Honghuang: I Have Become An Immeasurable Calamity!
Chapter 259 Monkey and Zhǔntí
Immediately, Zhǔntí was so angry that one Buddha ascended to heaven and two Buddhas were born.
Pointing at the Stone Monkey of Numinous Wisdom's nose, he scolded: "Stubborn Monkey!"
"As one of the Four Great Monkeys, you have a great mission on your own, and now you don't make good use of your unique talent, practice well, and benefit the world, but here you are reduced to the act of being a bandit!
"It really makes the old man indignant!"
"You are worthy of the five-color Heaven Mending Stone that gave birth to you? You are worthy of the intelligence of your confused monkey? You are worthy of the spiritual energy of heaven and earth that gave birth to you? Is it worthy of my expectations for you?"
Perhaps this scene in front of him really moved Zhǔntí.
A lot of things that shouldn't have been revealed in one breath.
After he finished speaking, there was still some indignation in his eyes.
As a Saint, such gaffes are truly unprecedented.
Just because the scene in front of him was beyond Zhǔntí's imagination.
What does the old man say again?
Stone Monkey of Numinous Wisdom looked bewildered.
Although I don't understand it, I have a feeling that I don't understand it, but it feels sharp...
Anyway...well, 30 should be pissed off?
You are now a bandit!
This old man dared to point to his nose and scolded himself for not doing his job properly!
Stone Monkey of Numinous Wisdom was immediately unhappy.
"Bah! Old man! What the monkey master does is the monkey master's business."1
"Apart from the master and the seniors, no one can care.
"I see that you're too old, so I didn't try to snatch you!
"Don't be ignorant, be sensible, and leave in front of me quickly!
"Otherwise... hum hum~"
Saying that, the monkey and the other gang of silly-looking bandits behind him rolled up their sleeves and made a vicious appearance of wanting to jerk off.
Seeing this scene, Zhǔntí laughed in anger, these mortals were adding a monkey, and they even wanted to shoot at him!
"Grand Dao 3000, if you want to join the WTO and experience the human world, what can you do wrong?"
"However, he became a bandit robber..."
Zhǔntí was so angry that he had the urge to physically overrun the monkey on the spot!
'Oh, I can't even scare this old man...
Stone Monkey of Numinous Wisdom rolled his eyes.
Since the initial mastery of the divine power of knowledge and geography, the monkey has been able to initially distinguish who can be offended by himself and who can't be offended by himself.
Just like the old man in front of him.
Although it cannot be clearly described, the monkey can still feel that the other party is not small.
Therefore, I don't want to take action as much as possible, and it is the best to be able to scare the old man away.
Zhǔntí After all, Holy Dao's cultivation base is strong, and it is easy and simple to hide his cultivation base in front of a monkey who has just entered the Dao.
As for the monkey occupying the mountain as the king and being a bandit, it is actually an accidental coincidence.
After I said goodbye to Six Eared Macaque.
The monkey had planned to go directly back to Mt. Huaguo.
But thinking that if you go back now, it doesn't make any sense.
Although he promised the monkeys and monkeys, he would bring them the method of immortality.
In fact, he did obtain the cultivation method.
However, the law of war is engraved on his soul, and it only fits with him.
His monkey monkeys can't learn such advanced spells at all.
Unless the Stone Monkey of Numinous Wisdom understands the law of war.
Then give some of the spells to his monkey grandchildren.
In this way, these ordinary monkey monsters can only understand it.
In other words, there is no rush at all right now.
Thinking of this, I simply traveled to this continent of Kyushu, where Human Race now lives!
Euphemistically called, experience a variety of human geography.
Even if I go back to Mt. Huaguo, I can brag with my monkeys and grandchildren.
Let them know that even if their king is outside, he has not lost the title of Mt. Huaguo Monkey King, and he can easily break into the world by himself~
No, not long after stepping into the Human Race site, I saw these stupid 'bandits' on Mount Wuyue.
These guys were starving, and when they saw Stone Monkey of Numinous Wisdom, they thought it was an ordinary monkey, and they wanted to take it back and have a meal.
The end is naturally a lesson from the monkey.
Monkey saw that they were interesting, and his heart was not bad. Thinking that it was all right, he took up his old skills and became the king of the mountain on the top of the mountain.
Although the monkey was a bandit, most of the things he robbed were his peers, or the wicked.
The group of Human Race followers behind my ass were originally stupid local villagers.
Although they are usually known as bandits and bandits, their intelligence quotient is obviously not enough to carry out such a high-IQ action as robbery.
For daily living, they also rely on the few acres of land in the stockade, and they are only part-timers for the 'bandits and thieves' activities.
"Old Dao, Grand Dao 3,000, go out and become the champion~"
"Why do you insist that robbers are crooked?"
"Yes! The boss is right!"
A bunch of silly big men behind him followed suit.
"Abstaining from rhetoric, it's abolished, it's abolished!"
Zhǔntí could not help but lament in his heart, can such monkeys still be able to help them spread Western Buddhism to the Central Plains?
No, absolutely not!
Tribulation of Reckoning is approaching, even if the monkey is not saved, it must be deleted and re-trained!
Otherwise, the prosperity of Western Buddhism will be hopeless!
This is still a small matter, if it arouses the dissatisfaction of the consciousness behind
I'm afraid not waiting for Ragnarok... Buddhism will be wiped out first!
Thinking of this, Zhǔntí did not hesitate.
With a wave of his hand, he pointed at the monkey's nose and said, "Plucking the monkey, the old Taoist will give you a chance to renew and do good.
"As long as you take the old Tao as your teacher and learn your skills well, it is not impossible to achieve a long life in the future..."
Zhǔntí knew that the monkey wanted to learn the skills of immortality.
This was verified before Heaven's Secrets cut it off.
In his opinion, as long as he said these words, the monkey would definitely be convinced, and he would immediately ask him to apprentice.
"Bah!!"
Before the monkey jumped out, the group of stupid robbers behind him couldn't help it.
"What a daring old man, dare to abduct our head!"
As ordinary mortals, they don't think it's so easy to meet an immortal who is willing to teach the law of longevity.
In their opinion, compared to the immortals, the old man in front of him is more likely to be a liar!
"Although you were originally an old man and didn't want to take action, you bullied me to the point of waiting! Don't blame me for waiting!"1
Saying that, a few big idiots rushed towards Zhǔntí with axe and chopping wood.
Facing these idiots, Zhǔntí frowned wildly.
With a wave of his sleeves, he blew a group of people away.
A group of people suddenly lay on the ground, humming.
Zhǔntí stroked his white beard in disapproval.
If it weren't for the peace of the Three Realms and the new female Emperor of Heaven, the Yaochi had strict regulations, and the immortals would not be allowed to kill innocent people on the Human Race.
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