays, but those cosplays are too fake compared to the DIO in front of them. , How long did it take to practice this posture to walk like this!

DIO stopped not far from Chen Mo, and the corners of his mouth twitched as he finished eating the buns.

"Jo Taro!"

"DIO!"

After calling each other's name, Chen Mo walked towards DIO.

"Hey~ came towards me, instead of running away, did you choose to take the initiative to approach me DIO!"

"If you don't get closer, how can you blow up!" Chen Mo continued to move towards DIO.

"Hoohoo~ If that's the case, then you might as well get closer." DIO also walked towards Chen Mo.

The two kept getting closer, and after DIO entered the range of the Platinum Star,

Chen Mo decisively released the Platinum Star and punched DIO in the face.

At this time, the world of DIO suddenly appeared and kicked in the past.

As the so-called arm can't twist the thigh, of course, the legs are longer than the hands. If it goes on like this, Chen Mo will definitely be deflated, but Chen Mo has already reviewed the third part of JOJO before coming. Of course, he knows the old yin of DIO. B intends to use the old man's lower leg whip.