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"Hahahahaha..." o(*≧▽≦)ツ ~ ┴┴

"Hahahaha..." o(*≧▽≦)ツ ~ ┴┴

Xianyun, who had not felt any pain for a long time, suddenly heard two bursts of laughter.

She carefully opened her eyes and saw that the other two Zhenjun had recovered their human form and were holding their stomachs and laughing.

Xianyun, who saw this scene, didn't know what was going on, and didn't say anything. She stood up with a dark face and walked gently behind the two Zhenjun.

"Is it funny?" (≖_≖ )

Xianyun asked with his hands on the shoulders of the two immortals.

The two Zhenjuns who were laughing had not yet reacted, and answered subconsciously.

"Hahahaha... Of course! It's the first time I saw Liuyun's expression."ヾ(^▽^*)))

"Hahaha, yes, especially when she tripped, I can laugh at her forever!" (*^▽^*)

"Hahaha, that's right, I almost couldn't hold back my laughter when I saw her fall."Ｏ(≧▽≦)Ｏ

They guessed what was going on as soon as Xianyun appeared.

If Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun rebelled, it would be more likely that Liyue was attacked by the demon god again that day.

And just now they just wanted to play a joke on her.

"Is it so funny..." (≖_≖ )

The two Zhenjuns also found that something seemed wrong at this time. Looking at the hand on their shoulders, their necks twisted stiffly. Then they saw Xianyun with a gloomy face, smiling at them.

"Nei, nei Liuyun, we were just joking..." (´-﹏-`；)

Xueyue Zhuyang Zhenjun's voice became smaller and smaller, and there was a trace of fear in his eyes.

Xianyun's expression did not change, and he exerted a little force with both hands, and then...

"Joke, right!" (〝▼皿▼)

Bang!

"Very funny, right!" (〝▼皿▼)

Bang!

"You made me lose face in front of the emperor, right!" (〝▼皿▼)

Bang!

...

Grandma Ping looked at the "fight" between the two birds and the deer and couldn't help but joked:

"Haha, they are really energetic! ” (◦˙▽˙◦)

Ganyu had already put down the teapot when Xianyun stood up and turned around, pretending to know nothing.

If she was found out that she had seen her master’s dark history today, her dark history might be all over the streets of Liyue tomorrow.

Although her master should not be such a person, what if?

At this time, Ganyu could only cover her ears and pretend that she heard nothing, and then shift her attention to the video.

In the video, Yingbian was talking to Xianyun, and her hands were not idle.

"Go back to your usual bird-like appearance and lay some eggs for me. ” ( ﹡ˆoˆ﹡ )

Hey, I just forgot to buy eggs, Xianyun came at the right time. I don’t know how the eggs of this crane taste, so I’ll give it a try this time.

Hearing Ying’s words, Xianyun’s head also popped up a few blue veins, but before she could do anything, she heard Ying continue to say:

“By the way, please remove another leg for me, I just need a piece of poultry meat.” ” (*σ´∀`)σ

When Ying said this, her tone was so relaxed, as if she was not asking Xianyun to remove one of her legs, but to pull out a hair.

[Xianyun: How dare you! Disrespectful to the immortal master!] (〝▼皿▼)

[Xianyun: A mere mortal actually wants my eggs! And wants to eat my legs! 】(╬◣д◢)

Xianyun didn’t even bother to beat the bird and the deer under her, and this mortal named Ying actually dared to ask for her eggs! And let her cut off a leg for her!

The other Liyue immortals and Zhongli couldn't help but admire Ying's courage. Want to eat Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun's eggs? Even the emperor didn't dare to think so!

But can Liuyun lay eggs? It seems that I have never seen her lay eggs before.

Even the two Zhenjuns on the ground who were beaten by Xianyun and almost fainted couldn't help but secretly give Ying a thumbs up.

Although this mortal was disrespectful to the immortal master, it was the first time they saw such courage to seek death.

[Ying: Zhenjun, you misunderstood! I am not interested in your eggs! 】Σ(ŎдŎ|||)ﾉﾉ

Oh my God! I, Ying, just arrived in Liyue! How could I offend the immortals of Liyue so inexplicably!

No! I must get the forgiveness of the immortals! Otherwise, how can I continue my journey if I offend the immortals just after arriving in Liyue!

【Paimon: Right, right, right, we hate eating eggs the most. 】(˘•灬•˘)

Seeing what Ying and Paimon said, Xianyun did not calm down at all, but became even angrier.

【Xianyun: WhatWhat! You mean you actually look down on me?】(〝▼皿▼)

What do these two mortals mean! What do you mean you have no interest in my eggs?

Seeing Xianyun seemed to be even angrier, Ying quickly changed her words:

【Ying: No, no, no, you misunderstood, I am very interested in your eggs, I really want the eggs you laid.】(๑•̀ω•́๑)

【Xianyun: What! You really want my eggs! You are at Wangshu Inn, right? Wait for me! I will come to find you right away!】 (╬◣д◢)

【Ying:……】(T＿T)

Wuwuwu…It’s neither right nor wrong, what should I do! As expected, angry women are unreasonable even if they are immortals.

Seeing that Xianyun had already changed back to his beast form and was about to fly to find Ying, Zhongli could no longer care about drinking tea and hurriedly stopped him:

【Zhongli: Okay, Liuyun, this is just a video, don’t bother with a junior. 】

Xianyun had no choice but to change back to his beast form after seeing what Zhongli said. Humanoid.

【Xianyun: Humph, since the Emperor has said so, I will let you go today. 】(o｀ε´o)

【Ying: Thank you Emperor, thank you Immortal, the Emperor is generous, the Immortal is kind! 】ヾ(TдTヾ*)

After Xianyun turned back, he couldn't find Ying to have a good argument, and he couldn't vent his anger, so he turned his eyes to the two Immortals who were still lying on the ground.

Xianyun walked to them again, and then...

Bang bang bang bang bang bang...

The poor two True Lords just became Ying's substitutes.

Zhongli felt a little sorry for the two immortals when he saw this scene, but he was still slightly relieved.

Fortunately, Ying was not scared away. She was a key part of his retirement plan.

If he really let her run away, where would he find such a cheap, proactive, and useful tool!

I heard that when he helped Mond solve the dragon disaster before, Mond only gave a title and it was done.

Of course, he Zhongli is not the kind of person who likes to get free stuff from others. As the God of Contract, this reward is necessary.

Well~ I gave a title and some Mora to solve Tevarin. Osel should be stronger than Tevarin, so...

Zhongli glanced at Grandma Ping

When the time comes, ask Ping'er for a pot, and then ask Tianquanxing to give some Mora, which should be enough.

But now his identity has been exposed and he is in trouble... Forget it, just take it one step at a time and see what to do when the time comes.