The next day

[Star: 1]

[System: Wuhu~ Did you miss me? ]

[System: Wait, do you live here? ]

[System: Forget about others, why didn't I get the first comment! ]

[Star: Hey! ]

[System: Hey, hey, that's awesome! ]

[Kiana: I can watch the video as soon as I wake up, so cool! ]

[Murata Himeko: Kiana, are you guys awake? ]

[Raiden Mei: Himeko-sensei, Kiana and I are awake, but Bronya and Wendy...]

[Seele (white): What happened to Bronya? ! ]

[Theresa: Are you the Seele sister that Bronya was talking about? Don't worry, Bronya is fine...]

[Bronya: Seele, Bronya is fine. ]

[Seele (white): I'm glad Bronya is fine. ]

[Kiana: Bronya, what happened to you yesterday? ]

[Bronya: Kiana, Bronya is very sorry about what happened yesterday. Bronya didn't expect that the biochip installed in Bronya's brain was left behind by Cocolia's mother. ]

[Wendy: Is that so? Sure enough, Sister Bronya didn't lie to me. ]

[Bronya: Wendy, Bronya is very sorry about what happened yesterday...]

[Wendy: No! Sister Bronya, it's not your fault. If you want to blame someone, blame the person who controls you. ]

[Theresa: Cocolia... That female vixen, she can even kill her own children. ]

[System: Okay, let's talk about these things in private. Now it's video time! ]

[Next, play the first video of today. ]

[The current situation of the Six Gods gathering] (This video is from the 2024 Genshin Birthday Party)

[Wendy: Six Gods? This seems to be a story from our world. ]

[Ningguang: Judging from the title, it should be a gathering of six gods. ]

[Seno: But why six gods? What about the other god? ]

[Diluk: Need I say that? He must have been excluded. ]

[Diluk: As for which country's god it is...]

[Tadalia: Hey, hey, hey! What does that mean above! We Fatui have a bad reputation, but...]

[Lady: Shut up! Young Master. ]

[Diluk: Ha! I haven't even said who it is yet, and someone has already identified it. ]

[Tadalia: You lied to me! If you have the guts, fight me openly! ]

[Lady: Shut up! Young Master, you have disgraced the Fatui]

The video starts playing

The video shows a scene of Liyue Harbor, and then the scene changes to show Zhongli on the screen, with Wind God Venti and Grass God Nashida on either side, and Fire God Mavica, Water God Furninna and Thunder God Raiying opposite him. From the perspective of the video, Zhongli is sitting in the main seat.

[Hu Tao: Zhongli, why is it you! ]

[Barbara: Where is that bard? ]

[Zhongli: Master, from a common sense point of view, since this gathering is held in Liyue, it is natural that a local person is needed to introduce the dishes. ]

[Hu Tao: Is that really the case? ]

[Zhongli: Of course. ]

Zhongli naturally knows that this reason is too far-fetched, but for the sake of his retirement plan, he can only do this.

[Barbara: What about this bard? ]

[Wendy: It seems that I can no longer hide it...]

[Wendy: In that case, I have no choice but to admit it.]

[Wendy: Be happy, everyone. I am Barbatos, the wind god of Mondstadt.]

[Wendy: How is it? The god you believe in is right next to you. Aren't you moved!]

[Barbara: You are not allowed to insult Lord Barbatos!]

[Barbara: How could Lord Barbatos be a bard like you?]

[Diona: That's right, how could Lord Barbatos be a drunkard like you!]

[Kaeya: Yes! Wendy, your poetry is indeed good, but don't touch our wind god.]

[Ying:...]

[Ying: Is it possible that he is really the wind god?]

[Kaeya: Come on, if he is the wind god, then I am still the ice god! 】

"This is a rare occasion. I didn't expect that you would gather here despite your busy schedule." Zhongli was the first to break the peaceful atmosphere.

"Morax, you are too polite. And be careful when using the word "busy" in the future." Nashida looked at the four gods opposite and complained, "I'm afraid you four are the most idle in Teyvat."

[Nil: This outfit... Could it be that you are the Little Lucky Grass King! ]

[Nil: That's right. ]

[Nil: Meet the Little Lucky Grass King! ]

[Colai: Meet the Little Lucky Grass King! ]

[Tinari: Meet the Little Lucky Grass KingLord Wang! ]

[Seno: Greetings to Lord Little Auspicious Grass King! ]

[Nashida: You don't have to be like this, I'm not a qualified god yet. ]

[Kiana: Not a qualified god? ]

[Kiana: Do the gods in your world have to take exams? ]

[Nashida: No, the position of the Seven Gods is awarded by Sky Island, but I'm not capable enough now, so I can't become a qualified god yet. ]

[Hu Tao: Wait, Zhongli! What did Lord Grass God call you! ]

[Zhongli: ... ]

[Ningguang: Greetings to Lord Emperor! ]

[Xiao: Greetings to Lord Emperor. ]

[Ganyu: Greetings to Lord Emperor. ]

[Zhongli: I'm just a guest Zhongli of the Rebirth Hall, not the Rock God Morax]

In the Rebirth Hall, Zhongli, who was drinking tea, saw that his identity was exposed and suddenly felt a headache.

Suddenly, the door of the Rebirth Hall was pushed open, and a full-of-energy voice came from the door, "Zhongli!"

Okay, more headaches are coming.

"Master, you're back." Zhongli responded helplessly when he saw Hu Tao coming in.

"I can't tell!" Hu Tao came over and patted Zhongli on the shoulder, "You are actually the Emperor."

"In terms of common sense, I am only a guest of the Rebirth Hall now, not the Rock King Emperor." Zhongli looked at the child in front of him who could be said to have grown up under his watch and felt a little headache.

"Does that mean you plan to continue to be a guest of the Rebirth Hall?" Hu Tao was actually a little worried that Zhongli's identity would be exposed and he would leave here, but she was relieved when she heard Zhongli's reply.

"Then... Lao Deng! Give me some gold coins!" Hu Tao took out the ancestral Homa and threw it at Zhongli. "You are the Geo King! Why do you always put the bill in the account of the Rebirth Hall!"

"Because I am just a mortal Zhongli now, not the Geo King. Therefore, I cannot create Mora." Zhongli was not angry about Hu Tao's offense. After all, he watched her grow up, and if he still had to rely on the Rebirth Hall for his current consumption.

Of course, the most important thing is that he knows how much he spends every day. For the sake of his future retirement life, it's nothing to be hit by a little bit.

However, looking at Hu Tao's murderous eyes, Zhongli hurriedly added, "But the recent consumption will not be sent to the Rebirth Hall. A friend will help pay for it recently."

At this time, the door of the Rebirth Hall opened again. It was Ningguang, the Tianquan Star of Liyue Seven Stars, and Ganyu, the Seven Star Secretary who had worked for a thousand years, who came in.

"Lord Emperor..." Before Ningguang and the others could finish their words, they saw Hu Tao holding a Homa, and the other side of the Homa fell right on the head of their Emperor.

Seeing this scene, Ningguang almost instinctively shouted, "The Emperor has been killed! Seal off the entire place!"

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